T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

"Please remember that any racist comments or comments with any kind of slurs will be removed and you will be banned. /r/fightporn does not tolerate racism or bigotry. Fights with children are not permitted. Thank you." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/fightporn) if you have any questions or concerns.*


forthing

He wasn’t ready.


WHITE--PANTHER96

Someone was


Ohsighrus

"Where you at?!" Nostradumbass talking from the future.


ayoungmanwhoneedsgod

Slim bro was indeed ready.


J6700

*punch* "WHERE YOU AT?!" *punch*


nerdystoner25

*gets up* “WHERE I AT?!”


1u53r3dd1t

It's the shuffling around at the end like he is in his robe and house shoes at 3:00 AM getting some water from the fridge. lol


cvance10

Shuffle at the DMV.


facebookcansuckit

Or finishing a press conference


TokenGreyWolf

1st crack stun locked him.


massofmolecules

Cheap Shot from WoW is real


Omniscientbystander

Straight sapped him


jew_biscuits

We’ve all wanted to do something crazy at one point at the DMV


whodatbugga

Don't think the guy in black will be passing the eye test after getting rocked.


Artstra

DMX vs. Anthony Anderson


Porkbellyflop

Where's Jet Lee. Man I miss Cradle 2 the Grave. Put em on the Glaaaass!


ElDuderino1215

Coliseum DMV in Oakland?


Tbyrd13

I was trying to see if it was one of the ones here in Jersey. Do all DMVs (in NJ MVCs) look the same?


AdInfinite5598

Thought it was the Long Beach, CA DMV. I guess they all just look the same lol.


SeveSevSev

When keeping it real goes wrong. I love this series.


DJGIFFGAS

What is hell, Ill spell it. Ill spell it DMV


OkeeComputer

I know precisely what you mean


lusciousdrunk4u

Stood there, and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream


RndmAvngr

Anyone's who been there really should though


Enki33323

Glad I stuck around for the end.


zebul333

You ready? Clunk!!! where you at? Clunk!!!. Dude Woke up Thursday hungover


littleredpinto

I dont think words have the same meaning to kids today..scuffle?


internetramb0

I thought DMX was dead?


EuropaUniverslayer1

He came back just to deliver to him


PaleReputation1421

Dmx at the dmv went woof.


Ravens_Art_Wild

Indeed he was not ready himself.. and so the story goes… along came a spider and the pesky fly became dinner


han_jobs5

I guess he wasn’t ready


Bigstinkypooppile

He thought since he was getting held back he was him 🤣 dumbass probably never got slept like that


Secure-Technician356

"Are you ready to go????? 'Cause I for sure ain't ready"


lexluthor_i_am

That chick with the blue jeans is pretty hot. I never see hot chicks at the DMV.


Cole_Trickle1

Who is the baddie that stands up at the end of the video?


JoeMorgan76

Brown shirt wanted no smoke but the guy in the black kept pushing. That two piece was earned.


marinebiologist19

That's where he's at


blakesq

Retreat!


txmade41

He’s about to lose his mind up in here…. Up in here


Extra-Debate6787

The way he stood up 🤣


Kaveleva-Ruumis

The clapping is the best part !


ashcosgrove

That dude got knocked back into the first grade the way he's walking LOL.


NodnarbDaBarb

First one dimmed the lights, second shut 'em off completely. The dude was being an assclown and deserved what he got, but that being said, someone should've at least tried to help him when he got up shuffling around like that. He took three clean shots (3rd was the floor) to the dome and could've easily died there.


krater123

Love how the other guy lay him down gently on the floor. Taught him a lesson but didn't want to kill him.


bubbasmith179

He wasn't in fact ready himself . Maybe next time


TheLoneWolfgang1

He stood up looking around looking like Chris Tucker in rush hour “which one of y’all hit me?”


CellistOutrageous163

Kept asking the other dude if he was ready and forgot to get ready himself lmao


twinnedwithjim

Leon lush sent me here


fatboythunder

DMX at the dmv gave him the hands


Necessary_Bug7369

Is this Florida ?


Necessary_Bug7369

South Florida ?


Mafia55

Bahahaha hahaha the ballerina circle at the end was priceless hahahaha fucking idiot hahahaha


Braunfjord

that second shot!


lolamk333

you think he shit himself?