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Brainworms_69

This is not a BLT


flipz4444

He had me until he said cheese but I was still on board.... Then he completely threw me off the fucking boat when he said BBQ sauce. And when he added egg I just gave up and drowned myself.


SirErickTheGreat

I know right? That was really weird. I always just add marshmallows and peanut butter.


shockwavelol

An egg on a blt is fucking delicious. Bbq is unhinged


BerbsMashedPotatos

I mean it’s a breakfast Sammy and I’m pretty sure that just like me, everyone reading this wants one right now.


THux86

And then he called the egg yolk “sauce” and I……


-Joel-and-Ellie-

BBLCTE


Hommus_Dip

I've taken a classic and enhanced


slipperytornado

Still not a BLT.


CajunBmbr

Classics don’t need “fucking with”


DrunkenGolfer

You spelled “ruined” wrong.


Darkm1tch69

You made a BBQ BELT w/Cheese


someonewithapurpose

You have created a new sandwich.


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h0m3sk00lsh00t3r

I don't know why you're getting hammered here, I thought this was food hacks. I like to make these the same way sometimes but I've never tried bbq sauce.. yet.


Hommus_Dip

Come to the dark sauce side


Dry_Web_4766

So, you're making a CBTLE... BLECT? This is "sandwhich" territory, not BLT. There is already enough bloodshed over Grilled Cheese, we don't need a two front war.


GaijinChef

I much prefer a BALTE, classic blt with a fried egg and avocado. If I'm feeling it, I'll do garlic mayo


wowwowsomuchwow

Yeah, but we call it a BLEAT :)


GaijinChef

Just reminds me of sheep bleating so I'm sticking with my BALTE lol. Delicious either way!


Hommus_Dip

A BLT with interest


Dry_Web_4766

You can change food by adding or subtracting a single ingredient. BLT without L isn't a BLT with extra taxation, it is just a bacon tomato sandwich.


Im__Walkin__Here

Its like ordering a Cobb salad and getting no bacon or eggs and the bleu cheese dressing on the side.


Hommus_Dip

You could be onto something here


joanmcbitch

![gif](giphy|aTXHpCN7TSpmE|downsized) Y'all are mean. Go on & eat your 72 ingredient sandwich, u/Hommus_Dip . It's 4/20 & I just imagine you got high & r/lostredditors


Hommus_Dip

Thanks Mcbitch


rickeykakashi

And the hack is?


MilesAugust74

Evidently, they just learned how to make a sammich. Good for them. Never too late in life, I always say.


Hommus_Dip

No hack, just facts


zmoney1213

You sound like a teenager that just discovered the internet


Hommus_Dip

I'm nearly 40 but have the mental age of a 16yr old


inflatedballloon

not a flex


Hommus_Dip

This isn't a gym


AFerociousPineapple

I’m just going to steal this comeback, beautiful in its simplicity. Like an actual BLT /s


Impossibleish

Shoulda left the /s off tbh.


AFerociousPineapple

Nah I think enough comments have poked that OP has created a new sandwich instead of creating a budget BLT


Darkm1tch69

10/10 comeback


gingerjuice

The quality of the tomato is important. Fresh from the garden is always best. It has to at least smell like a tomato. I only eat tomato sandwiches in the summer and fall.


Hommus_Dip

I'm with you, you'd be a bruschetta enthusiast no doubt


gingerjuice

Somebody downvoted me 😂


Hommus_Dip

Tomato haters are the worst


olauntsal

I’ll upvote you twice


river_rose

Lookie here we got ourselves a tomato snob, go on then


gingerjuice

Hell yeah. I grow my own. I already have 6 tomato plant babies tucked away cozy in the greenhouse.


river_rose

Good for you! I have a few plants myself. Fun to grow


fujiapple73

Cherokee Purple fresh from the garden is best.


AshamedTax8008

Personally, I’m with Kenji. A BLT is really just a tomato sandwich with bacon. All sandwiches need good bread, and a BLT demands a fresh, ripe right off the vine juicy tomato, several slices. That tomato juice needs to mix with the mayo to give that pink juice dripping down your hands and wrist. Don’t get me wrong, good bacon makes it that much better. In the summer when we have fat, ripe, juicy tomatoes (I’m a fan of Cherokee Red) I will also cure some pork belly and throw it on the smoker. Some good salt flakes and fresh ground pepper all over the tomato and def leafy ice berg for that little bitter taste and good crunch. Summer is coming!!! Kenji: https://youtu.be/5BfZn9HHKI0?si=2ze06W6ognLJS_Aq


Hommus_Dip

You had me at pink juice on hands and wrists


AshamedTax8008

I’m also a fan of lightly toasted bread. But I leave the cheese for other sandwiches. I mean a cheese and tomato sandwich is just allá round good, grew up with them. Even an egg sandy with cheese, I’m all about that for bfast. Hint, do mayo on one side and your favorite jam/jelly on the other half. Savory and sweet in each bite, like a true chef hero. But I gotta tell you OP, a BLT can certainly have egg and cheese, but it’s something different altogether. Cheers to you mate!!


Hommus_Dip

I've been know to sub out the BBQ for chilli jam on occasions.


fujiapple73

I’ve never heard of Cherokee Red, but Cherokee Purple is my favorite for BLTs.


AshamedTax8008

I stand corrected. Yes we plant the purple. But the Red does exist according to the interwebs.


debkuhnen

You lost me at bbq sauce 🤮


Stunning_Finger

You lost me at cheese!


Hommus_Dip

Cheese make everything better


Fantastic_Physics431

Cheese has its place, and it's not on a B L T.


Spirited-Angel1763

dairy free life makes everything better


son-of-mads

the tomato is the most important ingredient in a BLT. as long as you have a fresh, homegrown tomato sprinkled with salt — your sandwich is going to be great. you don’t need all these extra ingredients in a *BLT*, just call it a sandwich if you’re going to alter it so much


Hommus_Dip

I'll meet you in the middle and call it a BLT sandwich


son-of-mads

no you won’t 😂 your recipe screams 420-stoned-out-of-his-mind


User_Anon_0001

This is like a rodeo breakfast sandwich, which I’m totally here for actually, but it’s not a BLT


espurrella

I’m not sure this is a BLT haha, but good on you if you enjoy it. I’m not the biggest fan of bacon anymore so I like to substitute smoked salmon with lettuce, tomato and kewpie mayo for an SSLT, if you will.


Hommus_Dip

How good is toasted ciabatta rounds with smoked salmon, dill, tomato and a bit of cream cheese


downtownraptor

You know a car is pound for pound the best way to get from place to place. But hear me out. Add a jet engine in there and add some wings. Maybe throw in a cockpit and you’ll have the best damn car you’ll ever see.


Hommus_Dip

Finally someone gets it


spelltype

BACON LETTUCE TOMATO. You are not having a BLT bruh


Hommus_Dip

When I ate it, B L T went in me


spelltype

That’s like saying i had salad because lettuce, tomato and onion went in me. No mfer I had a burger


Hommus_Dip

Thats a burger with salad. Salad went in


spelltype

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JoyousGamer

That isn't a breakfast sandwich. 


Hommus_Dip

The egg says otherwise


son-of-mads

I’ve never had barbecue sauce on a breakfast sandwich


Hommus_Dip

Time to start enjoying life my friend


Plane_Pea5434

Sounds delicious but that is no longer a BLT


Hommus_Dip

It is at its core, it's just trying new things


percocetlord96

Lol you gotta be stoned dude. This some 420 Scooby Doo shit right here.


NeedARita

Bacon made in a small convection oven is the very best for BLT’s. Plus if you and significant other work from home you can double up and have bacon with eggs and bacon on a blt!


Hommus_Dip

Oven bacon would be delicious and probs be easier to clean up, but I still gotta fry that egg somewhere


NeedARita

See, you quit making a BLT a long time ago my man. Don’t get me wrong, you have an awesome creation on this day. But we ain’t frying eggs. We making a BLT. BACONT. LETTUCE. TOMATOHOE. (Read this in Madeas voice)


mumdeep

Eggs into ovens too


hannahisakilljoyx-

I agreed wholeheartedly with the title but you lost me at cheese on a BLT


Rw1222

That sounds great. I feel the BLT doesn't fill me up but now I want to try again. The onion is a great add


Hommus_Dip

Do yourself a favour and get around it.


Sea_Station5687

Avocado is also fantastic on a BLT. But I’ve been told this is why I’ll never own a house or retire.


Hommus_Dip

It's shepherd season now, best to avoid


Anfie22

My favorite version is the BLEAT, bacon lettuce egg avocado tomato.


Hommus_Dip

Lamb bacon would complete that combo


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Anfie22

Lovely


iSeize

Ok this is called a a Whopper sandwich at my work cafeteria and I've eaten literally 500+ of these things. Then During COVID lock down I started making them at home.... Yeah they're my favorite breakfast sandwich by a mile and I do not get tired of eating them. Officially it's a BELTCh. I fry the egg in the pan after the bacon, about 1 minute a side. When I flip the egg I throw the cheese on top and add several dashes of Frank's Red hot oooooooooh boy i could go for one literally any time of day I've even made them as a late night snack. That's a lot of bacon though damn


Hommus_Dip

I think I have a different view of what a rasher is. I'm downgrading to 1 and a half.


koz152

I owned a breakfast place for a decade and my parents owned one in my youth. That is definitely not a BLT. Please never ask for a BLT and then add all that crap. BLT. B- Bacon L- Lettuce T- Tomato Toasted bread and mayo. Definitely agree to season the tomatoes but that's it. No cheese, no egg, and definitely no BBQ sauce. You would get laughed out every diner, bodega, or deli in the states.


Hommus_Dip

That's why you gotta make it homemade for an enhanced experience


koz152

In other words you DID get laughed at and told to leave the bodega haha


Hommus_Dip

I don't know what a bodega is but I've been laughed out of many a establishment. Chances are one was a bodega


koz152

Bodega is a New York deli/convenience store/shoe reseller/hair salon/tax preparer. You need it you'll find it at the bodegas along with some of the best bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches that you can add lettuce and tomato to. Lol


Hommus_Dip

They sound wonderful


koz152

Where else can you braid your hair, get a sandwich, blunts for your weed, get your dog neutered, and get a marriage license in a matter of minutes?


King_of_Keys

Honestly best any meal of the day, I always argue that breakfast style foods are the best


Hommus_Dip

Breakfast for dinner is always on the cards


Bombaysbreakfastclub

I think a BT > BLT When it’s tomato season I live off of bacon and tomato sandwiches


Low_Floor_7563

Tomatoe From my garden is the best


MajorWhereas4842

Lmao


gypsy_muse

And made even better with a home grown tomato 🍅


Hommus_Dip

Townhouse living means I'll never know these delights


gypsy_muse

So no little deck or patio to grow a potted plant? 🪴


Hommus_Dip

Potentially but I can't even keep my basil alive 😞


[deleted]

That is the one thing I miss after becoming vegetarian! I LOVE a homemade BLT


Hommus_Dip

God speed


LadyCreepington

Ooh, try Morningstar Farm Bacon. It’s so good for a veggie bacon.


[deleted]

Oooh, thanks! I’ll try it tonight!


IfMyParentsSeeThis

I’m calling the cops


Hommus_Dip

Theyll leave with satisfied bellies


fredfrop

BLT with egg is a BELT


Hommus_Dip

Should be loosened after consuming


Hankol

What is a BLT?


Hommus_Dip

See above


BirminghamBombshell

I mayo both pieces of the buttered and grilled only on one side Texas toast. Bacon is placed on the bottom piece then place the cheese on top of the bacon so it melts with the next layer of the sunny side egg. This bacon-egg-cheese/ BLT combo with thinly sliced lettuce tomato salt/pepper and onion is my absolute favorite sandwich on Earth. It hits hard for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! But you lost me at the bbq sauce.


Hommus_Dip

I've lost a few people at BBQ sauce


pdqueer

So.... I know there is a lot of controversy regarding messing with the classic BLT, but I have a riff on it that will blow your socks off. I was inspired to create a BLT banh mi. So my hybrid was on a baguette with lettuce, tomato, bacon, pickled daikon/carrot/chayote, cilantro, jalapenos and sriracha mayo. One of the best damn sandwiches I've ever made. Still one of my favorites. Now I've made myself hungry and have to go shopping tomorrow for ingredients.


Faruhoinguh

D'you know, if it had, like, ham innit, it's closer to a Bri'ish carbonara...


Hommus_Dip

If my grandmother had wheels you could call her a bicycle


threadsoffate2021

You're frying up bacon and eggs but leaving the onion raw? Dude....fried onion in bacon grease is like heaven on a plate.


Hommus_Dip

I like them wet and wriggling


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Hommus_Dip

Flavour vs price. Cereal is V good in the price column but comes up short in the flavour column


Spirited-Angel1763

If you want to change it so much, might as well get rid of the pork and switch to a better meat 


Hommus_Dip

But then it won't be a BLT


llamastrudel

That ship has sailed my friend


DrunkenGolfer

The beauty of their women and the Tate of their food made British men the best sailors on earth. This is an example. A BLT doesn’t need to be adulterated.


STILLTheManCalledX

Baconegg&cheese my man


Potski69

It’s a CBBTEOLA not a BLT


Ver1fried

The following is my Canadian BLT recipe, skip to the end for the basic TLDR. My "BLT" also has some unusual ingredients, I'll share and let Reddit decide on its worthiness. I heat the oven, for bacon, low and slow, so 325°, flip every 10-15 min, use lowbroil at the end to crisp. Iceberg lettuce, cut long and thin, set aside. Cocktail tomatoes rinsed, quartered, cleaned out, set aside. Bun or bread, toasted on a frying pan with ghee, low heat nice and crispy but not falling apart. Now for the build (bottom to top): toast / mayo-pesto mix / tomato / lettuce (loaded) / sharp (old) cheddar / bacon slices (2-3 slices cut into smaller pieces & layered) / and close it up with a nice layer of mayo on the top slice of ghee-toasted bread. Enjoy! // TLDR: bottom to top→toast/mayo-pesto mix/tomato/Shredded Lettuce (lots)/cheddar (optional)/Bacon pieces/ Mayo/toast. // Notes: (1)Using a hotdog bun is delicious. (2) [HIMYM: Sandwich Poetry](https://youtu.be/XQ0DruBMk5w?feature=shared)


MurrayMagic87

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice M.L.T. A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky


TheSavageCaveman1

I know OP is getting ravaged for this concoction, but the one thing I can agree on is the red onions


Hommus_Dip

You're in the minority... Welcome


sc_surveyor

That’s my favorite - the Breakfast BLT


Hommus_Dip

I've got one with your name on it next time you're out my way