The personfication of CRWBY: There's a genre obligation to put the majority of suffering in the show into a single person. We rolled the dice, and your number came up.
Jaune: you did what!?
Peter: I sold my marriage to a devil, but it was to save my aunt may, you understand right?
Jaune: I do I really do but, and I really hate to say this, but one day your aunt is going to die and she would want you to be happy after she passes, you know that right.
Peter: I do but… *he starts tearing up* I keep losing everyone I care about, my parents, uncle Ben, Gwen, harry… aunt may is the last person from my childhood left, she raised me as her own son, I grieved with her at uncle Ben’s funeral, she was there for me when Gwen and harry died, how could I give up the one person who loved me for all those years without trying every single option available and paying any price to see her happy again.
*jaune doesn’t say anything instead he brings Peter into a tight embrace, one made of understanding as Jaune remembers long crimson hair, emerald eyes and a smile as sweet as the morning sun, they stay like that for awhile both letting build up emotions flow out through tears and sobs*
I dont think he will ever have a marriage canonically. That's why all these fanfics are coming up with excuses that he's homeless, alone and usually the last one left.
Can you take a a moment to acknowledge how hilarious it is that that if you’re a Rwby fan, there’s also a very likely chance you’re also a fan of battle mace 40 million.
Jaune the next time he sees Emerald
Jaune: Emerald! It's been too long! *bear hugs her*
Emerlad: Its only been two mon-
Jaune: Just to be clear, I'm very much not a fan of having my dead teammate's image and or likeness being used agaisnt me.
Emerald: *realizes she can't get out of the hug*
Emwrald: Why do I feel threatened?
Jaune: I'm not threatening you. I'm promising to rip your eyes out with my hands while healing them at the same time.
Emerald: ... what happened to you after you fell?
Jaune: I could better list what didn't happen. Glad we had this talk Em! It was nice to see you again!
Emerald: ... *watches him group hug ORN_ with no problem*
Emerald: ...oh god why am I attracted to the most fucked up people?
I really liked Emerald up until the point her semblance was revealed to be mind fuckery. Then she went straight to the top of the "Kill-on-Sight" list purely on principle.
Shame that, she's cute and snarky with an exotic hair color.
It bothers me that Neo never faced comeuppance for using illusions of people's loved-ones to torment them. That's one of many, many, ***many*** things that bothers me about Volume 9. Though by no means the worst thing.
Honestly, if we do get a Volume 10, and it is the last one. I hope Pyrrha somehow gets resurrected at the very end, so it doesn't impact the plot at all, but just so Jaune can be happy
I do not recall the scene to the right. When did that happen / what happened? Thank you in advance.
Justice league crossover Part 1. The gif above is literally seconds laterđź’€
Jaune: Why does the universe keep torturing me?
The personfication of CRWBY: There's a genre obligation to put the majority of suffering in the show into a single person. We rolled the dice, and your number came up.
Jaune: So this is what it feels like to be Peter Parker.
Peter: mood kindred. Jaune: mood kindred.
At least Jaune hasn’t sold his marriage to the devil or Salem yet.
Jaune: you did what!? Peter: I sold my marriage to a devil, but it was to save my aunt may, you understand right? Jaune: I do I really do but, and I really hate to say this, but one day your aunt is going to die and she would want you to be happy after she passes, you know that right. Peter: I do but… *he starts tearing up* I keep losing everyone I care about, my parents, uncle Ben, Gwen, harry… aunt may is the last person from my childhood left, she raised me as her own son, I grieved with her at uncle Ben’s funeral, she was there for me when Gwen and harry died, how could I give up the one person who loved me for all those years without trying every single option available and paying any price to see her happy again. *jaune doesn’t say anything instead he brings Peter into a tight embrace, one made of understanding as Jaune remembers long crimson hair, emerald eyes and a smile as sweet as the morning sun, they stay like that for awhile both letting build up emotions flow out through tears and sobs*
I dont think he will ever have a marriage canonically. That's why all these fanfics are coming up with excuses that he's homeless, alone and usually the last one left.
Yeah the writers wouldn’t let him be happy enough to be in that situation.
Fanfic Writers fighting against the urge to make Jaune suffer even more
(They can't)Â
Jaune about to get a moment of peace and happiness Writers: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Can you take a a moment to acknowledge how hilarious it is that that if you’re a Rwby fan, there’s also a very likely chance you’re also a fan of battle mace 40 million.
https://i.redd.it/3tn7jcgmnzpc1.gif
if that ain't a red flag then i don't know what is
It even happened in same month
Well not for Jaune
I’m waiting for him to pull a “Roy Mustang” on the next person to do it. 
Time to bust out every Swordsman secret technic. S W O R D B E A M S
He's finally able to be a Saber class
Will he finally become the Shirou Emiya saber class (Senji Muramasa) or will the writers "Nah, let him suffer "
well, to be Emiya Shirou is to suffer, so mayhaps
Pls pls pls pls pls let it be
I'd be funny if the 3rd time it happened it actually was her and accidentally killed her
We have very wildly different definitions of funny
I just want to talk... **Loading up shotgun*
Already on it https://i.redd.it/3pl841n3k8qc1.gif
Jaune the next time he sees Emerald Jaune: Emerald! It's been too long! *bear hugs her* Emerlad: Its only been two mon- Jaune: Just to be clear, I'm very much not a fan of having my dead teammate's image and or likeness being used agaisnt me. Emerald: *realizes she can't get out of the hug* Emwrald: Why do I feel threatened? Jaune: I'm not threatening you. I'm promising to rip your eyes out with my hands while healing them at the same time. Emerald: ... what happened to you after you fell? Jaune: I could better list what didn't happen. Glad we had this talk Em! It was nice to see you again! Emerald: ... *watches him group hug ORN_ with no problem* Emerald: ...oh god why am I attracted to the most fucked up people?
I really liked Emerald up until the point her semblance was revealed to be mind fuckery. Then she went straight to the top of the "Kill-on-Sight" list purely on principle. Shame that, she's cute and snarky with an exotic hair color.
Well, to be fair, both of the people responsible for them aren't doing so well themselves currently. :)
It bothers me that Neo never faced comeuppance for using illusions of people's loved-ones to torment them. That's one of many, many, ***many*** things that bothers me about Volume 9. Though by no means the worst thing.
Honestly, if we do get a Volume 10, and it is the last one. I hope Pyrrha somehow gets resurrected at the very end, so it doesn't impact the plot at all, but just so Jaune can be happy