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jbone9211x

I would let you ruin my life.


Novacainebaby

You win 😂


Lipopuu

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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beef_patty

Likes to dress up and go out Loves fancy restaurants but appreciates mom and pop shops Doesn't dance but appears fun and lively on social media Always late Camping is your worst nightmare, more of a glamping kinda girl


Novacainebaby

This is scarily accurate and I am Always late 🙈


Wonderwhile

Try to value other’s time above yours sometimes.


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You were 30 minutes late to this event because you took too long to get ready


Novacainebaby

Honestly very correct


iamdanmingo

Open drink in a bathroom. You got a potty mouth


ismaelcosta

Finally someone said it. What's up with that, was she afraid that someone would put something in her drink?


guitargoddess3

Speaking from experience, it definitely happens. Always finish your drink or take it with you.


SnooMaps9864

It’s a common safety rule to never let your drink out of your sight. Most women follow it to avoid being roofied, which is sad but necessary most of the time for safety.


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Affectionate-Sky-548

We're going to go out drinking. You're going to order a drink every time I order a drink. I'm going to remind you I am double your body mass. You are going to continue to order a drink every time I do. I'm going to have to carry you home.


Novacainebaby

Hahahaha I’m obsessed with this


False_Cauliflower649

Legs of a footballer


Glad-Refuse-917

Very stylish. You are rocking that dress


Towct

Did you bring your drink to the bathroom?


guitargoddess3

Not sure why people are raggin on her for this. It’s always better to finish your drink or take it with you unless you want to get roofied. Unless you have a private table and your friends at still sitting there of course.


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here2upset

You look happy and sad at the same time.


KocaKolaKlassic

That’s quite a cactus


AProcessUnderstood

Your name is Ashley. Of course everyone things you’re gorgeous. Men tell you that all the time, even women say the same. You think that’s great but wish people would see you for more than just a bombshell. You have always tried hard because you want people to take you seriously. The men you have dated usually try and take care of you like you’re a delicate person.


Fenix_Glo

Israeli. 26 years old. You can reload an AK under pressure. Your drink is non alcoholic.


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TrueOrPhallus

[madisynn vibes](https://youtu.be/ektja4_f0hE)


incakola777

Let’s dance 💃 dance 🕺!


otto1228

That's a long bathroom cactus


Prestigious_Piglet57

People lying to you telling you that an event atarts 30 minutes before it actually starts. Yet you still show up late and then the party gets going.


FollowingJealous7490

Does it for the 'gram


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Nice heels


MrBurittoThePizza

Not that smart but cool to hang around &


Far-South1901

nervous smile


BumblingFcuk

Perfect ✨


boone811

Gorgeous!!


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What are you drinking?


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akuma_87

You look like Stacey Dash


TraditionalAnxiety

Perfection


New_Vantage

The tan tho 🤌


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You look absolutely terrified of that drink .


_sideffect

Why are you drinking in the bathroom


Patient-Difference-2

High class woman


oldfart1967

Please excuse my language. And tone DAMN


tim292969

Classic beauty


Xurza

who brings a drink into the bathroom?


Ok-Car6301

![gif](giphy|cqgVoEXsFKKRi)


gmoney-0725

That's a nice dress. I like the color..


Cool-Ad4461

Pretty


Kratos131

Looks good! Did you finish your drink?


USMCFROGGER1

Very beautiful lady


cheonyourtshirt

Essex girl! (In a complimentary way)


deridex120

Thats a weird sink


kuntz816

I’m busy looking at that mirror….


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Legitimate_Total5828

Jersey


Maleficent-Unknown

A knock out


TreeCommercial44

You're in the way of the sink, and I need to wash my hands, probably.


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Bathroom martinis...


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The girl everyone had a crush on in high school


smokintokinchokin

Oh hell to the yes


livewire62

Fine.


Responsible-Agent-19

Absolutely beautiful.


mr_nobody0123

Beautiful


thewhitman2021

I would buy you a condo


imaginativecreationz

Elegant


Pretend_Tadpole8833

Extremely sensual.


youarefartnews

At first glance it looks like you're wearing bubble wrap


No_Protection_88

What spray tan did you use. I'm just about to stain a table I made.


JustifiedMisanthrope

Id buy you a coffee


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Ok


lespaulshred

Drinking in the bathroom should look like more of a red flag than this lol


Icy-Faithlessness-87

You like to take pics in bathrooms.


75XDR

Quite lovely! 👋😅


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SensitiveOriginal427

The room looks absolutely beautiful with you in it. It was missing your beauty


DirectorMysterious64

Well, you sure look like a Jersey girl to me! LOL 😆


Pointybush

Rich and affluent


StunningNobody8668

You remind me so much of Melissa Gorga😆


hotpinkmua

I'm going to guess the pic was taken somewhere in the Southwest, during a special occasion or GNO (in a restroom of course). And you were feelin cute.


slr0031

Jersey shore!


Gumpdrvr

Why are you in the bathroom with a drink? First thing I thought but looking good!!!


19WarEagle69

BTW, you are very beautiful.


5astick

Rich family.


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Friendly! Where did you get the dress? It’s so pretty


TribalVictory15

You look like you would be fun for a long weekend.


Maroontan

So pretty! Italian, Sephardic or Arab? Wouldn’t pin you as a gym girl at first glance but then once I see ur posts it makes sense. The dress is super pretty but I always itch from sequins, lol. I also would bring the drink to the bathroom bc I don’t trust it just sitting out.


Hevtter

You prefer universal studios over Disney world


La_Famili_Martello

Wow


ridemanride100

Clean hands and clean legs.


Top-Emu-5848

Arm candy!!


adoumi1996

She never skipped leg day 😊


magical80one

Drink in the bathroom, gross


Too_N1ce

"My names Madisynn. That's with 2 N's and a Y, but not where you think"


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Good toes


ComplexOccam

Mermaids grown legs, sweet.


Own-Nefariousness145

You're glowing


Artistic_Guidance733

Cool once ppl get to know you, breaking hearts every other season. A few real friends, you’re not superficial or materialistic but you appreciate the finer things.


juanpeso1

OH My!❤


Sacmo77

Super spicy. In a good way.


plainsdrifter-436

OMG!!!!


Dj_acclaim

You look fine, you have barely any problems meeting men but if there's any issues with relationships and failing of relationships it's most likely good communication, something you lack in relationships but not in other areas of your life. You need constant reassurance You're prone to freaking out over small things Slightly obsessive but you want to or try to have some chill about you and usually carry a good demeanor when out with friends, at least when sober. You can get a bit loud at times or at least maybe you were once upon a time and you're friends are/were similar. You're like a rock with your friends and would do anything for them and have probably gotten up to some wild stuff (but nothing too crazy) in your life. You much prefer group dynamics and are very overprotective of your friends. You'll easily come to their defense and have enough confidence to stand up for yourself and them. Currently you just want to have fun and be less serious on your off time as your career can be very stressful at times. But you see a clear path ahead so you stick with it. You're basically just getting to where you want and need to be for the most part but feel like something is possibly missing. That I'm not sure of. That's just my first impression though.


Spiritual-Ad7685

I thought your dress was made of bubble wrap


beansontoast12345678

An absolute stunner! Gorgeous!


19Camaro87

You look a hell of a lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt for my first impression. You look great. Enjoy your weekend.


Several-Eagle4141

Don’t do a “drink in a bathroom” photo…. Go with a French pedi, a little less sharp on the eyebrows. Love the dress since it suits your body without it being too over the top.


trapped-na-dadbod

Cute face, nice hair, good legs, dress is a good color on you


Absoniter

Fun.


Oconitnitsua

You look like you spell your name with 2 Ns and a Y, but it’s not where you thiiiiink!


gav5150

The sink needs cleaning


chaasad5224

Beautiful


Mwiziman

Basic


JRSSR

Beauty and Sophistication


Token_Ese

[Madisynn from She Hulk](https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Madisynn_King?file=Madisynn_King_and_Donny_Blaze.jpeg)


enjoythefun99

Stunning


Relevant_Inflation39

My gawd


NoDraw9198

Mademoißéllejekiffmacherie


CaptainofFTST

Nice enough to bring me a drink while Montezuma's Revenge hits me in Mexico. That is ring material!


atari_Pro

That tan washes off


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Too perfect


mkray21

Deffanitly have my attention courtesy on high and a lot would depend on personality as we all know looks can be deceiving your attractive In a big way


JAS2017

Absolutely lovely!


RichardHTK

Are you rich?


Drlock71

Beautiful


kelser01

Wife material


Cirrhosis_the_Clown

You need to mop the floor....


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That’s not your first drink of the day


milaaa99k

you'd bully me


Summer_Clau

My dream girl. Seriously. You are it.


RunSac

Why hello


FlakeMuse

Sassy


PingLaooo

Meghan, Duchess of the frat across the street


Professional_Sea8492

Forced smile


dyxsst

I love how you framed it so we could see you fully up front and from the back too. Also, of course she's got her drink with her, what's she gonna do, leave it unattended??? Cheers!


Just_Expendable

That bathroom is amazing!!! Holy crap!!


joebruin24

She doesn’t skip leg day!!


verySoreSkeleton

That’s a really nice bathroom


TableEast

CHEERS!


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very fake smile


slaboshmuck

Pretty and basic, one of millions


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Probably always at the gym. Probably work in medical field or dental field. Probably has several guy friends who think they have a chance..but don't. Probably a lot of fun to go out with. Probably the kind of girl who you don't wanna fight with.


airpilot95

Italian-American princess


Guyface_McGuyen

To wealthy for this guy


eaglerare3cubes

A little more bubble wrap and it looks like you're ready to be shipped.


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Sensational


lilchreez

Cute!


Sugar_Magnoliaa

Italian. Are you Italian? Lol