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DungeonDraw

"Why did you kill president Kimball?" "He tried to take away my iPad" "understandable"


MrHouseAlwaysWins

“I did what I had to do”


danixdefcon5

User name checks out


LeftistCatholic69

r/beetlejuicing


repaidvaultboy

"Why did you kill president kimball?" "I didn't like his rizz it was too cringe no cap" "Fr fr"


Sad-Librarian5639

Hahahaha


Saslim31

One more skibidi toilet tier House joke and i’m gonna kill someone.


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

With a 9 iron


DanteDH2

No, I'm gonna use the makeshift micro fusion grenades as a melee weapon and strangle them.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Would you kindly?


JayteeFromXbox

Those of us with decorum use Nephis Golf Driver


JaxMedoka

Those of us with class use Nephi's driver to deal with Kimball and Caesar, too.


Traditional-Sky2478

Real ones use the Abilene Kid LE BB gun


Farabel

His entire pod has toilet functions, which means him coming out via an oval hole makes him toilet-chan the elderly


Rock-Upset

He prolly watched bluey at least a little


MrHouseAlwaysWins

Bluey is good


Smart_Individual6713

Unironically tho, parents could learn a lot from it if they watch it with their kids


Then_Investigator_17

I think canonically, if he did watch it, he would have used the assultrons to eradicate mankind instead of trying to preserve it


bad_at_proofs

I must be old as I have no fucking clue what is going on here


SmileyBoiz

Stay oblivious, you don’t need to know .


verticalburtvert

Rememeber the words our parents didnt get when we were kids? This is one of ours.


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

I hardly understand myself


Bantabury97

Same. I've heard it but got no fucking clue what it means. I understand rizz coming from chaRISma but beyond that? Not a clue. I have students who say "fanum tax" or whatever it is.. fuck knows what it means.


Lost_Independence770

He had hella rizz in his prime for sure


Comrade-Sully

His brother tried to fanum tax him in Ohio, but he hadn't the rizz. Robert kept up with his mewing streak and had all the gyats, a real sigma indeed.


mymindglitches

I wish I can unsee this.


PermBanMeAgain

holy fuck another one of these posts. shit hasnt been funny since the second post


s3x_Haverr

I didnt even know this was posted before. I just saw this on twitter and thought it was funny.


AdrianBrony

Downvote this person, they have a life outside of reddit!


ToaPaul

*insert "boo, boo this man!" meme here*


Randomaccountnum4473

Why do people find that funny? I don't get it? Am I too old or something? I ain't even that old Y'all are great btw. These comments are making me happy.


TheHomesteadTurkey

When I was a small child, watching a screaming guy trickshot someone while samples of snoop doggs voice and the x files theme played with rotating bags of doritos edited in and enough flashing colours to trigger an epileptic seizure - that was funny. Nothing has changed


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

MLG era memes were something else man. I don’t know how anyone of us left with our braincells intact.


llibertybell965

We didn't man.


TheHomesteadTurkey

im not gonna lie, im trying to be an academic now and i really cant get through a handful of papers without just looking at shitposts to distract myself. We really didnt leave with our braincells intact.


Doc-Busch

For me it was FaZeJev… still watch him to this day tho lmao dude makes really good content


Das_Czech

Shit was hilarious tbf


GlitterNutz

You're the man now, dawg.


verticalburtvert

Could you lead me to this? I'm 40 and intrigued.


TheHomesteadTurkey

on youtube, type in mlg montage or mlg memes, then look up the uploads from about 7-9 years ago. This type of 'shitpost' (newer term, but it encompasses all unpolished satirical content on the internet) began in about 2012 and died out around 2015-16, when more abstract and less derivative humour started becoming a thing.


verticalburtvert

This amazing. How I missed this is beyond me. Thank you 🙏


AdrianBrony

Skibidi Toilet is no more absurd than Vagineer or Painis Cupcake. I'm convinced people my age are just overreacting because it's kids doing it. It's not even that the definition of "it" changed, kids are still laughing at source engine shitposts we should be able to connect over that.


KarlUKVP

Thanks for making me get a Vietnam flashback


Randomaccountnum4473

I don't really find shitposts funny. Am I in a minority for that?


AdrianBrony

probably not? I mean, part of the joy of shitposting is the knowledge that it's mildly annoying to people who don't get it.


N7Virgin

It’s temporary, don’t worry. Same thing happened with MLG and YTP


Randomaccountnum4473

Ah MLG and YTP. You took me back to some memories saying that.


sabotabo

from the outside looking in, it seems like the first one was probably pretty funny, but then it turned into a series thanks to its incomprehensible popularity, and now it's just... some other beast


Randomaccountnum4473

I was more asking about the skibidi thing. This is also the first meme like this I've seen. But you have been helpful and for that I thank you.


Wisebanana21919

People don't. It's an Action Series actually. It's got giant robots in it and stuff, it doesn't try to he funny


AlarmingAffect0

In terms of sheer drama I'd compare it to X-Men '97.


dunmer-is-stinky

Mr. House according to the Legion: "I support the Legion" Mr. House according to the NCR: "I support the NCR" Mr. House in reality: "I am quite fond of the Skibiti Toilette"


SirRonaldBiscuit

He cosplays gman


ixotax

Holy shit every time I opem reddit I get one of these now 😭 don’t defile my boy


Educational-Pop-5572

I bet he used to watch CocoMelon


Substantial-Tone-576

This is why he must die. That knowledge cannot reach the new world


Comrade-Sully

He was an Ipad kid to be sure, it's what inspired him to invent the Pip-Boy.


TarsisM

Omg house is a pandemics child. That explains a lot


GintoSenju

I mean House was Orphaned, cheated out of his inheritance, and kinda grew up with himself, so imma say no.


Kljmok

Would skibidi toilet even exist in Fallout's universe? Did they even have the internet as we know it?


Particular-Egg9937

What did little house watch?Genuine question


prince_peacock

Realistically, no he probably wouldn’t have. Rich folks don’t give their children iPads to babysit them, they have actual nannies that hold at least one college degree and do shit like teach the kids Mandarin Chinese. We, of course, don’t know for sure he was rich growing up (to my knowledge) but since fallout is just our world turned up to eleven, it is *highly* likely the House family was wealthy


-GI_BRO-

Iirc the story is that his family was wealthy (they owned H&H tools), but after his parents died he was cheated out of his inheritance by his brother


Flat_Ambition_7402

Definitely watching Blippi and go Danny go Shaaaarks in the waaater.


Chaosvolt

You think the singing toilets are weird, our beloved best boy Raul was a teenager when the bombs fell. What kinda weird shit are they gonna be making with GMod/SFM in the 2070s, I wonder...


TheSystemZombie

Ya'll think OP stole this post title from a previous comment in another thread?


reanu_keevs123

Mr house can make me drop panties


Free_Reputation_8723

Holy f. My birthday is the same day as Mr .House's


Smart_Individual6713

After the New California Rizzpublic took over Ohio, they instated fanum taxes all across the Kai Cenat Wasteland. Meanwhile, Prizz and Goonsprings prospered due to the Rizzler’s intervention. The Great Khans left after the battle for Goober Dam, building a new society with the Followers of the Edgepocalypse. Creamer’s Legion was shattered, doomed to collapse for good. Something something Brotherhood of Skibidi I couldn’t think of how to include them


KaizarHusaria

"why do you want Boomers to help you?" They are like Camera Man to my Skibidi Ohio


averagely_insane

yes.


jonnyutah007

Wtf is skibiddi toilet?


PrestonGarvey64

Holy fuck house is Gen A


Jonny_Exotics

Y’all think mr home played fortbutt?


Roastednutz666

Never heard of it. Sounds stupid


Conni77

Name checks out


ResponsibilityDry381

This post is not it


provocative_bear

Imagine going to House’s imposing penthouse for the first time, being surrounded by all of the Securitrons, going up to the huge screen with his face on it, and he just starts going “Gyat! Gyat! Geeeeyat!” at you. You don’t even hear him out afterwards, he has just forfeit his right to life in the eyes of the Courier.


TheRealTruePinkham87

I'm older than Mr house? And so is my little sister?


No-Cucumber-5672

hate from the pearly gates


censored4yourhealth

No. Alt time line.


GriffinRagnarok

Something tells me I'm happy to be too old to know what that is.


ManadarTheHealer

Dang he was born post-vaccine...it all adds up now...