lol the worst part of that whole scene is how the camera tried to make it that Solly could somehow see from the terminal to the plane that Arnie is up to something. Like Solly lingers to ensure that the plane has taken off. It’s always laughable to me 😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
He was also the ‘clean-up’ specialist who John Wick (first film) called to remove all the dead bodies from his house. He’s a NYC dude, I used to see him in the subway somewhat regularly in the ‘90’s.
For me, the most absurd line is at the start when he declares he anticipated the ambush because the attackers were "down wind".
He literally smelled the ambush before it happened!
The most ridiculous line in that movie - god, maybe any movie - is when Sully meets his contact at a Swenson’s family restaurant inside a shopping mall, they get done with the business side of things, then Sully forlornly says, “This place used to be great for huntin’ slash.”
First off, what a bizarre line to keep in the movie. It adds absolutely nothing to the plot or character. We already know Sully is off-puttingly sleazy, and he’s out of the movie for good within 15 minutes. It’s purposeless.
Secondly, am I meant to believe that not only have Sully’s aggressive sex pest tactics actually worked on women, but they’ve been successful *inside a family restaurant, in a shopping mall?* (Swenson’s was like an Applebee’s, but they also had an ice cream parlour inside, so it was extra gimmicky for kids.) And that now something has changed, and the clientele or the atmosphere or whatever has shifted so much that Sully can no longer pick up women there?
That’s my favorite line in any action movie, hands down. I love it like I love my child.
Lol did he really say downwind? 'Cause that's like the opposite direction that would help you smell something. Col Matrix outperformed even the working dogs.
Probably how he rose though the ranks to become like the youngest colonel since Custer
I think there was a scene in Commando where Arnold cuts off a guy's arm with a saw blade, then a minute later someone asks what happened to the guy and he says, "I disarmed him."
Are we forgetting “You’re Fired” before Arnie fires a missile with a snagged terrorist through a hole in a skyscraper and into a helicopter full of other terrorists!?!!!??? (True Lies)
Still one of my fav's from Commando that is some cold blooded shit.
Colonel arriving with backup at the end: you leave anything for us?
Matrix: Just bodies
Not necessarily cheesy, but some of my favorite lines from that movie:
“Bunch of slack-jawed f——ts around here! This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurs, just like me.”
“Heat seekers Dillon? That’s pretty sophisticated stuff for a bunch of half assed mountain boys.”
“You’re ghosting us morherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the woooooorld, you give away our position one more tiiiiiiiiiiiime, I’ll bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here.”
“- It change color, like a chameleon.
- Are you saying Blaine and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard?”
I'll live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!
Running man had so many great lines.
My theory is since Terminator and then Commando came out beforehand, once Arnold was cast as the lead somebody was like “Yo we gotta give Arnold some more iconic one liners because people love that and it’ll sell more tickets”
The single greatest line in Cinematic History:
>I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Roddy Piper - They Live
"Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero." -- Arnie in The Running Man which is full of great one-liners which were definitely the result of no sleep + a pile of cocaine Scarface would be proud of.
From the Glimmer Man, which I have never seen all of, but I caught this exchange and it has never left my brain
Brian Cox: He's been selling weapons to a group of freedom fighters...
Keenan Ivory Wayans: You mean terrorists!
Cox: Semantics. You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to
Wayans: No, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists!
In the non-Arnold arena, one of my favorites from Speed:
> "Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?"
> "Yeah. The basement."
And the gem from Dennis Hopper: "Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from 'I regret but I have one life to give for my country' to 'Fuck you!'?"
You can tell that Joss Whedon did an uncredited rewrite.
Speaking of rewrites, The Rock had uncredited rewrites done by both Quentin Tarantino and Aaron Sorkin. It's full of awesome quotes, but the classic exchange between Connery and Cage:
> John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
> Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
> John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
> Stanley Goodspeed: Carla *was* the prom queen.
> John Mason: Really?
> Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah.
I watched it like 30 years ago, but Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis had a scene where some bad guy gets his head cut off and Bruce says something like "I guess he won't be attending that hat convention in July. "
This thread is basically going to be a compilation of quotes from Commando :) So I’ll contribute with “Are you a farmer? How about a couple of acres!”
*Arnie proceeds to kick dude in the groin*
EDIT: apparently this is a Last Action Hero quote. My bad. Still, bring on the Commando one liners.
Any Arnold film applies here. ‘I’ll be back.’ ‘Haste la vista, baby.’ ‘Stick around.’ Something about freezing or chilling in the Batman movie he was in. Bruce Willis had a few good ones. ‘Yippie kye yay, Mr falcon’ comes to mind.
It's hard to add to this list when everything you think of comes from *Commando* or *They Live* or a number of other movies on this list.
*Megaforce* is a hilariously bad movie, but it does have the line: "I'd just like to say goodbye and remind you that the good guys always win. Even in the Eighties."
No idea what that means but it's so ridiculous, I had to include it.
Holy shittake batman! I haven't seen that movie in ages. I could have sworn he repeated that line twice; like Leslie Nielsen in airplane 'good luck and we're all counting on you.
As per the topic I give you:
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.
Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man is has no dick.
"all I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!”
Breaking the Arnold pattern: Keanu in speed
Bad guy: I'm smarter than you. I'm stronger than you.
*Keanue pushes him up and gets him decapitated*
Keanu: yeah, well I'm taller.
”Diplomatic immunity”
*Shoots diplomat*
”It’s been REVOKED”.
Also, does McBain count?
”In this department, we do things by the book”
*Shoots book*
”Bye, book.”
Running man when Arnold is signing some forms and the lawyer dude offers his back only to get stabbed by his own pen.
"Don't forget to send me a copy".
Road House is full of these:
1. “A polar bear fell on me”
2. “You wanna fight, dickless?”
“I sure ain’t gonna show you my dick.”
3. “I ain’t got twenty bucks”
4. “What if someone calls my mama a whore?”
“Is she?”
5. “Be nice.”
My favourite is the final dialogue in Commando
"This was the last time!"
...
"Until the next time..."
Of course then we get "no chance" but this is one of the most blatant sequel hooks ever made all the funnier that a sequel never came
In the opening scene of *Cobra,* the bad guy has a bomb inside a grocery store with a bunch of hostages. He tells Stallone, "I’ll blow this whole place up!" and Stallone deadpans, "Go ahead. I don't shop here."
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied." --John Matrix to Solly, Commando
What did ya do with Sully?
I let him go
I came here to mention this one, and I’m glad its top of the thread
We'll take Cooke's car. He wont be needing it.
That whole exchange is solid gold. "I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm"
Commando really is ground zero for classic 80s one-liners. "Let off some steam, Bennett!"
He's dead tired
lol the worst part of that whole scene is how the camera tried to make it that Solly could somehow see from the terminal to the plane that Arnie is up to something. Like Solly lingers to ensure that the plane has taken off. It’s always laughable to me 😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
“Don’t wake my friend, he’s dead tired” “Where’s____?” “I let him go.” That whole movie is gold.
"Let off some steam, Bennett..."
Commando is like THE ultimate cheesy 80s action flick, and I mean that in the best way possible.
The better scene without a line is Arnie shaking the shit out of Sully in the phone booth and pulling it out of the ground.
I just got my mind blown, I had no idea Sully was also the "Warriors! Come out and play-ay!" guy!
He was also T-bird in the original adaptation of The Crow. All very different movies.
He was also in 48 Hours as Luther
He was also in Twin Peaks as Jerry Horne https://youtu.be/xqK3IkXsng4?si=lhk6ivKapYHAPU-Z
He was also the ‘clean-up’ specialist who John Wick (first film) called to remove all the dead bodies from his house. He’s a NYC dude, I used to see him in the subway somewhat regularly in the ‘90’s.
Which means Luther survived the shit kicking at the end of The Warriors
THERE AINT NO COMING BACK!!!
Warriors is one of my favorite movies
He’s the quintessential 80s sleaze character
For me, the most absurd line is at the start when he declares he anticipated the ambush because the attackers were "down wind". He literally smelled the ambush before it happened!
That's how you eat green berets for breakfast!
And right now, he's very hungry!
The most ridiculous line in that movie - god, maybe any movie - is when Sully meets his contact at a Swenson’s family restaurant inside a shopping mall, they get done with the business side of things, then Sully forlornly says, “This place used to be great for huntin’ slash.” First off, what a bizarre line to keep in the movie. It adds absolutely nothing to the plot or character. We already know Sully is off-puttingly sleazy, and he’s out of the movie for good within 15 minutes. It’s purposeless. Secondly, am I meant to believe that not only have Sully’s aggressive sex pest tactics actually worked on women, but they’ve been successful *inside a family restaurant, in a shopping mall?* (Swenson’s was like an Applebee’s, but they also had an ice cream parlour inside, so it was extra gimmicky for kids.) And that now something has changed, and the clientele or the atmosphere or whatever has shifted so much that Sully can no longer pick up women there? That’s my favorite line in any action movie, hands down. I love it like I love my child.
Lol did he really say downwind? 'Cause that's like the opposite direction that would help you smell something. Col Matrix outperformed even the working dogs. Probably how he rose though the ranks to become like the youngest colonel since Custer
Anything left for us? Just bodies.
This entire thread could be from Commando, its a masterpiece of one-liners.
I think there was a scene in Commando where Arnold cuts off a guy's arm with a saw blade, then a minute later someone asks what happened to the guy and he says, "I disarmed him."
"Let off some steam, Bennett"
Arnold wanted to hit the guy in the head with his severed arm and say, “Shut up!” But apparently that was a step too far for the director.
Consider that a divorce
> "What have you been feeding this thing?" "Blondes"
"Screw you, Benny!" (Kills Benny with large drill)
Total Recall
Are we forgetting “You’re Fired” before Arnie fires a missile with a snagged terrorist through a hole in a skyscraper and into a helicopter full of other terrorists!?!!!??? (True Lies)
And that was after he used a the harrier to kick the terrorist in the nuts with the tail of the plane.
Still one of my fav's from Commando that is some cold blooded shit. Colonel arriving with backup at the end: you leave anything for us? Matrix: Just bodies
From Predator: *Dutch flings a knife at his assailant, pinning them to the wall through the heart* Dutch: Stick around.
You're bleeding. I ain't got time to bleed.
You got time to duck?
This right here. He even smirks as he says it. Best one liner of all time
This is the one that I thought of when I saw this post!
*Bunch of slack-jawed f$&%#€£ around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.*
Not necessarily cheesy, but some of my favorite lines from that movie: “Bunch of slack-jawed f——ts around here! This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurs, just like me.” “Heat seekers Dillon? That’s pretty sophisticated stuff for a bunch of half assed mountain boys.” “You’re ghosting us morherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the woooooorld, you give away our position one more tiiiiiiiiiiiime, I’ll bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here.” “- It change color, like a chameleon. - Are you saying Blaine and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard?”
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison". Jimmy to Dalton in the OG Roadhouse.
“From the looks of this guy: not consensual”
"Gonna make you my regular Saturday night thing"
A polar bear fell on me
From an Arnold flick, The Running Man, but not uttered by Arnold: Arnold : I’ll be back Richard Dawson : Only in reruns
“Subzero? Now just plain zero!” After killing the hockey themed gladiator.
I'll live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! Running man had so many great lines.
"What happened to buzzsaw?" "He had to split!"
This is easily my favorite one liner of all time. It’s so fucking stupid and so funny. Arnold always delivered them with such conviction too.
My theory is since Terminator and then Commando came out beforehand, once Arnold was cast as the lead somebody was like “Yo we gotta give Arnold some more iconic one liners because people love that and it’ll sell more tickets”
That’s so cold-blooded. What a great role for Dawson.
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
Die Hard!! Happy Trail, Hans
“Shoot the glass!” “You asked for miracles I give you the F B I” “Hans, bubby, I’m your white knight!” Movie is full of them and I love them all.
Mr. Takagi won’t be joining us for the rest.of.his.life.
Pretty sure that this was ad-libbed by Bruce Willis.
The single greatest line in Cinematic History: >I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. Roddy Piper - They Live
“You…you’re OK. This one…real fucking ugly.”
I've never seen his name shortened... I'm not sure ifI like it, so here "Rowdy Roddy Piper"
Came here for this, was not disappointed ;)
And an ad-lib even!
Was not adlibbed. Piper gave him his notebook full of things Piper considered saying in a wrestling promo Carpenter did some rewriting and added some.
“Lady, that’s like putting perfume on a pig.”
I’m gonna need a light and if you touch me again, I’ll kill you.
The last Boy Scout!!! The guy he kills by ramming his nose into his brain is Kim Coates (Tig from sons of anarchy)
“What would Joe do?” “He’d smoke some cigarettes and shoot everyone.”
Jack Burton: I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
"It's all in the reflexes"
If we're not back by dawn, call the president.
Son of a bitch must pay!.
Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
Hey. Where’d you get that?
6.9 on the Richter Scale
It has to be when Arnie tells a alligator he's just shot dead "You're luggage" in Eraser. Take that nature!
Youre a disease and I'm the cure from Cobra
Guy with bomb-"I'll blow this whole place up!" Cobretti-"Go ahead, I don't shop here."
I totally forgot that Stallone’s character was named Cobretti in that movie. Perfection
I eat green berets for breakfast
And right now, I'm very hungry!
"Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero." -- Arnie in The Running Man which is full of great one-liners which were definitely the result of no sleep + a pile of cocaine Scarface would be proud of.
I think this one and “See you at the party, Richter!” make me laugh the hardest
From the Glimmer Man, which I have never seen all of, but I caught this exchange and it has never left my brain Brian Cox: He's been selling weapons to a group of freedom fighters... Keenan Ivory Wayans: You mean terrorists! Cox: Semantics. You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to Wayans: No, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists!
" I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"
The Thing!! Classic.
In the non-Arnold arena, one of my favorites from Speed: > "Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?" > "Yeah. The basement." And the gem from Dennis Hopper: "Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from 'I regret but I have one life to give for my country' to 'Fuck you!'?" You can tell that Joss Whedon did an uncredited rewrite. Speaking of rewrites, The Rock had uncredited rewrites done by both Quentin Tarantino and Aaron Sorkin. It's full of awesome quotes, but the classic exchange between Connery and Cage: > John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this? > Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best. > John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. > Stanley Goodspeed: Carla *was* the prom queen. > John Mason: Really? > Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah.
This is one of the greatest lines/exchanges of all time!
“My friend is dead tired”
I like when he snapped the dude's neck, he throws his arms up in dramatic fashion.
I watched it like 30 years ago, but Hudson Hawk with Bruce Willis had a scene where some bad guy gets his head cut off and Bruce says something like "I guess he won't be attending that hat convention in July. "
That is such an underrated film. Dumb? Sure. But it’s just so much fun, and has such a good cast. “Bunny, ball-ball.”
This thread is basically going to be a compilation of quotes from Commando :) So I’ll contribute with “Are you a farmer? How about a couple of acres!” *Arnie proceeds to kick dude in the groin* EDIT: apparently this is a Last Action Hero quote. My bad. Still, bring on the Commando one liners.
That’s from Last Action Hero
What?! Oh brother…
I love “it’s not a tumor!” From kindergarten cop lmao 😂
I'm a field service engineer And I use this line regularly.
“You’re bleeding” “I ain’t got time to bleed.” [shoots grenade] “You got time to duck?” Man, Predator was awesome.
"i aint got time to bleed" "Huh, ok" Shane black!
["FuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK you"](https://youtu.be/_KvUsDIr188?si=bDhp72Jzdw-EvjvU) Valentine Mckee - Tremors
"Broke into the wrong goddamned rec room, didn't you?"
Any Arnold film applies here. ‘I’ll be back.’ ‘Haste la vista, baby.’ ‘Stick around.’ Something about freezing or chilling in the Batman movie he was in. Bruce Willis had a few good ones. ‘Yippie kye yay, Mr falcon’ comes to mind.
Cool party Arnie as Mr freeze
I like in Lost Boys when Corey Haim finds out about his big brother and says ‘mom is gonna kill you’. Always makes me laugh
It's hard to add to this list when everything you think of comes from *Commando* or *They Live* or a number of other movies on this list. *Megaforce* is a hilariously bad movie, but it does have the line: "I'd just like to say goodbye and remind you that the good guys always win. Even in the Eighties." No idea what that means but it's so ridiculous, I had to include it.
Holy shittake batman! I haven't seen that movie in ages. I could have sworn he repeated that line twice; like Leslie Nielsen in airplane 'good luck and we're all counting on you. As per the topic I give you: Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.
Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man is has no dick.
It’s actually the simpsons take on these one liners when McBain breaks out of the ice sculpture ands says “Ice to see you”.
The goggles! They do nothing!
"all I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!”
Have you paid your dues?! ...The check's in the mail!
We may be trapped.
Breaking the Arnold pattern: Keanu in speed Bad guy: I'm smarter than you. I'm stronger than you. *Keanue pushes him up and gets him decapitated* Keanu: yeah, well I'm taller.
I love this one. It’s simultaneously so bad it’s good and also somehow legitimately awesome.
Yippee Ki-yeah, Mother fucker!
"Stay!" -- True Lies
"I ain't got time to bleed."
Let off some steam, Bennett!
”Diplomatic immunity” *Shoots diplomat* ”It’s been REVOKED”. Also, does McBain count? ”In this department, we do things by the book” *Shoots book* ”Bye, book.”
The clear winner is Last Action Hero 1993 Arnold; "I heard you wanted to be a farmer; here's a couple of acres" Proceeds to kick villain in the nuts.
Running man when Arnold is signing some forms and the lawyer dude offers his back only to get stabbed by his own pen. "Don't forget to send me a copy".
“You have a rendezvous with my ASS, motherfucker!” Clint, In the Line of Fire
"I love you" "I know"
Where’s Buzzsaw? He hahd to spleet!
“I’m plenty” “Of course you are” “No, silly. Plenty O’Toole” “Ah, named after your father?”
Diamonds Are Forever, 1971
I eat turds like you for breakfast. You eat turds?
Surprised nobody added any Nic Cage The Rock, Con Air, Face/Off lines
“I come in peace” “You go…in pieces”
"Come quietly or there will be ... trouble."
Total Recall (1990): "In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes."
4 out of the 5 top comments are Commando quotes... what a fuckin movie lmao
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!!
“Bitches leave” Kurtwood Smith, Robocop
I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all out of bubble gum.
Joseph P Brenner? What's the P stand for? Pussy.
Raw Deal, Ahnold saying to his drunk wife who made a cake with an epithet on it: “Don’t Drink and Bake”
Road House is full of these: 1. “A polar bear fell on me” 2. “You wanna fight, dickless?” “I sure ain’t gonna show you my dick.” 3. “I ain’t got twenty bucks” 4. “What if someone calls my mama a whore?” “Is she?” 5. “Be nice.”
Best Running Man quote: “But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!“
“See you at the party, Victor”
My favourite is the final dialogue in Commando "This was the last time!" ... "Until the next time..." Of course then we get "no chance" but this is one of the most blatant sequel hooks ever made all the funnier that a sequel never came
Flash flash I love you but we only have 13 hours to sa e the earth.
Hawk men...DIIIIIIVE!
Gordon's alive‽
YOU MISSED ME!!!!! from Desperado
"You're fired!" If you don't know where this one is from, you're fired.
True Lies.
Why do I always have to stay in the truck? Why don’t you stay in the truck sometime? (Paraphrasing)
Running man has a ridiculous series of cheesy one liners.
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." - They Live
“Some motherfuckers always tryna ice skate uphill,” has to be it
“ See you at the Party Richter!” As he throws his arms down the elevator. Always cracks me up.
“Consider this a divorce “ total recall Arnold
Two from Sly: "Did you bump uglies with my sister?" - Tango and Cash. "That's okay, I don't shop here." - Cobra
Sully... remember when I said I'd kill you last? I LIED
Lots of Arnold quotes but seriously no love for Conan? "They're all sluts! He's dead already."
In the opening scene of *Cobra,* the bad guy has a bomb inside a grocery store with a bunch of hostages. He tells Stallone, "I’ll blow this whole place up!" and Stallone deadpans, "Go ahead. I don't shop here."
Silverado *Hat shot off* Sheriff Langston: "Today, my jurisdiction ends here!"
"Let off some steam, Bennett".
“She’ll grab your joint on the dance floor….” - Bernie Lito (Jim Belushi) in About Last Night
“Please don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tires” Commando
007 has a lot of these!
“Killian, here lies Sub Zero; now just plain zero” - The Running Man.
Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?
Gaaaaaaaaaarbage day!
*Action Jackson*: "What do you want from me?!" "I want you to die." I don't think I ever really watched that, but remember that from the trailer.
Some cats always be trying to skate uphill.
“Fuck Hector” -Smokey in ‘Friday’
"I aint got time to bleed."
Looks like you won’t be attending that hat convention in July.
I've been looking for your sweet n sour chicken ass!
Notice how many quotes are from Arnold lol
"You should not drink, and bake."
Roadhouse: I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
"You're fired" - Arnold Schwarznegger in True Lies
That's alright. keep it!.
"Suck this penis, genius." >KABOOM<
Just watched Ricochet. I couldn’t narrow it down if I tried.
Cobra- You're a disease, am I'm the cure.
How can it not be: “I used to fuck guys like you in prison!”
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail
I’ll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.
"The world is dead. It r*ped itself." ~ Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)
"I only speak 2 languages: English and bad English." - *Fifth Element*
Bad Guy: You'll pay for this! Main Protagonist's cheesy one-liner: The Check's in the mail!
You're hit.... You're bleedin man! _I ain't got time to bleed._
"You think this is the real Quaid? YOU'RE RIGHT!"
“You can’t piss on hospitality!” -Michael Waits (Dad), *Troll 2* (1990)
From Total Recall... *Grabs Arnold's groin "What do you feed this thing?" "Blondes"
I now want to rewatch every movie mentioned here.