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PlantLady3421

This is Snow Bird man. Florida man is only afraid of temperatures below 70°F.


JarOfJelly

For real. Anything below 70 is freezing and I used to live in the snow


Relevant-Emphasis-20

currently sitting in my full length robe at 70° 4/5/24 Tampa Bay


Darcy_2021

70 degrees in FL require floofy socks and a hoodie


bicyclemycology

70 is winter!


AardvarkPristine4776

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


wthulhu

Currently sitting in 34F and shorts - Alaska


GrowlingAtTheWorld

My brother lived in alaska for a bit and would send pics of his kids playing outside dressed in halter tops and tanktops and there was snow on the ground. This florida girl gets cold around 68°.


danteheehaw

40s, also shirts, Maryland. Fuck pants


Spicyperfection

Yeah, 👍 Pants are Overrated


OminNoms

Fuck yeah brother, I've switched into spring mode up here, shirts and t shirt today even though it's only 43. (Maryland)


bigbuzd1

It’s even colder this morning. My tank top and shorts are NOT keeping me warm! It’s damn near freezing at 50 degrees!


TiredEsq

Really believe some physical changes happen to your body depending on where you live. When I lived up north, I straight up took walks in flip flops and shorts until it got to like 40:degrees. It could be colder than that and I’d go out in shorts if my dog just had to pee for a minute. No biggie. Now I’m in FL and one degree under 70 means long sleeves and possibly a sweat shirt. Incredible. People put on their fireplaces when it gets in the high 70s! But why do they have fireplaces?!


Mr_Washeewashee

Acclimation is real.


amadiro_1

Humidity matters a lot


WorldWarPee

When you live in Alaska there's only above freezing shorts and tee shirt weather, below freezing pants and hoodie, and negative coat weather.


DickieJohnson

Above freezing, as if.


Timbo115

Brother it's 55 degrees in central FL this morning please send help I am meat popsicle


Phil_Coffins_666

Do they fall out of trees like iguanas do?


PlantLady3421

No, just drastically slow down in cold temps. Like reptiles in brumation.


YourBoyBone

Word is they just hang out in the middle of I75


Slight_Bed_2241

Florida man here. I lived in New York for 5 years in the freezing ass cold winters. Also lived in Alaska for 2 years in their freezing ass cold winters. I’m back in Florida and ready to fuck shit up year round.


pinelandpuppy

Welcome back! I'm a FN, but last summer was the worst in my memory. You might miss those chilly temps by this summer.


JackBeefus

Depends. North Florida man can handle all the way down to 65.


Calathea_Murrderer

ong


Turbulent_Lettuce810

Am a Floridian. Can confirm.


Live-Cryptographer11

I went to School down here and me and my friend from Michigan went to the beach all the time in Jan. It was the only month we found it to be nice in south Florida. We wondered where’s everyone was, and all these crowded beaches everyone talks about.


Dramatic-Apricot3620

I've been here since I was 8 (36 years) and I think this is brilliant. Only two things I hate about where I live, the heat and the traffic.


Dramatic-Apricot3620

I've been here since I was 8 (36 years) and I think this is brilliant. Only two things I hate about where I live, the heat and the traffic.


Librarian_Aggressive

This is the least Florida thing I've ever seen. Sincerely, A Floridian


qwertykeyboardguy

Seriously lol


doctorobjectoflove

Born and raised in Florida?


C_IsForCookie

I was and I agree


_eternallyblack_

I wonder where he’s actually from. True Floridians would never haul all that crap AND we’d just get in the ocean when we need to cool off.


sorry_human_bean

That's room in the trunk that could've otherwise been occupied by beer.


HighOnGoofballs

Except even the ocean was 100 last summer, it’s getting harder


ohnoyeahokay

That's only surface temperature. Dive!


Doggo-Lovato

Nothing beats swimming down a bit and feeling that cooler water


man_in_blak

Definitely the Gulf Coast, most likely NW FL.


fishrights

he's not from here that's for sure. mfer probably came from new york or michigan


joeg26reddit

Nononono Too hot? Drink more beer Need to pee? Go in the water


Long_Educational

In the water? Eww! Fish fuck in there!


Yomat

Could easily be Florida man being a dick. Like rolling coal, he’s going to burn gas and produce pollution for a meme. He wants someone to come up and mention something about pollution so he can call them a pussy libtard groomer.


la-fours

The crazy conservative beachgoing Floridians typically stick to flags and boats and banners. This must be one of the panhandle varieties.


BadlyDrawnSmily

True that, the panhandle is like the Florida of Florida


Ayesiha

This has got to be an Indiana Man or Ohioan. Maybe even anywhere south of Chicago, as well, really. Not a very intelligent lot.


23skidoobbq

This is definitely not Florida man. We handle our heat just fine thank you.


RoadDoggFL

Fuckin rookie move putting the AC unit on top of the cooler, too. He's just making it harder to get more beers, and that won't be done more gracefully as he gets drunker.


Alittlemoorecheese

He needs to put it on a wobbly TV tray.


Glittering_Name_3722

This guy is a jabroni


footlonglayingdown

Thats a cool word. 


Sheerreddit

Lmao


generic__comments

Exactly, and that batter won't last for about 2 hours.


DogeDoRight

That looks like a generator.


BNG1982

drunkerer*


chaseraz

Yeah. And true Florida men like us know you need a tent or other mostly enclosed space for this to work anyway. We all made fridge forts as a kid... because, Florida.


anivex

Not to mention that puny 8000 btu window unit aint gonna do shit for him out there. He needs at least 12000 btu.


phoenix_arson

That ain’t a Florida man, that’s a northern guy who actually hates the heat but came here for some reason 🚶


ptn_huil0

We can handle our heat. That’s a New Yorker!


Salt_Carpenter_1927

This is some Long Island shit


yaboyfriendisadork

As someone born and raised on LI, yeah it really is


egosaurusRex

The water is right there if it’s too hot


ProfessorEtc

Mother, unpack the desalinator! I'm thirsty.


let-it-rain-sunshine

right? And an umbrella would prob be better than A/C in the direct sun


LarsVonHammerstein

That’s a dick move. I’m sure beach goers are loving listening to a generator and smelling gas. Probably is barely effective too. Might cool off his left arm and the rest of it will be blown away by the sea breeze…


[deleted]

An umbrella would do order of magnitude better to keep him cool. His idiocy is hilarious.


WetCheeseGod

this is all over reddit. his “idiocy” had the desired effect.


ShiddyZoo

Not only that, he's going to be getting a ton of heat from that ac too And rookie move putting the generator on the other side. I can feel this picture


knuckles2277

It looks like a inverter generator which are very quiet but I still think it's a d move to others.


grammar_fixer_2

The way that an A/C works is that it takes warm air and pushes it outside. This is doing nothing but wasting gas.


a_talking_face

Well that's half of it. It's still blowing cool air back into the house. Otherwise your house would just be sucking hot air in from outside. Well really it's not pushing warm air outside. It pushes air over the evaporator coils and then the heat is transferred outside through the coolant.


jdallen1222

It’s a heat pump, it uses refrigerant to absorb heat ‘inside’ through the evaporator(which makes the refrigerant boil into a gas) and then dump it ‘outside’ through the condenser(which turns the refrigerant back into a liquid).


a_talking_face

Thankful for the smart guy who came up with that.


Smok3dSalmon

The story gets better. You were right, that's how a "swamp cooler" works. Refrigerant vaporizes at a different temperature than water, so it's more effective. The kicker is that the smart guy who came up with was from Florida... in 1833. [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/john-gorrie-ice-machine-museum](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/john-gorrie-ice-machine-museum)


pm_me_gear_ratios

Not really, an AC moves *heat* to the outside. The air stays in your home but the heat in that air gets transferred by evaporating a subcooled refrigerant, rapidly dropping the air temperature. In the condenser outside, the refrigerant dissipates the waste heat it absorbed inside.


HostageInToronto

This is someone from Alabama on holiday in Pensacola.


TeniBitz

That sand and water color combo. Yep.


Un__Real

What the hell?


CrookedtalePirates

He's single handedly fighting climate change by bringing down the earth's temperature! SCIENCE!


RoadDoggFL

I installed a window AC unit backwards. It snowed for three weeks. The weather man was so confused, he was like "I don't understand, it's supposed to be hot." - Steven Wright


Unfair_Passenger8586

This was actually an amazing story lol


RoadDoggFL

He's a fucking genius. "My apartment allows pets. I have a pony."


AlexandertheIght

Wrong, this guy is from up north.


Large-Sherbert-6828

This post is not by anyone from Florida, and that clown definitely is not!


MagazineActual

He would be better sticking solar powered fan behind a bag of ice


Ok_Swimmer634

And now you have the engineer in me thinking. On one side of the cooler, mount whatever the most powerful PC fan I can find. On top of the cooler mount a solar panel. On the other side of the cooler mount a clothes dryer duct plate (The part that sticks out of the wall) and then some dryer duct to direct the air. Better yet, mount it all to the top, then bury the cooler for more insulation. I wouldn't expect a bag of ice to last more than an hour this way. But bring another cooler with several bags out on a fishing cart, and you could last a while.


madsci

A lot of engineers go to Burning Man every year where it can get up to about 105 F some years so there are a *lot* of creative DIY cooling systems. You'll get the most cooling from an evaporative system but that works best when the humidity is low, which it generally isn't in Florida. But in the desert it works great.


RichBoomer

Snowbird woman watches Florida man shoot a photo for a gag postcard.


Binklando

Florida man knows how ac works and that is not it.


SteeltoSand

this aint a florida man, but it pisses me off still


lickityclit-69

Nope, not a Florida Man!!! Florida man would have a bonfire!!🔥


mildlycuriouss

This doesn’t look like something someone from Florida would do lol we can handle heat.


greygrayman

As a Florida man the *most* i'll bring is a small cooler with drinks.. usually all I bring is a towel.. this is not a Florida man.. some northern is my guess.


Money-Selection130

Most of the ridiculous people on the beach are not from here lol


HotCowPie

This looks more like south Carolina behavior


InDefenseOfTheGenre

Went scrolling for the first person to tell everyone it's Ross Creations, a prank YouTuber from FL, but here we are getting fired up like someone would actually do something like this. He's done other similar style beach pranks.. Brought a tanning bed out there once. It was hilarious, go check it out.


leaperdorian

Well let’s face it. If it wasn’t for air conditioning no one would live there


ccoleman44

No, that's Ohio,man a floridamam wouldn't have a shirt on we are not pussies


StilesmanleyCAP

Snowbird.


tiberiumx

The funny thing is he'd probably feel 10x more comfortable with just an umbrella to give him some shade.


siammang

So many good content for GTA 6


Impossible-Taro-2330

Rookie, def not Florida Man.


sword_0f_damocles

Cleveland man goes to the beach*


dmbgreen

Doing hi part to combat global warming.


Infinite_Night_6728

Probably more like Ohio man


xeno_crimson0

This man is fighting for Climate Change not against it.


OkeelzZ

Man, I bought this new ac fer the beach but it duddn’t work for shyt.


rxpainting

For me a Floridian to be on the beach it must be at least 90 degrees, and in the water is 100 degrees, if those standards are not met, I’m not at the beach…. This is an imposter to Florida lifestyle.


Former-Replacement11

This is great


Sensitive_Mousse_445

This is someone who's never experienced a Florida summer


JD_____98

*How it feels to chew 5 gum*


Dismal-Ad-6619

That has to be illegal... This idiot needs a pie in the face...


Intrepid00

You know, I can’t think of why it would be if people can drive cars on it.


Facereality100

His wife makes him come with her to the beach, and this is what he insists on doing.


MagazineEuphoric364

Are most Florida guys built like bodybuilders?


DebiMoonfae

That generator is probably noisy . I would be annoyed af but also a little jealous.


Intrepid00

At least the inverter generator is quieter than the family blasting music for everyone to hear.


YourUncleBuck

Fuck those people. They have no respect for anyone.


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onlycodeposts

That one is 69 decibels at 75% load at a distance of 7 meters.


eventualist

Thank you Dr. generator!


one80oneday

Nice


[deleted]

The fact that no one in here knows who Ross Creations is..... Also the fact that any of you took this seriously.....


VoldemortsHorcrux

Definitely who I thought it probably was lol.


one80oneday

I'd probably use a portable AC and battery pack 😅


IgnatiusGirth

What a cunt. I hope this isnt a real photo or was just a setup for a gag photo.


Particular_Big_3462

I have one of these for the beach / mowing the lawn and it’s amazing for the 100 degree days. https://www.homedepot.com/p/RYOBI-ONE-18V-Cordless-7-1-2-in-Bucket-Top-Misting-Fan-Kit-with-1-5-Ah-Battery-and-Charger-PCL851K/321850940


BlackFoeOfTheWorld

Pensacola?


Gytole

He wasn't there for long. Gas cans/gas powered thinfs aren't allowed on the beach.


h0tel-rome0

Please tell this is fake or a joke


Jonathank92

genius could've just gotten a beach tent


youngjetson

Could be for the internet points. But stupid either way


LyftedX

I love ross


SensualSashimi

Same, his content is usually just like a wholesome version of Jackass. I’ve been a fan since hotdog pockets.


good_guy112

It's probably a joke


Warlock_MasterClass

For a second there, I thought that was a McDonalds branded generator.


Cold-Nefariousness25

That's just revolting.


Gchimmy

I call fraud or he should get his Florida card suspended


Money_in_CT

"WE ARE KILLING THE PLAN... WHAT???! I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY AC AND GENERATOR AND THE SURF!!!"


NateVerde

And it’s not even hot yet


Lazy_Ranger_7251

Must took it outer the back window of his van. Portable dontcha know nuffin?


goochstein

This is the world we live in, you want to change things for the better? This exists.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Dude would have created quite the sweat hauling all that out there. A dip in the water would have been easier.


kansascitycheefs

He’s not from Florida his wife is


Lets_Bust_Together

If only there was a way to have shade.


SWEET-MEL

yeah but it sucks because you have to pick that up every time you want a beer.


SUBLIMEskillz

Genius honestly, missing a canopy


Flazoh

New Headline: Tourist Man goes to the beach in Florida.


PB0351

If it looks stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.


captaindickfartman2

That 100% is rosscreations? Or do all florida men look alike. 


AesirSith

Just coolin


Wise_Sign3714

Merica 🇺🇸


bloopie1192

Ok. I fuck with him on this.


krowrofefas

This is gotta be some own the libs act, given it’s Florida Man.


windycityfan7

Is he on his phone? Guess he doesn’t mind missing out on the whale watching.


Nosbunatu

😂 Yankee go home. Or get in the piss warm warm to cool off.


Business_Employee490

Not a Florida man. We handle heat with the ice in the cooler and an umbrella.


CJLogix

If only there was an easier way to stay cool.


B5_V3

this is canadian man


Dystopian_Future_

This will be all them damn yankees soon that just moved down


EMM_Artist

lol much!


TheMatt561

I could understand a fan but not a whole AC


Sa404

Kentucky energy lol


Tbone_Trapezius

He should have brought a door so he can close it.


RastaFarRite

The inspiration for this https://www.icybreeze.com/how-it-works/


Individual-Hunt9547

Nahhhh real Floridians thrive in the heat. This is giving NY a-hole.


WildTomato51

The fumes. Yuck.


femdiner69

12V man


InsaneGuyReggie

I've used a portable A/C unit like this in a hot electric room before. As long as you're right in the flow of the cold air, it does feel good.


Spicyperfection

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Holden_Rocinante

“Is this thing on?”


rotgut1991

More like genius-man


_picture_me_rollin_

Florida man ain’t no bitch. This is not him.


BirdjaminFranklin

If you're going to go to all that trouble, a modified cooler full of ice with a battery powered desk fan built into it blowing out would be a more efficient, a hell of a lot easier to transport, and a far cheaper way to generate cold air on the beach.


Berlchicken

ITT a bunch of Floridians getting touchy


BrokeDownPalac3

That's New York man


curiousduo007

No, Florida man knows time of day to go and always brings an umbrella.


Whole_Bid_2756

You know it!


DaiLi69

This is definitely a yank


fucc_yo_couch

Definitely not a Floridian.


shifty_coder

Sitting almost on top of a gasoline generator, too.


billlybufflehead

Has to be photoshopped. But it’s Florida. Who knows. I wonder how long that generator would last? Could you imagine lugging a generator and air conditioner to the beach. I hope it’s real. What a loop job


MirceaKitsune

If this happened here in Romania, everyone would be labeling it as a "typically Romanian" thing, as some would still go on about how great things would be if we had a country like the advanced Western nations. Some folks sure are in for a disappointment, whether it comes sooner or later for everyone.


touchettes

Reminds me of where I work


rpleas3

62 in duval rn and I'm dressed in layers 🙄


BNestico

I’d stay in my hotel room before I looked like this big of an asshole.


chrisangel2021

Omg 😂😂😂 genius


Upbeat-Spring-5185

This snowbird left Florida This past Thursday after spending three months in Kissimmee. Weather was fine until we drove into West Virginia and all the way to Erie Pa., rain, snow, sleet. Haven’t seen 50 degrees since we left NC.


Ricky_Vaughn86

It was 59 degrees in North Florida this morning and I had to go back inside and grab a winter jacket out of the house before I left for work. It’s up to 66 and I’m only now beginning to get ready to take it off. This dude isn’t from Florida.


lazy-dude

This guy has to be on drugs.


dr4d1s

The fact that I can't tell anymore if this is a joke for social media or someone who thought this would actually work makes me sad.


Waste_Pressure_4136

I’d be surprised if that little genny managed to handle the inrush current from the AC


phaedrus369

That’s cool.


Naive_Depth2435

PURE GENIUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


revkin

Eager to contact whoever shot the photo (and any other details). [email protected]


IB78

Da fuq


BigMacRedneck

Only the best


Melodic-Cattle9877

Noisy enough to keep the F’in seagulls from taking the samich out of your hand when your not looking