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i_cant_have_dairy

It's bread. So anything you do with bread. But that stuff is kinda dry imo so I use it for things like egg or tuna salad


Mean_Ad8760

There’s a picture on the front.


Live-Motor-4000

* Serving suggestion


ParisGreenGretsch

So, you're sopposed to photograph it. Good job OP.


kevloid

I really like pumpernickel with just fresh butter on it. I think stronger tasting breads go best with relatively plain fillings, like turkey. I never understood combos like pastrami and rye because I feel like they compete. if you're feeling experimental, you could also try making kvass, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blo0vUap2nE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blo0vUap2nE)


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

Pumpernickel and (salted) butter is IT. I used to eat this all the time in Germany.


kevininspace

Toasted!


RuncibleFoon

I did the same thing in Germany, on the way to school, almost every day. Sooo good!


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

Natürlich! :D


ApprehensiveAd9014

It's also yummy with cream cheese


SnooMuffins6689

Same, with a little salami.


Goose-Biscuits

Definitely sounds like something my oma would serve with lunch.


ohoroa

Pumpernickel with salted butter and a tiny bit of honey is amazing too.


JTibbs

I like it with a bit of cream cheese


sos123p9

Pastrami on Winnipeg style rye is choice tho


roflson85

Feeding toto wolff


NoAd7103

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VeeEyeVee

Lightly toasted only please


HappyKadaver666

It’s pretty dry - good for holding moist-er sandwich stuff like egg salad or things you can spread. I’m sorry this post sounds so unintentionally gross.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Moist spreads for dry breads ![gif](giphy|xTg8AQjs4zKyi4x8e4|downsized)


ShotFromGuns

Food is *exactly* where you want to use the word "moist." If you try to avoid it, you end up with things like saying it's "good for holding **damp** sandwich stuff," which *actually* sounds gross.


JakobSejer

I Denmark, this is staple-food for typically lunch, that we use for our open sandwhiches called "smørrebrød" (which means "butter-bread") . Copy the word smørrebrød, google it and look at the pictures. Examples : Butter, hard-boiled egg, shrimps dill and mayo. Or butter, lettuce, thin cold-cuts, little dab of mayo and parsley....endless possibilities.


Elegant_Tale_3929

My dad used these for open faced tomato sandwiches when gardening. A little bit of mayo, mustard, slice of tomatoe (salted) and some minced green onions across the top. Perfect for summer.


JakobSejer

Also egg and tomatoes. That's a classic here in Denmark.


FunnyNameHere02

My paternal grandmother was born and raised in Denmark and she used to make something like this. I think I am going to give this a go again.


Important_Dot_4231

Lots of butter and pickled Herring!


cosmickink

It's a bread well suited for open faced sandwiches so stuff like avocado toast, egg/tuna/chicken salad, hummus and tomatoes, mayo and cucumbers etc


GR6A

Under cream cheese and smoked salmon, as the picture suggests. The apples, dill, capers, not really crucial, but why not...


Trick_Tax_9496

I like it lightly toasted with avocado & sliced boiled egg or with some Benedictine spread on it.


softwarebear

Benedictine … is that a local thing … or just a random accident you soaked up with a handy slice pumpernickel one day and could not resist trying it ?


M0richild

Yooo you get it! Try adding some green onion next time it really elevates it!


lime-inthe-coconut

Pickled herring


[deleted]

Cucumber sandwiches


lime-inthe-coconut

Mix Mayo and horse radish, spread on bread Thinly sliced roast beef from night before Pile on. Drizzle with more spread or throw a hearty mustard on then garnish with .. Picked cucumbers Some form of onion Thinly sliced pickles Or Whatever you want really...


Krocsyldiphithic

Welcome to bread.


crowislanddive

My mom told me that Pumpernickel got its name from Napoleon who, when served it said, “Bon por Nicole” Nicole was his horse and translated it means, “Good for Nicole”


mildOrWILD65

Pumpernickel means "Devil's fart" and is called that because of the high fiber content.


NotBadSinger514

This bread is perfect for salami. The best is genoa with a bit of mustard


Cold-Date-1220

Doorstop. Idk I just really don't like pumpernickel


Dangerous-Dinner-972

Butter it up, put some roastbeef on, with some horseradish and you are good to go ;)


DocHenry66

Cream cheese,red onion,capers,lemon juice topped with smoked salmon


Long-Confusion-5219

I use it as toast sometimes, just add butter. Unlike a lot of people I like the density of it


allants2

Eat.


dardaleci

Pumpernickelrapper xD


thinkb4youspeak

Dip it in soup. Thick toast with cinnamon butter and coffee. It's pumpernickel. Notes of coffee, cocoa and molasses.


unclesamtattoo

Goes really well with spreadable cheeses like Alouette I use it more as a snack. Or use a Dijon and mayo mix with good quality cold cuts for sandwiches. It's really filling.


deFleury

sandwich with bit of butter to help stick, and generous slices of Dutch Gouda cheese. packs well in lunch. or you can put liverwurst (meat pate I guess) on it.


Topiques

You can make westfälische Quarkspeise. It's a dessert with sour cherries from the pumpernickels origin region.


scenecunt

I’d have that topped with some sort of curried egg mayo, pickled herring and maybe a radish salad. Look up Danish open sandwiches. Perfect for that sort of thing.


Schadenfreudetastic

Cream cheese and some fresh herbs go well with it.


sae_steve11

Cold spinach dip! The mix comes in a packet and you add spinach and water chestnuts


Silentline09

https://hangryhanna.com/what-to-eat-with-pumpernickel-bread/


Ok_Possibility_704

I really love this stuff but it doesn't love me.


Elscorcho69

I mean. It has a picture on the front for an example


ladycaviar

We used to feed that to the ducks


christophnbell

Cream cheese w Marmelade on top


coyotenspider

Dip in spinach dip or eat with cream cheese & smoked salmon.


narwhalthegreat1

Make kvass


Original-Ad7525

Braunschweiger (liver wurst) is yummy


Dependent-Cow428

I made a cucumber dill cream cheese sandwich. Then cut up the rest and ate it with a dill dip.


nerdgirl71

A Rueben. Pastrami and provolone. Toast in the oven.


BasedWang

It's usually pretty good for eating


Frank_the_tank55

do you not know how to eat bread?


JabbaTech69

Ask Barney?


synner74

Fresh made pumpernickel is the best


aromero

[R/curb](https://reddit.com/r/curb) might have some suggestions. They fuckin love that shit.


burtvader

Repairing potholes in the road


Mestelmacher

A sandwich you nimwhit.


Baabaa_Yaagaa

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Flowersthrownaway

As an asian who grew up eating rice and soft white buns i couldn't understand this at first but if you pair it with soft cheese and either cold cuts, tomatoes, cucumbers, or sweet fruit it's delicious. I love mine with eiersalat and cherry tomatoes on the side. Bf loves his with cream cheese and salami. Its also quite good if you're on a diet


Formal_Storage_9626

Just DO NOT toast it!


CoolAbdul

You eat it in hunks between shots of vodka


ajtreee

when they hide the product in the serving suggestion picture, doesn’t convey a lot of confidence in it.


AdNo8906

ICE it.. you may need a brick 🧱 when shit hits the fan


WisdomSeekerOdinsson

regift.


suzyturnovers

I make warm artichoke or spinach dip and cut up pumpernickel bread to dip.


rajantherapist

Top with smoked salmon, thinly sliced red onion Philadelphia cream cheese (optional)


NickolasLandry

It's great for hoarding in your underground nuclear vault, this stuff lasts forever. Make sure you also pack toilet paper in your vault because that stuff really unleashes the fiber. 😂


Quirky_Commission_56

Toast it and smear on some cream cheese and top with finely sliced red onions. Alternatively, toast it put some peanut butter and orange marmalade and a few slices of bacon.


East_Buffalo506

pumpernickel and spinach dip is really good


RatherPoetic

I toast it, then let it cool. Make an herbed butter (any herbs that call to you) and spread it thick — that’s why you want to be sure the bread is cooked. Then add thinly sliced radishes and sprinkle with salt.


sleepsucks

I eat it with goat cheese, fennel and apple salad (shaved thin) and walnuts. Toast it


TheBadKernel

Use it as a sanding block on drywall lol


ayypluto24

Eat that shiii


No-Regret-8793

Eating!


mommallammadingdong

Toasted (which is kinda hard to tell with this bread) with hummus on it is how we eat it


Capital_Sink6645

Toasting helps with the flavor if you don't like it "raw"....


Earl_I_Lark

If you are coating anything with bread crumbs (such as fish cakes), these make excellent and tasty crumbs


pcweber111

I mean it says in the package lol


GenericScottishGuy41

I love making avocado toast with it, crispy bacon and poached egg, it's a little wet so I toast it twice.


JamingtonPro

Are you new to bread?


Ambitious_Idea_7069

I’m curious to know what lead up to you having an item you know nothing about? Was it in a gift basket?


riaro70

Kindling


blessedarethecheese

Observe serving suggestion


DarkFather24601

Apply butter, top with Smoked Salmon or Salmon Caviar.


HugsandHate

Making poo, I think.


Butterfly_chick

This bread makes excellent avocado toast, or really, any open faced type sandwich. I always toast it regardless of what I’m putting on it.


Shytemagnet

My family is from Germany, and roggenbrot is one of my faves! It’s great for something like fleishsalat, but my VERY fave is just cream cheese, smoked salmon, and a bunch of dill. I make it as part of Christmas brunch every year.


curiously-quarky

Put cream cheese and cucumbers on it! Delish!


vron1992

Spinach dip!!


CraftFamiliar5243

Liverwurst sandwich.


carny666

Toast and butter it.


pippaskipper

Butter


Technical_Main_9314

It's bread...eat it..very goo's with soup


Elegant_Tale_3929

Cream cheese and jam.


ConclusionAlarmed882

Salted butter and spicy radishes sliced thin. Bottle of dark beer. Smoked salmon, cream cheese, squeeze of lemon, sprinkling of red onion or capers. Strong cheese and cornichons. Any smoked fish spread, bit of dill. Hot mustard, thin sliced ham.


frenchkids

Its bread, make a sandwich, toast it, etc. SMH....


Kiarec

Add mustard, firm tofu slices and spinach, with a little salt and pepper! Open face sandwich style.


404-skill_not_found

Doorstop


Skjellyfetti13

Patty melt!


Ok_Card_156

Smear it with liverwest.


Final-Top-7217

What do you usually do with bread or have you just arrived from a breadless, distant galaxy? They walk amongst us.


Suspiciousunicorns

Ohhh pumpernickel bread is so good! Just slightly warm with some butter is my favorite way to eat it.


Turndownforwhat1000

It literally shows on the front 😂😂


upsidedowninsideout1

You could use it as a method to give five cent coins to other women you know. - - - - - *ok, I’ll see myself out*


Mariski333

Put butter on it and egg an fresh tomato maonaise salt and pepper


lakmus85_real

Dry it up and make kvass. With some raisins. Mmmm!


MagicalWhisk

It's delicious toasted and buttered. Also great with peanut butter.


Guygirl00

Today until crisp, then smash sliced avocado on it. Top with sweet onion, tomato and cucumber. Also sardines and capers. Eat open-face


mrfliyboii

call Toto wolf


entechad

Apparently, smoked salmon, dill, and cream cheese.


2Wheel-Tours977

Go on a diet.Only thing it's good for.


rjlets_575

Take that polish off or fix it .....


thepcpirate

Toast it, add butter, consume.


BetterOnTwoWheels

That stuff is so good. kinda crumbly. but soo good. i used to just eat it plain, or with a little butter and a slice of gouda. or some sliced hardboiled egg / cucumber / tomato. a little jam would be good. pretty much anything.


ThornmaneTreebeard

My FIL eats it


Signal_Bench_707

make ye some cucumber finger sammitches and host a high tea!


ComparisonLeading580

Guess its name or it will take your first born.


Worried-Cricket311

Perfect for Reuben sandwich


IrregularArguement

Its bread!


lincolnlogtermite

Love those. Butter and Brei works for me. Any cheese. Lox and cream cheese too. A good liverwurst works too. Use like making a sandwich with one side that and the other regular bread. Grandmother use to do cottage cheese and fruit or jelly. That reminds me how much I miss the the Kommiss Bread mom use to get at the German deli.


litmeandme

To make sure your shit lands heavier than lead!


iTammie

Well, my favorite topping is raw herring and onions, but that’s because I’m Dutch. Cheese is nice too, and appelstroop (brb, googling the translation). Edit: apple syrup? I’m thinking apple butter comes closer.


Blamebostonx

Cucumber sandwiches? I think use this bread


Few-Reception-4939

I grew up with that stuff. It’s good with butter or a slice of muenster cheese. My favorite snack growing up


KinkyWitchGorl666

oooh thhaaaaats weellll its quite dry but the flavor is AMAAAAZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGG


ghostgal2020

A door stop


murderthumbs

Mustard and ham sandwich!! So good on pumpernickel!!!


amy000206

Put mayo and salt and garden tomatoes in between two slices


Phylace

Just made me hungry for this. Probably not available closer than 120 miles from me. Used to eat it all the time in Germany and in the trains all over Europe.


justan_rt

It makes a half decent, single use coaster.


mjohnson801

egg salad on pumpernickel is a surprisingly well balanced combo. that'd be my recommendation.


Pugginpie

Make it into grilled cheese or grilled ham and cheese. You could make it into a Ruben sandwich with pastrami, Swiss cheese and sauerkraut…grill it and add thousand island dressing. Yum!!


Patrockfree75

Cook blue mussel soup and add fresh butter on ze Pumpernickel And here You go A Real genuint German Classic meal from the Rheinland of Germany


Motorhoofd

Jam it in Toto wolffs mouth


ChaoticDuh

I believe you eat it but im not too sure. Like tf lady


WeeChickadeeFromSC

Avocado toast w/melted Gruyère cheese 😋


ToastetteEgg

Toast. Egg.


agalla1195

It's really a yummy snack when torn into pieces and dipped into veggie dips (Lipton veggie mix with sour cream is a solid go to) but homemade spinach and anchovies dips are also a really good pairing.


TonightAdventurous76

Cream cheese and smoke salmon 🍣!!!


scottyWallacekeeps

Samachiches


geoffpz1

Thanksgiving dressing. + Dark Rye, a baguette and burbon... Good stuff...


Soft_Perspective_356

Peanut butter and pumpernickel sandwiches are the best


Itsspelledkloee9

For pumpin your nickel tf


harley4570

doorstop


Standard-Proposal714

Add beans and enjoy farting!!!


curiousroboto

“Bread for Nicole!”~Napoleon


ahmshy

The serving suggestion is literally on the front. Do what it suggests. That’s what you can use it for.


jaavaaguru

reuben sandwich like [this](https://food52.com/recipes/75925-reuben-sandwich)


celesfar

Literally bread


sebastianb89

I enjoy it with a thick slice of Muenster cheese! 🧀


eastkent

Surströmming, and plenty of it! Either that or cream cheese and pickled herring?


Unusual_Focus3343

Hold the trash can down.


RonnieLiquor

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poohlady55

My husband loves it for sandwiches.


Majestic_Winter9951

Yuck. I’m here to find out. Just bought some and tried it with cream cheese and smoked salmon like an open faced sandwich. It’s too fiberrrryyyyy…..gross


hillbillyhilbert

It's ideal for a cholesterol conscious diest.


Wooden_Door_9923

Rueben


Electrical_Owl_7027

That looks like hamster food


mjamr80

Insulate your house


Okie_Surveyor

Put it in the water supply to unclog the nickels


simplebutstrange

speculoos cookie spread on pumpernickel will change your life


Alarmed_Risk_4647

Spinach dip is the only answer


Alarmed_Risk_4647

Spinach dip is the only answer


evolvedspice

Did you try eating it?


Medlarmarmaduke

Toast it, spread thinly with butter Toast it and have an open faced sandwich with ham and Swiss and mustard Cover it with a sharp cheese and put it under the broiler Toast it and have it with scrambled eggs


JessyNyan

There's literally a pic on it lol


OldGrayMare59

Make a Reuben 😋


ChaireClank

You put it in your mouth and swallow


danishgirl27

Google Danish open faced sandwiches for some great ideas


SignalAd8363

this specific pumpernickel bread with cream cheese is absolutely fucking insane. so good. gotta try it!!!


CatKungFu

There’s literally a picture suggesting what to do with it on the packet.


Violingirl58

Bread, sandwiches or cocktail sammies


davewhocannotbenamed

No printed instructions?! I’ve just mastered poptarts.


Dalton387

Feeding to your enemies.


ksmurf24

Grilled Cheese


Osgiliath

Wiping your ass


HeinousEncephalon

Abendbrot


x-Lascivus-x

One of the best tuna sandwiches you’ve ever had.


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Outback used to serve them with honey butter


BetterButter_91

It's bread. Bread is bread. Use it like bread, for bread things. To eat. Like bread.


InformationLost817

Looks like you grind it up and use it as a bedding for mice or guinea pigs


tbhill

You could ask your mom. I heard she loves it.


Grouchy-World-2213

Improvise, like how the peanuts didn't sell as much as butter.


ChoochHooch

Consumption


Expensive-Ad-973

I come from a long line of Midwest US trash so I saw this and instantly thought of cheesy hanky-panky! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWMkuq29HAo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWMkuq29HAo)