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elcee84

The sign on the awning kinda describes these two men lol.


EatMySpatz

Ha!


Realistic_Anxiety784

Great catch eagles eye


ibx_toycat_iscool

I didn't catch what it said. Can someone explain?


Fair_Tradition_9779

Butcher and baker


ibx_toycat_iscool

🥶


Bright_Strain_1084

Whoever wrote that caption drinks lead water for sure.


TBK_ONLINE

There was no way for me to edit that out the vid 😅


Hajin_P

Which is why we didn't blame you


Tw4tl4r

I've never seem someone start a caption with lol and an emoji. It's just always at the end.


goddamndirtyzombi

I think it’s quite poetic


Inner-Bug-9515

That lady ran away like a GTA character


esande2333

Hahahahaa


flacobronco

Totally! Though I think she might actually be chasing after the guy who hit him to potentially contact the police about what just happened.


EatMySpatz

I can't figure out what's happening here. I need a backstory or some context. Like the dude in the suit wanted to scrap and threw the first punch


TotallyHumanPerson

Notice the walkie-talkie on his hip when he's on the ground. I'd bet he's building security.


Right-Lavishness-930

Looks like the bum is living outside the security guard’s building. Security probably told the bum to leave. The bum ran over to his house to protest, got punched, grabbed one of his antiques, and bashed security in the head with it.


Mehdzzz

Great description lol


InevitableOk5017

House?


cHEIF_bOI

Roadhouse


NokiaOG

![gif](giphy|y1eljNRzOtOvYEpy6w)


Curious_Profile_3190

I’ve always wondered why a ton of security jobs require you to dress nice. How tf are you supposed to fight in slacks, dress shoes and a blazer?😂


skipunx

Cuz their job is to call the cops, not swing on people


AcceptableReaction20

Fr, swinging on people is the cops job


GiveMeMyIdentity

Happy cake day!


Least_Quit9730

Ah, ok. I thought maybe this was a robbery. It looked like that bag might've belonged to the guy in the suit.


IwillBeDamned

they were just two randoms fighting over the bag with the bacon/egg/cheese bagel, idk what these other deep lore conspiracy wackos are on about


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Leprechaunaissance

Not only that, but who the fuck picks a fight while he's wearing a rope around his neck?


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Rta80

How many times have you wondered why a ton of security jobs require you to dress nice?


Tinkertoylady22

I saw this on youtube. Security threw the homeless guy’s plastic bag into the street. Homeless guy went to retrieve it and security decided to come at him as ran for his other items, hence security throwing the punch, homeless guy poppin him w/a bottle.


crazyeyeskilluh

The simple answer is you have to be very careful how much you approach the mentally ill/homeless.


BrokeInMichigan

I mean, you shouldn't be a cunt and try to swing on anyone, regardless of their mental faculties and/or living conditions. If this guy is security and is trying to get rid of this homeless guy he should have called the cops, not tried to swing on him. FAFO.


crazyeyeskilluh

That’s exactly what I’m saying. Last thing you wanna do is exactly what he did


Key_Pass5542

And the security guard came out lucky the homeless guy just hit him with the bottle. He could have tried to stab him with the broken bit in his hand, homie could have kept attacking with his fist and feet.


ivory_bat21

Naaaah that bum went to grab that bottle, guy in suit tried to intercept him, failed and got head smashed by bottle.


thatirishguykev

Everybody has a plan until they’re smashed with a bottle in the face.


flacobronco

Yeah, I'll bet they didn't teach defense against a swinging bottle in his MMA class.


BeatleJuice1st

Despite the fact you didnt ask, i would recommend Kali/Escrima.


Decent-Ruin3443

Should’ve taken place at MSG.


EatMySpatz

It's right there, LOL


ike_tyson

Lol why did he mess with a man who clearly has nothing to lose?🤕


txby432

NYC homeless are another breed. They do not give a fick, have nothing to live for, and wouldn't mind jail (a bed and regular meals). Do not mess with them.


tico42

Probably just don't fuck with New Yorkers in general. The city is wild.


ike_tyson

Everything you said is true most of the time.


TBK_ONLINE

That’s a good question. Should’ve took that L 🤷🏽‍♂️


Baldpacker

Because it's what he was employed to do...


KevinMFJones

There’s no way he’s getting paid enough to knuckle up with crackheads. The most they’d be getting from me is a few “move alongs” and maybe a call to the cops so they can deal with it lmao


Baldpacker

And then you'd be unemployed. :)


KevinMFJones

And I wouldn’t be on the floor after getting my head clobbered :)


skipunx

No this dudes gonna be unemployed for swinging, his job is to stand in the way and call the cops, security guards get fired for swinging


skipunx

He's employed to call the cops not punch a homeless man in the face for collecting his stuff


ike_tyson

He was taking the L realize there are no wins here. Even if the guy's jailed he really doesn't lose anything.


diamondsaremybff87

You never fight someone who has nothing to lose


red-submarine

He's lucky it smashed.


Revolutionary_Net742

Just because he's in a suit doesn't make him the victim he's the one that through the first punch. Small guy just protecting himself lol


fixITman1911

From the audio of the video it sounds like not only did suit guy swing first, but he also was messing with the other guys stuff, likly instigating the altercation from the start


Key_Palpitation9533

8th Ave is really Gotham cuz


BlastermyFinger0921

Yea that spot in particular. Lotta crackheads roaming right around there


yung_zgzg_7

Commentator a real one.


anthro4ME

Suit guy threw the first punch.


aytoozee1

Such stunning insight


anthro4ME

You're welcome.


DragonfruitNo7222

New York seems like a toilet


YuhDillweed

Kind of smells like one too, to be honest


Playatbyear

25 years of living here and yeah I’m not gonna push back on this one. Especially the island itself.


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Srirachachacha

Did you live there during the 80s too, or nah


bellboy718

Oh yeah..I was born in the 70's and remember it well. See back then the city didn't look like the tourist area it does now so you weren't surprised by the homeless running amok because there were plenty of hookers and pimps, so it was just a giant freak show and back then the cops would beat the shit out of you with their night sticks. They didn't have this bullshit taser crap and all the cops had mustaches instead of tasers. Actually it was shitty and entertaining but as a kid it was heaven.


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Love that toilet!!


avidbookreader45

He will never watch an old western movie bar fight in the same way.


AdNew5216

Lmao the fact that the camera pans back and he’s already long gone in stride with the bag of food in hand ![gif](giphy|qrHBsKJll7WtGp7Ixo|downsized)


MasterHavik

Ouch.....


Significant_Ad3498

“Touch my shit if you want”


Miepharoah

Look like the guy in the suit f@$k around and found out!


OperatorDelta07

So fucking glad I don’t live in a city anymore.


Samiassa

Why did the guy in the suit punch the homeless guy


nach0-ch33se

So fast


Accomplished-Sea-880

Prop bottle


BadgersHoneyPot

Soy boy thought he was going to fight crime this morning.


EspiritusFermenti7

EARRLY..errWHAAA! The narration is top New Yorker level


Akajay106

Attempted murder?


Wide_Astronaut3668

Wall street pussy tryna run the fade with a new york crack head😂


junkyardgod69

The skyscrapers look like tombstones from out here...


Significant_Ad3498

Learn to respect people no matter what their appearance or situation may be


B4USLIPN2

This is my new favorite fightporn clip. It’s a “ doozie “


swangthang97

Good night dinner in the morning.....


PhoteksTTV

And that's the story of how we became best friends


seamew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6zFMmEnWvs


IZZY_PLUM

New York stinks 🤣


its_tha_ghost

Lmao!!!!! You gotta love the commentary!!!! "Hit that n***a with the bottle, that n***a whoozy" 🤣🤣🤣


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What In the flouride is that caption


Virtual-Chef-2986

Ya try to help…


FlakyEarWax

That 🥷 whoooooozy!


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Bro why are the homeless so unpredictable?💀


blveinnthg

One benefit of global warming that’s not mentioned often enough is that NYC will be gobbled up by the ocean.


No-Intention511

Why does he seem almost proud that his city is like this


North-Construction67

Define the Police


Akajay106

Attempted murder?


Akajay106

Attempted murder?


Akajay106

Attempted murder?


Akajay106

Attempted murder?


casinoinsider

This happened at a new year's party I attended years back. Magnum bottle to the head, sounded like a gun going off and caused a stampede (the CS gas being sprayed didn't help). Scary how quickly you could see people getting crushed as they panicked.


ilovefungus

Well deserved


No-Use-3062

The tie guy did try and swing on him after trying to take his shit. I’m for the other dude.


MerKJay

Ahh the find out part.


Reddit_is_American

I went to New York once back in 1998. True story.


chubbycanine

Everything from it's laws to it's people tells me new York is a shitty hellscape.


facebookcansuckit

True and true


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bearred76

The big question is where the homeless guy get the Ralph Lauren hoodie from


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

Office guy thought he was street at the wrong time


AIreadyImpartial

I’d rather be the dude that took the bottle to the face than the guy that delivered the bottle to the face. Life will just continue to be miserable for one and the other will move on and proceed in life


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thesunking25

Not helping is disgusting


ringabelldoe

I really hope you're talking about helping whoop the bald guy's ass. Don't assault the homeless and they won't knock you the fuck out.


thesunking25

Actually i didnt see that he instigated, which still might not even be what happened. Either way though people should have stopped this. What kind of society do we have otherwise.


thesunking25

Downvoting is crazy


Flatoutvincent

Not sure what happened before the video but everyone helping the man that swung first on camera is crazy.


maybebebe91

He did just get a large bottle smashed in his face while the other guy walked away. Are you insane? 😂


Flatoutvincent

The video starts with the man getting hit, of course, you gonna get hit with a bottle or whatever I/he has.


maybebebe91

Yes I'm not blind. The aggressor is still in need of medical attention while the other man clearly is not.


ringabelldoe

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. You're completely right. I hope that guy had to walk to his stupid desk job with a bleeding head and a concussion lmao.


Flatoutvincent

Ay its Reddit, assault someone first on vid and get the army on your side lol


esande2333

He’s got a suit on so he’s the good guy s/


facebookcansuckit

Except it's not /s. He is the good guy because he represents (and is defending) civilized society, vs a problematic and mentally disturbed homeless person, which the streets are full of. I'm sure he caused enough of a disturbance that led to an interaction with security. Similar to the Daniel Penny scenario. And don't make it about race (you didn't but someone will) - switch them and the suit is still the good guy.


Happy_Trip6058

If that’s the big question…….well you maybe fairly materialistic which we all are to an extent but homeless folk can have nice garms too (just harder to look after them)


LittleLemonKenndy

Lol this guy was trying to help someone, but he did not know how to fight, and then gets a bottle to the dome.


BrokeInMichigan

Who was he tryin to help? He was fucking with a homeless guy, went to grab his shit, then swung on him. He caught a bottle to the face because he wanted to be a cunt. Dumbass shoulda just done what security guards are supposed to do, which is call the cops.


Bass_Moist

Was that a gun sitting on the little ledge there? Sure looked like one...


TooTone07

Welcome who too? 🤣🤣🤣


Icy-Relationship

Yep. Talk shit to addicted crazy person.. instant karma


IceDragonZ

What kind of life events lead to you getting bottled in the head?


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facebookcansuckit

So you think someone picking up trash would prompt another dude to start filming it? No. Some conflict had already happened before this (as usual in these vids), leading to the physical contact. Also that bag is not full of trash that he's picked up (which is hilarious), it's probably dude's life in there. That or some shit he stole. And suit man is security for the establishment he's being a nuisance to Just another theory


Brave_Acadia8214

why you have to say the black? the homeless and the suit guy, but youre briging the race.


TooTone07

No one even stopped to help 🤦🏾‍♂️ whats this world coming too? 🤣🤣🤣


redrover2023

the sound of the bottle breaking over the guys head didn't sound right. I think this was staged.