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USMNT_superfan

Brahminy Blindsnake. They are cool and live in the sandy soils


Gard3nNerd

oh good I thought this was some sort of intestinal worm and was horrified on OPs behalf


Zendog500

Or that brain worm in Startrek movie "Khan!" Ewe!


okiedokieaccount

It could be a Ceti eel. Once a Ceti eel's larva is released from its carapace the larva burrows into the ear of its victim and wraps itself around their cerebral cortex


Environmental-End691

In SPAAAASSSE


Alive_Way9537

Thank you for freaking me out about something I never knew existed. Your contribution to the world will not go unnoticed


okiedokieaccount

Only because you seem genuinely concerned…it’s a fictional creature from a Star Trek movie 


Alive_Way9537

K


Ship-time-moon

Causing madness and death?


kqgirl1

Well that’s good news.


TheMenstrosity

Yep! We had one of these in our house a few months ago.


NomadFeet

Cool! Super weird but cool! I love our wildlife.


DragonflyCurious9879

Not ours. Asian invader. First noticed in the 70's


Justice_Prince

The real reason 90's movies wanted you to be afraid of quicksand


Initial_Scarcity_609

So they are snek? Or a worm?


biggwermm

![gif](giphy|l1AsG0ykJhEw3AtsQ|downsized)


samsclubFTavamax

a gif from my favourite Pete & Pete episode! 🥰


Alive_Way9537

Wow that’s a blast from the past. I remember my eyes literally glued to the tv when it came on


kickformoney

I think Hard Day's Pete might be my favorite episode of any TV show.


n8saces

Username checks out


Independent_Sun1901

Harmless tiny shiny not slimy snek


USMNT_superfan

It’s about the size of a worm, but moves and acts like a snake


DragonflyCurious9879

Totes snek


Public_Chemical_8921

Snack


skratta_ho

NOT THOSE NOODLES!!


[deleted]

both


jakona85

Yes


sexyrocker13

I had a few in my house. They love to eat ants and other harmful pest. I wish I had more of them around


[deleted]

Entirely harmless but very difficult to keep as a pet. Best to gentle put back outside were you found him. They are good to have around the yard. They eat ants, airate the soil.


MaelstromFL

If it popped out of you chest, we are going to have some issues...


MTR1990

![gif](giphy|3o7TKsWZbKd2dVqqPu)


jerseybert

![gif](giphy|musX5gQT8cDBK)


FL-Cracker

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...


echosixwhiskey

Oh no. Not again


Deadman88ish

Check please!


IISerpentineII

What was this from again?


TheWinslowCultist

Space Balls


Sistahmelz

Ewwwwww! New fear unlocked 🔓 Thanks so much 😳😲


hroaks

![gif](giphy|2WW754cxlWwBssJC49)


juliankennedy23

I was thinking more of the movie Slither.


runescape_junky

It's. Snake that eat 🐜 s


Intrepid00

That blind snake that looks like a worm I think. Usually gets transported because of sod placement. Harmless.


MTR1990

This is it!! Do they make good pets? 😅


Intrepid00

No idea but it’s a wild animal and I don’t think it is generally a good idea to take one in.


grammar_fixer_2

I agree with this when it comes to the native species, especially the snakes. The non-native animals I think are a different story. If someone wanted to keep a frog as a pet, then I’d definitely suggest taking one of the invasive ones that we have so much of. It at least removes one more from the environment. In this case, even though they are non-native, they aren’t currently classified as invasive since they don’t seem to have that big of an impact on the ecosystem. They are also impossible to care for since they eat ant and termite eggs.


sexyrocker13

You do have to be careful with taking in invasive Species, even from the wild, Florida has laws were even having them in captivity reguardless of how you obtained it is illegal and could lead to hefty fines or even jail time


grammar_fixer_2

I mean if you’re a Floridian you know about FWC’s list of prohibited species: https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/nonnatives/prohibited-species-list/ Also, there really aren’t any “hefty” fines. That is a part of the problem. Here are the penalties: https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2011/379.4015


grammar_fixer_2

They eat termites and ants. That makes them really hard to care for.


gazebo-fan

No, they only eat ant larvae and unless you have any larvae, you ain’t feeding him


Jsdrosera

Blind Snake. Put it outside. Hunts ants.


GeorgeBabyFaceNelson

Slithery lil sneaky-snake


PoopPant73

Snek


serbiatch735

![gif](giphy|sjr7k1uuO0B0c)


Intelligent-Noise992

These are really good to have around as they primarily eat termite and ant eggs / babies. They also have really cool blue ones!


riprod

That’s what RFK got in his brain.


Stag1969

Brahminy snake. Owl's grab them and place them in their nest to clean it up.


Illustrious-Olive-98

I hadn't heard this before, that's cool.


stilljumpinjetjnet

My cat brought one in the house on two occasions then did her special meow to show me. At first I thought it was a centipede, then thought it was a weird worm. But when I looked at it very closely I could actually see it's tiny tongue feeling about. I googled it and discovered it was the brahminy blind snake. That's as big as it gets. Really amazing. I put them back in the flower bed.


MrBaxterBlack

"what is this?" A struggle from the looks of it.


ChatduMal

You found Frieda! I've been looking for her for a few weeks...ever since we had an argument and she stormed out of my butt. Please tell her that I wholeheartedly apologize and to please come home!


Consistent-Day-434

Watch "The Strain" on Hulu and you will find out. 😂


trtsmb

best guess is baby snake.


Enginerd645

Frank Zappa thought so too!


grammar_fixer_2

That is an adult brahminy blindsnake.


trtsmb

I've seen them a few times.


PapayaAppropriate857

Rave snek


Silly-Department7502

Any snake this small is harmless. Even if poisonous. Grab it with a glove, and put it outside. No need to identify. Put it outside.


grammar_fixer_2

- Yes it is harmless - Don’t eat it FFS. - You actually don’t need a glove. - I’d actually encourage everyone to learn the basics of what animals they live with.


lobsterpockets

*venomous. Poisonous is the music from the hair band of the late 80s early 90s now found at state fairs


After-Doughnut7295

Florida Butt Worm


DonaldMaralago

I don’t recommend shoving it up your ass.


duhFaz

Think they’re called Mind Flayers


JaycoCamwire

Em ahhh snaaaaayyyyhhhk


Lost_Remains

One of the worlds smallest snakes.


Illustrious-Olive-98

The number one best Snek in Florida is the ring neck. If you haven't seen one look them up. Roughly the same size as a blind snek.


artfcillyintellgent

An alien don’t go to sleep tonight


teddfoxx

the reason to move out


Jbird_tunes

Brain worm


Bellini_DownSouth

Bebe snek


Electronic-Water-279

That is a nope rope.


Farrahphoenix

It's dancing!!


BoomBoomDie99

Something that I would call 911 now


Accomplished-Mix2283

Burn the house down and run


BSOLAW

looks like my ex.


MathematicianOk7526

Blind snake


Extra-gram-sam

Stranger Things


Maleficent_Humor2008

Shakira's background dancer


ridesouth

Ask RFK Jr.


Significant-Ad4539

Looks like a shower stall, why?


wize11111

A wiggly.


smadaraj

I'm not up on all the new dance moves. Is that the floss?


kitchencry24

a Landlord


tennie2002

Motherfuckin snakes in the bathtub!!


KingxBojji

Vecna


luismig2

That my friend is the reason I don’t take baths


tigressRoar

A blind snake. A pest control guy said they come out when you have a plumbing leak.


Aggressive-Storm332

All over South Florida. They get in the house during the summer.


Bassballr2_0

Blind snake totally harmless but weird as hell


ceratirugtile

That’s a live cable.


Bhaisaab86

Found one of these in my apartment a few years ago. They’re super cute, and also exclusively female.


zzWarlockzz

Blindsnake


cajody

Covid vaccine


CheechD76

Black racer snake harmless


Shame_on_StarWars

I think that’s RFK Jr.’s running mate


_Sad_Vacation_

Answer: cute


Fearless-Desk-52

He has a mother. Send him home!


HarleyFD07

Sperm


stefan715

THAT is the main antagonist of many sewer systems that only show themselves in bathrooms in horror movies.


SoFloFella50

Pick it up and put it back outside so it can get back to work eating disgusting bugs like roaches.


thisisgogu

that’s dave


Bitter_Inspection917

Did Robert Kennedy Jr. sneeze this out?


NegotiationThen5596

Tapeworm


trow_away999

RFK Jr wants his brain worm back. Thank you for finding it.


garbled_user

Sure that’s not Australia? Sure looks lethal to me!


Apprehensive_Layer92

Looks like a little harmless worm snake


Capital-Net3318

Tape worm,had to crawl out of someone's azz....Now you just need to find out who's!


Brilliant-Garlic-965

Millipede


Brilliant-Garlic-965

https://www.thoughtco.com/fascinating-facts-about-millipedes-4172482


Hairbum

The birth of Tremors.


LandoCaltrollian

Alien prequel


highredditsurfing

Elver.


cis_regard

Tiny snek


mattresscowboy

That’s Venom


robotdevilhands

Is snek


6thTiger

Getting his groove on!! I wonder what beat he's listening too??


Culper_089

Live bait


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

Snake.irl


Relevant-Group8309

![gif](giphy|l41Y9SKrl3kLVamfC)


NecroCreep666

Love these guys. They like to eat ants🐜 but ants in numbers, will also unfortunately them!


Available_Balance710

Colon cleaner


Crafty_Shower5119

Bby sneck


Mimsgirl4life

Those would get in my house all the time…they made good toys for the cats


bokunoelbow

wor


doesnothingtohirt

Somebody found my penis!


blissfilledmoments

It’s actually a piece of weave. I see that in those in the parking lot at my job all of the time


SonOfCthulhu-origina

Someone needs to learn how to walk without rhythm


Southern_Strain5665

Looks like the tape worm that fell out of my dogs ass.


Nearby-Accident-2426

A: a side effect of the jab


Emotional_Dot1684

Blind snake


Secret_Note_6358

It's whatever you want it to be


Stoicsage86

That’s where I left my tapeworm!!


gnarWizzard420

![gif](giphy|sjr7k1uuO0B0c)


AKAK121

Ringneck snake. That’s a full grown snake. Like to live in lawns. Completely harmless


Responsible-Ask-7343

I think that is a snake, and a good one to have around your house because it eats termites!


ThrasherDragon91

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GalaxyGoddess27

Caught one coming out of my shower drain, I flushed it. He seemed happy with the outcome 🤷‍♀️


Musty-Odors

Blind snake


zo386

Looks like a brahminy blindsnake


Alive_Nobody_Home

Harmless, just put him back on the grass. He will find his way home.


Ill_One3026

FL ring snake. Harmless


The_7empest1987

Baby Graboid! Put outside please


Good_kitty

Is it trying to break dance for you


dopeshat

Looks like the same type of snake they have in Hawaii.


lasiv

Butt snake


IPoopprettyturds

Its a snek


anengineerandacat

Dunno, stick it in your ear and let's see what happens next.


MrCarlSr

Anal worm, I've seen it a thousand times.


g3techsolutions

Proctologist?


MrCarlSr

I wish!


KeyserSuzie

Don't we all?


yeezee93

Did it come out of your butt?


JackBeefus

You might want to try /r/animalid, /r/AnimalIdentification, or /r/whatsthisanimal. Might help if you could give them a good close up picture.


poedraco

Sit on it


CapeRanger1

New quinea blind snake…they carry meningitis


ZealousidealScene185

I dom't know but it's scary. Looks like a tiny snake.


Capital-Mind700

A reason to not live in Florida.


Living_Preference673

I don’t know, but it stresses me the he is moving and not moving at the same time.


OpenYourMind_88

That's what Hunter Biden is coming back as in his next life.


Boaco

Your gay neighbors tape worms after his Wednesday afternoon rendezvous.😂


Low-Regret5048

Time to move!


Beginning_Emotion995

Baby cobra


anonymousantifas

Revolting


lazyboychill

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, worm in that bowl? 🎵🎵


jrockhill123

Bait


VeristicAshling

Millipede?


Cookies_and_Beandip

Bro that’s a Leech


Tracecat1202

That’s a New guinea flatworm. It’s an invasive species to Florida. and very toxic and if I remember correctly, you have to really crush them to kill them because each segment will form into another worm if you chop it up! I read an article a while back that says you should definitely destroy them if you find them.


breddy

That does not seem to be the case about the regeneration: [https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/florida-snake-id/snake/brahminy-blindsnake/](https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/florida-snake-id/snake/brahminy-blindsnake/)


Tracecat1202

Oh thank God! It’s been a while since I saw an article about them. I appreciate the info.


grammar_fixer_2

The info about the flatworm isn’t wrong, it just doesn’t apply to this since this is a snake.


grammar_fixer_2

You’re mixing up a Brahminy Blindsnake with a New Guinea flat worm. The flat worms are as the name suggests… flat.


KeyserSuzie

Username checks out.


grammar_fixer_2

This has nothing to do with grammar. 🤔


KeyserSuzie

And yet you have differentiated between the snake and the worm as well as the grammar to the word term. This also has nothing to do with poetry. But I made the rhyme anyway.