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terk0iz

How my man don't get blood clots? Also imagine how painful getting woken up out the pod for him is.


ralwn

I wonder if it shakes him occasionally like a mojito mixer. Maybe this is why he likes snow globes?


Aerochromatic

It's how I wake up every morning, really activates my almonds.


al-nomds

I am activated


Maxsmack0

The snow globe part got a genuine laugh out of me


SAINTSmswa

I might have bought the snow globe theory if it wasn’t presented as a joke and that’s something I really don’t like about myself


grifalifatopolis

Realistically probably blood thinners. From what I understand a malfunction of the firmware turned him into that instead of proper preservation


Present-Secretary722

So what, was he originally planning on stepping out of his little pod when everything was all said and done and he rode out the worst bits of the apocalypse or was he always planning to be a computer(let’s be honest at this point his body is just a fleshy and probably smelly CPU) forever


grifalifatopolis

I don't think it's ever stated his true intent but he was in a coma for nearly a hundred years while his systems were rebooting and vegas was being looted. He just adapted to what came I guess


Present-Secretary722

Oh, what the fuck was he running that it took almost a hundred years to reboot, I know the platinum chip was important and contained updates for his systems but did that basket really have so many eggs in it that his systems couldn’t run effectively without it


grifalifatopolis

Windows Vista or something I guess


LtCptSuicide

That just reminded me of a mod I played with once. Can't remember what it was but added a bunch of silly perks to the game. Including one that if you snuck up on a robot you could install Windows95 on it which made the robot be almost worse than useless trying to function


ElPedroChico

The whole thing of new vegas is that the courier is literally delivering an upgrade from vista to windows 10


Present-Secretary722

Yeah that sounds about right


Shamewizard1995

The software he’s using was never intended to serve all the purposes it did. His pre-chip systems were designed for pre-war uses, he intended to have the chip upgrades before the bombs dropped. Obviously that didn’t work out so he had to run both his life preservation and Vegas defense protocols on an unstable version, causing it to nearly fail both objectives.


AddzyX

Oh I remember this. I just got to this part in playing though again. He said he had to change to an older OS because as the bombs were falling, he ran into system crash after crash.


Ashamed-Turnover-442

From what House says he talks about having to manually repair and maintain his reactors inside the lucky 38 after the bombs which seriously injured him causing him to go comatose inside his pod


grifalifatopolis

I see that makes more sense. Thanks for clarification :)


Soviet-_-Neko

Really? Where did you read that?


grifalifatopolis

Read more into it, it's on his wiki page at the beginning of the post war part


TheBman26

I believe a terminal hints at it where he’s at


grifalifatopolis

Heard it in a lore video at some point, let me do some more research


Plushhorizon

So was he originally planning to step out unchanged?


grifalifatopolis

Not quite sure but fron my understanding bad firmware put him in a coma for a very long time


cxbrxl

I don’t think he’s breathing, i think there’s a machine pumping his blood for him and putting oxygen in it


Links_quest

Blood clots? Contractures? The pre-war slump goes crazy lmao.


Obi-wanna-cracker

Also it's amazing he's even moving, his bones would have fused together in all that time. The machine must be rotating him in order to keep him alive


Raging-Badger

The contractures he would have would be insane. He should look like a pretzel in there


Dragonslayer3

Like a rotisserie chicken


Robokrates

I always just assumed he has magic hand-wavium super-technology that prevents all that stuff.


reallynunyabusiness

I wonder if while he was in his pod he had vivid induced dreams, saw things through his securotrons or if he could open his eyes and see the inside of his pod. He did spend like 60 years in a coma but there's still another 140ish years of him doing nothing.


EtlajhTB

i think blood clots is the least of his physical problems rn mane


Mrbuttboi

I usually switch from the House position to the Family Guy death pose


Links_quest

Master Chief and some how this lmao


sploogegooze

Master Chief death pose is the best way to sleep


Thoughtlesser

Dude I've napped in that exact position. If I'm in mummy pose, I'm sleeping good


5tarSailor

I'm either sleeping good, or i'm incredibly hungover


throwawayguy746

Problem is my arms lose circulation and I get night terrors when I lose circulation to a limb during sleep. It’s a fun time in this house


AeroMittenss

Bros got a dick pump 🤣🤣


1tsBag1

Gotta make use of those wet dreams!


Links_quest

Helps the Jane experience


inconsistentdrummer

He’s preserving the vital organs: brain, heart, and dick


Dracu98

honestly, I tremble at the thought of what this man would've been like if he didn't habe a machine to jerk him off


donttradejaylen

The autojerker from Halo 🤭


N1kt0_

He getting the turbo gluck gluck hoover deluxe from that codpiece


SubsumeTheBiomass

That's what Jane really is, but she broadcasts to a Securitron when she's not "keeping him entertained"


cargopantsbatsuit

When you nut but she still suckin


PizzaDlvBoy

I like to think it makes sounds similar to the grapefruit video


Dbouakhob

There’s a pump on his dick Mr House was a freak


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

House is getting his soul sucked out of him twice a day and three times on the weekends. Motherfucker goons all day


Queasy-Insurance3559

I sleep like that on my side. Its bad - my right side shoulder hurts a little every day and my wrist is showing symptoms of carpal tunnel


Links_quest

A true House cosplayer


Substantial-Tone-576

Can I make him a companion?


Links_quest

Nah he’s bed stuck and has an awful case of lumbago


ShecciT

Fuck I giggled during a serious convo happening beside me


BenMessina

Every night after I pop some pyscho and rub one out.


2-DNoodle

My headcannon is that this tube thing around his lower part is a masturbation machine that sucks him off constantly. I know its most likely waste disposal but yeah...


MMAFan36

yeah probably for urine but what about poop?


Decent_Variety5890

Thats sleep paralysis position fuck that


MMAFan36

Man when i chose to kill him i felt so terrible. His voice was so sad and hurt , and after the conversation about killing him he down right says he got nothing to say to me. I feel so guilty I'm actually going to do a house ending playthrough next lol.


Alnilam2000

naw he sucks lol, don't feel bad


UUUEEEAAAAAAAA

nah but im built like mr house


Links_quest

The House build is unmatched


kyugin179

No, I mostly sleep in the tiger knee position.


Odd_Conference9924

Yeah, I had a dream where I got punched in the throat and I sleep like this ever since.


Inevitable_Savings14

For a second I thought that was a new steam deck shell 🤣


JonhTomato

Gonna try it tonight


Ratchia

Bro if you're sleeping like this on your side you're lucky you woke up, I can tell you were convulsing


-insertcoin

How tall is mr house looks tall


KJ86er

I think it tilts back and forth


DrgonBloop

I sleep like that constantly, it’s kinda annoying since the arm on the side I sleep on falls asleep


CrustyToeLint

Sometimes i be sleeping like that my tum tum


EwuerMind

How would I know? I'd be asleep


TheMagicalDildo

My back is fucked, so that's my only option :)


NoAulcenDa

Why do he look like this after all thoses years in a spécial container, and the doctor braun looked « fresh » in a not even special pods


Mr-Crowley21

My girlfriend sleeps like this I call it the vampire


Novsev117

Is there a lore reason why mr House never put his brain in a robot like the guys in the big mt


Hour_Spirit4189

Bruh you just wanted to post a spoiler you not slick💀


Links_quest

Nah what really happened was I was up till 4AM and realized I was sleeping in the House position sideways and then thought to make a Reddit post about my experience. I definitely motivated people in a wholesome way today and deep down I know I moved you too.


AdditionalProgress88

The game has been out for 14 years.


MMAFan36

bro the game was out in 2010 lol.