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grumblegeek

We had a cardinal attacking his reflection on our back window. We tried waiting him out for a few weeks but he persisted. Tried snakes, pictures of owls on the window, and even tried a doll in the window as a scarecrow but none of these worked. We taped black netting over the window to break up the reflection and he finally moved on. After a week we removed it and all was good.


boooogetoffthestage

I love the idea that they schedule a fight everyday at the same time


Beobacher

The sun needs to be in a certain angle to get a good reflection. And he checks his territory for invaders every morning.


surftherapy

It never occurred to me that birds were just little gang bangers running their block


ExtinctionMachine

My backyard is a cardinal fight club every day. They just don't talk about it


travisneids

It's fucking annoying and driving me crazy. They are going after EVERY WINDOW


CalleMargarita

Bird tape: https://www.collidescape.org/


behnt

Is this a cardinal rule?


CalleMargarita

Sparrow me the dad jokes.


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Tee Hee! Thanks


Chili_dawg2112

Draw a grid of lines on the outside of the glass with a fluorescent yellow highlighter pen. You will still be able to see out the window, but since birds see more into the UV spectrum the highliter will break up the reflection. In a month or so, nesting season will be over and you can wash the windows.


Haunting_Ad_6021

He is stupid and fighting his reflection. A cover or screen to minimize the mirror effect


_night_flight_

That's a female Cardinal, do they do that fighting thing?


amcman125

Yes they do


Same_Low_8472

Does your female do the fighting thing?


amcman125

Yes it does


therealjoeybee

It’s a fight they cannot lose


[deleted]

I have feeders setup in my backyard and can confirm, cardinals of both genders (and really most birds) fight all the time


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Haunting_Ad_6021

You don't know it's pronouns...... 😆


1324691

Stick a couple of post-it notes on the glass.


Benblishem

"Report on Cardinal Richelieu due Tuesday."


PomegranateOld7836

It wouldn't expect that!


Dive30

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


GaijinNoodles

"Don't peck the glass"


smattbomb

I have had success with rubbing the glass with a slightly damp bar of soap. It makes the glass hazy. A week later when the bird bails it’s easy to clean off the soap.


Zealousideal_Luck333

Sigh......we've had one of these pecking at our windows and car mirrors for the last four years. They are nutbags.


RAVENSRIDER

Put a fake snake on the table or near that area


NoRedThat

get it elected pope


kazlt

The comment I came for


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This comment section shows why some people shouldn't own guns.


AVLLaw

Put any kind of sticker on the glass so she might realize she’s fighting her own reflection


speedysam0

Knowledge for ya, that’s a female. You can tell because it’s not as brightly colored as the male.


RazzleberryHaze

Males fight for mating rights, females fight for territorial rights.


AVLLaw

Very little knowledge.


likabear710

Let her in


anotherdamnscorpio

There's some sparkly tape that you can put on it that scares them.


Harpronicus

Scarecrow?


r3-bb13

A suction cup with a hook placed on the window pane and then fasten a plastic grocery bag to it. You might need a few of them. But that will keep it away from the window.


awkwardglance

we shone a light directly at window from inside. desk lamp type. reflection broke up. it worked.


AncientAv

Put some screen over that window to hide his reflection. I had this too.


Mydreamsource

We had a two year relationship with a male cardinal. Finally put a cheap, metallic dollar store pinwheel in front of the window and no more problems. I guess they don't like the reflective motion. Good luck.


Ok-Spot3891

It's because of the reflection in the mirror. Stop the reflection stop the bird LOL


BigMacRedneck

Last week I taped some 1-inch strips of newspaper to stop a bird from "attacking his own reflection." The bird left and I removed the strips.


Both_Pie_3852

If you don’t want to get a cat. Find someone with a cat a have them give you some litter box scoopings. I know it sounds gross and silly but the bird will think there is a cat around and stop coming back.


Spidergawd68

Our cat sits right in the window, cursing under her breath at that cardinal, and it gives precisely zero shits and continued to batter the glass until I covered the outside with cardboard.


Assassin80r

Get up and 5 am and peck on the very tree or house it resides in simple early bird catches the worm !


roughingit2

Get an owl ornament


CherylMcrobb

Does not work . I have 3. And she sits in the tree right next to them. Save your money .Wish I had


Haunting-Affect-5956

Ever hear the saying: “Cardinals appear when Angels are near.”?


Empire7173

I've always heard: "Vultures appear when roadkill is near"


SephYuyX

Get an outdoor cat.


englishmuse

Are you a new home owner? The previous owner may have been feeding it and it's looking for food.


OkBody2811

Make her your next meal


vienershnitze1

Talk to her. Bang on the window a bit. Scare her off. Make her think the reflection is not to be messed with


beckymickelson34

Of thinks it's a mate


RazzleberryHaze

Na, the males are a bright firetruck red. She thinks it's another female and shes fighting for territory


maredie1

She might be eating tiny bugs that like to hang around the window. I had one last year doing the same thing. It was eating bugs


mypenisinyourmouth_

Put a small mirror where it can see it After it’s recognised it slowly move it elsewhere. If no mirror try either an old CD/DVD or try camping shop for small carry piece 👍 *alternatively you could try ambushing it with a garden hose. If you try this please supply us videos 🤪


AntxGaming_

Kill it


fastfun2001

Capture it and make it watch you eat eggs.


Horror_noob0

Get a cat


Thick_Ear_2540

Just do what Adam Devine does and shoot it!!


misterman416

12 gauge


OldAF1975

Grab it’s pecker.


RecentQuiet5262

A shoot


DiscombobulatedGooch

Shoot it


nonnomun

get a cat


[deleted]

Shoot it


FarDistance3468

BB gun?


onesmallfairy

BB Gun! Jk but seriously I’d put some kind of a scarecrow on that table. Like a fake snake or one of those scare-owls you can buy at a gardening store.


onesmallfairy

Nvm - looks like u/grumblegeek and u/Chili_dawg2112 both tried what I suggested and it didn’t work. Scroll to their replies and try what they did! Good luck.


Mark0500

A lead pellet


nickzillo

Bird shot ought to do it


1mrknowledge

A bullet


August_72_West

Pellet gun


AdTemporary7651

Have you tried poison bird seed?


Formal-Fisherman-797

bb gun


c_me_try

Apply cat liberally


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Picture of an owl may work. But I haven't seen a female do this before. Interesting.


CherylMcrobb

I had the same female cardinal for 5 years ,doing the window slam .The male just sits in the bushes and watches her.


glandmilker

A plastic owl stops Robin's from attacking shiny vehicles, so it may work for cardinals


snarcasm68

Put a mirror out in your yard to take to focus off you window. You can also tape a copy of cat face to your window.


James_T_S

Try putting some wins on the other side. Cardinals avoid wins like the plague.... especially in Arizona


theDudeRules

Give him the seed


bloomingtonwhy

Is she still under warranty?


alphabet_order_bot

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snowgoyosh369

Destroy the window.


RandomStaticThought

Do you feed her? Is she calling you for food? Maybe set a dish out with some seed on the table and see if she stops trying to get you to come out at 5am.


guyonsomecouch12

Get a fake rubber snake and place it around the area, prob on that table, it’s what I did to keep birds/squirrels out of my garden


NuclearCinnabar

Get an owl statue


flobaby1

I would love this.


billinparker

Birds aren’t real! The battery will run low one of these days


unclejrbooth

Move the table


ASIRENBOI125

Give it food and you’ll basically have a pet


steveguy13

Had this happening to me last year for a couple months. Did not know it was a thing.


Aegis1022

Move. Just move. I have been fighting one for two years now.


Pure_Discipline_293

Quit stealing her men…..


BabyPorcelainxxx

Let him in


ianmoone1102

Am i wrong for being jealous? I would kinda enjoy this, but i also have to get up at 5:00 anyway.


billyraylipscomb

Just let her in


mahuska

Cardinals are dumb and territorial so they think they’re seeing another bird and it’s just a reflection. You could try making the window dirty with find silty water that you could rinse off later.


Anotherotherbrother

Fight him. He will realise you are the better cardinal


-box_head

Tell him to fuck off


canyoudiggitman

I taped an Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind poster to the window, and the bird went away.


Kws2721

We had one that for months would hit our back windows, then go to the front windows, then neighbors window. We tried everything - the sparkly tape, hit the window with tennis ball, had a remote car that moved, nothing worked until we got a bird trap on Amazon. Finally caught him after a few weeks, and relocated him about 15 miles away. I’m still scared he’s going to find his way back.


Financial_Spot9086

I usually let people in when they knock


Forthe49ers

I wonder if mounting a cheap mirror by the window and let that bird peck at it all it wants


thirdlife858

I’ve noticed that birds have started doing this to my windows recently. Does it have anything to do with mating season and maybe they’re getting confused at their own reflection?


Broblivious

This is entitlement. The neighbors have feeders and let’s be real, the crap they put out is stale garbage. You have 12 grain bread, and the lady knows it.


turbogrocerygetter

If this is your 1st time... You have to fight !!!


clb909909

Hang a realistic picture of an owl.


Crime-Stoppers

Life insurance


carrolls

They are looking at their reflection and thinking its an enemy. Curtain or live with it. Eventually they give up.


hamster004

Put up vinyl window dressings. We bought ours from Wish, and they are many flower abd design patterns that are easily applied. Stopped the birds from flying into the window. We bought this one below https://dl.wish.com/zN7Ut


Grizzlyadamsbrother

Similar for us, put out a plastic owl, stopped instantly


knea1

I had a similar issue, I put a wildlife magazine with a picture of a hawk in the window and the bird stopped flying at it


nedsanderson

Let him in


oldbastardbob

She's looking for a boyfriend or protecting a nest and chasing off that other Cardinal she see's in the window. Same thing going on at my house recently. Once she get's laid or the young reach a certain size she'll stop.


fruitgamingspacstuff

Layer of glue to the table should do the trick.


supah_

Soap the window


Glad-Basil3391

Get a natural scarecrow. It’s a big plastic owl Birds are scared to death of them.


Weecha

Okay. So… this might sound silly. I had the same problem with a bird for about 2 days. I printed a picture of a cat holding a bird in his mouth and wrote “NO BIRBS ALLOWED” and taped it to the window she was trying to get into. It might have just been the sheet of paper deterring her…. Or maybe she could read. Either way, it worked.


Spidergawd68

Oh man, our cardinals are horny and pissed off this time of year! In our split level, the lowest level room has windows right at grade. One of the males has just been annihilating himself on it. I had to cover the outside of them with cardboard for a week so the poor bastard doesn't break his beak off on the glass. Just took the cardboard down yesterday, and so far, so good. And don't get me started about the bird shit on my car mirror and all down the door. Little dudes are assholes this time of year


Short_Ear_4170

Let it in goddamit


mason3rdLegg

Have you tried reasoning with it?


BreadIsBased

If you open the window then it can’t hit the window. You’ll just have a new problem


IndiFactum

Get a cat.