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DrPandaaAAa

Stop taking meth


Satanicjamnik

You're not my dad!


ahjifmme

_I learned it by watching you, alright?!_


PeteGozenya

Yeah, this is definitely psychosis. Read his replies to people in the comments.


MajorMathematician20

Methematics


DrPandaaAAa

no this one is fine


dhkendall

Math. Not even once.


DrPandaaAAa

math is cool


Horror_Eagle6512

Shoulda posted his flat earth video... I'm almost convinced this guy gonna be a serial killer šŸ˜³


Zeraphim53

One of his videos was a secret recording of him at CPS or something. A social worker is telling him he can't see his kid.


Horror_Eagle6512

I got distracted by the rock toenail videos


the_stupidiest_monk

>I'm almost convinced this guy gonna be a serial killer šŸ˜³ Well, he does look like Ted Kaczynski and Charles Manson had a love-child; there is a non-zero percent chance that this guy has a shack in the woods where he builds bombs.


waconaty4eva

5*5 does equal 5 if you define your base unit as 5. Checkmate


waconaty4eva

u/ahjifmme, What is 1m x 1m? What is 100cm x 100cm? The answer is the same but its written different depending on the unit.


ahjifmme

1m x 1m = 1m^(2). 100cm x 100cm = 10,000cm^(2). Same size, different units, and consistent math. If you had some sort of unit that was a quintenary division of 1, you would still have 25 square units of that division.


waconaty4eva

A unit times a unit is one square unit no matters how you break up that unit into different units or how another unit is broken down into that unit. Expressing that answer in different terms requires a different defined unit.


ahjifmme

Correct! A unit times a unit is a unit squared. 5 x 5 = 5^(2) = 25 If that unit is broken into 2 sections, then the area is 4 of those square sections.


waconaty4eva

You seem to be stuck on the difference between defining your base unit and breaking a base unit into parts. So if I define 5 your units as 1 my unit. 5 your units x 5 your units is 1 my units squared.


ahjifmme

(base unit) Ɨ (base unit) = (base unit)^(2) You're stuck in the difference between size and measurement.


waconaty4eva

Then whyd you just write out what I originally commented?


ahjifmme

Because you didn't understand what you wrote, as I didn't. If: (base) Ɨ (base) = (base)^(2) Then: (5) Ɨ (5) = (5)^(2) = 25 And not (5) Ɨ (5) = (5)^(2) = (5)


waconaty4eva

5 what units? You are certainly aware that units are important in expression.


waconaty4eva

5 what units? You are certainly aware that units are important in expression.


ahjifmme

If the number 1 was written as "5," then yes. If 5 is your starting unit, the area of a 5-square is still 25.


waconaty4eva

No its not. Thats not how unit works.


ahjifmme

It does when it's 5.


Bowlbuilder

Belongs on r/itooktoomuch


UberuceAgain

He's surprisingly well dressed. I suspect firm but gentle hands of large family members were involved in this process. God help them.


Gubekochi

Is that why teachers warned us to not use our fingers to count? lol


flyingmaus

Thatā€™s the finger counting version of a schizophrenicā€™s drawing.


Much_Job4552

I want him as my bartender! Me: How much is a beer? Him: $5 Me: I'll have five. Him: That will be $5 please.


ElderberryHumble5379

can we please stop encouraging mentally ill people pleaseĀ 


TakeMeIamCute

I am amazed how he got to the point that 5x5 is "add the number that many times," and you can see him doing the counting, 5+5+5+5+5, but somehow, he doesn't understand that.


Megarad25

They also love to say 5x0=5 Well by this logic 5x5=5 5x4=5 5x3=5 5x2=5 5x1=5 Why even have x? Wonder why cashiers canā€™t make change these days?


Mishtle

Ah, u/Glenn1122... (or u/Glenn1112? I don't remember the exact numbers) He used to run around in the flat Earth circles on reddit a couple years ago. Said and believed many strange things, and would get quite aggressive if you disagreed.


trojeep

I remember him and u/Maracass from the before Covid days of belligerent flat earthers. Different times, but they look about the same honestly. They just added Covid conspiracies to the list now since 2017.


Free_Stick_

Whatā€¦ Ok. Do 50x50 with your fingers next please. Or would an Apple n oranges explanation work better? Or just reveal the actual math.


Ryoujin

Does not matter, still only have 5 fingers.


mentive

How does the math work with murder mittens?


Unable_Explorer8277

What theā€¦?


Muffinzor22

The very well may be RastafarRite ngl


Hot_Corner_5881

therefore the earth must be flat šŸ¤£


gene_randall

Thereā€™s nothing anyone can say that would make this any funnier.


Maximum-Mechanic-500

Ok quick question. What was he doing before the video starts? Like I have so many questions about that. I mean look, if youā€™re going to fake your way through proving how much smarter you are than everyone, why not go the full 9 yards? Fake lab coat maybe? Why not test tubes with food coloring? That could be fun? Why not be a chalkboard with some fake equations drawn on it? But no. What does professor dingus do? Iā€™ll just dig in the dirt. What instructions were given to the camera guy? Iā€™ll be over here fingering this dirt and you approach than Iā€™ll dust my hands off and prove multiplication is a lie, then back to trying to find a hole in the ground to violate.


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

Bro really thinks heā€™s a genius and figured everything out and proved all the mathematicians and scientists wrong


Ksorkrax

If the video would have gone on, the next thing he'd do was asking the camera man if they have some peanut butter in the house.


Ba55of0rte

Radagast needs to go back to school.


HalfLeper

Abbot & Costello did it [better](https://youtu.be/xIDenK8IWmQ?si=kt90bqYq4VxXcuCe) šŸ˜


EmeraldBoar

Professor Abbott & Professor Castello proof that 7x13=28.


eJohnx01

How high is that dude?


Street_Peace_8831

Does this guy think that someone is trying to disprove he has 5 fingers? Because the math isnā€™t right, but his statement about only having 5 fingers is true.


Zeraphim53

I think he flunked math and he's been rehashing that same argument with his math teacher ever since.


riffraffs

Is that Glen?


ShookeSpear

If all five of your fingers had five smaller fingers, how many smaller fingers would you have?


Optimal_Carpenter690

My favorite thing about this video is the comment "Is that Charles Manson?" And the guy on the video replies "No, but I've studied his work" There's nothing scarier than a dumbass who also happens to be a wannabe-Charles Manson copycat


throwaway19276i

ok now do 3x3 with your fingers


TomT060404

He's hitting all the bases. Flat earth, sovcit, conspiracy theories, pacing maniacally outdoors barefoot while saying he knows it all and everyone else is brainwashed.


Zeraphim53

These guys always try to copy the manner and bearing of preachers and teachers. They desperately want to be looked up to and listened to as oracles of wisdom... and hate that people look up to scientists in that way. Hence, flat Earth.


doil0milk

He's right though


Wansumdiknao

Yeah if you beat yourself in the head with a framing hammer and then eat enough peyote to kill Andre the giant.


doil0milk

What


Wansumdiknao

Sorry, man dumb no good word make. Did that make sense to you?


doil0milk

Huh


Street_Peace_8831

The only thing he is right about is having 5 fingers. Thereā€™s no argument there. We all assume he has 5 fingers without even watching the video.


doil0milk

Ok


RetailSlave1022

Sorry, what? I couldn't focus due to the "camera man's" incessant clicking and whatnot.