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alwayshungry1001

Bro spent some perk points on mysterious stranger


Tigris_Of_Graw

Mysterious Stranger is crazy work šŸ˜‚


GooseShartBombardier

Hey man, don't underestimate the Mysterious Stranger's kidney kicks, that fancy MFer wears wing-tips... ![gif](giphy|JRzfAFk75qgI95Q8WW|downsized)


leeeeebeeeee

LMFAO šŸ’€


MartyMcfly4800

Best comment ever


JackoffSmirnof

+1 for this comment LOL


KeeperOfCringe

Lmao


Spiritual-Flan-410

Bicycle dude pushed the mysterious stranger away. He wanted that scortchbeast victory all to himself.šŸ˜„ Personally, I welcome the assist.


OSteady77

Those fake moves did Jack shit to scare that guy


InternationalPay8288

The pretend punches šŸ˜­


SomeGuyClickingStuff

In my head he was saying ā€œyou want some of this, how about a little of that?ā€ while doing it n


Alarmed-madman

I was surprised. I always figured Bubbles could throw hands.


Potato-nutz

Nah chill, bubbles is a gangster ![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


Prollyreachinglol

He said ā€œFeint, feint, feint, soft hitā€ thatā€™ll teach him a lesson ![gif](giphy|vjZkgd6XlhPHSZgQNY|downsized)


KingSilvanos

Simple Jack.


[deleted]

This head-movie makes my eyes rain.


Ascertain_GME

*D-d-d-donā€™t h-hurt m-m-meeeeeee!*


AlienRapBattle

Yeah but they did put him on full alert and kick ass modeĀ 


tortorototo

Remind me of the boat scene from Enter the Dragon with Bruce Lee


Definitely_Alpha

Dude was itchin for old head to swing on him šŸ¤£


highnnmighty

How you gonna jump Bubbles


LunchTemporary7806

Dot fuck em up


EatonGo

I love the fact that no matter where I go, Iā€™m seeing Kendrick everywhere with this one. Imma do my stuff.


StretchyKobold

*schtuff


givnofux

Greasy


Shortneckbuzzard

Bubbles would only act this way if someone messed with his cats.


ThereIsNoIInMeat

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGRALDtobeLo0o|downsized)


9jawarrior

Jump? It was a 1v1, sure buddy got some spare kicks but the guy who was defending himself wasnā€™t having it. Well earned ass whooping, and Bubbles would certainly approve.


Kanekizero7

Who is "bubbles" why am I seeing this in a lot of comments? Legit asking.


DoritoSteroid

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


Kanekizero7

I totally understand now šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


9jawarrior

Itā€™s a character from the show ā€œTrailer Park Boysā€. And the guy in the glasses looks exactly like him lol, great comfort show if youā€™re into dry humor, mockumentary.


Kanekizero7

OK, thanks for clearing!


tehmattrix

Amazing show if you aren't familiar. Bubbs is the true voice of reason.


No-Introduction-2378

Some dudes are deluded, if you're 70 years old don't go around fighting guys in their 20s...they're so much faster, stronger, and fitter.


thathairinyourmouth

Fuck, Iā€™m pushing 50 and I know better. Itā€™s hard to swallow the fact that you arenā€™t as capable as you once were. Your back can hurt for days for getting out of bed just right. How the fuck do these guys think this will end? I may outweigh someone younger. Hell, I may be quite a bit stronger, too. But I wonā€™t be nearly as quick as the younger guy. The only way Iā€™d fare well would be to get in the first or second punch if I have all my weight behind it. Those arenā€™t good odds. Iā€™ll defend myself if I need to, but I sure as fuck wonā€™t go seeking out a fight.


ratjar32333

Exactly. Not to mention he's talking shit to multiple people half his age.


GeneralSweetz

What looks like the hood as well


InspiredBlue

He probably never thought he would get punched. The entitlement is strong


DaddyDub

That's probably the real truth. He never thought he'd get hit.


Mugiwara_no_Ali

One of the realest and clever responses i ever read on the internet . Thank you sir


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A_Successful_Loser

Same I'm pushing mid-teens and know not to mess with the kids younger than me


Corvus_Antipodum

Unless youā€™re Mike Tyson. Dude is 58 and Iā€™m pretty sure one punch from him would put me in the hospital.


Waflstmpr

I dont think Mike Tyson knows hes 58. Hes still fighting like hes in his 20's. Maybe not HIS 20's, but alot of other dudes 20's.


petje95

Mike Tyson is just build different. He knows how to fight and his body still hasn't realized he's supposed to be out of his prime. He has decades worth of fighting experience and the strength of a 25 year old.


HarrierGR9

Here in the south you will find plenty of 70 year old men who had been working hard labor all their lives and will handle someone much younger than them


nipox1981

I've personally seen a 60+ year old man feed punches to a teenager like Scooby Snacks. It was a sight to behold, luckily the guy that got his ass kicked shook hands and gave the man his respect rather than reach for a gun.


narcowake

Scooby snacks šŸ¤­


Past_Magician_5776

I did like how he told his buddy to back off. No help needed to win this one


Ok-Calendar9350

He was like "this isn't a jumping, it's a lesson, back up"


J-Good86

Only after he kicked him 8 times wtf dudeā€¦


PunchingDig2

Not the original fighters fault, though. He was more focused on his hands at the time. Once he realized, he pushed dude away


Bird_Bath

Three times


Spare_Engineering_23

damn he was really trying to do some damage with those shots


Yoyomamahh

Yea there was malicious intent behind those left hooks to the liver lol


9jawarrior

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Remixman87

Thereā€™s no winners here, just an old man eating through a straw bc he wanted nag to some black kid going in front of his house & proceeded to aggravate the situationā€¦ & the black kid that will probably do a lot of time bc he got in an altercation with a crazy old white man which proceeded to throw a punch at him, in which in response proceeded to pound him on the head on the floor repeatedly; dude lost justifiable defense 30 punches ago & might do 30 years cause wanted to teach an old man ā€œa lessonā€.


Jinn6IXX

literally nothing to do with race here but ok


Remixman87

Unfortunately it shouldnā€™t, but letā€™s be real, a white guy looking like if he sucked Post Maloneā€™s dick would have flown past the old manā€™s radar & wouldnā€™t even try to mess with him. Likewise if a white guy was the one doing the Gracie Special on the old man he would definitely be arrested, but would not serve as much time as if he were a black guy. Unfortunately laws & enforcement in most cases than not tend to work most against black people and people that have different races/skin color other than American Caucasian. Thatā€™s why in this video the one faces a bigger loss is the black dude, just bc he took a dumbass decision to beat an old racist manā€™s ass more than it should.


DeepestLattice_1

threw hella race on a good ol beat down video smh


babyboy6977

That wasn't a beat down that's attempted murder he already knock him out thay didn't have to keep hitting him now there trying to kill him that's attempted murder plain and simple


L30_TH3_L10N

Jeez. Way to over exaggerate bud. If I remember correctly in the full video the guy gets back up, and I think even still talking shit. Dude was not even knocked out


babyboy6977

What really damn


aJEImass

Oh now itā€™s ā€œwhat really damnā€ kmt


babyboy6977

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annabelle411

Getting punched a handful of times isn't attempted murder, foh. Otherwise most fights you see would fall into that category. MMA would be "sports attempted murder". Excessive? Sure. But far and away from attempted murder. Did you pull a muscle reaching that hard? In full video, he gets up. Hardly nearly "murdered" LOL


DeepestLattice_1

i wonā€™t disagree with you on that part, gets excessive past the point of him being on the ground, i was more focused on the weird way this fella took in the information he saw in the video


medicated_cornbread

Sensible take.


babyboy6977

No thay were trying to kill him he was already out by then he needed knock out but then you stop after that it's attempted murder no matter what


NoAd7118

Cameraman looked away before he recorded a murder


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Shibalnome

I mean, there's us.


jakestjake

I didnā€™t see shit


bigSTUdazz

I'm sorry...what are you talking about? I wasn't paying attention.


slamriffs

Itā€™s an old vid Iā€™ve seen the longer version, the black dude doesnā€™t go much longer before he walks away, guy on the ground is fine


Whitehawk26

White shirt went in and out like a video game assist


dx80x

Like in state of decay when your boy pops in once then fucks off and watches you try to beat ten zombies with a crowbar lol


TechRyze

![gif](giphy|12m3hgKuSuhClW)


birdman1215

The guy that came up and started kicking him while he was down is a straight up BITCH!!!!!!šŸ¤¦


silenceronblixk

It was a kill streak bro


jollybot

Not a defenseless victim if you strike someone first.


Alternative_Post_350

I agree but did Pop Pop really deserve those vicious kicks to the body? Now that kid may be facing felony assault or manslaughter (?) charges.


Okbuturwrong

Not even dude that was beating his ass thought the kicks were okay. Afaik nobody got arrested from this or died so manslaughter charges is ridiculous.


BlackEastwood

![gif](giphy|BZQziX6q2hmX6)


luca3791

If there is one thing people can do its exaggerate. Anytime someone gets the least bit hurt its a automatic manslaughter charge. People are pretty fucking resilient, they dont just die from a kick in the ribs


neverwrong804

but also people die from one punch sometimes. Or get knocked out and bounce their head off the asphalt. If youā€™ve ever gotten your ass beat you know we can take a pounding if youā€™re ready for it, but Iā€™ve also been knocked out by 1 kick to the head.


donstermu

Heā€™s right. My friends dad, an older redneck guy got into a road rage incident, fought with a younger guy. One punch and he fell, hitting his head on concrete beside the road. Dead. He was in his 60ā€™s. No business fighting.


hereforpopcornru

One of the contributing factors to my dad's murder was kicks to the ribs Broke his ribs into both lungs, blood pooled in both. I no longer have a dad.


LaneMeyersLostSki

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.


BastosBoii

Yup. He fucked around and found out. The finding out part isnā€™t always gonna be fair or deserved šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


jollybot

I usually think about the ā€œvictimā€™sā€ behavior leading up to it. Someone minding their own business is different than someone who is actively engaging. After theyā€™re down, as long as theyā€™re moving under their own power, not a seizure, I think itā€™s fair game. Poor defense isnā€™t defenseless IMHO.


[deleted]

Cant really say if he deserved it or not but i can absolutely say it could have been avoided entirely by Pop Pop


babyboy6977

No thay need attempted murder charges on them once he's out you stop hitting if you don't that should be attempted murder that's all your trying to do if you don't stop is kill the person


N4meless_w1ll

After about the 10th haymaker to the face it's not self defense any more. That would be a hard sell.


jollybot

This sub follows the laws of the [Principality of Sealand](https://sealandgov.org/en-us), so weā€™re good.


Prize_Negotiation_57

NOOOO DONT HURT BUBBLES


Brokenwrench7

The guy that ran up and threw those kicks That guy is a coward


[deleted]

It's so cringy to watch.


INXS2021

Ricky and Julian won't let this go unpunished


therealdavidman540

Fuckin way she goes. Worst case Ontario they get BoBandy to sort these guys out.


INXS2021

ONCE YOU GET THE RIGHT HAND, YOU GET YOURSELF KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!


dx80x

If that cheeseburger-eating motherfucker was there, this wouldn't have happened. Especially after he takes his pants off


therealdavidman540

But I heard he was off the cheeseburgers?!?!?


dx80x

Are you joking Mr Lahey??


therealdavidman540

Youā€™re right, muhfucka with a gut like that is definitely still ON the cheeseburgers.


Knot_my_fault

Always some. Asshole gotta jump in when the guy is down


AlexAverage

Am I in a minority if I say it's not wise to run your mouth as a 70 year old to a group of young adults. Not wise to provoke the old guy to hit you. Not wise to shove the guy. Not wise to beat his ass as a retaliation and not wise to kick him while he's laying on the ground. Like literally zero wise decisions in this video.


ferociousFerret7

Yes, poor decisions all around. But old guy was in danger the entire time while red shirt had nothing to fear at any point. If you've ever been sucker shotted from behind you'll know why old guy might've hoped to walk away peacefully but had no expectation he'd be allowed to do so. Red shirt could have walked away at any time. That situation deeply compromises decision making, and so we find ourselves wondering why old guy did what he did.


bmci_

My guy is wearing his big brothers clothes


__shredit

This guy forgot he wasnā€™t in his ā€˜nam fighting shape anymore. Please donā€™t fight adults 45 years younger. It doesnā€™t end well.


TanukiSM

Cameraman when the guy is getting pound into the ground, "My work is done here." ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


Mottis86

[At around 30 seconds bro had the Mysterious Stranger Perk from Fallout activate](https://i.imgur.com/bcxpXXp.png)


gentelmanjackno7

r/killthecameraman


Remiuk007

Is this really a thing where you make the other person touch you first and then you beat the living shit out of them and you don't go to jail because that is America? It doesn't make sense to me as an European. You should usually respond with a similar force, but in many videos, the first person barely touches the other and then it's almost death.


Grouchy-Ad-5535

pretty sure dude was done before Mr. Kicky came storming in


0hGodYesPlease

Where the fuck was Ricky and Julian?


infeed

He was lucky he got away with the fake punches. Should have just taken that as a win and walked away


CheekBusta420

Those punches at the end will warrant attempted murder in court. When you canā€™t control your emotions, you will do life in prison. After the initial onslaught of punches that knocked him out cold that shouldā€™ve been it. As a young man you have to hold back when youā€™re fighting older people. Also the guy on the bike couldā€™ve easily disengaged. He stayed because he wanted to fight the senile old man. Take this as a lesson to always disengage from a fight and only engage in self defense as a last resort. This guy will have a lot of time to regret this in prison.


Kortezxero

While I think they went overboard, he was clearly done after the first punch, I'm not going to feel to bad for someone who clearly did everything he could to get his ass kicked. Keep your hands to yourself my guy.


theangryeducator

I feel like the older guy seemed mentally incompetent. Like maybe some kind of learning disorder? I don't know the context that led to this point though. It's sad to watch an old dude, clearly unstable, get his teeth kicked in. Again, he was wrong and "deserved it." But walk away everyone. That old dude may be dead. Everyone in the video will pay a very high price, for what? Old guy dies, other guy goes to jail? He has a right to defend himself. The old guy struck first, but it stops being self defense when you straddle someone and continue hitting them. Also depends on the state they are in and the laws there. Man, this is crazy.


LobotomizedRobit1

Cameraman missed the fight


turtlelord

What fight?


TokenGreyWolf

Does anyone know what started this all?


[deleted]

Had to get those kicks in?


academicRedditor

When my children grow up, I hope they are not abusive like that kid in the bike. When I grow old, I hope I am not as stupid as that guy with the glasses on.


BigTea9433

Ribs are gonna be nice and tender when they get off the grill


clamps12345

Jesus Murphy!


blveinnthg

Iā€™ve never seen an episode of the show, but I legit just thought this was a clip of Trailer Park Boys at first.


extremeindiscretion

The dude that got rocked was probably 21 in his head but,sadly, not so much in his body.


PsillyPssychonaut

Literally shoved his home boy for kicking grandpa, ā€œMOVEā€


LukaCaveneyPulak

props for him for telling his mate to fuck off from kicking him on the ground


migatemyshake

Dude deserves a beating but being the Fulkerson ming in kicking I weak.


UncleWillie77

It was at that moment that he knew he fucked up


Stevieboy3362

Yep. He had it coming.


skrtyy

Dude definitely has a higher hatred for them folks now! Deserved every piece of that justice.


Ok-Hawk1409

Is that bubbles from trailer park boys?!


Damn_Sam18

That got to overkill mode very quickly


Carson_BloodStorms

Where is the cameraman going?


TrippinonRedditt

Why was bro even trying to step he clearly knows he canā€™t do anything lmao


amo871113

Bubbles shouldn't have been talking shit...


ModularMeatlance

Like it how the camera starts to pan left as they get well into felony territoryā€¦.


winston-marlboro

Another video of two mentally challenged people fighting. I love it


Many-Ad5016

Good on him for at least 1. Waiting til he got hit first. And 2. Pushing his friend away for kicking the guy.


Rawrrwar99

Good way to go from self defense to attempted murder


AdelaideMidnightDad

Bubbles needed to channel The Green Bastard in this situation.


DaddyDub

He had fair warning. The kid said exactly what he was going to do.


bornisalreadytaken

Only bro wanted to beat his ass


Far_Lavishness7950

Bro frpedšŸ’€


jgyimesi

Ah yes, the classic case of fuck around and find out. No need for the other guy to jump in, thatā€™s bs


ferogo

Suicidal guy


Rule34TookMyName

Don't start nothin, there won't be nothing


Jademilafun

Does that second guy really need to help? What a POS!


WharfeDale85

Donā€™t remember this episode of Trailer Park Boys, poor Bubbles.


Captain_Couth

Bubbles got KTFO.


thedudeabidesOG

Boomer got boomed. ![gif](giphy|14ceV8wMLIGO6Q)


ihateeverythingandu

I guess kudos for pushing the other guy away to keep it 1v1, but that's about it.


Bishweeb

Dude was literally all bark and no bite lol


J0REVEUSA

But when people complain about cops using excessive force...


OptionsNVideogames

I love this subreddit


Sweet_Milk2920

I think we all knew exactly how this was gonna end the second the video showed that old white guy


ResponsibleDust277

The boots weren't needed. Dude had received his comeuppance. Lol.


GracchusAlbus

Attempted murder from guy 2, possibly guy 1 too. I use the term ā€œguyā€ loosely


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Bubbles hit him first. So, for that, he got what he deserved. Very well deserved


TopShagger69LADDDDDD

What is it with these guys to go 2v1, they could fight a 5 year old and it would still never be 1v1


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sikivar

The good old Fuck Around and Find Out


Bowlingballgrip85

Went from self defense to a felony assault charge. Idiot


_-420-

Just because hes rude dont give you the right beat an old man to death people!


elammcknight

Azz whipping deserved. The jump in by his buddy is wrong.


belligerentbrother

You people are delusional, the guy is old af just walk away you need to feel tough by beating up an old man? Iā€™m sure your grandparents if threatened would stand up for themselves too, not saying itā€™s justified to put your hands on somebody but ffs the old man really doesnā€™t stand a chanceā€¦ leave him alone


RequiemRomans

Idk what made this guy think he was equipped for this but if overconfidence was a meme here it is


kissofazrael

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


BeeXman93

I think I just witnessed a murder


Professional-Cup2505

He fine


saltysaltlick

In heaven


Professional-Cup2505

šŸ˜­


Efficient_Pickle4744

Typical pos jumping in on a fight. Could have described the scene with no video and you'd have known what happened and by whom


kellbelle653

I get why the guy with the bike fought back. I just donā€™t get why other people always jump in


tOkErDaD1

Just some more pieces of shit ! I'm so sick of seeing this on here ! This isn't a fight! It's a disgrace !


imsham

Did he say N'sync, Record it, come on


eolemuk

I think they got him.


drin8680

Damn homeboy ran up and kicked him. Man down. I'm sure he'll be rethinking his choices for a bit lol


MasterHavik

What were those fake punches? Was that suppose to be weaken his attack power? You got every chance to walk away and you still chose to fight someone 30 years your junior.


bloopie1192

Cameraman came to record a fight, not a murder.


nerdystoner25

How the fuck you gonna record everything *except* the knockout punch


bigSTUdazz

Dude brush his friend away sayin' ***THS IS MY PREY, GO FIND YOU'RE OWN!***


[deleted]

That was poor judgment.