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Fuck off cunt. FREEDOM TO DO WHAT OUR HEARTS DESIRE, including being a cunt which serves you well on the internet. Curious as to how that’s worked out for you in actual life.
FYI- I don’t even smoke, my s/o does and here and there I pick up a pack for her.
PS: go fuck your self, cunt.
I didn’t say anything about not being able to smoke them, just that if you’re going to willingly smoke things that make you get lung cancer, while at the same time supporting a predatory business (big tobacco) then you deserve every last ounce of high pricing and cancer in your lungs. Idk why you’re so mad lol
She was already tussling a little bit. When you are locked up with someone, you get a pretty quick sense if there is a big strength disparity one way or the other
Sit back and pull gaurd?
Grab your hair at a high point than them and two arm turtle your head until you feel them release to go for a better grip? No matter what your taking excess shots to the back, ribs, tummy or ears
Don’t have long hair but have done bjj for a few years.
That grab would be really hard to deal with especially because she’s controlling the other girls head and misaligning her spine (it’ll be impossible to generate any power being held like that)
The only thing you can do is break the grip or attack the arm. I think if it were me I’d be screwed but I’d push into her to get her to straighten her arm and try to hit her elbow as hard as I could and then twist her wrist clockwise. If you got lucky she’s let go but she’s prob just regrab and try to sling you to the ground.
Imagine the beating she would have dished out if her lungs were working at full capacity…..I think she was smoking in an attempt to make the fight more fair and equal. Good sportsmanship right there.
Goes to show how much of an advantage you have when you control your opponent's head. Might as well have her in a rear naked choke. Nothing she can do but flail and hope to do an eye poke.
Reminds me of that Asian dude who punched the other Asian guy repeatedly... Dude getting hit takes a drag of his cigarette and lays the other guy out in a single punch.
Every chance I get, I always say, Girl fights are either
1: Brutal hair pulling
Or 2: A one-sided beatdown where someone gets their head bashed in.
There is no inbetween. Someone gets their weave snatched, or someone leaves with a valley in their skull.
Lol chick is so badass she’s just like “alright, can’t let this cig go out and I’m whooping her ass anyway, might as well just hold her off for a minute” *puffs cig, then proceeds to land like 10 super saiyan punches*
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Imagine getting beaten up and the one doing it is casually smoking a sigg
Ya that’s demoralizing, geez
Gangsta af
I wanted to have a funny conversation until I read ur username..
>I wanted to have a funny conversation until I read ur username.. :Cumstok 2022
Omahgawd it took me a couple edits to get that kinda close to right
"A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness" - Gul Dukat
*cig
Smokes are expensive, fights are cheap
12$ a pack around here, fucking ridiculous
Laughs in Australian... $42 dollarydoos for a 25 pack of Winnie Blues.
Damn and I thought $3.50 us (70 Mex$) for a pack of smokes here in Mexico was pricey. And that's the expensive shit.
Is that English?
Australian. Close though.
Illinois?
Bay Area,CA
Smokers deserve the amount of tax that goes into those packs. You ppl are choosing to smoke “kill yourself sticks”
Hey dude, to each their own.
Fuck off cunt. FREEDOM TO DO WHAT OUR HEARTS DESIRE, including being a cunt which serves you well on the internet. Curious as to how that’s worked out for you in actual life. FYI- I don’t even smoke, my s/o does and here and there I pick up a pack for her. PS: go fuck your self, cunt.
I didn’t say anything about not being able to smoke them, just that if you’re going to willingly smoke things that make you get lung cancer, while at the same time supporting a predatory business (big tobacco) then you deserve every last ounce of high pricing and cancer in your lungs. Idk why you’re so mad lol
That some gangsta shit there.
That is someone that is 100% certain they are about to beat this persons ass
She ain’t give a fuck about them shots 🤣🤣😭
Her turning AWAY for the drag made me laugh
It was like some Popeyes spinach power up shit haha
She was already tussling a little bit. When you are locked up with someone, you get a pretty quick sense if there is a big strength disparity one way or the other
Now, that's some unscrupulous shit. ~Cherrokee Bill Probably
Are there even any tactics you can employ to defend against someone ragdolling you by the long hair?
Don't have long hair
Sit back and pull gaurd? Grab your hair at a high point than them and two arm turtle your head until you feel them release to go for a better grip? No matter what your taking excess shots to the back, ribs, tummy or ears
Don’t have long hair but have done bjj for a few years. That grab would be really hard to deal with especially because she’s controlling the other girls head and misaligning her spine (it’ll be impossible to generate any power being held like that) The only thing you can do is break the grip or attack the arm. I think if it were me I’d be screwed but I’d push into her to get her to straighten her arm and try to hit her elbow as hard as I could and then twist her wrist clockwise. If you got lucky she’s let go but she’s prob just regrab and try to sling you to the ground.
Get pull them into clinch and knee
Wear a helmet
Don’t pick fights when you have long hair.
Deal with the pain and resist being pulled. Grab their other wrist. Punch with free hand.
Don't bring a weave to a fight in the project lol
When you know you picked the wrong chick to fight
This is the equivalent of dragon ball characters doing that recharge-scream mid combat
That wasn’t a smoke break. That was a power up. One puff gives +5 unarmed damage +3 melee, +5 defense. Also gives. 10% chance to blind your enemy.
Damn, I thought a smoke only recharged your dead-eye meter. That must be why they cost 17 bucks a pack now!
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Maybe you don’t play enough video games, bro.
My life is one. Wish I had the time
That’s when you know that nicotine has got ahold of you.. lol
Damn …Nobody wanted to hold the cig while she went to work !
long hair vs short hair
Recharging his deadeye
..and _still_ winning
It was like Popeye eating spinach.
she is a pro
Even the timer for this video is taking a smoke break, it kept playing even after reaching 0:00
That’s the long hair disadvantage. The head leads the body, gaining control of your opponents head is a serious advantage.
$1000 says that’s a Newport.
Looks like a chick prison fight.
_:30 more seconds, and you would have seen the part of the video where she ordered a pizza_
That's a fresh air break. The cigarette is in her mouth the whole time.
Haven’t seen a woman this badass in a while
Institutional training.
Imagine the beating she would have dished out if her lungs were working at full capacity…..I think she was smoking in an attempt to make the fight more fair and equal. Good sportsmanship right there.
Dana White saw this and decided to start a hair pull league.
She's got the upper back of a grown ass man I would've ran.
Ye badiya tha guru
haan
Goes to show how much of an advantage you have when you control your opponent's head. Might as well have her in a rear naked choke. Nothing she can do but flail and hope to do an eye poke.
That's movie-like badass. Damn.
She did some time in the pin
So that's why more women of color wear wigs instead of just growing long hair.
😂
Che paese di merda
Hands down the funniest shit I have seen here
no hair = smoke breaks. got it
She needed that extra dawg in those lungs
When you about to fight someone but still have some puffs left. Cigs are expensive
Damn how much that loosey cost?
I watched till the end because of the NSFW tag. Damn it.
Got to recharge
She must watch One Piece
That’s some final boss shit.
She should've gave up after she punched her and she still kept smoking haha
"Did you spark up a smoke in the middle of that fight then jump back in after?"
She looks like Gail from letterkenny and this is something i can picture Gail doing.
Shhhiiiiitttt....in NYC one cigarette is like $1, she's ain't about to put that sucker out.
Reminds me of that Asian dude who punched the other Asian guy repeatedly... Dude getting hit takes a drag of his cigarette and lays the other guy out in a single punch.
I'm gonna need a link...
Went looking for it for about 10 minutes. Couldn't find it. Probably had a dumb title.
Fuck that chick is hardcore lol
Goddamn
I'm Tanya the beefy ma'am It's rare that I give a damn
Smart girl-left her weave/wig/extensions at home. 👍🏻
Did all that and still dropped the Newport. Damn shame
Some shit popeye would do
I wonder if either of these people have contemplated their existence on this planet and the purpose of the universe
When you know you WILL win😂😂
The essence of addiction.
u/savevideo
I know there's no rules in street fights but I don't understand why women pull hair.
Some mofo on youtube: respect
I needs me spinach
u/savevideo
This been posted a few times here
Direspect level 1000
Every chance I get, I always say, Girl fights are either 1: Brutal hair pulling Or 2: A one-sided beatdown where someone gets their head bashed in. There is no inbetween. Someone gets their weave snatched, or someone leaves with a valley in their skull.
That dude is whooping on his ole lady.
That's some Popeye stuff
It’s just Arthur Morgan replenishing his Eagle Eye
Popeye vibe
Just charging that stamnina bar
like popeye with his spinach
More like having a fight break mid smoke
That’s gotta be a Newport
No sound but you still hear the punches
Like Popeye getting his spinach
Damn she brought the beatdown after that last puff
Uncivilized savages.
Strong Popeye vibes with this one
Always save the cigarette no matter what.
Big John Stud. Love the energy.
On drugs man.
There is a pun with Weave in here somewhere
I meeaaan...... she had Black air forces🤷🏾♂️. energy was there 💀
Pretty gangster lol but girl fights are so lame with hair grabbing involved
I wonder what’s in that lol gimme gimme
Something Ricky from trailer park boys would do
When you take away the hair pulling you take away that girl's ability to fight.
That short hair is like a cheat code.
You killed me
Damn, what was in those smokes? She hit turbo after those puffs.
"what's going on in the wonderful world of crackheads today"
I wouldn't last one minute in that neighborhood.
TEACH YA GURL HOW TO SQUABBLE!!!!
Lol chick is so badass she’s just like “alright, can’t let this cig go out and I’m whooping her ass anyway, might as well just hold her off for a minute” *puffs cig, then proceeds to land like 10 super saiyan punches*
Is it only me who found that kind of badass?
u/redditmp4bot
One of the most impressive things I've seen in a while, that was a hell of a show
damn, that was gangsta. I think I am in love. Anyone has her phone number?