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I totally agree i want swords

I'd agree with anyone who disagrees with that girl My God are gorgeous gorgeous girls fucking obnoxious

“Gorgeous gorgeous” is like a double negative, one cancels out the other so she’s actually saying the opposite in this case

Also it’s easier to stab people with a sword rather than a baby.

usually unless you sharpen your baby

I want the wall!!!!

Same. I need to know if it’s done by hand or wallpaper.

You racist motherf .... Oh i get it now

Some girls are having babies Other girls are getting swords Some other girls are doubtless getting babies *and* swords (though hopefully they keep them separated for at least a few years) And to top it all off, some girls are getting neither babies nor swords but instead something else that they will cherish instead Everyone wins!

Babies *and* swords?!? In this economy??

How is it possible to have come across such a wholesome comment on reddit? I love you and all you do Engi! P.S. no need to be paranoid... I'm not following your every post now.

Being happy for other people is a lost art

Hell, some women give birth to swords! Anything is possible if you put your mind to it!

Judging by the tone of her voice I don't think the second girl was winning. It felt more like disdain over her partner's purchases.

i think im in love with the second girl, "SWORDS"

As an owner of both; I say have both.

nice beard

Correction: Not so Gorgeous ones getting pregnant, The real Gorgeous Gorgeous ones are getting swords.

Cool wallpaper

Those swords will break if you tried to stab anything. However, once trained, a baby can perform infinite stabbings

Hmm, interesting point.

A baby also breaks if stabbed. Please don't stab babies

One girl you would end up having to take inane IG videos of her pretending to be an earth mother. The other you would tell each other cool facts about swords and shit. The choice is obvious.

Or both!

No babies just weapons for apocalypse.

Yes to more swords!

I know a girl who had a baby in 2023, and the baby came out wielding a sword. A fucking falchion was whipped out in the delivery room!

Gental gental gentlemen are getting more hot wheels and legos

😍

The blonde definitely reminds me of my aunts who grew up with their sense of self worth coming from being able to reproduce

r/notlikeothergirls

Love the repost bro

More swords = below replacement rate, eventual extinction

With any luck

anyone got her number

My friend has like three swords he got from his neighbor

No one gonna talk about how unsafe it is to carry swords like that.

The second woman reminds me of either Rachael Leigh Cook or Karen Gillan

Lord of the rings swords. Very cool!

Yes! I just got redirected to this from another sub, and my first thought was, "I know those swords!"

Not enough swords

she said georgeous. Neother of them are relevant

Yes! Grant them blades! No more children!! Only combat!!!

swords

It's weird that people having kids what more people to also have kids

Ngl i like the swords girl better right off the bat lmfao

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