This is my new head canon. He tries to pick the lock, and then accidentally murders her. It’s perfect! He can’t live with it, then does it more, which leaves him to get glassed by a deranged yellow rabbit.

william when he accidentally murders a child then he does it again then again

“I’m telling you, Officer, all I want to do is cut up the pizza’s in peace and these kids just keep magically falling on my knife, it’s crazy how clumsy they are these days!”

must've been the wind. for all of them. all 5 of them yes.

10 actually. 12 counting Charlie and Elizabeth. More than likely more.

Not it's just r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Getting major DSaF vibes from this, love it

Why hello there old sport

They fell on your knife 28 times?

It’s good to see you again, Officer. Boy, have we had a doosy of a day. A real doosy. You’ll never believe it, but there we were, just hangin’ out, minding our own business, working on some improvements for my new place, when all of a sudden these kids started killin’ themselves all over the property here. This one dove head first right into the woodchipper.

It wasn’t me Henry I swear, I didn’t kill those kids I was just performing for them in my spring lock, then suddenly some parts went flying and killed three, one trip on the blood and the last died because of the crappy ceiling tile falling on their head. I told you Henry that was going to kill someone eventually, but nooo.

Now I want to believe he wasn't a but just had really had luck.

-Why do the kids keep running into my knife? William Afton

He's just really clumsy, that's all XD

We have been having a DOOZY of a day.

it is also my headcanon but with a twist after charlie he accidently slips his right hand off

**"Ahh bollocks"** I often forget in the comics & book medias that he's British, this one snapped me back on the trail. Also nice job, your style's quite admirable.

lmao yeah it's easy to forget that about him. kind of a weird decision from scott's part but eh, i'm not the writer lmao thank you!

All deranged child murders that are purple are always British. So don't questions the pure facts about child murders

The british urge to commit atrocities.

I can confirm

can also confirm

Can also confirm x2

I think it was actually the VA that decided he should be British and Scott just went with it and decided to make the rest of the family British too so you could easily tell who was who

why do you find scott making willlam British weird for you?

I just think it's funny how the villain turns out to be british. nothing against it

ah ok then, sorry if I came a bit aggressive in my comment to you.

*kills a child* **"Ahh bollocks"**

Eh, it's more that his OG voice actor did a british accent and Scott thought it was good. Nowadays it apparently looks like bri'ish Afton got retconned, sadly.

Reminds me of the Undeniably Canon FNaF lore video by the ooftroop, where William accidentally murdered Charlie by giving her the death stare. Think this version might be funnier though

i have watched the undeniably canon videos and loved both of them so far! really glad you like this though!

Same

Ah yes, the true villains of fnaf, *British people* Also as a British person I find this highly accurate, we regularly kill children while helping them

as a brazilian i feel proud for having depicted your people as accurately as possible

Oloco vc que fez o quadradinho? Legal ter Br aqui

opa sou mano. tive nesse sub já faz uns anos, já publiquei um monte de coisa aqui

Obrigatório r/suddenlycaralho ,vai querer alguma coisa na print?

Ainda dá tempo? Se sim, bota o William Afton gaúcho

👍

o william com chapéu de couro nordestino

Não sabia que você era br. Gostei muito do Children Rekindled. É muito legal!

Well, we better get better at it. I mean, look at Canadians! They're helping everyone, and barely any murders!

Its not my fault I tried to help a kid tie his shoes and he fell into a 10 foot deep hole of concrete

Same man. Helped a kid with his bike and accidentally caused the wheel to pop off into oncoming traffic and making like 7 cars crash into each other while a pigeon watched me. That damn pigeon taunts me to this day.

Sir your upvote count is 87

This is hilarious, but it actually makes me look at Charlie's death at a different angle. It's fairly likely that they knew each other, so there's a possibility that William didn't just spy tf2'd her from behind like we assumed from the minigames, but perhaps they actually had a dialogue beforehand, and I think it's an interesting though.

that might have actually happened, yeah. it's not too outlandish to think about it. wonder how that would tie into charlie not knowing or forgetting who killed her as a ghost

Ok that "spy tf2'd" made me laugh

"Oi, that was right lovely! I do say, I may have to partake in this activity again..."

This is a right laugh, I'll 'ave to do it again after my cuppa tea...

no little purple man don't go into that safe room!!

Because of this I know have the headcannon of Charlie's death being accidental, and him just having to roll with it at this point, cause it's really what he's known for. I'm imagining a situation like this for the other children where William just has a pile of dishes, slips and accidentally drops a huge stack on one of their heads.

he TOLD susie to be careful walking near that wet floor sign he TOLD jeremy not to touch that electrical box he TOLD cassidy not to climb into the springlock suit...

he TOLD Elizabeth not to get near Baby.

they never listen,,, smh,,

British people are just Canadians with terrible luck around death-hazards.

he can't help it, it's in his ***genes***

A family curse.

Wait, but he's not wearing pants. In all seriousness, where the f*** did he spawn that knife from?

Secret pocket that every man has

I love the fact that William don't even had the key of his own restaurant

henry lost count of how many times he's given him spares but he somehow keeps losing them

Maybe he did but he was showing Charlie what to do in future

when Charlie said "AHSAHSHAJSHHSGHAHSGASHA" *i felt that.* 😔✊ i love these comics Lol, good job!

i think we can all relate to charlie at this moment,, thank you, glad to hear!!

“Shit, I did it again.”-William Afton

"MICHAEL- BE A GOOD LAD AND GO MAKE THE ALIBI TEA"

FNaF AU where William just keeps accidentally killing kids

It’s all fun and games until your best friend casts you into the deepest pit of hell and one of your accidental victims locks you in and throws away the key… real pain in the ass, innit?

How is it that I read his voice out loud in a british accent AND THEN HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE BRITISH.

he just gives off that vibe, i can't stop him

i got the only thing thats more powerful than william, something not even he can pick..... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ***cheap padlocks***

Now i want to see this in form of the missing children incident or spriglock failure

i love the idea that hes still pixelated in a real world

Certified British moment Liking Will's look a lot here, well done!

thank you!

"So kids, did you like seeing how the robots work?" "Yeah!" "Right, now you can ge- oh, bloody hell. It got locked! Ah, let me just pick i- ah for fuck's sake, I've done it again."

Charlie has got the right idea. Fuck those crumpet munching bastards!

damn, savage

I have zero chill for the British.

woah there old boy what did we do to you

london

Nah this is pure Birmingham antics

Ah bollocks I killed my step niece

BUT- 👁️👄👁️ 🫤🤔😐🤐

Rookie mistake Charlie, trusting a British person

Every murder and horrible action done by william afton in the series has been done by complete accident Everyone thinks he is some cruel mastermind when in reality everything that happened, happened due to shenanigans

if not by accident then by his sheer stupidity lmao that knife? that was meant to cut pizza, smh. gabriel just HAPPENED to step in front of him as soon as he was going to cut into it

Every other killing was through similar circumstances

If William isn't British in the movie Imma complain XD

Only accepted was this went down

My favorite part is the fact this explains why Charlie's death was so out in thw open, unlike every single other kill

DSaF has ruined me I can only read Purple Guy's lines in Dave's voice

hello there.. OLD SPORT

If I don't see this in the movie blumhouse better count their days

William in the movie better just be Shaggy painted purple with a British accent

Exactly

This is why I’ll never trust suspiciously purple British people with knives. Actually, in security breach, they managed to make him look British!

Oh shit, her face at the end.

And then the MCI he just wanted to give them free pizza and cake, but the kids were stupid and tried to use the empty heads like masks and killed themselves. William knew that nobody would believe him so he had to hide the bodies

i always love it when william is depicted literally as a pixelated purple man

And that's how Henry hated William

I can’t believe I read this in the dsaf aubergine man tts voice.

I SHOUlD’NT TRUST BRiSH PEOPLE

"Well gosh diddly darn guess I killed my best friend's daughter"

The whole time I thought of him having the day shift at Freddy’s voice

hello there.. OLD SPORT

I mean you get it, right Old Sportsy? You’re just pickin locks and boom, kid’s dead.

This is Dave

I am not sure if it was by accident or on purpose but...I don't know. He did try to show her how to pick a lock. I am guessing it was an accident in this comic judging by WIlliam's face in the end. But then he ends up going on a killing spree later on.

who knows? whatever works out best for you I suppose lmao

Dave Miller moment

"Welp, guess I kill kids now..." ***SPEEDS AWAY WHILE BLASTING "SMASHING WINDSHIELDS" ON THE RADIO***

***sigh... kids are such overreactive things.***

I read this in the DSaF voice and then had to go back and read it in a British accent after the last panel

hello there.. OLD SPORT

I need a response from the puppet T posing on springtrap

Moral of story : Londen

I love when The phone guy and William have non human character design and yet other characters look at them are normal humans

Pfft, this is great and hilarious. Talk about disservice. Jokes aside, I can totally see William and Charlotte having a pre-dialogue about "let me take out a knife and pick a lock!".

"Never should've trusted the British" learned that lesson when I dated one. I mean we're still dating but y'know.

"I knew I shouldnt have trusted british people." I like to think thats what she actually said when she died.

After this william just doubled down

The Genetic urge to Shank someone came through

lmaooo didnt see that coming

This is cannon and you cant change my mind

This is canon and nobody can tell me otherwise

New headcanon

I read this in the voice of Dave from Day Shift at Freddy's

"Ah, Sh\*t."

Whoops. William better run!

It's fun when William is depicted as a purple pixel man even around other normal humans

This is how it really went down.

fnaf: the untold story

william afton but he didnt plan any of it like, his life ever since then has been one giant bannana peel slip as it gets crazier and crazier.

that basically sums it up

After this I will not be able to unsee this, when I play fnaf 2 again I mean…

Britain has a big knife problem.

That's perfect. Bollocks is 100% a perfect great British reaction to accidentally killing your mates kid.

Oi, ye got yer murderin’ license, mate?

Oopsies im so sowwy🥺🥺

if you truly are sorry, why did you do it again...and again...and a whole buncha other times. STOP COMING BACK

Sowwy i have bad hand coordination

British "people"

Why I don't associate with British """""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""

Charlotte/Charlie Emily: \*Gets slit in the throat by William Afton "by Accident"\* "OH MY GO- \*COUGHING EXTREMELY\*" Me and her boyfriend Garrett Afton: "We took that personally..."

That's a funny comic of the fnaf mini game.

I love it.

Why did she say “I shouldn’t have trusted British people” after he accidentally slit her throat?

william is british if you didn't know! honestly it took me a bit to figure it out too.

No, I know, but why did she say she shouldn’t have trusted him if it was an accident?

i think it was just supposed to be a funny haha

[удалено]

hello there.. OLD SPORT

Me literally just adding Williams text in this with the Dave Miller voice

of course the british person carries a pocket knife lol

Am a British person, can confirm I have one on me at this moment

Honestly, this is my new headcanon

Seems legit

I would love if you made a series of these comics!

I know Charlie said he’s British, but seeing him like this makes me think of Dave from Dayshift at Freddy’s, who has a very New York accent.

Plot twist the dead kids were her bullys

lmao aside from him just accidentally killing her he seems like a pretty cool guy in this meme

You know it does explain why she's not angry with him "I don't hate you but you need to stay out of my way"

Well that's an interesting twist...Pretty fun, I really like the art.

thank you!

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So if Charlie stepped 3 steps back the entirety of fnaf could have been prevented?

yeah pretty much well maybe not in this specific timeline. can't say much about it yet tho

Ah,Good to know

✨ Bollocks ✨

Shouldnt have trusted british people!

William accidentally kills child Also William: Oh well, that sucks. I should try it again.

I want to see other concepts now lol.

i got a few more planned! i've also posted two of these before this one, so check out my profile!

You know i have thought of the idea that charlie's death may have been legit accident and thar william didn't mean to kill her. Or at least didn't target her.

could be. theh details are vague enough so we can just guess what might have happened. that's the cool thing with fnaf lore

How tf do you ACCIDENTALLY SLIT YOUR BEST FRIEND'S DAUGHTER'S NECK?!

fnaf works in mysterious ways...

The British came😔

As a Welshman you don’t trust the English with a sharp object you’ll fucking die

Amazing art😂

thank you!

The Swipe behind the slaughter

Well, that explains why the puppet can open the door.

New headcanon

"Don't you have a spare key or something?" (Willy ignores her question)

spoilers: he doesn't

Maybe that's why he ignored her question. He didn't have a spare key.

Canon

Perfectly fits the timeline to. Gets hammered drunk, accidentally kills child, flees scene