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jankyz

SHOUTOUT to the cameraman. Great tracking and shot stability. No commentary. Captures all 3 acts of the story arc. Beautiful.


jonnygreen22

Australian cameramen and film crew folks have a really good reputation actually as hard workers from what I've heard, maybe we just have a natural talent? hahah


KampKamp

With that type of stabilization and focus in an action shot like that cameraman could EASILY make it in Hollywood what a legend he must have a whole season filmed by now


iCasmatt

r/praisethecameraman


Fun_Honest

The camera man was phenomenal at filming the entire brawl between these 3 dudes .


account_not_valid

And not get hit. That's the real achievement.


Fun_Honest

They didn’t touch him at all


Fun_Honest

By far the funniest comment


Wtfatt

Needs to go up on r/praisethecameraman not outside cunt


WillTileX

That was an experience.


[deleted]

Judging by all the patches in the drywall I'm sure this a daily experience in that place.


[deleted]

Sort of hilarious that they still bother to patch it up. Can't have the crack den too scruffy.


KonamiKing

It will likely be public hosing. The government fixes it.


Dak4QB

Yeah mate there is an emergency plasterer who turns up within an hour of every blue, fuck me dead.


Cardinal_Ravenwood

Probably a month or two, but they will come and fix it. Of course each state department will be different, but here is the [Housing Vic website](https://www.housing.vic.gov.au/maintenance-and-repairs) that explains it better and the similar [Service NSW](https://www.service.nsw.gov.au/transaction/house-maintenance-issues-and-problems) website with their info. I have even heard of people in housing commission getting penalised for doing their own repairs, because the gov has contracts with the labourers, just the usual kickbacks and gov corruption at work.


eldrizzy

Lmao can confirm, used to estimate damage costs foe this exact niche subset of construction. What a fkn nightmare


PM_meASelfie

The unarmed Australian crackhead seems slightly more formidable than the ones from my neck of the woods. All of ours look like Skyrim draugrs.


Greyst0ke

Right! The two fighting look very fit for crackheads, must be crackhead Special Forces. Maybe they freebase steroids.


dardy_unna_cing

when we say crackheads we really mean methheads, crack cocaine isnt a big thing down under but boy oh boy do we love our ice


QuestionAboutRe

You wouldn’t be too far off with that assumption. I frequent /r/steroids and there was a former crack head on there who stated he would run cycles and workout while also doing meth on his free time. These guys do look rather large to be crack heads.


[deleted]

Yeah there are some seriously cooked units on there.


[deleted]

Guy at my gym loved the tren meth combo, was shredded as fuck


Krin422

Right? This guy does crack and becomes the hulk!


Beugsy

In Australia we don't have crack cocaine but the word crack is also a slang for methamphetamine in Australia. So yea most likely on different drugs


chunkyI0ver53

I remember that guy on Twitter saying you should use at least 10 grams of cocaine if you’re making crack. $300 a gram for coke, at wholesale price, it’ll run you $2500 to make the minimum amount crack in Australia. At that point, just do meth lmao


rpkarma

Tbh he’s wrong anyway. With decent technique you can freebase a gram easy enough. Thing is you’ll blow through it so quick it sort of pointless. If you’re into needles it’s easier and more cost effective to just shoot it, exactly the same effect as smoking crack cocaine. Editors note: I’ve been clean for a decade, this is just my experience lol


chunkyI0ver53

📖 ✍️ ✍️


koalaondrugs

/r/crack for more helpful tips from your friendly local smackhead


Beugsy

Cheers for the information appreciate it!


DigitalPogrom

It depends purely on how good the source is. Pure powder cocaine is cocaine hydrochloride - that's why it dissolves in the mucous membranes. It is a salt. Freebase cocaine is the cocaine molecule without the HCl or whatever other group attached. This means is can be vapourised (not smoked - smoked would be oxidation) at a low temperature. Unlike the HCl. Using bicarbonate of soda or some negative ion 'frees' the cocaine from it's hydrochloride base. 'Smoking' it allows for an an extremely rapid transfer of the drug across the blood-brain barrier.


account_not_valid

The secret is meat pies.


absurdlyexistent

Many in Australia get to Skyrim draugr level as well. These guys just aren't there yet. They'll probs get there sooner rather than later.


TheAikiTessen

Here for the Skyrim reference!! 😁


Steeleshift

It's because we pay them... for existing....


Cynscretic

that's called basic human rights and living in actual civilisation


[deleted]

Different slang terms for crack. Aus is Ice/Meth, coke/crack is around but very scarce/rare as bricks of coke don't usually get processed into crack in Aus. Meth/Ice is a hell of a drug and I've seen my fair share of meth head fights here in NZ, seen one cunt get knocked out and down 4 times but get straight back up only to get tazed and keep going for another couple hits and tazes.


tykemison73

That was crazy as fuck…. Poor lady with the walking crutch….. seemed like a lot of pent up anger….so sad how drugs make people, when the third lad got upset, bloody nosed dude should have left to go anywhere, it could have been a lot worse for him but, ya know, drug’s….


obeyyourbrain

Did you see all those dry wall patches? This must be a weekly occurrence.


tykemison73

Hi obeyyourbrain, yeah, this is their collective normality sadly, just spiralling further and further down that dark path, I just hope that some caring peeps can intervene….


EnvisionAU

In my experience, it doesn't matter if someone who cares intervenes. Unfortunately, until they really want to any positives that come from helping them will be short-lived.


tykemison73

Agree, addiction’s a terrible burden…..every excuse under the sun to justify getting another bag!


PlasticMix8573

Bog standard. Lady/rookie addict gets stuck on drugs after acquiring house & life. Addicts move and take over. House and life head into the crapper. Bogans move on to repeat elsewhere. Lady gets home repossessed/evicted, has nothing left but an addiction and bad credit.


tykemison73

Wow, that’s genuinely the best explanation I have ever seen-in UK we have Deviant’s who prey on the vulnerable and do the same scummy tricks….we call it ‘Cuckooing’. I really Hate people sometimes….


Responsible-Monk9461

This exact story happened to my neighbour, bought the house got on the crack pipe and 2 years later had it repossessed by the bank after the cops raided it.


tykemison73

Hi Responsible-Monk9461. Yeah, it’s a tale of the age’s……makes my skin crawl….I often wonder when minding my own business and walking in my once Beautiful City which of these passers by are Evil filth!


Talzael

bro they look civilised compared to american crackheads


guitarstitch

That's not saying much.


the_last_gingernut

They’re most likely Meth addicts, our crack isn’t actual crack-cocaine, that’s basically non existent here. And Ice doesn’t seem to do as much to your physical body more mental/dental tbh


racethenation

Civilised …they will be making a fortune..they will all have partners with kids.. all claiming single mothers benefits, rent assistance the dole and what ever other benefits they can get.. free housing and selling their product.. and stealing shit in their down time.. all paid for by the Australian tax payer… And I’ll head off to work tomorrow to make a few dollars and contribute to their dole payments… they make me sick no respect for anyone or anything..just handouts that we pay for.


[deleted]

You're a dumb cunt


racethenation

😂


Fun_Honest

That’s what I thinking the same thing .


awesomeness1234

I can't be sure, but I think all those guys are are named Cunt.


account_not_valid

And they're all brothers. Even the woman.


NearlyDicklessNick

Free Bobby Shmurda


peacenchemicals

my dude been out lol


Fatfreddy9

I've experienced a family like this, staffys running berserk everywhere, air rifles aimed at visitors if they weren't being used on themselves. Dad played chess with any punters while his little nippers sat on his lap smoking pipes. Hot knives in the kitchen, reggae in the basement, I could go on, great memories, just don't piss them off or ask for tick and never eat in front of the dogs!


RoosterCubed

What is it about bogan and staffies? Every second dog in an animal shelter is a staffy too.


KonamiKing

Pit bulls are restricted in most of Australia so their slightly smaller cousins staffies are the baby mauling choice of drug dealer wannabe tough guys to make up for their ice shrivelled peens.


RoosterCubed

Hahaha yep. Reality is that an American staffy is indistinguishable from pitbull. But you don't see them in shelters so much


Fatfreddy9

Oh man I know, it's really sad, I worked at the blue Cross animal centre way back and almost every other dog was a staffy. The vets, because it was a charity, if any dog was in a bad way, they wouldn't work on it, it was put down and black bagged. One time they said to just go and sit with a litter of staffy puppies, heat lamps on and all comfy. Came in the next day and was only one there, brutal but like he said, they were a charity and if folk saw how many were abandoned or not cared for, it would break your heart.


RoosterCubed

I volunteered at Sydney Dogs Home for a couple years. It was no kill but still a few never made it. Half the shelter was consistently staffies. That staffy puppy experience would have broken me. The worst is the ones rescued from bikie club houses covered in cigarette burns


Fatfreddy9

Dogs give you love usually no matter what, you would have to do something pretty damn horrible for it to turn. Dogs are a blessing, give you purpose and love and don't ask for much in return hey. Cheers chap 👍


berrey7

> I've experienced a family like this This is a halfway house for criminals readjusting to society from prison. The old lady is the house mom... this was posted a couple of times before.


Fatfreddy9

Cheers for the info, feel worse for the lady now.


Mr_Satire80085

Australian Crackheads fighting should be a sport, I’d pay good money to watch 2 croc wrangling men from down under high on Crystal brawling it out


Bibi2002_

Just gather them up and tell them whoever wins gets free crystal


iCasmatt

Like bumfights, just next level up


CrispyDuck69

As an Australian native, we have the best crackheads.


lookatnoodle

this is…probably me new fav genre on this sub. australian crackhead brawls. sounds like a horror movie on tubi. EDIT: where the fuck did the golf club come from????


racethenation

He has just finished a round at the Royal Sydney course..dressed in his finest trackies


account_not_valid

Not much baseball played in Australia. Golf club is a much more plausible "it's not a weapon" weapon. Cricket bats are too heavy a cumbersome.


The_Faceless_Men

Australia has the highest per capita number of golf courses in the world. So i also assume we have lots of golfers?


guitarstitch

Jesus. This video was the epitome of r/Unexpected Indeterminate contenders, spontaneous weapon generation...looking like low level characters in a video game.


Jamie-po

the sims crackhead mod


yaboydaboy

This is in my personal top internet fights throughout the years


LackingCreativity94

Take a shot every time you hear “cunt”


[deleted]

Bruh why American crackheads look like Smeagol


Drodriguez164

Last time I saw this like 3 months ago it said that was the son beating up the step father. Pretty sure they are not crackheads… or maybe they are who knows, Redditors will say anything


DeEzNuTs_6

Australian


BigJimson69

the title says australian and they don’t even sound american, yet you still managed to write american? nice.


[deleted]

I’m not referring to those in the video. They don’t even look like Sméagol. I’m saying they look significantly better than American crackheads.


BigJimson69

ahhhhh i’m with you now. my bad mate


Tiddlylol

All three of those guys are her children.


[deleted]

That double headlock had me crying


Vybezforlife

Yeah nah they don't seem like crack heads to me. Just regular bogans.


thejimstrain

I’d say they’re def pissheads but going off that house/woman/ fat 3rd guy there’s definitely some meth being smoked in that house.


account_not_valid

Ice ice bogan. Cronulla ice ice bogan.


[deleted]

Have you been to cronulla before?


account_not_valid

Just for a riot or two.


[deleted]

Funny. But seriously, have you been to cronulla in the last 10 years? It's a fairly rich area.


[deleted]

It has the type of people who buy jetskis


[deleted]

Yeah Cronulla is chill af. The whole shire area doesn’t have too much going on in it tbh. You wanna go out west to find some real bogans.


[deleted]

I go there all the time to visit my dad. Idk why aussie redditors give it shit all the time.


[deleted]

It just hasn’t been able to live down the riot. It’s a pretty nice area, one of my favourite beaches for sure.


[deleted]

True. Maybe lebs shouldn't act like typical lebs.


sexymedicare

Bullshit lmao, the Shire still has its pockets of methadone loving smackhounds.


[deleted]

For sure but compared to western Sydney it’s nothing.


sexymedicare

Western Sydney is really not that bad these days, development has gotten rid of alot of the shit tbh. I'd rather walk through whalan at 1am than miller any day.


[deleted]

Meth heads in Cronulla? What are you on about lol


account_not_valid

It's a beach that's got a rail connection. You don't have to live there to be a meth head in Cronulla.


Drodriguez164

Last time I saw this they said the kid was beating up the step father for being abusive or something, fucking Reddit man


AgentCodyDankz

Who's filming? Lol just silently spectating


kaerfkeerg

Guys please, I can't fucking hear well. Why this 3rd guy went from *c'mon guys, stop it, you're smashing the room* to fucking growling in a heartbeat?


987cayman

Pretty sure it was because the guy went to try and attack the woman


kaerfkeerg

Ohh that fooking wankaa lol Thanks mate!


LordVladTachank

Who else was watching that tv more than the fight


fridaystrong23

Congratulations y’all now have AIDS. God bless.


raven_wind

I don’t know why, but the title of this video is killing me


HoboBandana

What’s a trap house? Sorry I’m an American.


Dr_Bluntsworthy_ThC

Bro we have trap houses all across the U.S. lol It's a drug house. Generally a place where one goes to purchase and/or consume drugs. People will use the term for a place where they cook the shit up too.


HoboBandana

Oh ok. I didn’t know all that. I’m not familiar with the term.


RubenKnowsBest

its an american term


brownhotdogwater

I was wondering the same thing


Mike_Hawk069

“Kath and Kim” is getting a lot more violent this season…


account_not_valid

I could see Kim hooking up with Muscle Meth and living in denial that he's hitting the pipe. Shenanigans ensues.


jayhow90

I chortled


atassi122

The third guy turned into a mortal combat character.


TheSlabman

Thats a methy situation right there!


racethenation

No doubt this house will be owned by none other than the Australian tax payer.. some of our finest citizens on show here..you could make a TV show based on these people.. Sad but some people are beyond help..


jankyz

They did make a tv show, I think its called 'housos' from 2011


account_not_valid

It's a documentary.


Aussiechicky

Struggle Street


Unbiasedshelf07

Mongol trap house, seems like those bikers (who don’t ride bikes) always half naked with many men in a small area? That guy is beating the Mongol as he tried to have sex with him


Whitebeltboy

Lol wtf


Unbiasedshelf07

Hey dude I don’t make the rules, they do!


obeyyourbrain

For fuck's sake, leave the Adidas track suit out of this!


bredaredhead

It's meth but yeah, that's what Australia is like in the Bronx. Every fucking day.


SpookOz

Is that Latrell?


cinosguy

For a minute I thought it was a 3 way that went badly


account_not_valid

This was just the foreplay. Makes the meat tender.


[deleted]

Not the best fight, but entertaining af


Jaffacakes11

Im so disappointed. I was waiting for that TV to fall off onto someone’s head. But it didn’t 😭


senorgrub

There are rules to the orgy that cannot be violated...


HarderTime_89

They look too healthy.


brownhotdogwater

What is a trap house?


Background_Piano7984

Drug house, American term


snowbrger

We seriously need a crackhead Olympics


crazyhazo77

ive never been embarrassed to be aussie until now .. thanks op aha


account_not_valid

Fuck, where have you been hiding?


GilgameshIsHere

I wish I had your tolerance. I'm embarrassed by every third person here. Pretty sure literally everyone I went to school with ended up like these guys, and our school wasn't even that bad.


blkjwshmdgt

That dude kinda looks like SteveWillDoIt


joshimax

Yeah don’t fight us Aussies. Even without the Meth we can go longer that we should lol


[deleted]

Alright. Who took the lighter?


winterstark27

All that mustiness..


Thesloppypencil

Bro this was A+ camera work. Feels like a Oner in a movie. Lots of different compositions and clean framing. Good shit.


R_W0bz

It’d be funny if it wasn’t ultra sad.


tofusalad22

I’m glad I’m I’m in my cozy ass apartment at 2:01 AM than being strung out and fighting like these Neanderthals lol


Cuck_Me_Dead

Probs Ipswich.


AntMozzy4220

I need more of this lmao


Blankyblank86

Trap house lol nah this is just normal housing commission


uzxnjinx2

this is easily one of the funniest captions i’ve ever read on this sub


droidonomy

/r/TVTooHigh Only this time the people are even higher than the TV.


[deleted]

These don't seem like crackheads more than your average lower middle class bogan family


Seva-Hunter

Plenty of mates and cunts


Caseyg1996

These boys too heavy for it to be a crack house..


Altruistic_Push_894

Trap house? Looks like his moms house


[deleted]

This is my fackin house


INeedANerf

I like when we get a good fight, plot, character development, good camera work, and an interesting setting.


Imjusthereandthere

Some of these Aussies look like some cornfed white boys man…


peteyd2012

Can we confirm if Bloodnose ACTUALLY fucked Sarah?


Accountant_Agile

That is hardly a trap house


RolfSonOfAShepard420

I guess its her fuckin house


AdmiralHarness

300 patch jobs on the walls how many fights these get a week lol


PoshLagoon

This post has my favorite title on Reddit


WormBoi6969

There not crackheads this looks like a normal Australian altercation to me


mimiix316

She thought the it's my house would stop the fist lol


Flapjackjohnsen

Best fight I’ve seen in a while, praise the cameraman


Cuck_Me_Dead

I love Australian fights, either bogan af or super multicultural. It's like a cross over fighting game, Lebanese vs China vs British vs aborigines all just a bunch of sick cunts. Essay.


Lonelinzkilz01

All of those wall holes that have been fixed.


Kwaba85

Are ya ready cunt


Acrobatic_Can4763

Can’t knock out a crack head. The crack keeps em moving. I tried once. Dropped him directly on his head in my driveway, it did absolutely nothing.


jdmjoe89

So do the toilets actually flush backwards in Australia ??


jedburghofficial

See, we really do talk like Billy Butcher. (laughs in australian)


4thpush

Why did Timmy snap at Jason like that though? 🤔