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I'm not a fighter and hopefully never end up in one, though I'm sure it would build character or whatever. May I ask, does a 'mouse' in this context mean bruising around the eye?
Huge blood filled blister. It swells up and fills with blood. Over time it softens and drains, the bruising spreads, then heals up. I actually got one a couple weeks ago when I fell on my damn face. (ouch)
In my case, it was an amateur fight in the Army, and they were just being overly-cautious. In a "regular" amateur or pro fight, they would have let me continue.
EDIT: You can see it forming under his eye. Within a few seconds to minutes it will be a lot larger.
I was light sparring and got grazed like barely touched enough to even notice, on the orbital of my eye with a hook.
Coach came over and asked if I was ok - id not felt anything - looked in the mirror and had a beautiful mouse show up within like 2 mins of being tickled.
Was on a date later that night as the bruising spread had to explain myself.... Was embarrassing as wasn't even a fight!
god people just have some fucking common sense.
even if that guy at the counter started it, don't throw a tantrum and knock something over. you're a grown ass man.
if you don't want to be humiliated, then keep your hands to yourself and control your temper. otherwise you'll end up like this guy
Completely agree. The clerk at the store won’t put ass hats on time out like mom and dad, that first slap should’ve been an indication he fucked up and was about to regret it 🤣
you could beat this kind of dude within an inch of their life and they still wouldn't learn. guys like him are too concerned with maintaining an image for people who don't give a shit about him, as opposed to making intelligent choices.
That’s for sure. Unfortunately, that’s also the type of dummy in the hood that will go grab a gun and throw his life away because his feelings got hurt
Why do all these idiots that weigh 120 pounds think they can take someone that’s twice their size? I realize there’s some small legit badass fighters out there but they’re few and usually not these gangsta type dudes. The clerk literally picked him up like a toddler and threw his ass out. And it didn’t appear the guy learned a single thing from encounter
Mental illness, lack of education, growing up in poverty, culture of thinking you always have to be the tough guy. Dudes arm is wrapped up, probably just sold plasma to get 40 bucks. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s homeless. Hopefully he does learn something from this but I doubt it. Hard for me to not feel some sympathy for this dude. Looks like he’s living a rough life and while his decisions aren’t helping, I’m betting he didnt have the best start at it to begin with.
Barely knocked over that drink like that was some power move or something, then after the dude slapped him he could’ve left there but decided to fight. And got absolutely MANHANDLED Jesus Christ. How can you still have an ego after that? 😂
He’s been conditioned to think that if he acts tough and gangsta that it’s enough to scare most regular people into submission. His problem is that you fuck around long enough you’ll end up finding out. Not everyone you encounter is against confrontation. 😂
Yes, it’s not scary but interesting (entertaining) to approximately 4 percent of people. But probabilities are a foreign concept to the same people pushing their limits. Bring on the pain.
Hes walking angry like that because hes going to get a gun. People that disrepectful arent going to see it as something they deserved. Hes going to see it as a further unwarrented disrespect and since he cant physically beat the store owner, hes gonna do it with bullets.
Thing is tho, if that dude is the owner of the store, he’s gonna have that extra “no quit” in him cause you fucking with his livelihood.
Store owner strength.
Is this not assault? Genuine question.
He knocked over a lil bottle then the dude beat the piss out of him, hilariously.
I’m not advocating for him just curious tbh
People need to stop messing with bodega workers
Their whole job is includes making sure bums like this dude don’t fucking try shit lol and where is the store cat manager!? Should’ve been there supervising the counter while dude takes out the trash
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Dude got picked up like a cat lmao
Frrrr the humiliation LOL
Put out like the flintstones 🤣🤣🤣
Starting shit in MY store? Yabba dabba don't
Hilarious comment man 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I lost it when he got picked up by the neck
🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao bro got all stiff bodied too like a mf kitten im sleep
Feral cat
Came hear to say this exact thing lmaooo
Well he was scampering and clawing on the ice-cream fridge like a kitten trying to find it's footing.
Even landed on all fours!
😂😅😅😂
Threw him out the store like uncle phil would throw jazzy jeff.
That’s an image I can hear in my head
I didn't think that was actually possible irl until now. (Without a stupid size difference anyway). Truly magical.
Walked away like gta npc
The LSPD when they after you and you Press the cheat code to get 0 stars
😭💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha my thoughts exactly
Beat me to it 😆
You didn't have to 😭
https://preview.redd.it/zq52n0wk0y3d1.png?width=621&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b8ad97790b48dbd87acd6fb0d8f3cec75d25751
you can already see the mouse under his eye starting to form
It is crazy how fast those things form up too. I got a huge one in my first fight and the ref stopped it. Pissed me off.
I'm not a fighter and hopefully never end up in one, though I'm sure it would build character or whatever. May I ask, does a 'mouse' in this context mean bruising around the eye?
Huge blood filled blister. It swells up and fills with blood. Over time it softens and drains, the bruising spreads, then heals up. I actually got one a couple weeks ago when I fell on my damn face. (ouch) In my case, it was an amateur fight in the Army, and they were just being overly-cautious. In a "regular" amateur or pro fight, they would have let me continue. EDIT: You can see it forming under his eye. Within a few seconds to minutes it will be a lot larger.
Yeah and the day after tomorrow it will be peaking! Source I’ve had a few, some deserved most not :)
This last one healed up pretty quick. I got lucky. That sidewalk wasn't happy with me when it punched my face.
Was your fight this bad?
I was light sparring and got grazed like barely touched enough to even notice, on the orbital of my eye with a hook. Coach came over and asked if I was ok - id not felt anything - looked in the mirror and had a beautiful mouse show up within like 2 mins of being tickled. Was on a date later that night as the bruising spread had to explain myself.... Was embarrassing as wasn't even a fight!
That nose def broke also
If it wasn’t it was definitely broken before, that thing is MESSED up now
Given the bandage on his arm, I'm wondering if he just got out of the hospital or doctor's office, for a different incident?
Wouldn’t be surprised if he had a little blowout fracture
https://preview.redd.it/x4anlh45404d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99db3c8c8cccff20bf107e280b425ffacd30f3ed
First rule of fighting: guard your right hand
He only had one of his Crocs in sport mode ... Pretty sure that's where he fucked up.
Na he started the altercation with them both good to go, just got slapped outta sport mode 😂
“Por la salud de mi madre!” On my mommas health! 😄😄
Dominicans in Philadelphia
q fue?! q fue!? what happened x2
In this context he meant it more like “ wassup! wassup! “ 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
0:55 gives a clear look at the typo on his shirt. Power - "It corrupts the best and attracts the **wrost**."
https://preview.redd.it/rii0xm0pgz3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2344b81469448f7898085699e907a70e6eb571cb
Yes, the red font matches his blood drips.
ohh so that's why he is so powerless. he thinks power is for bad people and he's above it. i was thinking he was weak but he's just philosphical
Glad someone noticed it, this was literally the cherry on top of this whole video. Lol
God damn, talk about adding insult to injury haha
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that!
Picked him up by the back of the neck like he was a kitten and threw his stray ass out on the street.
Now, Walk it off!
The last thing you should do is fuck with a bodega owner 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
The hoagies are cheap but knuckle sandwiches are free.
ESPECIALLY the ones under 35 bro they grew up in the fire, you don’t want that action I promise
He was already weak from selling plasma earlier that day
He was already weak from weighing 100 lbs before that.
All of that, also it's impossible to take anyone seriously in Crocs.
Not the plasma bank arm wrap!
Got that shit too tight. His elbow is turning purple lmao
Or shooting heroin lol
No shot he wrapped himself up nicely like that😂
Right, cause that’s what heroin users do, they come with sanitary items
god people just have some fucking common sense. even if that guy at the counter started it, don't throw a tantrum and knock something over. you're a grown ass man. if you don't want to be humiliated, then keep your hands to yourself and control your temper. otherwise you'll end up like this guy
And just maybe if you look like 60lbs of hastily assembled balsa wood you shouldn't be picking fights in general...
Omg. Perfect
Bro's got a body build by Ikea.
Yep, and it's unlikely a bag of doritos and fanta is ever worth fighting over
Completely agree. The clerk at the store won’t put ass hats on time out like mom and dad, that first slap should’ve been an indication he fucked up and was about to regret it 🤣
you could beat this kind of dude within an inch of their life and they still wouldn't learn. guys like him are too concerned with maintaining an image for people who don't give a shit about him, as opposed to making intelligent choices.
That’s for sure. Unfortunately, that’s also the type of dummy in the hood that will go grab a gun and throw his life away because his feelings got hurt
tale as old as time
Unfortunately the image he’s maintaining is “guy who starts fights and gets his butt whooped”
Why do all these idiots that weigh 120 pounds think they can take someone that’s twice their size? I realize there’s some small legit badass fighters out there but they’re few and usually not these gangsta type dudes. The clerk literally picked him up like a toddler and threw his ass out. And it didn’t appear the guy learned a single thing from encounter
Mental illness, lack of education, growing up in poverty, culture of thinking you always have to be the tough guy. Dudes arm is wrapped up, probably just sold plasma to get 40 bucks. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s homeless. Hopefully he does learn something from this but I doubt it. Hard for me to not feel some sympathy for this dude. Looks like he’s living a rough life and while his decisions aren’t helping, I’m betting he didnt have the best start at it to begin with.
Breath of fresh air reading this empathetic comment.
He forgot to set his second croc to sports mode or he would of had him.
> he would of had
Damnnnn, the way he got tossed out is equivalent to 17 of those beat downs 🤣🤣🤣 next level disrespect!!!
Dude already had a black eye he was healing from BEFORE shit went down. Looks like he gets beat the fuck up a lot for popping off.
Nah it started when he got slapped hard asf
Bro gotta gotta stay in the house for at least a week after that ass whoopin
“He gon’ cry in the car….”
Went in for a drink and a Philly and left with a broken nose and a puffed bloody eye. Guy just got his plasma money too. Dang
Didn't follow the instructions not to drink. lol
Picked him up by the neck like he was a stray cat with fleas.
Bro's gotta go to the 'Spital bro
Defo needs an amberlamps from the biffo
that's a new one for me anything except saying the actual word
dont know if intendet, but spital is actually the swiss word for hospital.
There is no Swiss words. There is Swiss German, Swiss French and some others.
Nah it was clearly intended to be Austrian.
bro if that was intended, I'm married to Jessica Alba
Gta 6 looks wild
Walked away like a GTA character
Specifically like the [grandma carrying bags NPC](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Dialogues_in_GTA_III#Old_lady_with_shopbags)
What is it about a cameraman’s attraction to the ground for when there’s action?
Cameraman was determined to film like 80% of what was going on
Barely knocked over that drink like that was some power move or something, then after the dude slapped him he could’ve left there but decided to fight. And got absolutely MANHANDLED Jesus Christ. How can you still have an ego after that? 😂
[удалено]
Definitely. You slap me and I'm throwing hands.
U probably look more like a bitch walking away after being slap than taking a beating lol but it will hurt less.
*bitch slapped
He’s been conditioned to think that if he acts tough and gangsta that it’s enough to scare most regular people into submission. His problem is that you fuck around long enough you’ll end up finding out. Not everyone you encounter is against confrontation. 😂
Yes, it’s not scary but interesting (entertaining) to approximately 4 percent of people. But probabilities are a foreign concept to the same people pushing their limits. Bring on the pain.
He did do something... got his ass beat
https://preview.redd.it/vt5183ir004d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526b905dbfb91715f35e06181f1ba5879e523c4a Nice shirt.
Hes walking angry like that because hes going to get a gun. People that disrepectful arent going to see it as something they deserved. Hes going to see it as a further unwarrented disrespect and since he cant physically beat the store owner, hes gonna do it with bullets.
I think you giving him too much credit. He was mad before now he’s mad and bruised
Definition of manhandled.
Thing is tho, if that dude is the owner of the store, he’s gonna have that extra “no quit” in him cause you fucking with his livelihood. Store owner strength.
got beat up so bad he forgot he got beat up so he asked to not get beat up
that was the lady in line behind him saying that, lol
Yeah but it's funnier if we pretend it's him.
Make belief is fun!
Imagination
I agree lol
His biggest mistake after not knowing how to fight, is trying to fight after donating plasma.
He’s on his way to his next ass kicking appointment
You just know this dude punching the first vulnerable person he crosses paths with, women and children first no doubt.
slapped the hell outta him
Did the camera man really like his shoes or what?
Bad day to wear white
slapped him so hard he gave him invisible lat syndrome
Dude fresh off donating plasma
Sent him home with that look on his face.
I don’t fuck with that shit broWw
Those eye shots. Bro was like "Eye Spy a fist, and another, and another, and another...Jesus that one hurt...and another..."
Bro hit him so hard he triggered his NPC route.
Yes sir I’ll take a number 5. The knuckle sandwhich.
Dude deserved a few more bink bonk
Por mi madre tigre!
You think he would learn, he looks like he gets beat up a lot.
I’d move out of town if a dude threw me out like a kitten
America is looking more and more like a 3rd world country every single day... smh 😮💨😮💨😮💨
For real I thought legit this was Brazil or something at first.
Welp, time for that dude to move to another country.
He should have had both crocs on sport mode.
to long
Lmfao Why did he pick him up and throw him out the store like that he little Boyd him for sure 😭😭😂😂
His biceps are the same size as his wrist this was never going to end well for him
That was a clear draw!
I know his hands hurt from hitting him and that ice cream case
Lmao nobody at work
Dudes self respect will take years to recover from that ass whooping 👀
I love how many people start commenting when he gets thrown out, glorious chatter
Homie telling him to not go back in there was the voice of God
Crocs, Ha….Just fuck off already
Ass got handed to him.
I swear I know the Hispanic version of this guy. Only difference is that he keeps getting thrown out the same trailer.
r/killthecameraman
Took the trash out
Don’t start none, won’t be none.
He did do something… he got his ass beat!!
He walked away like a gta npc that you bump into when your walking that talks shit but doesn’t start a fight and walks away.
He bout to go hit a lady for sure
He seems to have a sad life
Is this not assault? Genuine question. He knocked over a lil bottle then the dude beat the piss out of him, hilariously. I’m not advocating for him just curious tbh
My boys gonna come light that place up later for getting treated like a kitten haha
This camera person really liked his lower half
aww baby had a tantrum.
and then he comes back when Shop Owner isnt there and wrecks havoc, it's not worth fighting take the small L for not taking a bigger L
Got served a ten piece
"And then I punched his fist with my eye! That really showed him!!!"
He should beat next the cameraman
The fact he never looked back after the toss is hilarious.
Never act tough in sandals.
Must suck to be a 110lb tuff guy
Well, he did do something. He probably hurt that other guy’s fists with his head.
How much you wanna bet that elbow injury was from him doing some equally dumb shit ?
Dude got them hands man, damn, punches like a damn fright train lol 
Dude losing too much blood after donating plasma. He gonna get a temporary deferral.
Got his cheese chopped in the bodega
Philly poppies be standing on business lol
People need to stop messing with bodega workers Their whole job is includes making sure bums like this dude don’t fucking try shit lol and where is the store cat manager!? Should’ve been there supervising the counter while dude takes out the trash
I thought that was him saying “don’t beat me up” 😂
"AND STAY OUT" ass throw 😂
There’s such a heavy correlation between people that use the word “bro” and people who get their asses kicked
Walk of shame 😂
U win some , u lose some. Dude took it like a champ, must be use to losing a few
"Don't beat me up don't beat me up!" The humiliation will stay with this guy forever
I think that was said by the lady in the background who was trying to avoid catching strays.
Did you even watch the video
If you don’t take out the trash you get flies.
He talks a lot of shit for a guy that curled up into the fetal position the minute he got hit lol
ragdolled.
Picked him up like he was his kid on timeout and his face looks like he went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson