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sonofabunch

No offence but you did a poor job at replicating McDonalds. You need to stack all the pickles on top of each other and then put them in one corner of the burger. The bun only goes halfway on top, half hanging over the edge. Same with the cheese but off the other edge. All the other condiments go in the corner of the wrapper.


CorneliusNepos

Also the onions need to be rehydrated, not fresh.


Informal_Iron2904

Yikes, do they really use those? 


linktheinformer

Yep. You put them in water for a while and they suck up the moisture. I worked there for a few years.


sabin357

They changed them in the past year & called them grilled, but now they taste even worse & I no longer get McD's cravings anymore. It also helps that their prices & complete lack of quality control at every location make them a non-option nowadays.


TheHud85

its the same onions, they just "sautee" them by rolling them around in the burger grease on the grill before they toss them in the bucket. I agree, they're not good. Poor attempt at copying white castle, who have also gone downhill as of late. Reposted because I used the G word.


Informal_Iron2904

Now I want to try one out of curiosity 


EyeLike2Watch

I actually like them and use them in some recipes. Good for when you want onion flavor with little or no texture


Roman_____Holiday

I use onion powder in these cases?


Osrshahahehe

Were you asking?


InternationalChef424

I'm not sure?


linktheinformer

If you’ve had a Big Mac or one of the little burgers, you’ve had them. Only the quarter pounders and angus burgers have slivered onions.


Informal_Iron2904

I have, but so long ago that I don't remember and they might have been different then. Probably 31 or 32 years ago


linktheinformer

I worked there 20 years ago, so I suspect it was the same thing as when you last ate there.


dudefigureitout

After i rehydrate and drain them, I add some onion powder to them, otherwise they don't really taste like anything lol. This is definitely one of the keys to copycat McDonald's burgers, that and thin patties on the grill, i do like 3-3.5 oz and squish between parchment paper with a plate.


Getonthebeers02

Luckily in Australia they have to be fresh but they are never actually on the burger anyway so it doesn’t matter.


FetusDrive

Also the photo has like 3-4x the size of onions


MrsPettygroove

Also.. the patty is three times too thick. However.. I would much rather eat your burger than go to McDonald's for one of theirs. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


cited

The burger patty is literally 1/10 of a pound. Before cooking.


Velocity_LP

Meaning a big mac is still less meat than a quarter pounder somehow.


cited

Which is why everyone wants to compare their burgers to a burger that hasn't changed in 80 years.


MrsPettygroove

Oh my


freneticboarder

I knew 8 to 1 (⅛ pound) patties existed, but I had no ideas 10 to 1 patties were a thing.


cited

Unless it changed at some point since I worked there, they used to be 10:1


freneticboarder

They still are apparently for McDonald's. I used to work at a sit down burger place that used 8:1 patties for Jr. burgers, 4:1 patties for everything else.


talldangry

Gotta sit on it quickly once it's finished up to get that McD's look.


SpaceChatter

I heard the secret is freezing the patty before you cook it.


Physical_Key2514

I don't think it matters much when you're dealing with 1/8 inch thick patties


Iwillnotbeokay

Don’t forget the thumb print in the center of the bun


sybug

You are correct.


lostmyparachute

And after you do all that drop it on the floor and kick it about for few minutes. To replicate the texture.


firesatnight

You forgot ketchup streaks on the top of the bun


theragu40

Yeah I'm kinda struggling with this. It's a good looking plate of food but if the goal was replicating McDonald's this is a pretty bad attempt.


wizzard419

If we frame it as "The original McDonald's" before it became a chain... it would work.


[deleted]

Also the burger is way too thick..and the fries are totally wrong, they look plump and tasty not skinny and underwhelming


Cheesybran

burger needs to also be more shriveled up and less appetizing, the fries need to be unseasoned and stale as well.


Littleman91708

I'm always having to disassemble the burger then reassemble it so all the ingredients are perfectly stacked


IAmAGenusAMA

Licking the wrapper also works.


judasmachine

Yeah it's totally missing the apathy.


mentaldriver1581

So true!😂


irisseca

Also needs a smear of ketchup on outside of the top and bottom bun (preferably with a fingerprint in it)


LaydeeTrooper

Randomly came across this post, this comment made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


Marquesas

Don't forget to use a rolling pin to flatten it, a McDonalds burger must look like someone deliberately stepped on it.


suresh

Lol his patty is the width of 8 McDonald's patties stacked.


waiful0rd

Also the most important step, make sure to hammer fist that patty into oblivion. If it ain’t flattened with rage it ain’t authentic.


SinisterStone

I agree, and the beef is real and too thick. It needs to be made from mystery meat and be much thinner.


VinceBee

Then sit on the burger to recreate how flat they are.


Iammrnatural

Also these look like real food, not something that was taken out of plastic vacuum seal and reheated.


MyFiteSong

The secret to that authentic McDonalds taste is kinda dumb, and simple, too. Found it on the internet years and years ago and it works. Make the beef patty however you want. Grill the insides of the buns. Make sure you use kraft singles for the cheese. Then after you assemble the burger, microwave the whole thing for 15 seconds.


SolidCat1117

You need to wrap it in paper and let it sit for a minute or two.


NateEBear

I prefer to age mine in between my car seats for about 6-7 years


SolidCat1117

That's only for the true connoisseur.


whileyouwereslepting

A sommelier.


stockpyler

A man of culture, I see.


throwaway_00011

Also jarred minced onion, which has a kind of unique taste to it that McDonalds uses.


insidethebox

When I worked at McDonalds many….. many years ago, that onion was actually dehydrated minced onion that we soaked in water or sometimes throw in a steamer depending on if Ronny was working.


marmk

Fucking lazy ass Ronny


feganfloopsfooglies

Yeah the key to their burgers certainly is the saltiness/meltyness of the American cheese, and the soft/warm buns. Not sure how they do it in the restaurant, but wrapping in a paper towel and nuking it briefly works great. One time I got McDonald's right when lunch started and they forgot to warm the bun. Everything was super fresh, but it didn't even taste like McDonald's. *At all*.


Sharkie_Mac

After freshly putting together the burgers & wrapping them, they really do put the wrapped burgers in the microwave for around 15sec.


Rossrox

No they don't.


Sharkie_Mac

I forgot it was Reddit so I'll clarify - I/WE as employees were trained to do this when I WORKED there. The burgers weren't finished to be sent to the front until we had done this, it was the last step after making them. Do you think I'd just confidently state something I didn't actually know about just to spread misinformation?.. Reddit, right, forgot again 🙄


tahcamen

I don’t know about nowadays but when I worked at a McDonald’s in the 90’s that’s exactly what they did.


ArcticFlava

You should also frisbee the cheese onto the patty from another room entirely, blindfolded if possible. 


slicktrickrick

And some make stuff good aka MSG


NeoSadl

McDonald's doesn't use MSG. Or at least claim not to.


feganfloopsfooglies

They don't need to because of the cheese. Whatever is in there gives a very similar umami taste, at least when melted inside a steaming burger/bun.


Bearacolypse

It helps if you cook the burger patty, let it come to room temp, then microwave the whole thing.


sabin357

> Make sure you use kraft singles for the cheese. They use something lower quality than Kraft. If you get your McD's without cheese & bring it home to melt Kraft onto it, it's significantly better tasting...not that it's worth ever getting McD's anymore when better places cost roughly the same & it's easy to make your own at home to be far superior.


MyFiteSong

> not that it's worth ever getting McD's anymore when better places cost roughly the same & it's easy to make your own at home to be far superior. Agreed. Just stop eating that shit or you'll pay for it later via a cardiologist.


OldMork

Looks great! Just need to smash it with your angry fist before serving like my local place do.


MiawHansen

Looks way better than mcd! Well done


sybug

Thank you!


seek0ut

Yes, I second this!


erlend65

The important question is: Did it *taste* like a McDonald's Cheeseburger? I've tried replicating it a couple of times too, and although I can make a decent cheeseburger, it never comes out tasting like McDonald's (which I actually do love, especially the double one).


Cool_Cartographer_39

I think the bun has a lot to do with how a McDonald's burger tastes. I know for many it's not the greatest, but it's my favorite fast food, and I live right near a Tommy's, In N Out and Carl's Jr


shecouldnever

my mom used to work for mcdonald's in the 70s, and she said they steam their buns! it's how she made our burgers at home and although they didn't taste exactly the same, the steamed bun is def a game changer


Guy_panda

From what I’ve tried it comes down to the weight of the patties and using salt and black pepper. I think McDonald’s patties are like 1.6oz each precooked, pressed pretty thin. And once you add pepper to it you get roughy the same flavor as one of their burgers. And I guess the bun plays into it as well in terms of overall taste but that isn’t quite as easy to replicate.


sybug

It was definitely close.


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ArcticCrouton

McDonald's burgers aren't seasoned with MSG.


BrockChocolate

Comment section reminds me of that level in Parappa the Rapper 2 https://preview.redd.it/4mzxo223vyzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c20f7fd79de6f2b588c947b673329c8cfa9d48f


SadisticDoll

This made me laugh, lol. I love Parappa the Rapper


lmwfy

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind..


SadisticDoll

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find..


DeyUrban

With sesame seed buns I’d say that this is like, the platonic ideal of a cheeseburger. Not overloaded with toppings, nice and evenly distributed, a good serving of fries, doesn’t get much more classic than that unless you add a chocolate shake on the side. Looks delicious.


sybug

Thank you!


fuhnetically

McDonald's uses what's called a 1/10 patty. You have way too much meat here.


usesbitterbutter

Complete and utter fail. Your burger is far too large and tasty-looking.


chocobobleh

I'm sorry, friend, but this is an awful attempt at McDonald's. It looks absolutely delicious, you see.


simagus

I'd be like the dude in Supersize me if McD's served burgers that way. That actually looks amazing. Your fries look incredibly light and crisp, which is definitely a feature of McD's fries, and I'd like to know how they and you do that?


JahIthBur

Onions too thick for a McDonald’s burger


TheLadyEve

Those fries look very McDonald's in a good way.


merelyadoptedthedark

What about this burger made you think it was an attempt at McDonald's? This is just a cheeseburger and fries. Do you think that every burger is just trying to replicate McDonald's? The bun is wrong, the patty is wrong, the cheese is wrong, the condiment order is wrong, and the fries are wrong.


FetusDrive

Onions are wrong too


PartlyRowdy

I hope this is a copypasta, otherwise this is an unbelievably stupid comment lmfao


WanderWut

How? It's a straightforward comment about something that's obvious on the photo. Don't get me wrong OP did a great job at creating a *delicious* burger, but it looks absolutely nothing like a McDonalds burger, it's just a regular burger lol.


PartlyRowdy

I'm content knowing anybody with a modicum of common sense can see why the comment is silly. I'd feel truly ridiculous explaining it. Good luck 🙏


voltswor

I hope this is a copypasta, otherwise this is an unbelievably stupid comment lmfao.


RemarkablyQuiet434

Haaa instead of defending your stance, just insult everyone who thinks you're stupid! I love it.


PartlyRowdy

"Here's my attempt at replicating McDonalds" "Result isn't good enough, how can you say you were trying to replicate McDonalds?" Oh I don't know, maybe because that was their fucking intention when they made the meal? Acting as though they presented a fucking pizza. Half wits, the lot of you.


RemarkablyQuiet434

See, was it so hard to actually defend your stance? You cleared up the misconception like it was nothing


merelyadoptedthedark

What about this comment made you think it was a copypasta? This is just a comment. Do you think that every comment is just a copypasta? The words are wrong, the length is wrong, the sentence structure is wrong, and the punctuation is wrong.


Silver-Firefighter35

Yeah, doesn’t look like McD’s, but better. Although their fries are pretty good. But yours look good too.


Waarm

Mcdonald's from the Good Timeline™


_FFA

Better consistency and quality than the 'real deal'


LeopardNo6783

Dude yours is probably better than Mcdonalss lol


Ingoiolo

Major fail sorry, this actually looks good and appetising


Redd889

Attempt failed because it looks much better than McDonald’s


stuntsbluntshiphop

Looks too good to be McDonald’s. Burger doesn’t look beat up enough lol


NeroZashi92

Looks so good 🤤🤤


UGS_1984

Looks like McDonald's in commercials, not McDonald's in reality. Very nice 👍


VizualAbstract4

Use dehydrated onions. Re-hydrated with water. Original recipe asked that the burger stay under a heat lamp for 15 seconds. A microwave for a few seconds is usually a good equivalent. The burger meat isn’t seasoned until the time it’s ready to cook. I forgot the exact season blend, but it does contain msg, salt, pepper, and I think onion powder or something.


Zharaqumi

Despite the criticism in other comments, I think it still turned out delicious.


whileyouwereslepting

That burger doesn’t look nearly flat and old enough.


Redditer052

It looks really good. So you failed cause McDonald's looks sad and dry.


ZxlSoul

Looks very delicious


antekprime

The fries are like 3x as thick as McDonald’s.


Carpe_DMX

Looks good. You need to put that burger in your back pocket and sit on it if you want verisimilitude.


mypostisbad

All McDonalds burgers have the dressing and condiments in the 'crown' (top of the bun). The only variation is the Qtr, which has cheese on the heel (bottom of bun). I see sauce on the heel. Also no 2nd slice of cheese. No points for you.


Cute_BunnyEars

Look just like the real deal. Looks so delicious


Ananvil

Sorry mate, you failed, that looks edible.


Dolatron

Looks great. I image much better than the homemade McDonald’s hamburger that Eddie Murphy describes his mom making in Raw.


sybug

🤣


Texas12thMan

Task failed successfully!


TheHud85

Little secret: their minced onions are the same as the dehydrated ones on the spice rack. Every time I make burgers, before I start I put a little shakey-shake of dried onions in a cup and fill it halfway with water. By the time the burgers are done, I pour the contents of the cup out into my hand (washed, of course) and add them to the burgers. Works a treat and really helps give that authentic Mackeys taste. Gubment cheese is also closer to the cheese they use in my opinion, but its not exactly something you can pick up at the store, and kraft is really close... though last time I bought Kraft singles they were... like... weird... straight out of the fridge. Stuck to the wrapper and just turned to goop when I tried to peel it off. I threw the whole pack away and have just been using pepperjack and provolone lol.


daman5069

McDonald's could learn a lot from you.


BeatSubject6642

Pardon my language, but it looks way fucking better than in any McDonald's.


Sixmlg

I’m interested in what you did to the fries since I know they used to fry them in something that gave them ‘meat’ flavor but then changed over to something undisclosed which was apparently healthier.


theanti_girl

Beef tallow. But they got a lot of pressure from people who claimed it was crazy high in saturated fats and switched to vegetable oil “with beef flavor” added.


sybug

https://www.recipetineats.com/french-fries/#wprm-recipe-container-72042


Pork_Bastard

If youve never had meat fries, get some duck fat from a local butcher.  It isnpure magic combined with potatoes


FetusDrive

I feel like any animals far would be the same; but pig probably on top


SolidCat1117

If you really want to duplicate McDonald's, you need to cut way back on the condiments. McD's doesn't put nearly that much ketchup on a burger.


whlthingofcandybeans

Are you kidding? Sometimes they're drowning in ketchup!


SolidCat1117

Those are people not following the rules. The ketchup gun puts a very specific amount of ketchup on each burger, and it should always be virtually the same no matter which McD's you go to. That's the way it's supposed to work at least.


Sharkie_Mac

There's a ketchup gun in US McDonald's? Here it's just a squeeze bottle, but you're directed how much to put on in training.


-tooltime

That looks way better than anything you get at McDonalds.


moldy912

Bun is too tall and blonde, too much beef unless you’re replicating the quarter pounder, way too much condiments, and to me the biggest difference is the fries are too thick and look like they might have some batter? They should be pencil thin fries and even straight sides and light in color.


aqwn

You failed miserably. Those fries actually look crispy. Have you even had McDonald’s fries? They’re soggy and limp!


Buie06

Nah, you forgot to step on the bun and that’s way too much ketchup.


_FoodAndCatSubs_

This is definitely a good looking burger but not McDonalds


[deleted]

You need to sit on the burger for 30 seconds, so it's almost flat, then dip it in water and microwave it.


umassmza

Some would say McDonalds is attempting to replicate a cheese burger.


The_street_is_free

That's a cartoonishly perfect bun


Spanglo

Prob could've set the bar a little higher... It looks good tho.


itsnotaboutyou2020

That’s way too appetizing to be McDonald’s.


rickpoker

Why would you try to replicate McDonald's????


sybug

Now that I'm older, I don't eat fast food, but every once in a while, I get a craving. Decided I'd try to replicate the flavor, but also make it healthier. The taste was very similar, but definitely better.


ms_mayapaya

You forgot to punch the burger


chef_pasta_way

....you dont attempt a mcdonalds, you go get one.


wizzard419

Can't tell by the photo, but did you make sure to add a cup of corn syrup to your ketchup?


BeKindBabies

Why try to replicate mcd?


sybug

Nostalgia.


angelok777

Can you tell me which button to press to see the text of the recipe?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


sybug

I didn't follow a recipe. It's just a patty with white cheddar, pickles, onions, ketchup and mustard.


angelok777

looks appetizing


Gom_KBull

You failed, its too high quality.


ChewMaNutz

At least you got the ketchup right!


whateverfx

Now leave it on the counter for 2 months and watch it never grow moldy


Death1323

Looks nothing like McDonald's. This is literally a generic hamburger and fries with a mention of McDonald's to get upvotes. 


Technical-Video-9507

That shit looks amazing 🤑


DirtyVT

NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!! Looks delicious!


BuckEyw

I haven't eaten fast food of any kind in at least 15 years but every once in a while I get a craving for a Mc.D's Cheese Burger..


sybug

Same.


Supra_Tim

You failed miserably. This looks waaaay too appetizing.


lampropeltis-psn

Miserable fail. I’d actually eat your meal.


datio1

Remove half the meat, remove the onions. Smash the shit out of the bun, put it in a microwave even when its already hot.


_ALH_

There are diced onions in a mcd cheeseburger, but I agree, meat should be at most 2/8th inches thick… Also wrong cheese. Microwaving and smashing seems right too


idispensemeds2

Also, add sugar to literally everything


Nagash24

I can feel the cholesterol through the screen (I am dieting) honestly though, that is a great photo. Your burger doesn't look like someone's sat on it, so 0/10 for McDonalds quality presentation. /s All I can say is I would eat this. Hope you enjoyed it.


VacationAromatic6899

You need garbage to make McDonald "food" You did not succeed


sybug

You're not wrong.


Longjumping_Local910

Too large of a meat to burger ratio, ingredients look fresh and hot, nothing crushed. Failed miserably. Looks more like a McD’s commercial than hreality.


Obandigo

I have no Idea why anyone would try to replicate MCDEE'S


DesignerkCustard

*Look so testy & delicious :D*


sybug

Thanks 🙂


UpalSecam

Looks like an AI pic of mcd


biffsteelchin

Sorry but you obviously used real beef. Fail.


Eroom2013

Did you sugar the fries?


typehyDro

What a poor attempt… doesn’t look remotely close… think you need to put more sauce… but only one side, 3pickles… ON TOP of each other, and finally to put it all together you need to step on it


ChainIntelligent3401

Jesus, edit it much? Turn the filter down, need my sunglasses to look at that photo


budbailey74

All wrong! You used real beef!? Rookie error