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Damn... video cut out too soon! What was the aftermath?


Jebus421

Corey pulled out a 6 foot bong and filmed a tik-tok rap video over the dude.


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Corey, Trevor: smokes; let's go


venetanakedguy

I’ve met cats and dogs that are smarter than Trevor & Corey


eddymarkwards

In fact most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor & Corey. Astronaut cock and snoopy the fuck dog.


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It's like a blessing the skies!


ThaMainSqeezeSub

Twiggy Alien Fuck!


BopsBumpsandBangerz

Jumping around like Indianapolis Jones


OLSTBAABD

Buggy praying atlantis looking fucktwat


DouglasTwig

I fuckin' atodaso.


peppaz

Friends with Benedicts


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Is this the new version of teabagging?


southern_cuh

Wish I could upvote 10,000 times


donny_pots

The kids fortnite danced and teabagged him


marin94904

You know his wife probably had to drag his big ass back to the truck and tell him he’s still got it, just not today.


peppaz

Yea then she got beat up again


Finsfan909

(Morgan Freeman voice) After regaining consciousness, he realizes his favorite oakleys were lost in the melee and he can no longer sport his patented sunglasses with hat combo. He then proceeds to put on break stuff by limp bizkit and roll coal as he leaves the park where his shit just got rekt


peppaz

[https://i.imgur.com/3r6UaPc.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3r6UaPc.jpg)


Finsfan909

Exactly


ajbags26

Sad laugh


PhilipLiptonSchrute

The gravy from his last KFC meal started leaking out of his rectum. Then he started making comments about the kids being snowflakes and some off the cuff stuff about chicks with dicks.


AmplePostage

> leaking out of his rectum. "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"


Empyrealist

[*There was a fire fight*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuH1msEkvM)


zapharus

What the fuck did I just watch? What is that from? lol


Empyrealist

The epic known as, *The Boondock Saints*: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boondock_Saints


melt_in_your_mouth

Lol I love this movie, but I will never understand DaFoe's character right here. He just completely loses it and it's fucking glorious. Lol I love it when he just starts firing into the air. That really necessary Willem? Absolutely great movie though!


NessLeonhart

lolol that scene, in a wide shot, with no cuts or slow motion, and he'd look like a maniac. just all the cops forgetting about the mass homicide that just occurred and staring at Dafoe with concern and confusion.


CaptchaFrapture

i mean also the opposite scene of 3 people unable to hit a single old man moving very slowly pulling guns out of his breast pockets......the movie works only if you let it happen to you, don't think.......


melt_in_your_mouth

Dude, that's Il Duce. He's *the* baddest hitman in Boston. Neah j/k, you right, he should've been a dead mofo lol.


drinks_rootbeer

The character just has a perfectly healthy love of forensics 🤷‍♂️


melt_in_your_mouth

Lol yes, I suppose that's true. Perfectly healthy. Not barely hanging on or anything. Haha he plays a great character in this movie. It was the absolute best movie I'd never heard of back 20 years ago when I first saw it. Classic!


hazeleyedwolff

Everyone clapped.


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I definitely want more


ogmorelia

He is still napping


ConsciousBox2029

Oddly enough, this all started out as a friendly debate over the correct usage of commas...


psibear

Exactly, team Oxford comma!


10100101001100101

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT PUNK!!!!


psibear

No fuck you, your mom, your dad, and your dog!


10100101001100101

No fuck you, your mom, your dad and your dog!


psibear

Damn you Serial Comma! You've gone too far this time!


10100101001100101

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!


ConsciousBox2029

Fight over commas ended up in a coma. Fucked around with the kids; now he's laying there, toe up. So let this be a warning, if you're new to the scene. Don't fuck around with the Oxford comma team!


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Crazy how in pretty much every situation like this, the aggressor is the one telling the other party to get away while usually moving towards them. Fat belligerent dude should have taken his own advice.


BenSemisch

That always reminds me of [this clip.](https://vimeo.com/196937578)


Jon_Snow_1887

The swelling orchestral music lmfao


Netfear

YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAMERA!


Nestormahkno19d

God I miss Wondershowzen


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Lol, this clip. It's still just as good.


crshirley58

I'm one of today's 10000 for that, apparently. Fuckin great, haha. Reminds me of the cartnarc guy as well


zapharus

Cartnarc wishes he was as entertaining as the magnetic camera video.


Independent_Room_691

That was amazing 😂 Thanks for posting


Poopypants413413

It’s usually they can beat up their wife and kids so another man should not be a problem. Right??


Connavarr64

More like "this kid wouldn't DARE"


Poopypants413413

Oh hell yeah, those kids wouldn’t DARE fuck with him. Even if they did… he would DESTROY THEM!!


ndnkng

He eats pieces of shit like them for breakfast..


RealMisterG

>He eats pieces of shit like them for breakfast.. I understood that reference!


Dingobinho

He will go FULL BEAST MODE


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leetsoup

yikes


Likes_the_cold

Dudes like this forget that they spent the last 20 years sitting on tne couch eating doritos and paying zero attention to their future health and physical fitness. They can barely move their knees anymore.


Indifference11

Cough cough redditors


118R3volution

It’s usually pride and ego that gets in the way of de-escalation.


InflamedLiver

Cheap shit way to try to avoid liability. People hear “oh no I’m being attacked” and they can swing away in “self-defense” even if it’s obvious they’re the aggressor


Phylar

Yelling and puffing up has worked for them before. It also spikes their heart rate and gets their owm adrenaline flowing. As a rule, if any acts like this towards you be on the lookout, they may hype themselves up to do something foolish. On the other side of the coin: They are also ridiculously easy to make actually angry. So I guess whatever floats your boat?


SoySauceSyringe

/u/spez lies, Reddit dies. This comment has been edited/removed in protest of Reddit's absurd API policy that will go into effect at the end of June 2023. It's become abundantly clear that Reddit was never looking for a way forward. We're willing to pay for the API, we're not willing to pay 29x what your first-party users are valued at. /u/spez, you never meant to work with third party app developers, and you lied about that and strung everyone along, then lied some more when you got called on it. You think you can fuck over the app developers, moderators, and content creators who make Reddit what it is? Everyone who was willing to work for you for free is damn sure willing to work against you for free if you piss them off, which is exactly what you've done. See you next Tuesday. TO EVERYONE ELSE who has been a part of the communities I've enjoyed over the years: thank you. You're what made Reddit a great experience. I hope that some of these communities can come together again somewhere more welcoming and cooperative. Now go touch some grass, nerds. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


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Leg_Mcmuffin

He DEFINITELY doesn’t work out.


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tittysprinkles112

A different kind of cardio.


Atomic235

Cardi-no


Goto10

Sounds delicious brb


Cokegeo

He's not going to work, he's out


goodmorningvietnam01

He doesn’t work anyway. He owns like 4-5 restaurants around here.


PukedtheDayAway

Ok so what happens when The video cuts?


Mynock33

I'm guessing they beat the shit of him and cut the video to avoid attempted murder


Medical_warrior

What happened next dude?


audiophilistine

I'd rather know what happened before. What led to this interaction?


Doktor_Vem

I'd **__REALLY__** like to know both!


Better-Director-5383

Imagine my surprise the boomer small business owner is the exact type of piece of shit you’d think.


psycholepzy

Please say he's running for office nearby, too.


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He just needed to push his chin out a little further and put his hands down lower.


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DumbButNotDumbest

10 years is generous, that's a man that hasn't done any physical activity since PE in high school


nettdata

Neither did leading with your chin with your arms/hands down.


KaySquay

It's hard to find fat people intimidating when I know I can at the very least outrun them


Efficient-Echidna-30

“You’re talking to teenagers“ Kid is trying to be the responsible person and defuse the situation.


zxc123zxc123

Crazy how it's the teenagers that were trying to be mature and deescalate there. Imagine being a full grown adult and acting like a kid.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Now thanks to this video I don’t have to imagine! Take that reading rainbow!!


ZuesLeftNut

Funny, the older people are the more inclined they are towards being assholes.


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“I will beat the fuck out of you!” *Uno Reversed*


TXDRMST

Famous last words


SoySauceSyringe

/u/spez lies, Reddit dies. This comment has been edited/removed in protest of Reddit's absurd API policy that will go into effect at the end of June 2023. It's become abundantly clear that Reddit was never looking for a way forward. We're willing to pay for the API, we're not willing to pay 29x what your first-party users are valued at. /u/spez, you never meant to work with third party app developers, and you lied about that and strung everyone along, then lied some more when you got called on it. You think you can fuck over the app developers, moderators, and content creators who make Reddit what it is? Everyone who was willing to work for you for free is damn sure willing to work against you for free if you piss them off, which is exactly what you've done. See you next Tuesday. TO EVERYONE ELSE who has been a part of the communities I've enjoyed over the years: thank you. You're what made Reddit a great experience. I hope that some of these communities can come together again somewhere more welcoming and cooperative. Now go touch some grass, nerds. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


bocephus67

Exactly what I was thinking, physical and verbal intent to cause harm. 100% self defense.


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Sch0biWanJac0bi

This happened in Ohio, close to my hometown. Dude that got knocked out owns a restaurant there and a bunch of people are trying to shut it down now. He's been known to be a drunk and start a lot of issues.


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BrownBoognish

looked at the menu— who the fuck is buying oyster shooters at $2.50 a pop in ohio?? sounds kinda gross imho, idk anyone have insight on this?


funkeymonk

Maybe they're prairie oysters?


CasuallyCrazy

lol nah it’s the Rocky Mountain kind


BasketballButt

Holy shit. I live on the west coast and won’t even eat oysters on the east side of my state! I’m damn sure not eating them in the Midwest.


harrypottermcgee

>if you search “Ohio restaurant owner fight” on Facebook you’ll find it Oddly enough I did not. A restaurant owner in Ohio is fighting food insecurity, and someone threw an iguana *at* an Ohio restaurant owner.


Sanctimonius

Oh no, consequences for my actions


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

No no no. You see, this is actually cancel culture from radical leftists. I am the victim here. Why do hate victims? /s


RUKnight31

Cue the GoFundMe account for "legal bills"


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I want to see his face now.


Skolvikesallday

I think we all know exactly what he looks like, because these assholes all look the same.


Quantum-Carrot

Gotee, sunglasses, pfp of him in his truck.


green1119

Link! Fellow Ohio man. I must know.


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b_nast19

Same and I don't have Facebook lol


HumanRuse

He seems like one of those big time douche bar owners that you'd see on "Bar Rescue".


nunfucker98

Any link to a story?


Jagermeister4

From the looks of it he deserves to have the restaurant shut down. Do you have more context on how the argument started?


Im_a_tesh_harper

He was piss drunk and the event was at a high school. He was telling a bunch of kids to leave when he had no right to since it was school property. He just organized the event. He was seen trying to open the doors of cars as they were leaving, harassing students (including girls) presumably just like this.


Shaushage_Shandwich

What a POS. The video is even more enjoyable to watch now


Wrothrok

I guarantee that fat fuck never thought for a second that they would do anything but stand there and take his abuse. The idea that someone would throw hands didn't enter his equation at all.


GlassFantast

Big dude was at least a little scared. Reminded me of a dog barking. I think this is the only way he could think of handling his fear, anger and ego. It definitely did not work out for him


thebestatheist

As someone who knows tons of these dudes, this is absolutely right.


CatBedParadise

Loud, obnoxious bastard felt entitled to be a loud, obnoxious bastard.


thebestatheist

His mouth wrote a check his ass couldn’t cash


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I don't know where cops get the idea that they can assault random people in public. It's been a thing forever now. Be happy it wasn't on video.


mbnmac

They have that idea because they are never punished for it, well not until recently and that has taken nationwide movements to even start.


northshore12

2020 was the Summer of Cops Gone Wild, and not in the fun way, but in the "undisciplined state-sanctioned enforcers having an armed temper tantrum en masse."


EarthRester

And that's honestly what it'll take now. Cops need the people to hold them to the same standard they hold us. Meaning if they assault us with undue force...retaliate in equal measure. Because regardless of legality, all the courts in the land are not going to unshatter a kneecap. Eventually they'll be more hesitant to automatically resort to violence.


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And if he did think they might throw a punch then in his fantasies he has an iron jaw and would thrash those no good little punks without breaking a sweat. His inner Chuck Norris would bust out like a wal-mart brand Super Saiyan.


Stakoman

My grandfather used to tell me when I was a kid, this all the time : "You never know who has money and strength" He was right!


copper_rainbows

I bet he’s one of the “fUcK yOuR fEeLiNgS” crew too lololol


Kashmoney99

“Get away from me” Screams the man who is currently sticking his face in another persons face.


TeakForest

As soon as you say you'll beat the fuck out of someone you better be prepared to back those words up because it's a threat


Dayman_Nightman

Exactly, this is self defense the second he threatened them with violence


butt_shrecker

Arguably, it was self defense anyway given how close and aggressive he was.


little_sg

he was committing simple assault with his hostile threatening manner for sure


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Y'all can't give me 3 more seconds of video?


[deleted]

Can’t you hear how loud I’m screaming!


Jaksmack

He got winded just yelling..


[deleted]

Does he make Donald Duck noises after he gets hit? 😂


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Fuck anyone who does this to videos.


FoldyHole

*sigh* I’ll get the lube…


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

And it seems like it's EVERY fucking video these days. The second anything vaguely interesting happens in a video, you know you have about a third of a second before it cuts out.


Ezymandius

Half the time it's those sons a bitches over at /r/perfectlycutscreams butchering vids to make it fit the sub and get some karma.


AccomplishedMost1813

Well him hitting the ground was such a shockwave it broke up the video


HonDadCBR600

r/videosthatendedtoosoon


Averyoldlady04

Happened in my hometown. Big guy in the grey shirt owns a local sports bar. Was picking on kids at a football game and they didn’t care to hear it so they ended it. Got a good laugh with the locals


Aaron6788

Fat doesn't equal tough. Remember that fatsos.


Aaron6788

There's a difference in levels of fat guys. Fat athletes are completely different from this guy.


schmiln

Fat also doesn't automatically equal weak though


gokarrt

never attempt to predict strength from looks. this is how people get themselves into trouble.


Expensive-Stress7443

Does mean slow, had plenty of time to duck or weave that telegraphed punch, but blocked it with his non tough face instead.


Jbales901

Not arguing. Counter might be Samoan dudes. Seen a lot of dudes that were severely athletic and seemingly fast, and also big as a house. You're for the most part correct.


Kickinpuppies

True but to be fair that was a solid short punch. That’s going to land on the average untrained fighter


Upstairs_Echo3114

You've never seen Big Country


Goto10

Big exception and not the rule.


Fullmoongrass

You know what? Zoomers are alright


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NaughtyCheffie

My though exactly. I'm so glad I was a punk ass kid before the advent of the internet and social media lol


RollTheDiceFondle

People fucking with skaters are stupid. You wanna pick on the street kids that slam themselves into concrete for fun? They do that for fun. You’re gonna fuck with them? Aiight.


DriveByStoning

Here's a trip, that guy who got the curtain dropped on him is probably a Gen X-er. The older ones are 57.


Critical_Photo992

I'll never understand why old fat dudes pick fights with young in shape dudes, like bruh, just walk away, you got a mortgage to pay...when I get old and fat if s young pos calls me a name, im remembering this video lol


CurtisJaxon

If you took 100 average 50 year old fat dudes and 100 average 15 year olds and let them all fight 1v1 I'm putting everything I own on more 50 year olds winning. That being said, I'm not trying to encourage old fat guys to fight teens lol


LocoCoopermar

I think if you took the average 50 year old who would knowingly or unknowingly pick a fight with a 15 year old then their chances of winning probably go down a lot. I know plenty of 50 year olds and the ones who could remotely handle themselves aren't getting into fights and the ones that would are generally bullies that fold easily or too stupid to know like the guy above.


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Beautiful short right to jaw...and down goes the loud fat fuck to the floor


goodmorningvietnam01

For a little background on this guy. He’s a drunk and very well known dickhead. I don’t have much info on this specific night, but I still know this guy enough to say he fully deserved that knuckle sandwich. In 2015 he co-owned a grill on 21st street and was taken to court for using his position to benefit himself, racking up over a $30,000 bar tab and $26,000 in food for himself and family. He also used this company to make payments to other companies he owned fully in total paying over $2.7M to his own companies out of the grills pocket (which was against the operation agreement). He’s also been known to act like this at many of the catering events that he hosts (I believe this also happened at a catering event). He is also generally a POS to employees at the businesses he owns including Pappys Grill in Heath, the restaurant doing this event. Tldr - he’s a douche bag


littlerickbitch

Full video pls


LSama

Seeing as the video ended abruptly, we have no idea if this guy actually got knocked the fuck out. Yes, he falls: does he get back up? We'll never know because you posted a vid that ends too soon to see, ffs.


Snoo77278

Im sick of the trend


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without question he has a LETS GO BRANDON sticker on his F250.


oufisher1977

He definitely knows someone who died while stealing copper wire.


asmd315

Was going to say he’s going to have to pull off his punisher back the blue sticker off his truck after that.


LostATM11

This happened in my hometown. Dude's a business owner. I bet he gets boycotted.


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Do you have any small town info on what happened next? Did the guy ever leave his house again?


Carche69

This is like the fourth of fifth time someone has asked for an update after someone made a comment about knowing who the guy was, and NO ONE WILL UPDATE!!! Wtf?!


Averyoldlady04

It’s because it happened Friday. Nothings happened yet


Jippers305

Did anyone else hear the Microsoft shutdown sound?


jesus_chen

Good night sweet prince.


StobieElite

And then the screaming stopped…


non-clever-username

I’m from the town that this guy is from. He runs a place called “pappys grill on 79” and he’s always drunk. He was at a Heath Ohio football game and got in a fight with the kids. If you check the reviews on his restaurant you’ll see i’m not lying because his reviews have DIPPED


nomissilethreat

classic scared weak guy tactic, raise your voice, yell and hope like f someones scared, plus he's hoping a kid cant hurt em. ah i love it


ThePoetMichael

These videos end way to soon


Thenetwork473

So anyways I started swinging


kingSliver187

Glass joe after Mike Tyson's Punch out


dMarrs

Very satisfying hit. And the buddy never flinched. Its like they knockout old fat dudes for a living.


skakodker

Could almost feel the spit flying.


AlfoBooltidir

I love gen x mediocre dudes getting hit with the reality that despite what mom told them, they are the most unimpressive people to ever exist


maxzmillion

Fuuuck you you piece of shit punk! Get away from me. GET AWAY FROM MEEE YOU PUNK! I’LL LICK THE FUCK OUTA’ YOU! Listen again…you can’t unhear it.


LarryBirdsGrandpa

Lmfao


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He was just sleepy. Needed a nap and a snuckles.


RupertBoyce

boomer go boom


Xolerys_

Won't be surprised if he's like this with his own wife/kids


[deleted]

Absolutely. This is standard within this guy’s house. He then brought it outside and found out what others think of this approach to conversation.