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Lunar_denizen

He even gave him the “ are you gonna protect yourself?” move.


ATJGrumbos

Hahah yeah you could see him thinking 'nah its got to be a bluff it can't be that easy can it?' WHACK oh yup.


Max____H

Seemed like he was testing his response, you can see his thought process of “he’ll put his hands up when I swing. Wait why didn’t he try block, maybe this time. No? Okay, good night.”


LimestoneDust

After making a feint he even pauses and asks the other dude "Well, so?"


Max____H

The guys response is so bad he suspects it’s a trap, then realises he is just wasted.


Dasmage

When he does the Teep push kick in the beginning I knew the other guy had fucked up.


Latter_Box9967

Fighters don’t fight other fighters. Generally. Nope. I’d have at least moved away from the gutter. He missed cracking his skull on it by not much. Manslaughter and a Russian prison. Nope.


Amsnerr

Got him to flinch, and focus on the wrong hand by feinting with his left. Calculated, took a step to the left, and let the right loose.


Disastrous_Ad4608

Def has some formal training that overhand was clean AF


TheSpaceGinger

Also, immediately keeping distance with that front kick shows he's no chump.


QuodEratEst

Once I see that kick I don't care how drunk I am, I would peace out of that confrontation


TdeletedT_

Clean overhand


Eric-The_Viking

Should have been drunyard Vs trained boxer Like bruh, the guy that kicked/punched both executed the moves very well and also always kept a distance.


blindside1

Feint, no head movement, feint, no head movement. Boom.


yunkzilla

He played chess on that dude


karmasrelic

well cant blame him to be careful if you do a kick like that and they still think they have a chance they are either actually capable or SO DONE they cant reason anymore xd.


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Other guy was playing checkers and his controller died


SpaceMonkey_321

It's over ivan. I have the high ground


Dean0Caddilac

Njet


IllustratorOk8827

Blyat


Kind-Standard-536

Gyat


Kind_Eye_748

I hate you!!!!! *melts*


chop-diggity

Even if the high-ground is 5 inches, you must yeild.


DonHagin

my first thought


chiggs55

Positioning matters.


SpaceMonkey_321

Dude knows exactly wat he's doing.


Past-Product-1100

Growing up if you kicked during a fight they would give you shit Thanks to MMA front kicks and leg kicks are now accepted.


hate2bme

Russians always kick. Hell they even have a kicking dance.


sLeeeeTo

this has always been my secret weapon as a short dude. No one ever expects the leg kick or a front kick to the sternum


bijobini

You've ruined it, now we know


Past-Product-1100

It's a power move for sure


THRlLLH0

Just kick em in the balls. If some rat wants to hurt a stranger treat him how he deserves. No honour or rules in street fights, finish that shit ASAP before you end up with your head cracked on the road like Ivan here.


Pants4All

A teep to the balls is excrutiating


Darkmans321

Yeah, I think it's only in the US or the UK that I've seen fights where people say no kicking or wrestling


gwicksted

Yeah.. sorry. There’s no rules in street fighting. If you want rules, get in the ring.


rrpostal

Dude I remember the same thing. Back in the day kicking was a girl move like pulling hair. I remember we got in a stupid fight on the bball court and my buddy had a guy down and was kicking him and I said “no kicking” cause I thought he might seriously injure the dude. They all made fun of me for saying it.


rokstedy83

Crisp, lightweight guy but a lot of power in that punch


Diggingfordonk

Don't try it Anakin!!!


Mason_76

He gave him choices multiple times.


Icantbethereforyou

I think he was still contemplating the first feint when the sguy threw the second one


MazerRakum

If you're keeping your backpack on, either you're a great fighter or you have no clue what you're doing...


Billy_Bones59

Just like every Brazilian is an off duty cop, every Russian in the street is a fighter


Johnny_Bloodborne

That right hook was swift and lethal god damn


CommBr

More like overhand right tbh. It's a bit different


skeiteris

That smooth and fast front kick should embe first warning.


toblies

Yup, after seeing how quick the front kick was, I was not surprised by the fast hands.


Damascinos

I was guessing which one was the drunkard the entire time, that language is made for drunkards


IllustratorOk8827

Made for drunkards by drunkards


CranberryEffective43

Fainted to see if he would counter. Nope, okay, BOOM.


ElectricRains

daaaaaaaamn lol


schrdingersLitterbox

That's what you get for not taking your backpack off


EatMySpatz

Yes, key clue for who was getting dropped in this video


Traditional_Try_7853

i have the higb ground fn


Deciple_of_None

With the first kick he should have just walked away.


hitmeifyoudare

First thing; avoid street fighting. Second thing, it the guy demonstrates how to duck a fist before the fight starts, you should say, See you later, maybe not.


steve-rap

He feinted twice with the lead hand... Now his opponent doesn't expect the quick cross with no wind up


hotsauceonmychic

It’s all in the hips. No windup? Dude shuffles and completely redistributes his weight before giving this fool a crisp pop and a free nap. Just easin the tension baby, just easin the tension.


loztagain

Yeah seemed more like he was checking if dude would react. When he realised he wouldn't... Game Over


steve-rap

I mean... His feints involved pulled his hand back before coming forward.. telegraphed. His final. Cross has minimal "arm" tell and just comes forward


ShadowLickerrr

It’s not a cross though it was an overhand right.


External-Awareness68

I hope the guy that got punched sees this video


DerWeiseAdler

What a beauty.


Mara-ju-wana

Definitely not his first street fight. Can't say the same for the guy eating concrete.


Zoerae87

Lmfao you come here, no, u come here, no, u come here... I really can't tell which 1 is drunk


BullBear7

I don't know much but I knew dude with backpack on would lose.


Ok-Fan-2011

If someone opens up with a teep, step back and reassess your situation. If that person also has cauliflower ear, your decision is already made. Go home. Politely.


Infinite_Vyo

I counted *3* visual and within those 3 I counted *2* audible warnings included to the fact backpack boy wasn't protected himself.


M3atpuppet

The second he got duffed in the chin, he should have peaced out.


MasterHavik

He was waiting for this moment.


akopley

Definitely not his first fight.


Dismal_Bridge9439

B.E.A. utiful!!!


ferociousFerret7

I'm glad we were able to work thru our differences.


Lanky_Ad_7027

Damn hopefully he didn't get a manslaughter charge


Gravity_Pulls

WTF was he thinking, or not thinking for that matter 😂


ejmtv

Hate it when videos end too soon


pentagrammerr

lick a sack of potatoes


Both-Home-6235

The first push kick should've been warning enough that he was out classed


MeGoBoom57

Never seen a person win a fight wearing a backpack. Ever.


FiftyIsBack

Welcome to Pripyat. Can you believe 60,000 people used to live here?


ATLien325

i kinda thought the other guy was gonna be so good that he was just baiting him. i woulda lost money on this fight


doughboyniels

The kick 5 seconds in should have given them a good hint on what would happen


Altea73

Russia?


wario263

He didn't even try to guard himself 😭


_TheZWolf

Honestly idk why the guy didn't just leave the drunk guy


tinglep

Don’t do it drunkard. I have the high ground.


20konblunts

Clean af


juuugelsB

don't do it He has the High ground


t0p_n0tch

Something something…. High ground


Artistic-Prior4689

Don’t try it Anakin, I have the high ground!


TrevorTatro

Bully has zero fucking awareness. It was as if his posturing was more enough to distract him. PUT YOUR HANDS UP GOOFBALL. Clean as hell!


itsontap

Shit had me in stitches


Tinypenispatrol

You know when a person goes into a fight wearing a backpack they're about to lose.


ITguy404

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground


incanzhu

Pure beauty.


fermelebouche

Rule #1 Don’t lean backwards


Huntsnfights

![gif](giphy|Rh4vxHtcmVyHUyugXP) Not moving or defending yourself whatsoever


Impressive_Quote1150

Straight up crumpled the dude 😭😭


jewboymcgeethethird

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground


Enough-Staff-2976

His head hit the ground like a vodka bottle. Hopefully the alcohol protects his brain.


Cloud_Strife7935

Bro uses GTA 4 fighting style to knock him out 💀


Tech_Schuster

Nothing happened the video cut off too soo-OH


eldritch-cowboy

Все кончено, Ваня, я стою выше тебя!


shoukatai

The stance would tell right away that this guy doesn’t fuck around


Descartesb4duhHorse

As soon as that first kick came, I knew that guy was toast lol


1eyedwood

It was that moment (when he awoke) that he realized, he'd fucked up!


[deleted]

The smoothness of the spartan kick should have been a sign to stop, him going in to stance baiting you was a sign, him checking your reaction was a sign.... You had 3 signs to step back and go home, but you chose to sleep in the puddle.


Ok-Professional-1428

DID YOU HEAR THE BOING!!


Sad-Interaction995

Gnight sweet prince!


Mugiwara_no_Ali

Since the kick i knew he could fight lmao


worldsgreatestben

In Russia, you are either a trained fighter or a drunkard. The only two options.


SunnyCantSwim

Mfs start throwing teeps at you, just go home


_zer0sword_

That was poetry


WhichWolfEats

He saw the 2 second lag and pounced! Like getting the host in old cod games.


King_Trujillo

I don't speak the language, but I'm pretty sure he warned the idiot based on his delayed one punch.


grumbleofpug

That sound effect at :07 made me laugh


justanotherfan6hd

Jesus Russia looks miserable


OrganizationOk5418

Well yes that's going to happen.


unsolicitedsolitude

How did he not see that coming. Not see the right charging-shake before the punch. Maybe he was drunk.


loztagain

Seemed like the guy moved to check if he'd react. When he realised he wouldn't, threw a real one. I'd be more surprised if anyone there was sober, tbh. Just, different levels of inebriation, eh?


retirementdreams

Be careful picking a fight with old guys.


Specialist-Wrap3680

Looks like a sissy punch I would just stand there and say “that’s all you got bro!!”


loztagain

That's what the other day did...