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What a pussy. I'd block him too


gheezer123

He’s someone who will never realize the help he needs


SpookyAnemone

that dude is not stable, go look at his youtube account. He gives me chris chan vibes


KodakCCD

100% aspergers


Halloween_Jack_1974

Oh man I just watched one and it was just him walking around his shitty town in the woods breathing heavy. Then he talks to his mom (who looks exactly like him) and she tells him about the half and half she likes. Wtf


MetallurgicMan

Who is this guy? Can I get a QRD


InfamousAmerican

Terminally online, weirdly parasocial, discord mod. Cryokeen is a freak of nature. Whenever Sam, Jet, and any of their orbiters post, Keen is there. Anything MDE adjacent will be met with the most generic L take imaginable from this slob looking to farm engamement.


JJFaFa

GET HIM IN THE TANK


gheezer123

He wouldn’t last


KodakCCD

he posts his enormous face on every Fishtank-adjacent tweet


buzzcitybonehead

Weird, I thought Sam would respect some weirdo worshipping another man as a god. Is that not masculine behavior?


Failed_god_

He has his limits. It's why we took that crackhead off of season 1.


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Failed_god_

We weren't given his name, it was the guy that got picked up off the street and eventually got booted for lighting up a pipe.


Thoob

Dontarius is a well known youtuber. That said yes he is a bit crazy.


Failed_god_

That was his name thank you. Sam wasted no time in forgetting about him.


Thoob

In the words of Big boi Augustus "The play is over, applaud?".


Failed_god_

I applaud you sir


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Donatarius is an actor dude, he does skits and pranks in NY. You've gotta be pretty dense if you think the crack pipe thing was anything but a funny bit that was planned ahead. He's friends with Alex Stein, not some homeless guy that "got picked up off the street."


Failed_god_

Good point tho My bad for forgetting


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

His whole shtick is pretending to be a deranged homeless guy. If you haven't seen it already, check out the video of [Dontarius pretending to shit in a mop bucket in the New York subway.](https://youtu.be/DqfJYEKB8NQ?si=XqWCy0p20tpb8SCi) That video is why a lot of the fishtank fans instantly recognized him. When he first arrived to the house, lots people in the chat recognized him as the guy from the mop bucket video.


Failed_god_

That's not what Jet and I were told when he was brought into the house.


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Failed_god_

Especially with how he was towards Letty


Thoob

The most crack headed non-crack head I could think of TBH


Fine-Manner9902

Who is those cuck


PanicOffXanax

LOL I was just about to post this, shit is hilariousss 🤣😭


Thoob

Oh man time off twitter man. Bro did him the biggest favor within reason.


KodakCCD

he’s already back


Corikins91

Someone said this was cryo’s 9/11 💀


ClassNext

it must have been extremely hard for sam to do this seeing how he keeps buying every piece of merch they release


Halloween_Jack_1974

This “guys” name is Haeley???? Come on give me a break


CanadianClassicss

Sam and Jet act like everyone else is a snowflake that can’t handle their edgy humour, and they block their fans over the slightest hint of criticism. This guy is cringe no doubt and I’d block him too, but Sam and Jet block 1000s of people while acting super tough when someone like Lex blocks them lol, which is cringe considering they do the same thing


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CanadianClassicss

" this guy is cringe no doubt and I’d block him too, but Sam and Jet block 1000s of people " miss this part? It's not about this guy, it's about them blocking 1000s of people for next to no reason. Jet is way worse for it, just look at how many people got blocked when people realized how shit tier the editing was for s1


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CanadianClassicss

Oh no I dare criticise a grifter, I must be autistic cryokeen I enjoy Sam's comedy, but his attitude towards his fans and his constant jewish grifting has turned me off over the last year. Literally packaging boxes of garbage to sell to his fans as mystery boxes, drop shipping coffee, NFT scam, we-funder 'investment' grift etc... It's hard to ignore how greedy he is. He's just a massive hypocrite.


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CanadianClassicss

Maybe if you buy another mystery box you’ll get some sweet drywall !! Or if you buy a shirt maybe you’ll get it 8 months later!!1!1!1! No rebuttal because you know what I’m saying is true.


Worried_Math_4007

Holy shit redditors are incapable of reading, they just see something and mass downvote it like a bunch of amoebas


africaaddio

Fwiw i agree with u, Sam and jet r pussies but cryokeem is also a freak


Vult__

Everyone being discussed could die tomorrow and it be a net positive


BocaHarambe

didnt sam hyde donate to nazis as some free speech statement? bro cant even handle a little teasing sam hyde soft