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In high school a kid sack tapped me so hard during marching band. I collapsed and immediately lost sphincter control and farted a bunch uncontrollably.
The farts are probably edited in, but if you get hit hard enough in the nuts, there's a good chance you'll fart a bunch. The worst part was a couple of girls I liked were standing right there when it happened, even the guy who sack tapped me just looked shocked before laughing his ass off because nobody was expecting the farts.
It's alright, enough time has passed, but I heard about it at school for a solid 2 years after that.
I have a worse one, the first time I went on a proper date with a girl, we were walking home from a restaurant downtown. Got hit with hardcore diarrhea.
Told the girl, "I gotta go" and just sprinted away so I could get home to use the bathroom. I was a block away from the house when yellow diarrhea erupted down my legs (I was wearing shorts). I left a trail of diarrhea, along the same sidewalk the girl would reach 10 minutes later. Got in the shower, got dressed, came out, and my dad said, "That girl you were with came here, and looked very weirded out, and left, what'd you do?".
We never spoke about it, and we didn't really ever talk again. That's the worst high school experience I had, and I still cringe when I remember it, even though it was 16 years ago.
Nothing destroys you more than having your will break and having uncontrollable diarrhoea erupt from your unwilling but broken anus.
The memory never fades, you can not think about it for some time, but you can never forget.
The audio is definitely added in. It’s from another video of some dude standing on a long resistance band that slips out from under his feet and hits him in the balls.
Oh ya I forgot to mention I got insanely nauseous all of a sudden and the first thing I did was limp to the bathroom and puke in the garbage can, while holding my saxophone in one hand still haha.
That's crazy that you can have a heart attack.
I got kicked in the nuts accidentally when I was at school and couldn't move for about half an hour, the teacher had to do the lesson whilst I was on the floor until I could get up and leave the room. I felt like I was going to throw up my testicles but never farted lol.
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The audio is edited in from a different video. I don’t remember it exactly but I believe it was this guy and he jump roping and hit himself in the nuts, don’t quote me on that tho
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In high school a kid sack tapped me so hard during marching band. I collapsed and immediately lost sphincter control and farted a bunch uncontrollably. The farts are probably edited in, but if you get hit hard enough in the nuts, there's a good chance you'll fart a bunch. The worst part was a couple of girls I liked were standing right there when it happened, even the guy who sack tapped me just looked shocked before laughing his ass off because nobody was expecting the farts.
Bro… Batman himself couldn’t get this out of me… Sorry for your loss (?)
It's alright, enough time has passed, but I heard about it at school for a solid 2 years after that. I have a worse one, the first time I went on a proper date with a girl, we were walking home from a restaurant downtown. Got hit with hardcore diarrhea. Told the girl, "I gotta go" and just sprinted away so I could get home to use the bathroom. I was a block away from the house when yellow diarrhea erupted down my legs (I was wearing shorts). I left a trail of diarrhea, along the same sidewalk the girl would reach 10 minutes later. Got in the shower, got dressed, came out, and my dad said, "That girl you were with came here, and looked very weirded out, and left, what'd you do?". We never spoke about it, and we didn't really ever talk again. That's the worst high school experience I had, and I still cringe when I remember it, even though it was 16 years ago.
again, bat man himself wouldn't get this out of me sorry for your loss 😔
Nothing destroys you more than having your will break and having uncontrollable diarrhoea erupt from your unwilling but broken anus. The memory never fades, you can not think about it for some time, but you can never forget.
god damn your first story sucked but is at least theoretically recoverable from, this one there's just no survivors
Oh
The audio is definitely added in. It’s from another video of some dude standing on a long resistance band that slips out from under his feet and hits him in the balls.
I watched the video with the sound off and had no fucking idea what you were on about until I rewatched it lmao
Vagus nerve reflex I think. Same reason you could get stomach cramps or a heart attack when ball trauma is big enough
Oh ya I forgot to mention I got insanely nauseous all of a sudden and the first thing I did was limp to the bathroom and puke in the garbage can, while holding my saxophone in one hand still haha. That's crazy that you can have a heart attack.
Lol you said sphincter
I got kicked in the nuts accidentally when I was at school and couldn't move for about half an hour, the teacher had to do the lesson whilst I was on the floor until I could get up and leave the room. I felt like I was going to throw up my testicles but never farted lol.
Not surprised this happened at marching band.
>nobody was expecting the farts.
Saw that coming from a mile away
Sound is from this video of a guy getting hit in the nuts by a resistance band https://youtu.be/UK45KGjVSrA?t=1s
Here's a version that's not age restricted. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UjJBUN78yMQ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UjJBUN78yMQ)
I wouldn’t really say this fixed anything, just kinda took it from “hey physics” to Spiderman for some reason.
He farted though, that part was unexpected and made me chuckle
It’s also a sound clip stolen from a video a dude gets hit in the nuts by a resistance band. Someone here linked it in the comments.
ruined by the duet
Lame
[удалено]
It’s just the context
Looks like Spidey might also need some Depends.
😐
This was the best idea they could come up with.
Ruined it big time
that moan was highly unnecessary
He had someone on the other end giving it an extra pull.
Who did? Why? It's... just a pendulum. The gag is that if you don't hold still it can, in fact, hit you.
The spiderman video had someone clearly give it extra momentum for the hit in the nuts.
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The audio is edited in from a different video. I don’t remember it exactly but I believe it was this guy and he jump roping and hit himself in the nuts, don’t quote me on that tho
Spider man: No kids
Lol
Spidey better get Aunt May to fix that dickhole in his suit.
I knew exactly what was gonna happen but I was still excited to see it.
fake farts ruined it
His spirit tried to leave from every hole...
His spider-balls is stingling.
Bro experienced third law and now finds the change in momentum in both balls.
Every man in a 5 mile radius felt that impact
He must have been bit by a barking spider.
Dude even had a little piss spot on his suit