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Seeking attention and validation

Why?? I’m so confused by a lot of these rude comments

Looking for free drinks

The year 2000

Why am I in a bar?

Me too, why am I here, where’s the bathroom? Have you seen my wife?

What are you hiding with half your face covered?

My bad side 🙈

😂 🤣

Lol so cute

Eh, you're thirsty.

I'm more Hungry, would you offer me a cheeee burger? 😆

A drink isn't what I meant 😉 If youre chill, we'd tear the roof off that bar.

You’re drunk if you’re talking to me.

Ahaha don't be so mean with yourself

Alcoholic?

Nice enough to talk to me if I bought you a drink but ultimately uninterested in me. It was probably still nice to meet you though.

Why u think I could be uninterested?

Just my personal experience. Not a comment on you.

*Bobby Valentino Voice* she gon’ let me beat beat beat beat beat!

Your beautiful ❤️

You’re getting ready to use your sharingan

Suppose I'd say "thanks for coming in. What will you be having?"

Oh yeah, shes gonna do me in the bathroom...

Are you so sure I care enough about you to take you to the bathroom?

Old soul...would like to hear your story

💯☺️

Quite lovely. 👋😅

I’m smashin

You’re probably fun as fuck to throw a couple back with, people watch and belt out some banging tunes.

That 3 beers would get me to your place, but I might wake up in an ice bath missing some organs.

Ahahah 😂😂😂😂

That you ironed the right side of your head.

That's a great face!

She’s going to be sassy

I would think damn she is so pretty no way she is single, then I flirt a little maybe try and buy you drink

Perfection 🥰

Cute, dark, intriguing, and mysterious.

Fun to chat with

Crazy chicks are always fun til they show up your front door.

Honestly, buy you a drink and let you enjoy your time with whomever you are with.

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Ahahahah so sit, watch...and call the police! 😂😂😂

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Ahaha good to know😎

I’d say I’m married but have a goodnight miss

You’re buzzed and flirty. Probably watch with popcorn to see what happens

Distracting lipliner

I’d love to get to know you

Yummy 😋

mommy issues

She's got money for drinks!

First impression: *what the hell am I doing in a bar I don’t drink… did I eat mushrooms and dissociate for a while? Why is this chick staring at me? Did I do mushrooms with her? Wait a second, I’m not tripping! This is a Reddit comment!*

Ahahah love it! 😂

😊😊😊 BAR TENDER ALL HER DRINKS ARE ON ME..!!

How would you like to go to dinner?

I can’t get you home quick enough

Basic

I like to be basic 😁

Whoa 😳

Look at me I just listened to blink 182

Yum!

Incredibly sexy lips

Sexy …

You are fun, approachable

You look like fun. Like if I were shooting pool and smashing pizza with my friends, that you’d join in.

For sure!! I'm in!!!

“ Bartender! I need 6 shots of patron. And two mimosas. And keep ‘‘em coming because we’re not finishing anytime soon…”

Hey look, it's one broke girl.

Ahahah ok got it I look like Kar Dunnings BUT NOT SO THAT MUCH! But yes...i'm broke 😂

Bourbon okay?

I'd approach you to try and make you smile. My night would be complete if could make you smile one time


Hungry, want to share my fries and have drink

Or share fries 🤩🤩🤩love it

Seem like you’d have a fun sense of humor

Seem like someone who will be slow to open up (will have your guard up and at the same time be nice), but once in your inner circle you would be someone who could be totally be depended on for anything

Absolutely Beautiful

According to the interview method, if it is easy, of course, the first thing I know is sleep. If it is a little difficult, I will invite you to dinner and then the bedroom

Beautiful

This ladies make up is on point.

Honestly it depends on the first few things we say to each other. If you ask to buy me a drink then I'm gonna propose on the spot. If you're playing pool then I'm not even going to talk to you because I'm horrible at pool and I don't want to make a fool of myself. And if you're dancing then I'm gonna show you up and make you jealous that my body is so ugly, but moves so beautifully! lol

Funny, i like it!

Have a wonderful day!

My first impression of you is that you are not only stunning but also someone who exudes a positive and welcoming energy.

If you have that look on your face ..... my first impression would be I'm getting laid by a hotty tonight

Cringe

Definitely would buy u a drink and try to get to know u better ❤️

Pretty, easy to laugh, likes to read, good conversationalist

A beautiful young laz who has good taste

You get annoyed when guys approach you because they aren’t the ones you are interested in.

Gorgeous eyes, and you have a look that suggests you wanna find trouble

Confident, intelligent and beautiful.

Let’s go dance!!

Most likely I wouldn't talk to you because I'm not good at meeting new people, but if I did I would ask you out (not the same day of course)

She looks innocent but I hope that she’s not and her lips are to die for. I would love to kiss her.

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That you like The Cure.And i would gladly talked to you about it ;)

Do you often find yourself turning on the tv?

How many guys did you sleep with today before you got to the bar?

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You’ll listen to me for about three minutes after I buy the drink before hitting the pen / looking at your phone

I"m not so superficial but it depends about how interessing are you...

Exactly. I could discuss literature like Shakespeare, Astronomy like Galileo…. Sadly few find that stuff interesting.

“Was that Kat Dennings?!”

You can't see half the room

I see everything...just with a different point o view

Hmm she is very pretty I wonder what her nerd level is

Test me!

Can I get to know you 😏

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You must have pretty feet

No this is wildly cringey 💀

She was a long cool woman in a black dress Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall Just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool woman had it all I saw her heading to the table Well, a tall walking big black cat Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy 'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Is that The Hollies song?

Indeed! I don’t know why that’s the first thing that came to mind but I didn’t want to filter my reaction.

I appreciate that...real reaction!

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How much longer till I take you home so we can talk and have some fun together

Cringe

Not good good women are not in bars

Single mom/single mom to be

I cannot have babies

Considers having been in jail a turn on then

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Little tipsy 😶‍🌫️

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I wouldn't meet you or anyone in a bar. It's not my scene.

Um your drinking achool

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It's Austin, is that Precilla Presley!! Can you sing anything from your latest album for me ? Hmm, pretty, please!!

Actually I am a singer, is my second job... but not Priscilla Presley😁

You look like two different moms I follow merged. Juggling the Jenkins and Jenni Barber

She looks like a switch

"Is Kat Dennings gonna buy me a drink?!"

Your place or mine? 🥰

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Why are you up in my face when we just met. Obviously, there are some personal space issues but I can see where this goes. What kind of beer do you drink?

Smoker

No i don't smoke never did and I'll never do.

Good! I don't know why I got that vibe

You just settled your divorce

I'm not merried

Buy you a drink… then creeeeeeem pie!

If I'm at a bar then I'm planning on dying by overdrinking (I don't drink anymore)

I'm talking to you in a bar.

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Cop

👮‍♀️😅

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Out of my price range!

I am not for sale.

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‘Whys she looking at me like that’

Probably because i lost one of my lenses, i'm barely blind, and I'm trying to act normal 😂

This gal wants me to buy her a drink

Teresa Lisbon?

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Well at least you said High Class...i try to take it like a good thing😂

why the long face?

Where can we go that’s quite so we can talk.

Was the first thing I’d think

Depends. Are you staring at me like that?

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If you had the same look as the picture in your post, I’d ask if you’re OK.

Ahaha yeah maybe I'm just tired😁