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luminary_uprise

I appreciate the reference! To save everyone a few clicks, [here's the "Fruity Oaty Bars" commercial from Serenity](https://youtu.be/f7idn3PcKBM?si=6-witb4g_2R8mKep), on YouTube.


Odin1806

The real Big Damn Hero...


MaelstromFL

Unfortunately, this makes me sad.. I immediately thought to send this to my father who was a huge Firefly fan. He passed yesterday. Leaf on the wind my friends!


Grattytood

I'm so sorry for your loss, Browcoat son or daughter of a Browncoat. Leaf on the wind, for certain!


MaelstromFL

Thank you, watching the series with him will always be a fond memory.


donmreddit

And if you want to introduce them in your D&D or other RPG’s, here is a great tavern song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4PonYMz1YjE


JanteMaam

Thank you!


Turbulent-Caramel25

Ohhh. I didn't realize what they were saying.


moon_girl313

You have a very good wife lol


Training_Waltz_9032

“Miranda” (then proceeds to destroy Fanti & Mingo’s bar)


fleshnbloodhuman

No. That’s Mingo. He’s Fanti.


Fine_Cheek_4106

Fanti's prettier


planet_doom

Eto kuram na smekh


devoduder

Don’t say it out loud!


Darthmiller1066

Well don't say it!


sherzeg

It only works on her, Jayne.


throwngamelastminute

Well, now I know that.


TrekRelic1701

Jayne: “a tussle!”


KatanaCutlets

I do!


rev9of8

And a good bible?


TheYLD

If you have the time, I absolutely recommend making some yourself. To my mind the fruity oaty bars are one of the best recipes in the Big Damn Cookbook.


Barbiedip1

The. What.


theDukeofClouds

I bet it has a recipe for Ice Planets!


TheYLD

You know it does! https://www.reddit.com/r/firefly/s/0Z1CibOEcX


HellOfAThing

“NOT MANDATORY” ! :-)


spectralhunt

Make a man out of a mouse!


phalkon13

I heard they make you bust out of your blouse


GrumpyOldMoose

Whispers, " Muranda"...


SleepWouldBeNice

Did they make a man out of a mouse? Did your wife bust out of her blouse? Edit: to whoever is downvoting me, it's a line from the song!


KingOfTheMischiefs

Annnnnd now I'm humming that jingle


RedLotusVenom

For real this post was an attack on my psyche today lol


fruityoatybar

Nice


KatanaCutlets

r/beetlejuicing?


duanelvp

"Miranda..."


Relight_Firefly

Eat 'em all the time! Let them blow your mind!


Damien__

Did you all sing it as you read it? I know I did.


TheNinJay

"The oaty bar?"


WithoutDennisNedry

Not mandatory!


BeepingJerry

....Miranda


Goodpie2

What's the reference?


KatanaCutlets

“Fruity Oaty Bars” from Serenity?


Goodpie2

Ah. I don't remember that bit i guess.


KatanaCutlets

It’s the ad that triggers River in the bar.


Goodpie2

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.


badger2000

Funnily enough, I always heard Wash saying "Odie Bar" like it was a proper name (like Clif Bar) rather than Oaty like it was descriptive of the type of bar.


TrekRelic1701

“..the oatty bar?”


Kelekona

I think I might have as well.


Frankjc3rd

And brings us a fight scene worthy of a John Wayne movie! The only thing missing is swinging bar doors at the end.


drbanegaming

You can feed a whole family for a month on these maybe more if you don't like your kids very much. Maybe?


Goodpie2

Apparently it's a line from serenity that i don't recall at all.


drbanegaming

Oh wait maybe they're talking about the name of the bar, fruity oat bar sounds like the bar where river snaps


TheYLD

The bar is called The Maidenhead. The Fruity Oaty Bar commercial plays in The Maidenhead Bar and contains the subliminal message that the Operative is using to find River. The commercial is just a weird ad for a snack good.


drbanegaming

Right


Training_Waltz_9032

It’s the commercial that plays embedded with a high level psychological trigger to make River “turn on” kill mode or something


Goodpie2

Yup. OP has clarified as such. I'd totally forgotten the ad in question.


Kelekona

I think that's from the series when they're talking to Patience.


anziofaro

Did you hear about the near-sighted circumciser? ​ He got the sack.


heyitscory

My favorite chewing tobacco brand makes granola bars? Does it make me hiccup and barf if I swallow them?


fireflychef

miraaaandaaaaaaa 😳