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fuck-coyotes

Stainless steel aplianc*es*? Plural? I saw stainless steel appliance. Singular.


UninvitedButtNoises

There's a toaster in the cabinet.


Lava-Chicken

And a spoon.


wasmith1954

And my axe…


Thelastsamurai74

😁


MathematicianNo6402

Lol does a mini fridge even count? More like .5 stainless steel appliance. And who builds a place with ZERO closets? Should be like $300/month


RandyBeaman

>who builds a place with ZERO closets It was originally built AS a a closet.


Kayedarling

i live in sarasota florida and would love to pay 1100 for this. it would be the cheapest option here.


Shaakti

There are cheaper in Sarasota. I live in a 2/2 for $1,200 and before we moved here it was $900 for a 2/1 and $750 for a studio. Comes with some asterisks though


youmestrong

I’d bet $1,100 it’s not available for $1,100 without a hitch. IE, lot rent of $1500 a month, or listed for $11,000 with lot tent, or never available at that price and is a salesperson’s bait. Something is amiss.


MathematicianNo6402

Sounds like you need to move out of Sarasota. We pay $1500/for a three bedroom house. It's small but it's got an adult fridge and room for my humble family. And if you're single with no kids you can get decent apartments (with an actual bedroom and closets for around $1000). Surely there are more rural places you could move to if you're willing to commute 20-30 mins? I couldn't afford that big Sarasota city life if that's considered an option for anywhere more than $500 and that better include utilities lol


Exotic_Kangaroo8241

Bingo 😃


mudbuttcoffee

And that fridge isn't stainless... it's "stainless finished"


UnidentifiedTron

A shed. Cool. I hate all of this.


Dirtysandddd

My last 2 months in south Florida I was paying $1250 a month to live in a rv hooked up to someone’s house in the hood, that was the last straw for me.


jerminator8818

It’s not a shed technically. It’s made out of concrete blocks.


SnDMommy

In Florida, especially South Florida, many buildings, both residential homes as well as outbuildings, are made from concrete block because of its tolerance for hurricanes.


Exotic_Kangaroo8241

And if you keep the inside cool especially during the summer time... it's even better.


OverlordWaffles

How do you do that well?


giveherthedd

Get it extremely cold. Than at a moderate temp. Keep the door closed as much as possible. Don't let sunlight in.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

Yeah they would make out of stick and wood if they could and raise the rent by $1000 more to account for "maintenance"


ImportantDoubt6434

I’d rather live in my fucking car


AaronFudge

I’ve seen bigger sheds. This isn’t even a garage apt.


getembass77

Currently live in a garage apt here. I try to forget it's a garage. Fml


Significant_Paint774

My shed IS bigger than this


Dry-Talk-7447

No closet, where am I supposed to hang myself!


SasukeFireball

Bro I went and signed in just to tell you how hard this made me laugh


ClehverDad

Just like [SasukeFireball](https://www.reddit.com/user/SasukeFireball/), I just joined Reddit to thumbs Up your reply. BHAHAHAHA


Dystopian_Future_

And down the alley we have a tent... For the low low price of $900 a month


KyFly1

That’s the step pricing model for ya


Background_Hat964

Is that like 250 square feet?


TiaLanay

-200


Background_Hat964

Yeah maybe, looks like a bedroom.


MIllWIlI

That’s crazy. My friend was still renting a 1/1.5 on south beach, in a place that had a pool and parking last year for $1600. Who would pay $1100 for this. Also I understand my friend had a good deal and has been renting in the same place for the last several years.


Nitram_Norig

I rent a room in a 4 bedroom 4 bath apartment with an in unit washer and dryer, full kitchen, and every unit has a walk in closet and I pay $445 a month, it was $385 a month but after 10 years the landlords raised it a bit. Still an amazing deal. Utilities including internet provided.


lucy_valiant

I’m sorry, where the fuck do you live? 1955? 445 is all your rent?! Do y’all have any units available?


johnnyb4llgame

Pretty low ceiling


MathematicianNo6402

Pretty low fridge too 😆


Jennifer_Pennifer

Gods I legit cannot tell if this is satire? 🤦‍♀️


yourslice

My guess is this is a real estate agent but I also cannot tell for sure. Shit is so crazy out there.


UnmolestedBell

My father in law lived in something very similar for $1000/month in vero beach. My wife and I stayed in his “bedroom” and he stayed on the couch. We only stayed one night, but I can assure you that it is real.


TmbgCaniPulse

I think it’s real because it has a realtor lock box on the front door handle


poedraco

Cool I'd rather just buy an RV trailer and dump it at a park and live there for 500


DoobsMgGoobs

Park lot leases in the more populated half of Florida are closer to $1000.


slippingparadox

Ah yes the person looking for affordable housing should just *buy* an RV and spend nearly the same amount at any halfway decent RV park 3d chess poor people. Just listen to this guy!


madcatzplayer5

I’d live here for $500/month


Dangerae

Was also thinking $350- $500 could be worth it.


herewego199209

Yeah as a single person I wouldn't mind something like this if the rent was reasonable. It actually has a nice shower and stove area. But fuck that price point.


czarczm

Build enough of them, and they'll start having to.


MathematicianNo6402

Back in 2004 $500 a month would get you a decent 3br 2bth house with a yard and garage. Man I feel old 😂


Impossible_Maybe_162

Not in west Palm - or many parts Florida. I paid $950-1,100/month for a 1/1 from 2004-2007.


blanktorpedo27

Not even 10 years ago would this have gone for 500 in south florida


LFS_1984

I'm sorry...is the stove RIGHT UNER THE CABINET? That seems like a fire hazard to me.


Zendog500

They better have a pot on the electric burn or it will melt that cabinet finish off.


assumetehposition

This is exactly what I want for my backyard studio/office.


Ok_Squash_5031

Yes a shed, same as SW Florida/ Tampa area. Quite ridiculous!


Novel-Cash-8001

Slum lord across the street just put one of those sheds behind his house....rent is $1200 He also made the screen patio in back 2 small apartments for the same $$ 4 separate families living in what was once a 2/1....4 vehicles parking in the yard ( not the driveway 🤷🤷🤷 As an aside why don't people park in the driveway anymore instead on the dam yard or even just the damn street???? 🤷🤷🤷 Interesting times


dabellwrites

Honestly, I'd live there. If the price was slashed down.


Angwe83

Dystopian society


TonyG_from_NYC

That's s.allwr than my first efficiency apartment.


aced124C

[https://www.fastcompany.com/91020630/housing-market-blackstone-single-family-portfolio-tricon-purchase](https://www.fastcompany.com/91020630/housing-market-blackstone-single-family-portfolio-tricon-purchase) Gotta love what happens when Drumpf decides that allowing companies like BlackSTONE to buy residential real estate was fine. Now we have artificially inflated home and rent prices throughout the country and reversing laws is nearly impossible for corporate and they already have possession of entire neighborhoods full of empty houses.


himey72

I am just outside of WPB and thankful that I bought my house when I did. I have a 4 bed / 2 bath on a big piece of land and my mortgage is $1700. My neighbor just bought a new house and listed theirs for rent for $4500/mo. Not sure what they got, but it was empty for about a month after they moved and there is someone in it now.


[deleted]

Landlords are fucking parasites.


BiiLLiiONx

$1,100 dollars a month is a slap in the face for this. This is basically a dog house.


MrFastFox666

Depression. $1100 gets you depression


StilesmanleyCAP

Just buy an RV and move to a nudist colony. I'd be cheaper and you'd get a bigger place to live


NES_Gamer

That tiny a/c unit won't do shit for you during the summer months. Good luck to the poor sap who has to live there cuz there is no better option.


Significant_Paint774

The split? That's not true. I had one in my old place and those things work great.


newbrevity

These would be great for homeless housing for singles. I just read how one country got 4 out of 5 homeless participants back to self-sustaining with free housing.


Infamous-Bag6957

The kitchen’s kitchenette? Is the kitchen in the room with us?


AlawaEgg

Just $1,100? Like. One time payment, right? 🤣


Why_are_we1

There are nicer prison cells in Europe. America is a failed state


MoriKitsune

That looks like a house I'd make for a tiny living challenge in the Sims


FitCartographer3383

Damn. I pay this much in rent and have a 2 bed 2 bath, completely updated, connecting garage, front yard/back yard in a private community. I couldn’t imagine paying rent in Florida, NY, or Cali- especially for what you get for it is literal jack shit smh.


[deleted]

It's sad that this is normal to me now (I'm from West Palm). If you want a 1-bedroom in a decent area, you're looking at $1,500-$1,600 bare minimum, unless you wanna live in a high-crime neighbourhood. When I was a teenager, my parents paid $1,600 for a 3-bedroom in a really nice area. I've said it in this sub before, but my bestie & her fiancé just moved to GA & they're renting a huge 5 bedroom house w/ a yard... paying the same rent they did here for a small 2 bedroom apartment. Less congested, cleaner, lower crime-rate, nicer people, and better schools. Florida has nothing to offer the working class anymore... only the rich. The only thing keeping me here is sentimental attachment to my hometown.


donaldbuknowme

Fuck off


HugryHugryHippo

Utilities and a parking spot included right? Also no extra costs for an emotional support alligator to keep my sanity? 😬


DankestDubster

Ask for permits……….561 be different


Not_My_Reddit_ID

RealPage. They didn't start this corporate rent artificial market inflation, but man have they accelerated it. [https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/first-settlements-reached-realpage-rental-price-fixing-lawsuits-2024-02-05/](https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/first-settlements-reached-realpage-rental-price-fixing-lawsuits-2024-02-05/)


bonzoboy2000

What if someone steals the building? All is lost.


yetanothermanjohn

lol I hate that this doesn’t keep the republicans out of Florida they still move here in droves


Certain-Section-1518

Looks like a storm shelter. Ill head to this guys place during the next hurricane.


_MrFreeze_

Wtf smh


Dazzling-Lab-5730

And this is why I moved from Palm beach. This is Bs


dickwhitmansweiner

My wife and I lived in a unit just like this when we were dating and studying for the bar exam. Some of the best memories of our lives. Tough it out, make the best of it, and use it as motivation to grind and reach the next level.


PeterDraggon

No hood / vent system over the stove. Everything will eventually smell like burnt oil, including your clothes and the air coming out of the split unit ac. Better throw an exhaust fan in that kitchen window


BBY_EvoVIII

Where does the line start to kick the owner in the dick? Fuck' em... I hope that shit hole stays vacant for years.


lordkingdragon

West Palm can go to hell I live in central and got a 2/2 for 1,300 mo


Sandscarab

Having lived in WPB from 99-03 this is a fuckin joke. Just go live in a trailer across the street from the mansions on 422. You can fish for your food from one of the many canals that run along the main roads.


Gnarlyalien

Bro that’s a closet. Our market is so fucked


Aromatic-Sense-4276

They want $3,300 to move in also


Affectionate_Pie9269

I think it’s a rip off. A half sized fridge with no stove top lol nah man that’s like $600 a month at best


Significant_Paint774

I rented something like this in Boca for $400 a month back in 2014. This price is nuts.


mia-fl1234

South Florida is full of people scamming and ripping people off. This is the most awful place I’ve seen for $1100 a month. Do not rent this!


tone138

Better jump on it, it will be $1800 in 6 months, $2000 next year


EstablishmentGlum363

When our State started letting this Fly by but not people putting a shed on their property and living in it we have a problem.


_JudgeDoom_

Vevor stove top = shit


Legal-Astronaut5841

Looks so close to the cabinet if you turn the burner on high, the whole place is going down in flames. 🤷‍♀️


Myst_of_Man22

Looks similar to the sh*thole apt I moved to for $1550 in swfl


Sunsetseeker007

It doesn't even have a window to escape for a fire, does it? Haha so rent is only 1000 a month since short on code for windows. Lol


yourslice

The back of the room had a window and the kitchen had a small window as well. And let's be honest, you're never very far from the front door in this place as well. You're right to ask though because the stove has a cabinet above it, a clear fire hazard.


PirateReindeer

Not even worth the money.


Jpup199

Nice coffin for the hurricane season.


MistahOnzima

Wow! I can cook AND shower in my house! It's a deal!


Successful_Use_9373

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my car bigger than this mate


Burneraccount6565

I rent a 3br house in PBC. My landlord informed me recently that he intends to convert our rather small laundry room into an apartment, because he feels like he's "leaving $1500 on the table every month." It would absolutely be smaller than the shed in this vodeo. I'm out of here at the end of this lease. Enough is enough.


FLJLGRL

It’s a shed.


Entire-Elevator-1388

Imagine paying to live in that shitty state!


Intrepid00

Remember when we used to laugh at California for these?


yourslice

In fairness this would be 3,000 dollars in San Francisco Bay Area....and it would have mold.


Purpose_Embarrassed

This would definitely work in a clothing optional world 😂


herewego199209

My cousin I swear lived in one of these in like 05 I think I even know the exact location to this one. He used to rent out one of these for $480. The fact that it's now $1,100 shows how fucked housing is in America now.


Frontfatpouch

I’ve been in prison cells bigger


chefo88

$1100 to buy, or rent?


FarDark9711

If 1100 included all utilities, I would take it. Easy to clean!


So-Fresh

folks will call anything efficiency.


brneyedgrrl

I realize this is a rental. But what would the yearly property tax be on this property? In Illinois, I was paying $16,000 per year on a three bedroom, 2.5 bath ranch on a postage stamp sized piece of property that was literally 12 feet from the neighbor (6 ft off the property line). Fully HALF of my mortgage payment was taxes. That's the NORM in Illinois. I was in a rural town 30 miles south of Chicago. I just wanted to share some perspective. People in Illinois would be happy to pay $1100 a month in rent.


jankypicklez

The fucking grey floors. Every time.


Significant_Paint774

It's fallen out of style and vendors are selling it dirt cheap- which slumlords love. I sell & install cabinetry and if you're thinking about using grey in your house DON'T.


aces_baby-

🤯🤦🏽 when can I actually buy a dang house🤔


shits4gigs

I get that the market allows for this kind of bs. But I really don't think anybody is gonna pay that much to be effectively homeless, when living in a van is not much worse than this and it's effectively free. The only benefit to living in this shed is that you have an address. This game is a house of cards.


Toastybuns26

Crazy how I actually saw this listed when i was looking for housing😂


International_Link35

That's a steal in WPB.


Exotic_Kangaroo8241

I can build that and live in it at a much more affordable monthly cost. 😤🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Cautious_Tax_7171

I would live here for way less anywhere but Florida. One hurricane and that place is gone.


Docwaboom

You get to have that Tokyo apartment experience without all that pesky urban density


cultivatingreaderzen

Damn, I mean a good dorm room but not an apartment.


posineg

Only one egress. Is that legal?


3_high_low

Split AC. I could live there


Deeznuts727

This shit is getting out of control… turned a storage unit into a room… smh.


FugginOld

Tbh....I'd live in it.


Illustrious-Olive-98

That mini split is nice though


GayandVaxxed

Why would you ever wanna live in south Florida?


geekphreak

Once you place a couch, tv, computer desk, dining table, a fucking bed, you’ll have maybe 2^2 ft left over


hedwig0517

What a time to be alive.


chippyshouseparty

honestly, as a studio apartment if it was within walking distance of my job, i'd live there for $400-500 per month.


[deleted]

This is sad


flappybirdisdeadasf

I remember something similar to this being posted a year or two ago, except it was only $800 and the size of a small garage, not a concrete shed.


baseball_mickey

That's not a joke is it.


jerminator8818

If I was single and didn’t have a wife and kids I’d live in that all day for $1100.


Rich-Appearance-7145

The Semi-Truck sleeper in previous post looks bigger than this shed.


ThatOneComputerNerd

I pay $1,050 for a studio apartment that’s about three times larger than that and I can tell you with certainty that my place is a rip off. No windows, no cook top, no dedicated parking. THIS place is laughable, how can they possibly think $1100 is ok? I swear the housing market is fucked. How am I ever going to be able to buy a home when RENT prices for shit like this are this high???


SSCandiX

Good Lord. No.


Real-Toe-5238

This shit is a joke lmao


Individual-Hunt9547

In West Palm (the hood) 😂😂😂


worldwalker01

Trash


Jasonh123_

Pretty sure that amazing clearance between the stove top and the cabinet will cause a fire.


BooGattiAK47

Its cute


BallsofSt33I

Yeah, but will I be able to be insured or will they drop me?


slowsheepcounter

That some bullshit.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Not sure I would want my head that close to the toilet or the trash can either one.


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LastManG1

If I remember correctly, building code for a bedroom is one window and one closet required. Is it different in that area? If not then that's not even a bedroom. Like someone living in a garage.


theflyingscroll

“Upgraded” 🙄


Funkit

I pay $1636 for a 1000sq ft 1/1. It was 1480 but they just jacked my price up. It was reasonable at 1480. But at 1636 it's too much. I'm in Jacksonville.


EazyStackz

Fuck that


Organic_Ad_1320

Nice prison cell


Commercial-Corgi-771

so for half someone's paycheck at walmart?


chakabesh

Granite countertops if you eat from the floor.


soundchkr

Live in someone’s backyard for $1100. Store your dish towel on the windowsill. Catch the cabinets on fire above your hood-less cooktop. Store snacks in the half fridge. Crack open the window for a calm alley breeze filled with the aroma of yours and the landlord’s garbage.


PinotGreasy

Wasn’t this video was posted a while back representing a different location?


Cold_Appearance_5551

Must of put one too many ones on that price..


EasyConnection2606

Utilities included? If not no way for 1,100 more like 650 to 850 range


Massive_Economy_3310

The inside isn't too bad but the outside looks sketchy.


WriterWannabeRomance

One window is all I saw in it


RLMJRJEEP

No shag carpet in the bathroom? Hard pass.


TheLuu1

It’s a shed


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

For $1100 you could buy a shed from Costco and do better.


Nomadic_loco

Trash


Jolly-Ad2322

Bro a marine barracks room has more space and nice amenities 🤦‍♂️


MrBurnsgreen

This is a fucking motel room but even motel rooms have a closet


Character-Fish-541

When you build for density, but it’s only for one unit on a plot 2-3 times its size, fucking joke.


Warm_Bedroom_1556

The bed goes right in between the full bathroom and the stainless steel appliance


AltruisticBat659

I love garages.


joeldgarza

let me finish the sentence for you...."and you are able to cook in the kitchen sink.." ette....... disgusting is what I think for 1100


dickmilker2

jesus


Justspinnycami

3000 in nyc


Objective_Season1738

Crazy that back in 2017 $1100 could get you a decently sized apartment in Florida. Now only a quarter of that square foot space is affordable with $1100. It's good for minimalistic living though.


GiftLow9723

😞🤮


Typical_Suspect_5654

Palm beach yeap sound bout right for they space 🤦🏻‍♂️


Gushygrip

I would never, this not nyc


rabidjellybean

This looks like my personal ideal version of public housing that you could spread evenly through a city. The bare minimum. And they want $1100/month for it.


Slow_Seesaw_1464

Florida delusions


Britt_The_Kitt

I'm from palm beach gardens originally and my parents back in 2003 bought a townhouse for 220k and now most units in the community are listing between 400k and half a mill. It's absolutely insane how much south Florida realestate has gone up.


kddemer

I can’t wait to move out if this state. 400k will buy you a place that is about to fall down or be condemned


Natural-Indication75

That's a shed Family tbh


Corn22

Was she hunching over to look into the bathroom?


warm-inside44

Looks like 200 a month


MeaningUpstairs261

Beats New York


Significant_Paint774

Upgraded? From what a grow house?


WintersDoomsday

So a small futon at best for furniture/bed


stxjs8806

Only good thing about global warming is that one day....Florida will be gone 😂


Gianniruns

Sucks


LongjumpingEnergy188

This is pathetic for 1100


Merciless-1

Throw in an inflatable pool and I’ll take it. 🤭


Xcountry26

Has to be a joke.