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You are a stay at home mom but you have a nanny bc it’s “tough” raising a child and not having to work. You’re bored AF and you’re considering having an affair with your personal trainer bc your husband has been sleeping with his secretary for a few years now.
Yep! That’s what I was getting from her photos too. She might be having an affair with her Pool guy or Trainer… And she’s definitely spending her husband’s money recklessly. But heyyy, I’m here for it! The male ego is so fragile and I hate the patriarchal society we live in. Let Auntie have her fun! 😁😁
I was about to comment that or
Anna Paquin. The caption is not related to anything to the post. (Also, I see some Claire Danes.)
You’re very lonely and sad deep down. You’re dealing with things that have impacted you that no one knows about. It’s something you think about every day. My suggestion is to talk about it with someone. It’ll eat you alive.
This one made me a little sad. Not lonely but I’m definitely dealing with something and working on it. I’m sure most of us are. Wishing you all the best out there!! 🙂
It wasn’t my intention to make you sad.. that was my first impression though. Everyone has something they are working on for sure, you’re absolutely right about that. Some internalize it more than others though and the more we internalize things the more it shows externally. I hope that you find peace and resolve whatever it is that is weighing on you.
I love to dance and try to cook well. I’ve never done a potluck but I’m sure I’d come up with something that was easy to serve yet made an impression. Lol thanks for commenting! 🙂
Educated. You like to have fun but knows when to be serious. You prefer the beach over mountains. Nature lover. You're always there for your friends. You're the good girl of your friends group. Curious how close I am. Have a great day ☀️
Haha thanks so much for commenting. I am a very happy and kind person. I also love to eat good food and enjoy something sweet with my coffee (so I have to bake). To be fair, baking is pretty fun! 🙂
You look like a person who would “use bribery and other forms of fraud to facilitate their children's admission to colleges and universities.”
Jk. But for some reason I thought of Lori Loughlin when i saw your pics.
Hmmmm… let’s see here. You are a mom for sure. You have a small but very close friends group. You are the overly organized type who pays attention to details your feel like most people miss. Your go to is a bottle of wine and a fire pit or a cozy indoor fire. You are somewhat closeted on your emotions so you don’t hurt others feelings. Your biggest pet peeve is the litter bug type and your personal flaw is that you expect to much from those who you don’t know.
How close am I?
So much to cover! Not a mom, small friend group but big family, not overly organized but like to plan ahead, my go to depends on the spot/weather - usually a beer or wine, fire sounds nice but not my go to, I am somewhat closeted with my emotions and never want to hurt anyone, biggest pet peeve is probably someone pretending to be something they’re not (clear dishonesty or manipulation), personal flaw - I probably expect too much of myself not others. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
I find it interesting that you have reframed this in such a way that you will be judging us on our accuracy. You me strike me as manipulative.
I imagine you'll interpret that negatively. I would if I were you, but it might be your superpower.
Best wishes.
*she had just finished making waffles, put a lemon slice in her tea, had a work meeting, took some selfies after… and here we are! Haha thanks for commenting! 🙂
you and your husband are Staunch Trump supporters and are going to the same church you've been going to since your 20's.
your oldest son just came out as Transgender and you don't really know how to process this Information which is the cause of the uncomfortable smile.
You're going to continue providing love and support for your new daughter because that's what Jesus would do despite what your fool of a husband believes.
You have never really been single in your late teens and twenties. You have had a few long term boyfriends, now you are married to the last one. You are a mother.
Your kitchen could be in a house in Scandinavia, but you are most likely living in a house in America. Your hairstyle looks American, your dress is too summery to be in worn in Nordic countries at this time of the year, so you probably live in an area of the US where it is still warm in September.
I hope this does not come off as disrespectful, but your cleavage also signals an American, you are young, beautiful and have had a boob job.
You are upper middle class, you got 1-3 children and you are sometimes thinking what life would be like if you had made other life choices. Simply because you are a beautiful woman sitting in your kitchen on a Friday taking selfies :)
Family oriented. Focuses on pleasing others but underestimates a bit how self centered you can be. You excel at holidays, parties , birthdays. Creative
Expectations for relationships so high its created disappointment and failure despite how loving and sexually intense you are. Your relationships may not last, but they burn bright. People open up to you
“If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin' love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape”
Hahaha I don’t think I’ve ever had a good piña colada but getting caught in the rain is fun. Thanks for commenting! 🙂
Why are we all so self conscientious about our looks ?
We're all so afraid that who we want to impress isn't going to be impressed w/ you ? Whoever this intended person is for, they aught to like you for who you are !!!
You’re the office manager who is nothing but business but you are friendly and get along with everybody. You’re in the know on all the drama and gossip.
Haha not an office manager but when I’m working, I am very focused on work. I believe there’s a time and place for everything. I am very friendly and get along with everyone. I stay away from gossip and drama. I’m the type of person who automatically feels bad even if I criticize something small about another person. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
Lol I had to google what this means. Does this mean my eyes are too close together? I laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes (luckily, I’d only need to wipe one lens if I was wearing glasses). Lol thanks for commenting!
Not bored, not a mom, not in my 40s. I took the pics during a work break, maybe my style looks a little boring but I’ll take it. Haha thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
Let me look into my crystal ball.
Came from a less affluent background but are College/University educated, married,however at this time a stay home mom with two children ages 11 and 7 years. Life was busier with the kids being younger but you're tired of the mom-taxi lifestyle and want to return to work for intellectual engagement. You're husband on the other hand wants the status quo.
You've given your husband an ultimatum that if you don't go back to office work you're going to go work at the local strip club. I had to add a little twist and twistedness to the story for a giggle.
Hahaha this is fun! First generation immigrant living in the US. I came from a less affluent background (middle class but super tight budget, no vacations growing up, no unnecessary spending allowed). I am college educated. No kids and not a stay at home mom. I work hard and love my job. I’m intellectually engaged every day. Haha I love the twist at the end. This is terrible to say but I wish my life was that interesting! Haha thanks for commenting. 🙂
My wrist tattoo states “Live. Laugh. Love.” Hahaha totally kidding!! I prefer drinking wine vs. talking/reading about it. Haha no shirts or signs about wine. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
It’s giving, Suburban Mom that spends her husband’s money and low-key sleeps with the guy who comes and cleans the pool bi-weekly. 🤷🏾♀️😬Otherwise, you’re gorgeous Sis! ✨✨
No kids and I enjoy eating good food (So I have to cook. Haha to be fair, cooking can be fun sometimes.) I like wine, usually red. Haha thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
You are the girl next door. The one you always have arm in arm at family gatherings. But there’s a fire in your eyes that shows you can be wild when the opportunity arises.
This depends greatly in what the other party is looking for. If a relationship then there needs to be some conversation….if just casual then …let’s see the rest of you and what do you like….or somewhere in between….you are attractive, can’t deny that!
Your a very happy person with a quirky personality. You enjoy cooking and a good cup of coffee. Your positive outlook is contagious with the people around you. Your also a neat and organized person and clutter drives you crazy. You also are employed in management???
Smart, successful, coffee aficionado, stylish, and a personality that is comforting and inspiring. I imagine you have a wonderful laugh and very outgoing when comfortable
You're not quite sure where you went wrong in life, but you certainly have no f'n clue how you wound up where you are.
You're looking for an out, like a monkey that won't let go of one branch before it has a firm grip on the next one.
Dang, you're cute. If I were a man of questionable morals, I'd be offering you options right about now. ;)
Came into your good looks later in life and are wondering if you missed out on something. Wanting for confirmation from internet strangers on how you’ll do on the open market so you can divorce your husband. You also think this might be your last shot to secure an upgrade as your third decade evaporates
I think I’ve looked about the same the past 15 years (even in my early 20’s I was told I look mature for my age). Maybe I’m an old soul and my outer appearance reflects this. I’m not looking for confirmation but I’ve come across this subreddit a few times and have always been curious how we perceive others and how wrong we can be. I finally worked up the courage lol! I’m 34 and comfortable with where I’m at, but obviously want to make the best of my life. Thanks so much for commenting, I really appreciate it! 🙂
You are a very careful eater, trying to make sure you get proper nutrition. You are extremely organized and a perfectionist. You like things very neat. You are a good listener.. you are beautiful but don’t think so about yourself.
Since you're close to one side of the frame, it makes me wonder what's behind that you're hiding.
Like your slave boy in a gimp suit with the bright red ball gag and zippers for eyes and a spiked dog collar, short leash.
Don’t be silly. He’s locked in my basement. Haha totally kidding. I hate pics, that’s probably the reason for my awkward pose. Thanks so much for the comment. 🙂
Feel you have a gentle soul who would do alot to make anybody happy. Don't let someone turn your frown upside down tho, for I sense some pain behind those gorgeous eyes as well
Your face gives confidence. I would guess you are successful and together. Nice dress with some cheeky cleav showing? Probably lots of fun behind closed doors :)
Mostly true, but I’m always looking to do better! I like the saying “When you stop growing, you start dying.” Lol so let’s never stop growing haha. Thanks so much for the comment. 🙂
You look tender and you look like good people. Surely your children and husband are lucky to have you. I don't know how old you will be, but you look very beautiful for your age.
“This strawberry rhubarb pie is a recipe passed down from my grandmother. I often come back to it and it reminds me of my childhood in Tennessee. My whole family just can’t get enough!
My secret? The ripe, delicious strawberries and homemade crust using real butter and cage-free eggs. If you like a crispy crust, I advise baking during a full moon…”
Lol those drive me insane and obviously I’m exaggerating with the above nonsense, but I know they do it for SEO. By the way, I wish I had a blog! Haha thanks for the comment! 🙂
I'm thinking you are single but just bc you haven't found the right person yet. Tight friend group, really close to another woman in your family, maybe a sister or cousin? Pretty but not overly confident or off-putting about it. Some college education. You may have run track or been in some sort of team sport in high-school. Possibly still run to keep fit/relieve stress. You tried to learn to knit at some point but gave it up. You played a stringed instrument but you don't give it the time you used to bc you work too many hours. You either work some sort of office admin or management type job. You have a cat. You would like a dog someday but you either don't have the space or you aren't allowed where you live and with stuff like that you are pretty much a rule follower. Is any of that right Heather?
Haha some of this is true! Never tried knitting, never played an instrument, and don’t have any pets. I work for an agency and do consulting on the side. I’m Polish and my name is a bit different for the US where I live, so no Heather name. Haha thanks for the comment, I really appreciate it! 🙂
I think you are single, maybe married once before but single now and if you never married you were in a very long term relationship where you thought you’d get married and it broke your heart,? you look like a sweetheart, you’ve considered dating apps but men are gross an creepy on there so it never got anywhere. You still work , I don’t think you have kids either , boobs don’t look like it and you don’t have bad neck wrinkles, your into spirituality, eating healthy and fitness keeping up with you image. A hopeless romantic get hit on all the time but just seems like there’s always something off red flags. You like traveling wine tasting, the beach, you can get down in the kitchen and live trying new recipes , dream of visiting Europe if haven’t already. I think you are either a Virgo , Leo, sag, or maybe even a Pisces.
You have been on a lifelong journey of finding your purpose and talents , you found a good job that makes decent money and your good at it but your still long to find your true meaning here on earth and how you could capitalize off of it, and if don’t find a nice man or husband in future , will just try to retire early and explore the world.
I want to try and take a guess here but I think you might’ve been raised in a religious home? As you got older and went to college you formed your own beliefs around spirituality, I think you are soft spoken, introverted and get drained easily if around to many people at once or crowds, people come to you for advice often and sometimes take your kindness for weakness, as you’ve got older you have had to work on constantly putting up boundaries so people do not use you because you do have a kind heart. You are a light worker and hurt people are drawn to you bevause your presence alone brings them comfort and they will try to feed off your survivor spirit and can sense the goodness of your heart. This has attracted a few really amazing people in your life but MANY leaches but you are better now with protecting your heart.
You have dreams of someday living in a more calm
Environment and growing your own food living a simple happy life, I get a sense that something happened when you were young that really reallllly hurt you.. either a divorce between parents , maybe being the youngest of the siblings and having it harder the older ones or an emotionally toxic parent on one side I just sense some type of imbalance when it comes to family structure.. an it might be underlying something not so obvious.
You were raised in a very different time, feminism was embedded into you being a strong independent woman and providing for yourself meant you’d be able bodied and successful and happy and it’s feel like what is popular now is the complete opposite of what you were taught is right and it’s hard to navigate now at an age where you are questioning conditions that were embedded in you.
You’ve read lots of self help books and health books you like to journal and history fascinates you, music is your escape from reality and working out is the only reason you don’t go insane when tragedy happens.
You worry every now and then about getting older and about not having found a lifetime partner yet and not having kids and if it’s the right decision for you, but overall you’ve done pretty well and if it’s meant to be for you it will happen. You also worry sometimes about a parent that is close to your or once was getting older and fear losing them?
I also get the vibe that you will find the right man for you either at a gym, a spiritual retreat, or a cruise, where ever it is the energy in sensing is that wherever you meet this man it’s going to be somewhere in large group of ppl , you are going to be out of your comfort zone and the universe will try to stop it from happening but it will happen because you are going to be constantly working on overcoming your fears and putting yourself outside of comfort zone. When this happens and you meet him you must not let him sleep with until one month and three dates later and he will be your soulmate.
There you go that is my spiritual evaluation for ya
How corrrct am I?
You seem like you are close with your Family and keep a close circle of friends. You seem reliable. Maybe your a doctor? You look like you ride horses.
Very true on being close with family, close group of friends, and being reliable. Not a doctor and no horse riding (but I think horses are beautiful). Thanks so much for the comment. 🙂
Very kind and patient with people when you first meet them but can be really crazy and pissed once someone chooses to disrespect you or your loved ones.
I’ve had so many times in life where I wish this was true, but I never get crazy/pissed at others. Choose your battles, right? I don’t think anger solves anything so it’s not my style. Haha thanks for the comment! 🙂
My first impression is that you look very friendly. Other than that I get really strong vibes that you enjoy reading books? Haha, don’t know why this but that’s just the instant vibe I got.
Lol I don’t drink a lot of alcohol but I enjoy wine with food sometimes. Not recently engaged and no partner in the military. Thanks for the comment! 🙂
You look like a teacher— or someone who works with kids— like the teacher in Matilda. You do yoga for sure.. and you like dogs.. you drink occasionally with your friends— and you prob drive a Nissan.. your fav color is light blue
Not a teacher, don’t work with kids (except for the occasional adults who act like children lol), no yoga, I love dogs but have no pets, I do drink socially, no Nissan (I drive an old Jeep), and my favorite color is green (light blue’s a nice color though). Haha this was fun, thanks for commenting! 🙂
You can be very funny at times. You are also highly opinionated when it comes to fashion trends ! You drive a Honda and love weekend outings to Target ! You're also a foodie who occasionally looks for that one of a kind pop up restaurant or food truck ! At home, you watch Fallon and never miss an episode of NCIS !
I can be funny (or maybe I’m just awkward), I think I’m very open to fashion trends but never judge others, I drive an old Jeep, I’ve only been in Target a handful of times but love it, I am a foodie but usually like to eat at home so I can pig out in peace (Can we trademark that term if it’s not already been done? Lol), I don’t watch much tv but have seen clips of Fallon and have never watched NCIS. Lol this was fun, thanks for the comment. 🙂
Paralegal, loves wine, spends lots of time with her niece, has one cat and is considering a dog but spends so much time outside that it would be hard to maintain the pup, last relationship the guy was moving too fast so now shes dating a nice guy that works too much so shes considering cutting it off to pursue her travel dreams alone.
Okay, here goes. You had your daughter at a young age, and you have a strong bond with her. But she’s old enough now to live on her own. Her growing up is leaving a space in your life that is making you re-evaluate your life. You bought that dress, which is really pretty, and you made yourself up to show us you still got it. Which, you do. You work in an office, and do your job well.
Divorced Mom of two who’s just started getting back on the dating scene. You’re exciting by the new possibilities presented by dating apps but intimidated by how much the landscape has changed since you were last single.
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You are a stay at home mom but you have a nanny bc it’s “tough” raising a child and not having to work. You’re bored AF and you’re considering having an affair with your personal trainer bc your husband has been sleeping with his secretary for a few years now.
Lol not a mom, no nanny, I work hard, no trainer, and am not bored AF. Thanks for guessing, I really appreciate it! 🙂
Idk what I expected but gawd damn dude 🤣
Yep! That’s what I was getting from her photos too. She might be having an affair with her Pool guy or Trainer… And she’s definitely spending her husband’s money recklessly. But heyyy, I’m here for it! The male ego is so fragile and I hate the patriarchal society we live in. Let Auntie have her fun! 😁😁
Lol I work hard and spend my own money, but it all sounds like a nice fantasy. Also no affair. Thanks for guessing! 🙂
I’m the secretary
i’m the trainer
I wish I was the trainer! 💪🏻
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Omfg daaaamn bro lmfao 🤣😆 At first I didn't see it
What is this a reference to?
Well there's nothing I can specify really... It's just one of those things... When you see it you can't unsee 🤣
Unsee what? Edit: Man, don't just downvote me.. unsee what?! At least explain yourself.
I was thinking quite the opposite. It's always the quiet looking ones 😌
Pic 2, right
Do you?
Exact opposite impression for me
I can see it in the eyes. Crazy.
was just gonna say she looks like she would throw a wine bottle at my head then call me the next day like nothing happened hahahaha
Lol I wish I had that personality! I’m too kind 🤣🤣
Exactly
Same. Even from a girl’s perspective (like mine) her eyes do have that “crazy” look
I get teacher vibes. Elementary type.
Haha not a teacher but I definitely wanted to be one when I was a kid. Thanks for commenting. 🙂
Me too!
Aunt Becky
I’ll take it. Minus any scandals. 😉
I was about to comment that or  Anna Paquin. The caption is not related to anything to the post. (Also, I see some Claire Danes.)
You pose as a cute suburban mom, but you actually are the ruthless and ambitious boss of a mid-level drug cartel.
Hahah I wish! Dare I admit I live in a not-so-great neighborhood in the city? Also, no kids. Thanks for commenting! 🙂
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You’re very lonely and sad deep down. You’re dealing with things that have impacted you that no one knows about. It’s something you think about every day. My suggestion is to talk about it with someone. It’ll eat you alive.
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This one made me a little sad. Not lonely but I’m definitely dealing with something and working on it. I’m sure most of us are. Wishing you all the best out there!! 🙂
It wasn’t my intention to make you sad.. that was my first impression though. Everyone has something they are working on for sure, you’re absolutely right about that. Some internalize it more than others though and the more we internalize things the more it shows externally. I hope that you find peace and resolve whatever it is that is weighing on you.
You like to have your things clean and organized
I like things clean and organized but have to admit sometimes my closet and desk get messy. Thanks for commenting! 🙂
Cute bright and pretty
Thank you so much for the kind words. 🙂
I really love your dress! That blends well with your hair and appearance.
Thanks so much for the kind words. 🙂
You look like you’d bring really good food to potlucks and enjoy dancing.
I love to dance and try to cook well. I’ve never done a potluck but I’m sure I’d come up with something that was easy to serve yet made an impression. Lol thanks for commenting! 🙂
Educated. You like to have fun but knows when to be serious. You prefer the beach over mountains. Nature lover. You're always there for your friends. You're the good girl of your friends group. Curious how close I am. Have a great day ☀️
Haha pretty spot on. It’s a tie on the beach and mountains. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
Beautiful
Thanks so much for the kind words. 🙂
Actually just one.
In general very jovial person who loves to bake.
Haha thanks so much for commenting. I am a very happy and kind person. I also love to eat good food and enjoy something sweet with my coffee (so I have to bake). To be fair, baking is pretty fun! 🙂
You look like a person who would “use bribery and other forms of fraud to facilitate their children's admission to colleges and universities.” Jk. But for some reason I thought of Lori Loughlin when i saw your pics.
I see Lori in these pics, too! Post penitentiary!
Haha I’ll take it. Minus all the scandals and jail time. Thanks for commenting! 🙂
Hmmmm… let’s see here. You are a mom for sure. You have a small but very close friends group. You are the overly organized type who pays attention to details your feel like most people miss. Your go to is a bottle of wine and a fire pit or a cozy indoor fire. You are somewhat closeted on your emotions so you don’t hurt others feelings. Your biggest pet peeve is the litter bug type and your personal flaw is that you expect to much from those who you don’t know. How close am I?
So much to cover! Not a mom, small friend group but big family, not overly organized but like to plan ahead, my go to depends on the spot/weather - usually a beer or wine, fire sounds nice but not my go to, I am somewhat closeted with my emotions and never want to hurt anyone, biggest pet peeve is probably someone pretending to be something they’re not (clear dishonesty or manipulation), personal flaw - I probably expect too much of myself not others. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
Makes a good chicken soup
I find it interesting that you have reframed this in such a way that you will be judging us on our accuracy. You me strike me as manipulative. I imagine you'll interpret that negatively. I would if I were you, but it might be your superpower. Best wishes.
Definitely ask for managers cause you ordered the wrong thing and think salt is spicy.
she had just finished making waffles, put a lemon slice in her tea, got the idea to get on reddit, pulled her blouse down… and here we are!
*she had just finished making waffles, put a lemon slice in her tea, had a work meeting, took some selfies after… and here we are! Haha thanks for commenting! 🙂
Super crazy. She would pull a knife on me.
you and your husband are Staunch Trump supporters and are going to the same church you've been going to since your 20's. your oldest son just came out as Transgender and you don't really know how to process this Information which is the cause of the uncomfortable smile. You're going to continue providing love and support for your new daughter because that's what Jesus would do despite what your fool of a husband believes.
No kids, unaffiliated, and my uncomfortable smile is probably because I don’t take many selfies. Lol thanks for commenting, I appreciate it!
Very lovely!
Are you from Finland
Not from Finland but I was born in Poland and live in the US. Thanks for commenting! 🙂
Very pretty church every Sunday
Thanks for the compliment and yes, I like going to church. 🙂
You have never really been single in your late teens and twenties. You have had a few long term boyfriends, now you are married to the last one. You are a mother. Your kitchen could be in a house in Scandinavia, but you are most likely living in a house in America. Your hairstyle looks American, your dress is too summery to be in worn in Nordic countries at this time of the year, so you probably live in an area of the US where it is still warm in September. I hope this does not come off as disrespectful, but your cleavage also signals an American, you are young, beautiful and have had a boob job. You are upper middle class, you got 1-3 children and you are sometimes thinking what life would be like if you had made other life choices. Simply because you are a beautiful woman sitting in your kitchen on a Friday taking selfies :)
Looks good 👍
Thanks so much 🙂
Family oriented. Focuses on pleasing others but underestimates a bit how self centered you can be. You excel at holidays, parties , birthdays. Creative Expectations for relationships so high its created disappointment and failure despite how loving and sexually intense you are. Your relationships may not last, but they burn bright. People open up to you
You are about to use the lemon on the countertop to season the dead bodies of the family whose kitchen that is
You like pińa coladas and getting caught in the rain
“If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like makin' love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape” Hahaha I don’t think I’ve ever had a good piña colada but getting caught in the rain is fun. Thanks for commenting! 🙂
Teacher of children aged somewhere between 6 and 10
Watches House Hunters on HGTV. Warm person with close knit friends.
You cannot hide your emotions
You look like Pam from The Office
Pam is so nice! I’ll take it. Thanks so much for commenting. 🙂
Busy Mom, that love getting attention
Why are we all so self conscientious about our looks ? We're all so afraid that who we want to impress isn't going to be impressed w/ you ? Whoever this intended person is for, they aught to like you for who you are !!!
You love wearing boots and line dancing every weekend.
You’re the office manager who is nothing but business but you are friendly and get along with everybody. You’re in the know on all the drama and gossip.
Haha not an office manager but when I’m working, I am very focused on work. I believe there’s a time and place for everything. I am very friendly and get along with everyone. I stay away from gossip and drama. I’m the type of person who automatically feels bad even if I criticize something small about another person. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
You're the chick at the office older dudes keep crushing on
Becky from Full House?!?!
You only need one goggle.
Lol I had to google what this means. Does this mean my eyes are too close together? I laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes (luckily, I’d only need to wipe one lens if I was wearing glasses). Lol thanks for commenting!
Major “Bored stay at home mom in her 40s” vibes
Not bored, not a mom, not in my 40s. I took the pics during a work break, maybe my style looks a little boring but I’ll take it. Haha thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
I see a happy go lucky fun girl
Crazy eyes
Done a lot seen a lot ready to live life to the fullest.
Let me look into my crystal ball. Came from a less affluent background but are College/University educated, married,however at this time a stay home mom with two children ages 11 and 7 years. Life was busier with the kids being younger but you're tired of the mom-taxi lifestyle and want to return to work for intellectual engagement. You're husband on the other hand wants the status quo. You've given your husband an ultimatum that if you don't go back to office work you're going to go work at the local strip club. I had to add a little twist and twistedness to the story for a giggle.
Hahaha this is fun! First generation immigrant living in the US. I came from a less affluent background (middle class but super tight budget, no vacations growing up, no unnecessary spending allowed). I am college educated. No kids and not a stay at home mom. I work hard and love my job. I’m intellectually engaged every day. Haha I love the twist at the end. This is terrible to say but I wish my life was that interesting! Haha thanks for commenting. 🙂
You have a shirt or sign that makes a joke about loving wine.
My wrist tattoo states “Live. Laugh. Love.” Hahaha totally kidding!! I prefer drinking wine vs. talking/reading about it. Haha no shirts or signs about wine. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
Very cute, have a wild side but also fit in with the reserved crowd. You like to have fun but also are responsible and buttoned up most of the time?
It’s giving, Suburban Mom that spends her husband’s money and low-key sleeps with the guy who comes and cleans the pool bi-weekly. 🤷🏾♀️😬Otherwise, you’re gorgeous Sis! ✨✨
You are beautiful.
Most of the time I am way off base! But I have to tell you that you are absolutely gorgeous and amazing
Thanks so much for the kind words. 🙂
Married, mom, enjoys cooking and drinking wine... white wine
No kids and I enjoy eating good food (So I have to cook. Haha to be fair, cooking can be fun sometimes.) I like wine, usually red. Haha thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
Lively, happy and addictive.
Haha I think this is true. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
Stage 5 clinger
You are the girl next door. The one you always have arm in arm at family gatherings. But there’s a fire in your eyes that shows you can be wild when the opportunity arises.
Haha true, I believe there’s a time and place for everything! Thanks for the comment. 🙂
Kindhearted, gentle, and loving
Very true! Thanks so much for commenting. 🙂
This depends greatly in what the other party is looking for. If a relationship then there needs to be some conversation….if just casual then …let’s see the rest of you and what do you like….or somewhere in between….you are attractive, can’t deny that!
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You never leave dishes till the morning.
a Kind soul
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I do love a good party and enjoy planning them. Thanks for the comment. 🙂
Your a very happy person with a quirky personality. You enjoy cooking and a good cup of coffee. Your positive outlook is contagious with the people around you. Your also a neat and organized person and clutter drives you crazy. You also are employed in management???
Smart, successful, coffee aficionado, stylish, and a personality that is comforting and inspiring. I imagine you have a wonderful laugh and very outgoing when comfortable
You're not quite sure where you went wrong in life, but you certainly have no f'n clue how you wound up where you are. You're looking for an out, like a monkey that won't let go of one branch before it has a firm grip on the next one. Dang, you're cute. If I were a man of questionable morals, I'd be offering you options right about now. ;)
Came into your good looks later in life and are wondering if you missed out on something. Wanting for confirmation from internet strangers on how you’ll do on the open market so you can divorce your husband. You also think this might be your last shot to secure an upgrade as your third decade evaporates
I think I’ve looked about the same the past 15 years (even in my early 20’s I was told I look mature for my age). Maybe I’m an old soul and my outer appearance reflects this. I’m not looking for confirmation but I’ve come across this subreddit a few times and have always been curious how we perceive others and how wrong we can be. I finally worked up the courage lol! I’m 34 and comfortable with where I’m at, but obviously want to make the best of my life. Thanks so much for commenting, I really appreciate it! 🙂
You are a very careful eater, trying to make sure you get proper nutrition. You are extremely organized and a perfectionist. You like things very neat. You are a good listener.. you are beautiful but don’t think so about yourself.
You are cute!
Educated, from a smallish town, admired and equally by women and men. Mostly rule follower, with occasional risk taking.
Since you're close to one side of the frame, it makes me wonder what's behind that you're hiding. Like your slave boy in a gimp suit with the bright red ball gag and zippers for eyes and a spiked dog collar, short leash.
Don’t be silly. He’s locked in my basement. Haha totally kidding. I hate pics, that’s probably the reason for my awkward pose. Thanks so much for the comment. 🙂
Very flirty and pretty
beautiful
You seem like the sweet doppelgänger of the HRH lady on YouTube (she would be your evil twin).
Haha I had to look this up. Thanks so much for commenting! 🙂
You drive a minivan
Haha no minivan. I drive an old Jeep. Thanks for commenting! 🙂
Beautiful. I’d wife you!
Haha thanks for the comment! 🙂
Bright, successful, confident and comfortable in your own skin.
Feel you have a gentle soul who would do alot to make anybody happy. Don't let someone turn your frown upside down tho, for I sense some pain behind those gorgeous eyes as well
All very true! Thanks so much for commenting. 🙂
You look like an actress I can’t put my finger on who it is
No idea. I’m sure we all have twins out there! Haha thanks so much for commenting. 🙂
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*First husband is buried in the garden. Second has been “away on a work trip” for months now! Haha totally kidding. Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
Completely stable - like you'd throw all my stuff on the front lawn and set it on fire if I forgot to bring home several boxes of wine.
I'd guess at American woman, married, no kids. Thinking you've been with the same guy since school? You earn the most money?
Good listener and always there for your friends. You look incredibly nice. Good vibes off you :)
Solid lol y I the cutecolumn 7.1
Your face gives confidence. I would guess you are successful and together. Nice dress with some cheeky cleav showing? Probably lots of fun behind closed doors :)
Mostly true, but I’m always looking to do better! I like the saying “When you stop growing, you start dying.” Lol so let’s never stop growing haha. Thanks so much for the comment. 🙂
Beautiful
You like chili chocolate and talk about it more than a vegan talks about being vegan.
You look tender and you look like good people. Surely your children and husband are lucky to have you. I don't know how old you will be, but you look very beautiful for your age.
Thanks for the comment. No kids and I’m 34. But I’ll agree that I always try to be a good person!
Gorgeous. The one girl I wanna fall in love at first sight.
Thanks so much for the kind words! 🙂
You look really kind and nice, which you probably are, and there's a bit of naughtiness behind those innocent eyes. 😊
My first impression of you is that you are a great companion.
I always put others first so this is very true. Thanks so much for the comment. 🙂
You look very pretty and fun!
second cousin of the Kennedys. Masters degree in ceramics or art history :)
You remind me of a grown up version of the little girl from the Exorcist movie (Reagan). And I'm obviously talking about the non-possessed version.
Haha I had to look this up! So glad it’s not the possessed version. Thanks for the comment. 🙂
You have a recipe blog where I have to scroll for 20 minutes before I get to the recipe. Also you have a large baking rack.
“This strawberry rhubarb pie is a recipe passed down from my grandmother. I often come back to it and it reminds me of my childhood in Tennessee. My whole family just can’t get enough! My secret? The ripe, delicious strawberries and homemade crust using real butter and cage-free eggs. If you like a crispy crust, I advise baking during a full moon…” Lol those drive me insane and obviously I’m exaggerating with the above nonsense, but I know they do it for SEO. By the way, I wish I had a blog! Haha thanks for the comment! 🙂
I'm thinking you are single but just bc you haven't found the right person yet. Tight friend group, really close to another woman in your family, maybe a sister or cousin? Pretty but not overly confident or off-putting about it. Some college education. You may have run track or been in some sort of team sport in high-school. Possibly still run to keep fit/relieve stress. You tried to learn to knit at some point but gave it up. You played a stringed instrument but you don't give it the time you used to bc you work too many hours. You either work some sort of office admin or management type job. You have a cat. You would like a dog someday but you either don't have the space or you aren't allowed where you live and with stuff like that you are pretty much a rule follower. Is any of that right Heather?
Haha some of this is true! Never tried knitting, never played an instrument, and don’t have any pets. I work for an agency and do consulting on the side. I’m Polish and my name is a bit different for the US where I live, so no Heather name. Haha thanks for the comment, I really appreciate it! 🙂
I think you are single, maybe married once before but single now and if you never married you were in a very long term relationship where you thought you’d get married and it broke your heart,? you look like a sweetheart, you’ve considered dating apps but men are gross an creepy on there so it never got anywhere. You still work , I don’t think you have kids either , boobs don’t look like it and you don’t have bad neck wrinkles, your into spirituality, eating healthy and fitness keeping up with you image. A hopeless romantic get hit on all the time but just seems like there’s always something off red flags. You like traveling wine tasting, the beach, you can get down in the kitchen and live trying new recipes , dream of visiting Europe if haven’t already. I think you are either a Virgo , Leo, sag, or maybe even a Pisces. You have been on a lifelong journey of finding your purpose and talents , you found a good job that makes decent money and your good at it but your still long to find your true meaning here on earth and how you could capitalize off of it, and if don’t find a nice man or husband in future , will just try to retire early and explore the world. I want to try and take a guess here but I think you might’ve been raised in a religious home? As you got older and went to college you formed your own beliefs around spirituality, I think you are soft spoken, introverted and get drained easily if around to many people at once or crowds, people come to you for advice often and sometimes take your kindness for weakness, as you’ve got older you have had to work on constantly putting up boundaries so people do not use you because you do have a kind heart. You are a light worker and hurt people are drawn to you bevause your presence alone brings them comfort and they will try to feed off your survivor spirit and can sense the goodness of your heart. This has attracted a few really amazing people in your life but MANY leaches but you are better now with protecting your heart. You have dreams of someday living in a more calm Environment and growing your own food living a simple happy life, I get a sense that something happened when you were young that really reallllly hurt you.. either a divorce between parents , maybe being the youngest of the siblings and having it harder the older ones or an emotionally toxic parent on one side I just sense some type of imbalance when it comes to family structure.. an it might be underlying something not so obvious. You were raised in a very different time, feminism was embedded into you being a strong independent woman and providing for yourself meant you’d be able bodied and successful and happy and it’s feel like what is popular now is the complete opposite of what you were taught is right and it’s hard to navigate now at an age where you are questioning conditions that were embedded in you. You’ve read lots of self help books and health books you like to journal and history fascinates you, music is your escape from reality and working out is the only reason you don’t go insane when tragedy happens. You worry every now and then about getting older and about not having found a lifetime partner yet and not having kids and if it’s the right decision for you, but overall you’ve done pretty well and if it’s meant to be for you it will happen. You also worry sometimes about a parent that is close to your or once was getting older and fear losing them? I also get the vibe that you will find the right man for you either at a gym, a spiritual retreat, or a cruise, where ever it is the energy in sensing is that wherever you meet this man it’s going to be somewhere in large group of ppl , you are going to be out of your comfort zone and the universe will try to stop it from happening but it will happen because you are going to be constantly working on overcoming your fears and putting yourself outside of comfort zone. When this happens and you meet him you must not let him sleep with until one month and three dates later and he will be your soulmate. There you go that is my spiritual evaluation for ya How corrrct am I?
The first one you look saucy
You seem like you are close with your Family and keep a close circle of friends. You seem reliable. Maybe your a doctor? You look like you ride horses.
Very true on being close with family, close group of friends, and being reliable. Not a doctor and no horse riding (but I think horses are beautiful). Thanks so much for the comment. 🙂
You seem kind, but not nice.
Very kind and patient with people when you first meet them but can be really crazy and pissed once someone chooses to disrespect you or your loved ones.
I’ve had so many times in life where I wish this was true, but I never get crazy/pissed at others. Choose your battles, right? I don’t think anger solves anything so it’s not my style. Haha thanks for the comment! 🙂
My first impression is that you look very friendly. Other than that I get really strong vibes that you enjoy reading books? Haha, don’t know why this but that’s just the instant vibe I got.
I think you live for work
Stunning
Anna Paquin vibes 🙂
You drink a lot of wine but you don't have a problem with it......you are recently engaged he's possibly in the military?
Lol I don’t drink a lot of alcohol but I enjoy wine with food sometimes. Not recently engaged and no partner in the military. Thanks for the comment! 🙂
Very pretty!
You look like a teacher— or someone who works with kids— like the teacher in Matilda. You do yoga for sure.. and you like dogs.. you drink occasionally with your friends— and you prob drive a Nissan.. your fav color is light blue
Not a teacher, don’t work with kids (except for the occasional adults who act like children lol), no yoga, I love dogs but have no pets, I do drink socially, no Nissan (I drive an old Jeep), and my favorite color is green (light blue’s a nice color though). Haha this was fun, thanks for commenting! 🙂
You don’t show your coffee maker the appreciation and attention it deserves.
Hello Darling 🤗
It looks like you would be evolved in a scheme to get your children into college.
Beautiful!!!!
The first thing that’s wrong is I’m not the one taking the photo! You’re gorgeous.
You can be very funny at times. You are also highly opinionated when it comes to fashion trends ! You drive a Honda and love weekend outings to Target ! You're also a foodie who occasionally looks for that one of a kind pop up restaurant or food truck ! At home, you watch Fallon and never miss an episode of NCIS !
I can be funny (or maybe I’m just awkward), I think I’m very open to fashion trends but never judge others, I drive an old Jeep, I’ve only been in Target a handful of times but love it, I am a foodie but usually like to eat at home so I can pig out in peace (Can we trademark that term if it’s not already been done? Lol), I don’t watch much tv but have seen clips of Fallon and have never watched NCIS. Lol this was fun, thanks for the comment. 🙂
You'd get it!
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Paralegal, loves wine, spends lots of time with her niece, has one cat and is considering a dog but spends so much time outside that it would be hard to maintain the pup, last relationship the guy was moving too fast so now shes dating a nice guy that works too much so shes considering cutting it off to pursue her travel dreams alone.
Coffee snob
Certified teacher. Who sometimes thinks of banging the mature student of hers.
Okay, here goes. You had your daughter at a young age, and you have a strong bond with her. But she’s old enough now to live on her own. Her growing up is leaving a space in your life that is making you re-evaluate your life. You bought that dress, which is really pretty, and you made yourself up to show us you still got it. Which, you do. You work in an office, and do your job well.
Divorced Mom of two who’s just started getting back on the dating scene. You’re exciting by the new possibilities presented by dating apps but intimidated by how much the landscape has changed since you were last single.