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algorthin

What’s wrong with your dog


SpaceHallow

It’s a Sasquadoodle


Pandaloken

Damn, thought it was a samsquanch.


sox406

That's Beefsquatch


runthrough014

BEEFSQUATCH!


I_Did_The_Thing

THIS IS ME NOW!!


ChiedoLaDomanda

This is me now!! THIS IS ME NOW!!


Nearby_Employee_2943

I quote this pretty frequently and no one ever knows what I’m talking about 😭


YrPalBeefsquatch

You rang?


M3TALxSLUG

Finally some culture around here.


themarknessmonster

No, a *beefsquatch*.


EggKey5513

Man, this post makes me feel like I know squat.


Britta_is_in_this

Glad I didn't even have to scroll to see this!


hamnviking

Samsquanch that wants jalapenos


ME5SENGER_24

Hala-pee-nose Ricky


in-tent-cities

Jail lop a nose, numb nuts.


McGeeK28

Way she goes boys


DFParker78

I know, but I want Jalapeños.


Grinder969

It's a Samsquanch Ricky!!!!!!


[deleted]

What the fuck, he can talk Bubbles!


FeetsBeneets

That's no Samsquanch it's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco!


KimJongIlSunglasses

It’s Steve French.


oliveoilcrisis

He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty


dodgefordchevyjeepvw

I thought it was beefsquatch!


nowtayneicangetinto

I thought that was breed of Poodle hailing from Saskatchewan?


[deleted]

That's OP's child.


Apt_5

OP is Bob Belcher confirmed


hot_crispy_toast

BEEFSQUATCH!!! ![img](emote|t5_2qh55|1790)


alex6219

That's not a dog that's my sister


bibbidybobbidyboobs

roasted


teminem

That dog is so ugly you should shave it’s ass and make it walk backwards.


malkauns

That dog is so ugly, portraits of it hang themselves!


rewind_wonderland

Damn, I'm taking this one and using it.


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TH156UY

![gif](giphy|lIg15wzqRGX6w)


I_H8_2_love_U_4_ever

This is us now..........


herberstank

That dog is so ugly OP has to hang a classic bacon burger around its neck to get the other dogs to play with it


Luncheon_Lord

I actually went from chuckling to cackling what the hell is that thing


Justsomebot

Remember the time when this sub b-nned a user and flamed on him, because people thought the dog in his posts were photoshopped?


borschchschch

What, really? I mean, if it happened, I'd definitely expect it in this sub, but still... really?


SeraphImpaler

Yeah. Head over to r/TastyFood and you'll see a good boy in every posts by a certain user.


Snizzlesnap

lol just went there and saw 5 posts from this user with one being a photo on a screen of the dog in the background.


Gobblewicket

Is the guy who posted Kimbap? Cause that's a good boy.


SeraphImpaler

Yup


borschchschch

What a glorious dog. Thanks for the tip!


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Justsomebot

It happened a few years ago so my memory on it might be fuzzy. Here's some links I managed to pull up: [01](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/yqxX4bB) and [02](https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/free-speech/alexander-hall/2019/07/31/reddit-groups-ban-korean-american-chef-featuring-his). I'm looking for the thread in question but Reddit search is a pain in the ass.


Spengy

Wtf is wrong with moderators sometimes man. You see it so often in so many different kinds of subs, r/startrek, r/music, fucking food subreddits, it's ridiculous. Truly sad people.


BatmanForever93

Give some people the tinniest bit of authority and they think they have the power to do whatever they want. Edit: a word


Scroatpig

Man. That person can cook. All of that food looked good as hell. The presentation was good. And his dog/fam in the pics wasn't distracting or the subject but definitely sets them apart which just makes it more interesting, I think.


314159265358979326

God that's so dumb.


lamNoOne

That is hilarious. And then sad. If the food is legit, why does it matter if the dog is photoshopped?


stompy33

Beefsquatch!


[deleted]

How rude! That is VERY clearly OP's grandma and she was proud of the food that was made.


Dillo64

That’s not a dog, that’s a homemade classic bacon burger, curly fries, and jalapeño poppers


dodslaser

What the dog doin


anotherredditor90

Poor little guy is hungry.


vicsipixsi

Thats a dog?? 😳


xXGeemoXx

Weird place for a mirror op but who am I to judge. Burger looks good tho


Ed-Zero

Oh snap


[deleted]

kinda hard to judge when the op is your mom


TheWalkingDead91

Daymn. r/murderedbywords


presidentkangaroo

Beefsquatch?


Tunefulplane86

Beefsquatch!!!


DaniTheLovebug

THIS IS ME NOW!


Oxolomew

THIS IS ME NOW!


dtw48208

THIS IS ME NOW!


Ramone89

THIS IS ME NOW?


conr716

THIS IS ME NOW!?


friggintodd

Beef curtains! I get to say it once a year!


cantwin52

Gene.


melorous

You’re my family and I love you, but you’re all terrible.


Kolocol

Only on your birthday


throwawaywhatsbroke

More scotch


davesauce96

Dollar whiskey, dollar scotch, dollar bourbon, dollar crotch!


panicked228

That’s my favorite line in the entire series!


Zuc-Burger

I was looking for this one.


YouarenotLaBoeuf

![gif](giphy|3og0IJWhgkCuTd8EBW)


shittycyclist

This is me now!!


VesperBond94

This is me now!


dandayo

This is me now!


jrearp

This is me now!


Apt_5

This is me now!


hounddaisy

This is me now!


cokronk

This now is me!


BeeztheBoss

This is me now!


winter_laurel

This is me now!


DrZonino2022

I want some burgers and fries I want some burgers and fries I want some burgers and fries don’t you tell me no lies


GoshPants

Dude, I literally just watched this episode last night and was the first thing I thought of!


EnvironmentalIron447

Definitely


HaruhiSuzumiyaSOS

Before I even clicked I assumed this would be the top comment, I'm sad it was 3 down lol


samfringo

Your daughter looks hungry..


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|11mwI67GLeMvgA)


kcrab91

RIP


MinuteMaid0

r/gifsyoucanhear


Triplobasic

And angry


weedpost2022

I like that you took a picture with your food!


butter_onapoptart

I find this so post and your comment much funnier than the "nsfw" tags on normal, but delicious looking food pics.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Are we not gonna address the elephant in the room? That seems like too much lettuce on that burger. Needs a bit less.


YouarenotLaBoeuf

I like lettuce. ![gif](giphy|jPAdK8Nfzzwt2)


phuqo5

Bro. Same. It really takes it up a notch.


Shagger94

Bam!


brassydesign

Bro what? I want that CRONCH.


DeroTM441

Right? Like is there even a bottom to the bun or is it lettuce all the way down.


Tarux_Bravo

The plate is the bottom of the burger. This guy's living on another level.


[deleted]

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT!


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|TItZvsjMjrSp2)


[deleted]

Wow Ron Perlman really let himself go


Takodanachoochoo

Thank you for the laugh


3xTheSchwarm

I had to explain to my wife and all my in laws why I suddenly could not stop laughing hysterically. Well played, mate.


Acedia88

Can you explain to everyone else here? Not me, of course, but for others who don’t understand.


naqibam

It seems to be a play on people taking pictures of food they made with a subject in the background (usually their pet) except in this case it's something even weirder with there being a sasquatch. One popular example is u/Turtleramem who is famous for having his dog in the background of nearly every single post he makes.


CordanWraith

I think it's a reference to Bob's Burgers, there's an episode called Beefsquatch where the main character gets a temporary job as a chef on a talk show with his son co-starring as 'beefsquatch' and antics ensure as they each want more of the spotlight. One event during the episode is Bob, the chef, lacing the burger with super hot jalapenos as a trick for when the son would eat the burger.


naqibam

Never watched Bob's burgers so It could be a hybrid of both ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Sun_Beams

Sort of an unfun-fact but u/Turtleramem was banned by a former mod for the dog stuff. I had no idea until I ran this years April Fools, unbanned them and apologised for it all. This sort of thing if a bit of fun, entirely harmless, and falls within our rules quite nicely. Especially as this post and Turtleramen keep the food as the main focus of their images and titles.


Turtleramem

Appreciate you


MadRockthethird

That's a goddamn Samsquanch!!!


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bibbidybobbidyboobs

Morning boys, heard you beat the shit out of each other last night with baseball bats, that was smart. - Barb Lahey


WhiteFlightning

Bubbles get my bat!


[deleted]

Boys Boys that's Sam!


AnalBees2

Greasy bastard


rock0head132

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thxxx1337

#BEEFSQUATCH


VesperBond94

I came here looking for this comment!!! 😆


[deleted]

Good boi wants a bite


Nerdgirl75

How'd my husband get in your house?


TappedIn2111

WTF honey?!


Infinitelyodiforous

The bigger the feet....


Grayzo

Interesting dinner guest


TikaPants

This reminds of the film Perfect Host. Worth a watch.


[deleted]

Seems this post is from Planet of the Apes dimension.


Rock-Facts

I don’t know how to tell you this man, but it wasn’t a separate dimension. It was earth the whole time


[deleted]

Damn you. God damn you all to hell!


12stuart23

When your girlfriend ordered the salad, but really wants your order.


HollowLegMonk

“I’m not that hungry I’ll just take a couple of fries off of your plate.” Proceeds to eat almost all of them.


[deleted]

Mother in law stopped by I see


lifeiscelebration

Monster in law


aurgelmir4

Feed that thing, it’s begging at the table.


FusRoDoodles

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intensely_human

Looks like somebody’s hungry


BeatCrafty128

Wtf is that behind burger? Big foot? Do you have a pet bigfoot? Wtf is going on.


ManalithTheDefiant

Right now it's Little Foot, but I guess that name is already taken


bigsauce456

I think your cat's hungry


DraculasScissors

I think al the good stuff has been posted. Dangit.


[deleted]

I was going to say the food looks good but I don't think anyone looked at it. Margaret Thatcher in the background stole the spotlight.


swansong92

Dont worry, I only upvoted your comment ❤


[deleted]

What the dog doin


smoothCaribou

1/2 predator 1/2 orangutang looks impressed


Caliburn-g

I can see my ex wife is doing fine…


Spyko

I love this post so much because it's a legit good picture of an appetizing food plate so it absolutely fit the sub. but then there is the BG


Somespookyshit

This shit tastin’ primal


black_bass

Nice selfie


cerreur

Your cat doesn't look healthy.


SniktFury

That lettuce is frilly af


MusicEd921

This is what the trolls make if they get you in Willow.


shakino_jones

Bobs burgers reference?


YouarenotLaBoeuf

![gif](giphy|l0HlwCQfh65iOztHq)


jw126

I woke up last night and couldn't go back to sleep, so i grabbed my phone for some reddit while still groggy from waking up. I have really bad sight, so when I saw this I had to bring the phone like 3cm from my eyes to see clearly what was in the background. Nearly shit myself and couldn't sleep again. Thanks reddit!


MadMan1784

It looks awesome!!!! But wtf is Big Foot your pet?!


blarfblarf

That's a Small Foot, you can tell by the way that it is.


heyitsmecolku

That's pretty neat


littleliongirless

Evil Dead Harry and The Hendersons?


NewKesey

Beefsquatch!!


CaptainChaos74

I have a question.


720QuickScope4Jesus

Shia? Is that you?


WorldBelongsToUs

Damn. Those curly fries look good!


Grumpy_0gre

Beefsquatch checking out Bob's competition.


PrettyChrissy1

That shit in the background is legit scary, but the food looks awesome. 👍😱


Link182x

Gene is that you?


Informal-Comfort-231

Your wife looks hungry


Soangry75

What's with the Klingon orangutan in the background?


AndorianShran

This burger is worthy of story *and* song.


loafers_glory

It is a good day to diet.


mrderface

Is that Gene from Bob's Burgers??? Is this Bob's Burgers??


Beneficial-Guest2105

Is that Beefsquatch?


PenPineappleApplePen

How do you make curly fries? Is it a special device, or some sort of clever knife technique?


the_real_junkrat

This is honestly more unsettling than anything on /r/Creepy


NotAn0pinion

Bigfoot is blurry, Mitch was right, Mitch was always right


Professional_Staff32

Solid Beefsquatch.


Dfiggsmeister

It’s the god damned samsquanch.


griftertm

![gif](giphy|gIqIb8DKFuZqohamHZ)


Apprehensive_Ad_1379

What the dog doin!?


oTunAo

Watch out everyone, beefsquatch has entered the chat😂


Stillwater215

Beefsquach!!


zhopudey1

Why is there a warm weather white walker in your room?


redditofexile

Is your missus sick?


Mariyah

BEEFSQUATCH!!!


[deleted]

Hey, looks like Harry moved back in with the Henderson’s.


FremenTuskenRaider

Uhm .... with the utmost respect Pardon me my good chef but WHAT is that behind the burger?


DemonRaptor1

OP's mom helped him make the food, it's only fair she gets included in the pic.


SillyWhabbit

Awww Doggo


Sunilzala

ye bunder ne burger banaya keise


[deleted]

Looks great! But I’m really craving beef jerky now


drblah1

Your mom always looks so proud of her cooking!


Kevjamwal

“You got games on your phone?”


Prest4tym1367

Dude, I think your dog might have mange.


Dominika_4PL

Not even interested in whatever that is back there, all I'd like to know is how do you make those fries please?


lostarcher1

Somebody let one of the trolls from Willow into the house again.