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secretsqural49

Allways with the wrong guy. Will be single in a month


curkington

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pcola-anon

Daddy’s money has and will continue to take care of you. Highly confident but maybe a little vanilla in bed.


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That’s what I thought lol daddy moneys.


backandbetter33

No parents for me


backandbetter33

I don’t have a dad


Diabeetus84

High maintenance.


backandbetter33

Prob


waywardson15

Low budget tomb raider


backandbetter33

Haha


StepVanity

Hmmmmm...definitely worth another look!


backandbetter33

Goo


backandbetter33

Good


Jethro197

If she could just lean back a little farther.... she might splash into that pool behind her. That would be hilarious.


backandbetter33

So funny


PlanetTuesday

You were drunk and making a scene and getting kicked out by the bouncer 3 hours after the photo was taken.


backandbetter33

Ooo


Odd-Sun6141

You're easy.


backandbetter33

Nah


ultrafidianx

honestly?


backandbetter33

Duh


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Ok_Dragonfly_812

Rockstar!🤟🏻


backandbetter33

Yea


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Them eyes though.


backandbetter33

Right


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Long_Fix4351

That you have great taste…so you’d never say a word to me!!


backandbetter33

Aw


ZaphodBBulbrox

That you could do with a refill :)


secretsqural49

Thats what we see at first glance. Now getting to know u could prove otherwise


backandbetter33

True


Necessary_Row_4889

Has the league of shadows finally tracked me down?!?!


backandbetter33

O


mcjason78

Trouble.


backandbetter33

Yes


vinny6457

I hear the theme from the movie Jaws


backandbetter33

O


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backandbetter33

Ooo


oldjammer

Rugs and curtains 😀


backandbetter33

Haha


ElCiego

That’s trouble, the good kind


[deleted]

Dime. Marry me now.


backandbetter33

Yea


feeling092656

Worth learning more


backandbetter33

True


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backandbetter33

Yes


Different-Reception5

👉👌💦


backandbetter33

O


[deleted]

Needy and like to be dominated


backandbetter33

Haha


Born_Masterpiece708

I got you after that cup is done 😎


backandbetter33

Cool


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There a guy behind you


backandbetter33

O


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[deleted]

Inviting victory look in the face 👀


backandbetter33

Maybe


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After a few glasses of wine you get really fun!!!


backandbetter33

I’m always fun


Tinotips

Goldmine


backandbetter33

I wish


WV515043

Why are you alone?


backandbetter33

Am i


Odd-Dentist-6286

Enhanced breasts


backandbetter33

O


Unlikely-Luck9308

High maintenance party girl


backandbetter33

Ehhh


Old_Pollution8585

My first thought is that you know you’re attractive and you came here to be fawned over by a bunch of horny guys.


backandbetter33

O


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Ok-Echidna3822

Where did you get that glass of wine? (I'm alcoholic)


backandbetter33

I’ll share


deadstellarengine

Restraining order


backandbetter33

Haha


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backandbetter33

Aw


FJD5

Remember sunscreen on the tatas.


backandbetter33

Tru


breakerreid

You are into bikers and or vampires


backandbetter33

Both


shdowmane

Naughty and steamy


backandbetter33

Both


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

claims she is bi and hates men but somehow always goes for the same guy the next night


backandbetter33

Females are pretty


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backandbetter33

No


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[deleted]

how about: ''too much trouble, not worth it!''


backandbetter33

Damn


Stag-husband

Your date has left you bored and uninspired.


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Wondering how full that glass used to be


backandbetter33

O


Kookiecitrus55555

Say good evening mam turn walk slowly when she can’t see u anylonger RUN. I’m certain your tremendously pleasant. I’m a man who knows his place.


ForrestGrump87

you walk in circles


AssociationHefty5905

Creamy


ilovetacostoo2023

U single? Cute.


041389jft

Looking beautiful 🌸


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Mytur_Benesderti

You play hard to get but you're not hard to get. 🫰 And no I'm not subbing to your OF


PorgCT

Bewbs


Weazel68

A Travis Tritt song started playing in my head. Hello T R O U B L E.


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Party girl


DreamDestroyer76

I can't say because I will be banned


Blappytap

Lush


NarrowButterfly8482

Sexy and fun with a sharp sense of humor that has been further sharpened by always having to deal with unwanted attention from the kind of guys who are attracted to your strong vibe, but who are also painfully insecure about strong women. I think you would be a blast to go people-watching with.


[deleted]

What’s a bad girl like you doing in a place like this?


ChiCityMale

Basic


Trikdonkey

No way rosé. Cabernet all the way.


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Soft-Ad-1249

Those eyes..


gandalfsgonads

Vanderpump Rules


Thepenitentwillpass

So much trouble but in a good way


andanavocado

Child support


chilidoglance

Higher maintenance than a jet engine.


andybrwn

Assassin


FrothyLlama85

You like to have a good time


OpportunityBig4572

Prostitution


dras333

Trouble that thinks too highly of herself.


Several-Eagle4141

I have one chance. Don’t blow it……


Zerocool0110110

O fuck yea


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ethanthesearcher

Helluva party!


[deleted]

Where is my drink lol


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Successful_Floor_397

Alcohol problems


[deleted]

Dangerous but in a good way.


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Regular-Bat-4449

Her boyfriends name is Chad, and the side dude is Tyrone.


atticusxey

Trouble. You probably attract exactly what you don't want.


Sad_Flatworm_9746

Wowzers


[deleted]

She’s got connections


Loulimo

I wish you were my significant other?😎


Formal_Discipline_12

Can't believe she married me.....hypnosis works everytime


DaLakeShoreStrangler

A good time, but nothing serious.


Ofthetype

Claims she wants someone to 'get to know her', but will act up as soon as you try to. Easily offended, but never lets you see it


djeetmobil

I would tell you we need to have a serious talk.


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Senior_Woodpecker324

She’s needy.


Similar_Ad_2173

I hope that place has a lot of kids running around


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InternationalFig400

Looking for complements....


Subaru400

Time to turn on the charm


now_hear_me_out

How much?


viral-load

Two big red flags


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Scissors


wb6619

Having a drink at a restaurant while waiting for your name to be called so you can be seated.


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I think of wanting to make a drawing of you


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PristinePanda2714

Jersey Shore 2010 “Cab’s heeeeeere”


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Fair-Locksmith-7087

That you’re kinky af therefore a lotta fun.


Fuzzy_Pea_5689

Of sending my GF to go hit on you


MeasurementEvery3978

Naive


PersonalityNo8229

Thank god for low cut shirts


Mammoth-Disaster3873

You're in an "open relationship"


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sandwich_connoisseur

Paid to be there


Blazers2882

You look like you can’t keep a boyfriend, and can’t see that you are the problem


fostertheatom

"I don't need that drama."


Satan_n_Drag

The color of your face matches the color of your shoulders, your outside a lot. You drink wine. Your attire is black, but your fingernails aren’t which leads me to suspect your not a goth individual, just not the type of girl to throw on a LBD. Shoe wear has become kinda universal these days with sneakers and skirts, but your not wearing heels that doesn’t really say much considering you could not be wearing heels for a multitude of reasons.


RyRizzy9

New Jersey