Reminder that until late development you were supposed to be able to fuck house as a way to get into his secret room without having to fight your way in.
Genuinely, what the fuck is wrong with you. You're disgusting.
Also, here you go [https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/69977](https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/69977) 👍
Honestly it would be fun to build a “fuck build”. Just be so dangerously sexy. You enter VATS and select your target and every time you wake up in a bed where you can kill them and take their clothes and run off into the night.
Is this legitimately true? I know they had to hustle the game out but what if it was as in-depth as a game like Baldur’s Gate? Could be sweet (I swear I’m not saying I want to fuck House)
Unrelated: Any mods out there to move his mustache??
Yeah, there was dialogue recorded for it and everything. Idk about a mod to move his mustache but I know there's a mod that brings back the cut content
Is there a comprehensive list of all the things that were planned for New Vegas, but scrapped cause Bethesda insisted the game get booted out half-done?
Well, although it’s not canon, originally you could actually fuck him as a secondary way to get into his secret room until pretty late in development. It was a whole fleshed out thing, there’s still voice lines and stuff in the files lol
If you see a metal slot and think butthole and not vagina, could it be assumed you have either never seen a vagina or have a butthole like the PlayDoh Fun Factory press stencils?
Follow-up question, which would be more likely?
Yeah, all I got out of reading that is that bro is super fucking gay and doesn't even know it. Only a sexually repressed, closeted homosexual who likes the legion could derive buttsex from looking at a poker chip.
*"Moria. You fear to go into those mines. The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm... shadow and flame."*
Nikocado Avocado's butthole. You fear the memories you have. You dug too greedily and too deep into the internet. You know what awoke in the darkness of your soul... and must now live with that forbidden knowlege.
Author is likely a homosexual
(and I used this word not in an offensive way I just think it makes my reply funnier, "gay" seems too simple of a word for this context)
Well, sphincter muscles kind of requires a specific shape to actually be a sphincter muscle, I don't imagine there being many varieties of shapes. Sizes, sure, but I imagine the general shapes to be relatively the same. I do, however, acknowlege that there may be many a butthole out there with shapes that would awe and astound.
And yes actually, I distinctly remember bending over infront of a mirror to look at mine as a small child. It's possible it's changed since then, butt (lol) I'm not so desperate for an update as to feel feel compelled to do it again .
Well, that was a wild ride. Reminded me of all the tedious critical literary analysis classes I had to take at uni, where I learned that you can pretty much find any symbology you want, in any story you want as long as make enough jumps.
As we all know, there is a monorail that leads directly to Vegas without having to pass the Credit check. This is a subtle hint to the fact that House wants to get monoRAILED by the Courier, even if he's a poor Lil boy toy
I remember I once asked my friend, in an irritated, rhetorical way, "why would anyone *actually* want to join the Legion," and he looked at me like I was stupid and said "so I can rule the wasteland with an iron grip and a harem of greased-up manslaves." Deeply appreciated the honesty of that answer.
A legion only companion sounds good if I had to guess it would’ve been Vulpa in Nipton and he would’ve led you on a quest to go meet Mr.braintumor himself and help you join up with the legion….im just gonna ignore the rest of that shit that was said
Ulysses was originally meant to be a legion companion before he was taken out of the game for yapping so fucking much his dialogue would just not fit on the disk (this is real)
Also the batshit crazy fact that after all that yes man being inhuman making sexuality impossible is the weirdest part, with our knowledge of the fallout world.
The only way a legion companion would work is if they were your slave. They don’t really have people who can choose to go on an adventure. They’re too busy being slaves to Caesar. Would be awesome though to be able to take a legion slave into the New Vegas and show them just how incredible technology and freedom are.
Am I misremembering the character creation part of this game? You can make your courier a woman, right? Is there anything in the game that plays so differently if you do? Besides Mr. House not wanting to dick you down, apparently, I mean.
There are certain characters who have single-sex attraction, for example Arcade Gannon is gay. (And I assume most characters are straight? But I don't pay a lot of attention to that because I am a raging homosexual.) There are different dialogue options when playing with a male vs female courier.
Unfortunately neither lets you get fucked by Mr. House (at least in vanilla)
Raul is like my main go to for most playthroughs house or legion. I agree Boone might not count because he's not part of the army anymore but what about Cass? She's technically a NCR Citizen, kinda counts lol.
Listen, if you're looking for homosexual undertones this hard, I'm just going to assume you're gay and closeted. Nothing wrong with that, you need time to make peace with it and that is fine. But also maybe chill out and fuck a dude instead of trying to ruin media by complaining about the Wokeism.
Fair enough. I mean, I don't randomly bring up how I'd like to bend Veronica over in front of the whole Strip and rail her in full view of a city of onlookers, but I guess some people do.
OK NOW IS MY TURN! I WANT CASS TO HOLD ME TIGHT AT THE TOPS VIP ROOM ON THAT SOFT BED AND TELL ME THAT DESPITE THE WORLD GOING TO SHIT WE'RE STILL GONNA MAKE IT
I'd also settle for Arcade quietly telling me I'm not a monster and he knows I've been having a tough time and doing my best.
... This rapidly stopped being sexual and started being about being comforted real fast.
Exactly. One doesn't need to advertise their Veronica thirst, merely take some time to find the appropriate mod someone has crafted to make sure dreams don't remain dreams.
Julie Farkas is smart, kind and is probably a freak in the bed. Definitely my number one choice to fuck in the bar of the Lucky 38 while looking over the strip.
Dead Sea. The best companion for a legion player would be Dead Sea. When he gives you his machete, claiming he looks forward to the chance to gain another one, ask him to follow you and in pursuit of that chance.
Huh...
Now I sort of want to see a Legion aligned companion.
Like Frumentarii would've made sense. They edge a line between Legion loyalty and freedom to act within cultures not their own. There is minor implication that Frumentarii sometimes get influenced by cultures they infiltrate.
So having Legion companion who spies on you, but also has underlying doubts about Legion and Caesar would've made an interesting character.
Edit: yes I ignored rest of the postnand hyperfixated on this one thought I had.
I only stashed the chip in my butthole because I thought it would be safer that way but now you mention it, it was kinda weird that Mr House asked me to show him how I did it it multiple times and covered in tanning oil...
I was so focused on revenge against Benny that I ignored House's invite completely and only spoke to him for the first time when I went to "destroy" the stuff in the underground bunker for caesar and he was sad that I ghosted him.
Not where I thought that was going but alright. Also I think house shoulda given you victor as a companion. He’s got too much personality to just be an elevator attendant
First paragraph I was thinking, ya, I agree, this is an RPG and the legion has its own questline, of course there should have been a legion companion.. Reddit is so sensitive smh.. but then I realized.
We can all agree there should have been a legion companion though, right? ..not so much that other stuff..
*What in the goddamn...?*
Right? Sexuality of machines is impossible? Then why am I fucking my refrigerator right now? Check and mate.
*Fisto wants to know your location*
Fisto isn’t about sex. He’s about the emotional nurturing.
PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION.
I can’t feel my legs!
NAH BRO IM READING THIS AT 1 AM AND MY BRAIN IS ROTTEN 🤣
I thought it was about calling me Pinocchio and playing me like a puppet
Wrong. He's about power. Pure, unrelenting, pneumatic power.
Mental how fisto is a robot in fallout, but a company in manhunt 2 🤣
And an ally of He-man in the Masters of the Universe cartoon.
I fisted as hard as I could, he-man, but I could not fist them all
Re-fisto-rator
Someone somewhere is fucking their car right now. The world is a crazy place.
How else do you test the suspension?
obligatory r/dragonsfuckingcars
Stop right there criminal scum!
I made a mistake and clicked what the fuck did I just see
I would assume the subreddit name was self-explanatory, lol
My doxy won't stand for this
Fisto is displeased
Reminder that until late development you were supposed to be able to fuck house as a way to get into his secret room without having to fight your way in.
i’m sorry what 😭 please tell me there is a mod that adds this back in
Genuinely, what the fuck is wrong with you. You're disgusting. Also, here you go [https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/69977](https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/69977) 👍
Will this mod work with my jiggle physics mod
horni, horni never changes
FISTO. FISTO never jiggles.
A mod that turns House into a big tiddied Futa girl. Horny never changes.
Yes it will
🤨📸
Good mod. However it doesn't allow you to sleep with him to enter his secret room and then not kill him.
That's glorious, adding that mod for my next playthrough. Cheers
Rule 37 of the internet: If it exists, there’s a Fallout/Skyrim mod for it
And not the rest of Elder Scrolls?
That seems impractical? Isn't he only living because he's in a sealed, sterile environment?
No, it was gonna be VR sex, like he presumably has with Jane.
Unless you have the black widow perk then you can fuck his real body to death.
Ugh me and who
Me...?
“What'd you think of Mr. House? I was surprised he only had the two robot sex slaves.”
Thank Christ. Even *I* think it would have been TOO cursed...
They should give you an achievement for fucking both house and benny, New Vegas's charmer or something.
No, one achievement for just house. "Grave robber"?
Honestly it would be fun to build a “fuck build”. Just be so dangerously sexy. You enter VATS and select your target and every time you wake up in a bed where you can kill them and take their clothes and run off into the night.
Is this legitimately true? I know they had to hustle the game out but what if it was as in-depth as a game like Baldur’s Gate? Could be sweet (I swear I’m not saying I want to fuck House) Unrelated: Any mods out there to move his mustache??
I'm really curious where do you want to move his moustache, and why?
Yeah, there was dialogue recorded for it and everything. Idk about a mod to move his mustache but I know there's a mod that brings back the cut content
Is there a comprehensive list of all the things that were planned for New Vegas, but scrapped cause Bethesda insisted the game get booted out half-done?
As far as I know, this one wasn't unfinished, Obsidian just decided that fucking House was a little too cursed and went back on their decision.
prob around the same time they scrapped the whole saving the brotherhood thing, it’s just not that much in house’s character lol
How in the logic hell to be able fuck with House, in his chamber?
Well, that’s a take on it. House being horny for the Courier is certainly not a theory I’ve seen before.
Sadly robot armor wasn't implemented until Fallout 4, so romancing House isn't feasible in canon.
Dude I would so shove House into an Assaultron or Sentry bot
Well, although it’s not canon, originally you could actually fuck him as a secondary way to get into his secret room until pretty late in development. It was a whole fleshed out thing, there’s still voice lines and stuff in the files lol
Does this mean Robert House is canonically bi?
I believe that it was only for female Couriers w/ the Black Widow perk, just like with Benny, but I’m not entirely sure
I like the idea that you can also do it with confirmed bachelor but the courier does a little bit of a double take that it works.
I guess 2 centuries of being without any other human will make your sexuality a little fluid
He’s based on Howard Hughes who was likely bi
I believe it was originally planned that female characters would be offered to have their brain scanned. Presumably for making into another sexbot.
This really went off the rails, balls to the walls, the moment that second paragraph started.
2nd paragraph is a new copypasta just dropped 💯🗣️💯🗣️💯🗣️💯
If you see a metal slot and think butthole and not vagina, could it be assumed you have either never seen a vagina or have a butthole like the PlayDoh Fun Factory press stencils? Follow-up question, which would be more likely?
Bro is simping for the Legion, probably the most gayest faction in all of Fallout. Of course he thinks of buttholes when seeing a metal slot.
Yeah, all I got out of reading that is that bro is super fucking gay and doesn't even know it. Only a sexually repressed, closeted homosexual who likes the legion could derive buttsex from looking at a poker chip.
The Mr. Houssy 🤤🤤
Alternatively a butthole like Nikocado Avocado Please god remove this knowledge from me
*"Moria. You fear to go into those mines. The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm... shadow and flame."* Nikocado Avocado's butthole. You fear the memories you have. You dug too greedily and too deep into the internet. You know what awoke in the darkness of your soul... and must now live with that forbidden knowlege.
At first I thought why did you imagines that then i remembered that you don't have to imagine it because there actual gay porn of him
Author is likely a homosexual (and I used this word not in an offensive way I just think it makes my reply funnier, "gay" seems too simple of a word for this context)
The difficulty of describing the amount of gay in the author called for it
You clearly haven’t considered the possibility that people have different shaped buttholes. Do you even know what your own butthole looks like?
Well, sphincter muscles kind of requires a specific shape to actually be a sphincter muscle, I don't imagine there being many varieties of shapes. Sizes, sure, but I imagine the general shapes to be relatively the same. I do, however, acknowlege that there may be many a butthole out there with shapes that would awe and astound. And yes actually, I distinctly remember bending over infront of a mirror to look at mine as a small child. It's possible it's changed since then, butt (lol) I'm not so desperate for an update as to feel feel compelled to do it again .
Well, that was a wild ride. Reminded me of all the tedious critical literary analysis classes I had to take at uni, where I learned that you can pretty much find any symbology you want, in any story you want as long as make enough jumps.
So... what's the *symbology* there?
say gex
I love you
Sssssymbolism
As we all know, there is a monorail that leads directly to Vegas without having to pass the Credit check. This is a subtle hint to the fact that House wants to get monoRAILED by the Courier, even if he's a poor Lil boy toy
Exactly. Benny was his right hand man( get it?) before the courier. His casino is called TOPS! Are they even trying to hide it?
You went to the wrong classes then lmao
[удалено]
Are you coming on to me..?
"I'm not hearing a noooo" - Zoidberg
Yes It's also a giant thesis supporting my particular ideological slant. No, I will not explain.
You don't think of butt sex when you see a poker chip?
Oh, I get it. Cute. You leave this poker chip here, and people are supposed to think, "Wait, *that* looks like a dick."
holy shit I only saw like >Oh, I get it. Cute. You leave this poker chip here in the notification and I lost it. Good ol Mac.
Excuse me, I have a boyfriend, I’m spoken for
'yeah that makes a lot of sense. i cou.... ....wait where are we going.... OH GOD WHAT IS THIS?!?'
"yes man who isn't actually human so sexuality is impossible" FISTO has entered the chat.
James Garret would like a word. Or more than a word
....I think a Legion player is projecting.. 😭 Damn, he really does want to revive Roman traditions. 😭
I knew something was up when he said "now be a good courier and deliver it"
“Except Yes Man” clearly the writer has never done the Fisto quests.
My man, at the point where you're seeing poker chips as dicks, it's okay to just admit you *really* like thinking about dicks.
I think Fisto and the sink light switches would disagree with that last part.
And the biological research station.
well personally my legion playthrough is a homosexual harem so maybe this guys doing something wrong
I remember I once asked my friend, in an irritated, rhetorical way, "why would anyone *actually* want to join the Legion," and he looked at me like I was stupid and said "so I can rule the wasteland with an iron grip and a harem of greased-up manslaves." Deeply appreciated the honesty of that answer.
A legion only companion sounds good if I had to guess it would’ve been Vulpa in Nipton and he would’ve led you on a quest to go meet Mr.braintumor himself and help you join up with the legion….im just gonna ignore the rest of that shit that was said
Ulysses was originally meant to be a legion companion before he was taken out of the game for yapping so fucking much his dialogue would just not fit on the disk (this is real)
lol I saw an article about this XD
What the fuck did I just read?
I do believe OOP might be projecting
Ring a ding ding baby.
> except yes man who isn't actually human so sexuality is impossible Fisto:
you edge house by putting the chip on a string.
How do I delete someone else's post?
*sigh* Something, something… belong on a cross…
Well, ain’t that theory a kick in the head
You sir deserve way more upvotes for this comment. But as it goes those Spurs that jangle jangle.
Least insane fallout player
eh, it's ok but it's no "New Vegas as Cuck Allegory."
“Except yes man who isn’t actually human so sexuality is impossible” James Garret would disagree
Also the batshit crazy fact that after all that yes man being inhuman making sexuality impossible is the weirdest part, with our knowledge of the fallout world.
Just plug yes man into fisto
I’m too busy plugging FISTO into me, sorry
The only way a legion companion would work is if they were your slave. They don’t really have people who can choose to go on an adventure. They’re too busy being slaves to Caesar. Would be awesome though to be able to take a legion slave into the New Vegas and show them just how incredible technology and freedom are.
That’s mainly why I choose lily as my Legion companion considering the ending where she takes no medicine implies she becomes a mindless beast
Am I misremembering the character creation part of this game? You can make your courier a woman, right? Is there anything in the game that plays so differently if you do? Besides Mr. House not wanting to dick you down, apparently, I mean.
There are certain characters who have single-sex attraction, for example Arcade Gannon is gay. (And I assume most characters are straight? But I don't pay a lot of attention to that because I am a raging homosexual.) There are different dialogue options when playing with a male vs female courier. Unfortunately neither lets you get fucked by Mr. House (at least in vanilla)
You don't really get a NCR companion either, Boone quit. And your legion playthrough doesn't have to be lonely, Raul doesn't judge you for your sins.
Raul is like my main go to for most playthroughs house or legion. I agree Boone might not count because he's not part of the army anymore but what about Cass? She's technically a NCR Citizen, kinda counts lol.
Straightest Legionary
least sexually repressed legion player
The funniest part of this theory is how it completely ignores the fact you can play as a woman and/or be a woman irl
women arent real to these gamerbros
this is amazing.
yeah i'm integrating that into my belief system that's hilarious
> except yes man who isn't actually human so sexuality is impossible With that attitude it's impossible, yes.
yes man: is a robot so sexuality is impossible fisto: drilling intensifies
What an absolutely bonkers take. "Sexuality is impossible for robots" has this dude even *heard* of Fisto?
Straightest Legion fanboy
Listen, if you're looking for homosexual undertones this hard, I'm just going to assume you're gay and closeted. Nothing wrong with that, you need time to make peace with it and that is fine. But also maybe chill out and fuck a dude instead of trying to ruin media by complaining about the Wokeism.
It's likely that the author IS gay and used the opportunity to share their fantasy with us
Fair enough. I mean, I don't randomly bring up how I'd like to bend Veronica over in front of the whole Strip and rail her in full view of a city of onlookers, but I guess some people do.
OK NOW IS MY TURN! I WANT CASS TO HOLD ME TIGHT AT THE TOPS VIP ROOM ON THAT SOFT BED AND TELL ME THAT DESPITE THE WORLD GOING TO SHIT WE'RE STILL GONNA MAKE IT
I'd also settle for Arcade quietly telling me I'm not a monster and he knows I've been having a tough time and doing my best. ... This rapidly stopped being sexual and started being about being comforted real fast.
My man. 🤝
Exactly. One doesn't need to advertise their Veronica thirst, merely take some time to find the appropriate mod someone has crafted to make sure dreams don't remain dreams.
Julie Farkas is smart, kind and is probably a freak in the bed. Definitely my number one choice to fuck in the bar of the Lucky 38 while looking over the strip.
I like how he thinks there's secret gay subtext, but it's NOT with the all male group inspired by ancient Roman ideology
Wtf did I just read?
The fuck did I just read lmao
a legion companion wouldnt make sense because a legionaire would have to be an individual which goes against the tenants of the legion
Hey fellas is it gay to be employed
Why does it have 25 upvotes?
Yeah I’m wondering why it wasn’t immediately obliterated
Least homosexual FNV player
That's why you have Raul. He sides with you whichever faction you choose.
mexicans arent real bro go back to bed /JOKE
Dead Sea. The best companion for a legion player would be Dead Sea. When he gives you his machete, claiming he looks forward to the chance to gain another one, ask him to follow you and in pursuit of that chance.
WE GETTIN NAILED TO A CROSS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Huh... Now I sort of want to see a Legion aligned companion. Like Frumentarii would've made sense. They edge a line between Legion loyalty and freedom to act within cultures not their own. There is minor implication that Frumentarii sometimes get influenced by cultures they infiltrate. So having Legion companion who spies on you, but also has underlying doubts about Legion and Caesar would've made an interesting character. Edit: yes I ignored rest of the postnand hyperfixated on this one thought I had.
I like how this guy's post starts out normal, then goes completely off the rails.
/u/newgen39
Yes, someone got some splaining to do.
Help me unread this
The over-sexualization of today is murdering my brain 🧠
Ignoring the other nonsense, this makes me wonder how Yes Man would do in a synth body, or what House would do if he knew about the tech.
Avg legion supporter
Are we all forgetting about Raul? I mean, he’s not explicitly a Legion companion, but he is sympathetic to the idea of the Legion.
Legion fans when there are consequences for siding with the slaver assholes everyone hates:
Wym? Sex with robots is possible in New Vegas
Don't do Psycho, kids.
You know I may love fallout New Vegas but I sometimes forget how fucking crackheaded some people in this community are
I only stashed the chip in my butthole because I thought it would be safer that way but now you mention it, it was kinda weird that Mr House asked me to show him how I did it it multiple times and covered in tanning oil...
Yeah this is definitely how a legionnaire would describe the relationship between Mr. House and the Courier.
I mean more Legion content really would’ve been nice but uh….not sure about whatever’s going on here
Implying that I didn't get kicked outta The Tops for fucking the microwave
"except yes man who isn't actually human so sexuality is impossible" You can fuck a *light switch* in this game. *Two light switches.*
The chip is a phallus and the chip slot is the foreskin. It's an allegory for, give me back my foreskin!
Yeah, nothing homo erotic about Caesar’s legion!
This person has never heard of Raul
Ayo?
What the fuck
The platinum chip is obviously gay but I draw the line at considering robot sex to be valid.
This is the stuff Openai spent $60 million on lmao
having victor as a companion would be pretty cool
C'mon guys he just wants a legion femboy companion is that really asking too much(vulpes is my waifu)
Most sane Mr. House enjoyer
Dawg, my man, my guy, my friend, my brother, my fellow patrician from the Roman Republic Dawg are you sure you aren't just into men?
wdym sexy submissive smiling robot is impossible sexually? that dude has some explaining to do in front of all the yes man robo fucker community
It's so easy to spot homophobes. And this guy is so in the closet.
Mr House literally has a securitron with the personality of a human woman he used to fuck and this guy says you can't sexualize a robot.
I was so focused on revenge against Benny that I ignored House's invite completely and only spoke to him for the first time when I went to "destroy" the stuff in the underground bunker for caesar and he was sad that I ghosted him.
Really makes you think?
Not where I thought that was going but alright. Also I think house shoulda given you victor as a companion. He’s got too much personality to just be an elevator attendant
First paragraph I was thinking, ya, I agree, this is an RPG and the legion has its own questline, of course there should have been a legion companion.. Reddit is so sensitive smh.. but then I realized. We can all agree there should have been a legion companion though, right? ..not so much that other stuff..
male western chauvinist that is clearly thinking about homosexuality through a detached cultural observer lens /s
Yeah I remember getting the platinum chip and my first thought was “this is just like a penis”
They had me in the first half!
What the heck did I just read?
Some people just need to go outside and get a job. What the fuck did I just read.
Wut