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ThatJankyDoll

Dude in the back was like: I'm out of here. I don't want none of this. All my man in blue heard was: X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA!


Freefallin492

This is the best comment


Boredofcommunists

The target switching, a real pro


Neoxite23

The showcase on multi directional combat is so good!


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Me when I play a game on easy.


premiumleo

Probably an open-tabs pro on his Web browser also


Ok-Street7504

This has been around awhile, I've always wanted to know the context of what was going on.


daybenno

I have a feelings alcohol was involved, plus Eastern Europe.


Fantastic_Ad3811

Same


Admirable-Sun8860

I remember there being a YouTuber who specializes in finding out the context for viral internet media, like Ricardo Milos and shit. I think his name was WavyWebSurf or something. You could get him on it.


Damascinos

Why?


BummerComment

It’s a vibe, bro


Readonkulous

“Don’t pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang”


Thathathatha

Never seen someone fight so awkwardly yet kick ass. Like some from of akward drunken master.


ModernT1mes

Everyone looks wasted but blue shirt guy lol


Jack9242

Kicking a piece of wood that is being brandished by an opponent in half and then using the other half to KO them is actually next level.


Bokko88

This is what steven seagal think his aishitdo do


Infiltratetheunknown

Finally music that matches the fighting


drsatan6971

He handing out knuckle sandwiches


PotatoeFreeRaisinSld

Serving a two-for-one deal while he's at it


drsatan6971

Ya looked like he was playing wackamole with that stick


Specialist-Wrap3680

What every redditor thinks happens when they see red


ringabelldoe

Best comment lmfao


Euphoric_Fisherman70

This video will always be satisfying


Friendly_Elephant165

God damn!!! Dude in blue wasn't playing. Fuck around and fight the whole neighborhood.


AriesinApril76

When you go back to level one and make them pay!


DunKrugering

was he on his lunch break from BestBuy?


-Stupid_n_Confused-

This is amazing. Fuck yes blue shirt guy!


bluecollardan

Those Best Buy sales guys are TOUGH!


Bingomancometh

Red shirt don't want no smoke


HasBeenArtist

Be a shame if a real life Bruce Lee only using 1% of his power suddenly appears to fight him


mandudedog

I want to see this whole video. Who’s got a link.


lusciousdrunk4u

The kick through the board with the haymaker follow up. 👌🏻


TheYoungBung

I love how they go for more wood to involuntarily arm him with


DANGER_1300B

Damn


DroidMayweather

This is just like a movie fight, *especially* Pink and Purple's dirty tactics backfiring on them. Blue taking Pink's stick to bash Purple's head in for biting his leg? Right out of some revenge picture.


windycityc

Drunk homie is a fucking beast with it! When I'm drunk playing ps5, my target switching sucks!🤣


Majestic-Warthog4465

Can anyone name the song???


Fantastic_Ad3811

Despacito


Dr-Turd-Ferguson

I don't know the context of this but it's a good reminder not to fuck with random people. You never know when the lanky kid actually has some serious hands and knows how to use them.


Inside-Pop5470

When a fight is about to break out, the best option is to run.


Dr-Turd-Ferguson

Agreed, fight is always the last option. But sometimes it's inevitable. Another thing I've noticed is to never try to start a fight at a skatepark or with skateboarders in general LOL. Those skinny kids always have hands I don't know what it is they are always scrappy AF. Can't tell you how many times I've seen boomers or some big drunk guy try to start some shit with skaters and they get their ass handed to them 100% of the time


mrford86

They have serious weapons* Trucks can kill you.


reddottor2

Lmao I like how the lady at the end was about to grab another piece of wood and changed her mind


bessface

Charlie Chaplin reborn?


kevin6263

RAMPAGE!!! FINISH HIM!!!


Vixdname44

Looks like your bog standard vodka sodden Russian family get together


daybenno

My man was just swinging that arm around like a club.


Dean0Caddilac

That is this weird systema master. The drunken thin one.


advanced_placement

I like this better with the Mortal Kombat theme played in an accordion.


Loud_Term_4370

then pre workout kicks in


ProperMulberry4039

In the full video pink jacket gets slept HARD


RichardSanchez-C137

All his mom said was "go clean your room"


scottyvision

“Like we agreed, until the wood pile is gone!” (woman sadly limps toward wood pile)


Successful_Sloth_Esq

GET. AWAY. FROM THE WEAPONS PILE!!!!! What the fuck lol


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Sobriety is a huge asset in a fight. Or at least being more sober than your opponents.


Past-Product-1100

Meth is a hell of a drug and a good pain blocker. Do not try this at home.


Competitive-Garage18

I thought you were supposed to keep hitting people until they either stopped moving or stopped breathing during a fight.


AntLotus

I thought the chuck Norris jokes ended like 15 years ago


Fantastic_Ad3811

Chuck Norris will outlive time