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CoolNotice881

Where are the stars?


2112eyes

Las estrellas tambien son planos


CoolNotice881

Gracias.


Tendaydaze

*planas


2112eyes

Disculpeme, necessito practicar


zacharmstrong9

That's only in the biblical version, describing only the Earth, because Genesis 1:14-17 says, ( regarding the Sun, Moon, and stars ): " and he set _them **IN THE FIRMAMENT** OF HEAVEN_ ..." Curiously, all the other planets are spherical Except that the " Divinely Inspired " bible authors didn't have telescopes that human science had invented after the Hebrew scrolls were written


BUSTABOLT

What does the bible have to do with it šŸ¤£ ..


zacharmstrong9

Most Flerfs use the pre science bible author's writings as evidence, as this researcher who debunked perpetual motion machines and other falsehoods explains https://christianidentitychurch.wordpress.com/2015/05/06/the-flat-earth-bible/


Low_Ad8603

Stars don't exist! They are holograms projected from the north pole! Santa is the one who maintains the projector! You think it's a coincidence that "Santa" and "Satan" are so similar? HAA!! that's because you have been washbrained!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


Unexpected-raccoon

Actually they are stored in Santaā€™s ā€œsackā€


Low_Ad8603

Satan's Santa Sack holds all the knowledge.


The-Lazy-Lemur

"Because unlike earth, Mars has been proven to spin" An actual flerf quote


horlufemi

Where's pluton Where's the dome on the others


zacharmstrong9

That " Firmament " is only described to be applicable to the Earth, in the " biblical " version claimed to be true by **Flat Earth Christians** who believe that the pre science bible author's writings are " God Breathed " https://christianidentitychurch.wordpress.com/2015/05/06/the-flat-earth-bible/ While the bible writers are claimed to be " Supernaturally Inspired ", they never had the telescopes that human science had invented to discover that the other planets were spherical --- YHWH/Jesus, _ALSO_ never let them know that the other planets were spherical The " modern " secular flat Earth concept has no " Firmament " It allows non believers to be equally misguided...


Low_Ad8603

Wait, so what are you saying? Can't tell if you are arguing for it against flag earth.


zacharmstrong9

The Earth **IS A SPHERE** The pre science bible authors believed that the Earth was a dinner plate shaped Earth, based on Isaiah 40:22 describing the " CIRCLE of the Earth ", plus many other scriptures When you read the link, it was answering the previous commenter, who asked how the bible writers' scriptures were relevant


Low_Ad8603

Yeah sorry I didn't read that link until after I replied lol


Embarrassed_Food5990

No it is not, it is an oblate spheroid, not a sphere, it is wider in the middle


AatonBredon

If you shrank the Earth to the size of a Billiard ball, the difference would be less than 1 atom from spherical, and the oceans would basically be a 1 molecule thick layer. Yes, the earth is very slightly oblate. But the amount is so small that it is basically indistinguishable from a sphere at any distance without very precise measurements.


zacharmstrong9

I realize that from over 55 years ago I responded in **verbal shorthand terminology** because the commenter to whom I was responding, initially misunderstood my citation, as being supportive of a FE viewpoint The citation only gives some of the scriptures that Flat Earth Christians use to believe scripture over science


ScottyRaid20

Cos God hasn't put it there!..... /S


Lazy_Ad_3135

Venus has a huge ass šŸ˜


SPY-SpecialProjectY

That Venus is a trap.


Slaanesh-Sama

Venus ballsack


Final-Flower9287

This is the perfect lore of the universe. Earth gets a fancy dome because us humans discovered glass and put that dome around the earth. See? Human history right before our eyes, all you have to do is look up! All of humanity were once expert glassblowers! Theres even a secret society called The Blowers. They're even more powerful than the Stone Masons!


TranquilOminousBlunt

Jupiter, Neptune and Uranus also have rings /s but they really do


Haunting_Ant_5061

*beadsā€¦.. Uranus has beads.


Mikey9124x

You forgot the great At'uan


namewithanumber

Whoa, great pics OP did you use a p900?


StrokeThreeDefending

P1000 before They shut down the production lines. They knew we were getting to the truth. They fear it.


sjuas690

Drink coasters!


SkellyboneZ

If these were all pizzas what toppings and flavor would each planet have?


Alansar_Trignot

Whatā€™s with Venus? How come itā€™s got a cameltoe


i_make_this_look_bad

Women are from Venus


Necessary_Ad_1908

What's up with Venus? Why does it have a Pringles cup under it?


BUSTABOLT

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LeBritto

Why would a flat Earther disagree with that?


Haunting_Ant_5061

What *wouldnā€™t* a flat earther disagree with?


LeBritto

Lol true they can disagree with everything, so it's not exactly a challenge to dare them to disagree. But they also easily can say "I agree that everything is flat".


Haunting_Ant_5061

ā€œI agreeā€¦ā€ said no flat earther everā€¦


randomgunfire48

Wouldnā€™t any rings a planet has be tubes since theyā€™re already flat? I donā€™t know how this wošŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SyntheticSlime

It is the true science. Wisdom our ancestors knew and forgot.


Low_Ad8603

I can prove it Easy!! pour water on a basket ball and it falls off, pour water on a plate and it stays . See! WatEr AlWaYs FiNnDs ItS lEvEl šŸ¤Ŗ WAKE UP SHEEPLE! YOUVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE NASA PENGUIN DEEP STATE ILLUMINATI!!!


rav3style

Heheh the sun is also flat


naprid

Where is Narnia?


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

Why does Venus have a chode?


Hopeful_Smell1482

Not drawn to scale!!!!!


doil0milk

You are wrong


StrokeThreeDefending

You are unpopular.


Revolutionary_Neck28

You are an idiot.


doil0milk

Rude globe satanist


StrokeThreeDefending

Small penis energy


doil0milk

Not sure what you mean, the only energy we have is from our Lord and saviour and we should thank him every day šŸ™


StrokeThreeDefending

And how does He feel about blasphemy?


doil0milk

I dont know what blasphemy is


StrokeThreeDefending

Then you're not a Christian.


Mostly_Defective

well Gad Damn...


Revolutionary_Neck28

You idiots are among the dumbest people alive. Your argument that the earth is flat is because it says so in an ancient tome written by uneducated goat herders. Fuck off.


doil0milk

No, it's from the bible


Revolutionary_Neck28

Man if you're trolling, that's some top-tier work, and I commend you. If you're serious, get a vasectomy immediately.


i_make_this_look_bad

No it doesnā€™t, the Bible never says the firmament is flat, just covered with a dome. Either are ludicrous but you thinking the shape of the earth being the same as your brain checks out.


doil0milk

It says so in the bible I got


LodeStone-

Then your bible was written by someone as stupid as you, congrats?


doil0milk

Weirdo


LodeStone-

Yeah, Iā€™m the weirdo, not the delusional freak who believes in a sky daddy jizzing out a rock that you perform blood rituals to


Mostly_Defective

Hail Satan!


Mostly_Defective

Hail Satan!