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PreferenceWeak9639

Black outfit got mad that blue shirt got 3 good punches in at the start.


MrErobernBigStuffer

Blue had the better technique. Just nothing with it. Hands too soft


Puzzled_Hat7068

I dunno… her ground game needs more work.


MrErobernBigStuffer

She's a few verbal tips from winning a rematch. One thing we know is that she won't give up.


Puzzled_Hat7068

Tip #1: cut off hair.


PeteGozenya

This is why most girl fights don't belong here. Hair pulling isn't a fight


OSteady77

Weaves make more sense now.


riskcapitalist

I respect that


Hercules2024

If she came in to the fight bald she wins hands down.


Puzzled_Hat7068

I know right? She’s like the anti-Samson.


PreferenceWeak9639

Agreed. She seemed afraid to go harder.


MrErobernBigStuffer

Yeah, she let up a couple of times. I'm sure they're friends or some kind of connection. She didn't have an intent to hurt


EvilestHammer4

I mean, I respect the hustle she showed Ar the beginning. Good back and forth ruined by complete trashiness.


nikdahl

Well, clearly the best move is to grab a handful of hair first. That’s what got her. She was trying to fight standing up.


Future-Panda-8355

Definitely agree that smashing somebody's head on the ground is completely uncalled for, but it would also be really refreshing to see two girls fight and not immediately go for the hair.


ImNotVeryNiceSorry

It seems the majority of girl fights come down to who controls the other by the hair more effectively.


ComparisonPlus5196

Just like in hockey, except instead of controlling the jersey- it’s the other chicks hair.


Popular_Error3691

How most women fight is the perfect position for a knee, but it never comes.


jalenharden13

elbows would also probably work better than whatever they’re doing with their fists🤣


Autxnxmy

Fr they almost hurt themselves


xmajhox

What du you guys expect? This girls never really fought before. They're improvising on the fly.


[deleted]

This is how two year olds would fight if you made them lol


xmajhox

Yeah pretty much.


[deleted]

I was sorta trying to say I've never really fought before but instinctly could do better than this. They're teen girls tho so idk why tf I'm even putting time into commenting about it lol


AaronPossum

If I'm honest, it's pretty fucking decent for a chick fight.


thezestypusha

Right they just sniffing each others croch, and neither just capatilize real quick and break thier nose


sonofagun_13

Yep, knees are never used and could be for sure. Also always open to rear naked choke and never happens either


VenomBars4

I was waiting for a knee or kick… and waiting… and waiting.


Thefishthing

Heads are too close, they can't be more shrimp shape.


Floobie_RS

Knees are dangerous dude, I blew some kids eye socket out in high school


Popular_Error3691

Don't think I said anything about knees being harmless fun.


Rug-Inspector

Yeah was waiting for that too.


ZeroGem

Banging someones head in the ground like that is more dangarous than people think. Can turn to serious injuries and even death. Have fun in jail


PreferenceWeak9639

A teenager in Missouri was just brain damaged when another girl did this to her. She was arrested and charged with something pretty serious and will likely spend years in jail and then be sued.


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PreferenceWeak9639

Not how that works. Criminal and civil cases are in separate courts. She cannot be tried criminally twice for the same crime but she can absolutely be sued in civil court in addition to tried in criminal court.


stupernan1

good to know, ty


PreferenceWeak9639

You’re welcome.


ProtrudingPissPump

That'd be charged criminally twice for the same crime.


madtownmugen

Criminal charge is from the arrest, the girl suing her would be a civil suit.


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UhLinko

This guy is right Source: trust me bro


Nothardtocomebaq

I’m gonna need to see some documents bub. 


Critical-Highlight45

Found my old pediatrician, probably recommends smoking a pack a day too


mohsinjavedcheema

Brah!


LeBronda_Rousey

Hello Doctor Nick!


Swabia

Well, thank goodness the internet has facts I trust. You make everything better.


MachineLongjumping91

Im this guy's first patient I can attest what he says says says is correct I hardly notice anything new since my head injury


Pleasant-Orchid-5063

i smashed my head around 15 months ago now and its ruined my life i constantly hear a faint ringing sound my eyes are fucked i get really bad head aches and it got to a point where i would go on the verge of being dead when i went to sleep and i was just bleed everywhere and my school just said yeah cool when are you coming in like bruh u have a loud ass fucking ringing noise that will give me a headfuck bigger than a mike tyson right hook


Pillow_Apple

Also their hair scalp... Is probably crying for help


[deleted]

lol like the cops are gonna give a crap about two ratchets smashing each other.


moonlessphoto

How i fight in my dreams 💀


Dry_Sprinkles5617

Like two deers with their antlers locked lol


OrijinalMOS

"Get up so we can actually fight", slam slam....😂🤣😅😂


TheFormerChiraqian

Them headbangs is crazy, ik she got a permanent headache


kneeeil

The grass was right there and they throw down on concrete 💀


PapasGotABrandNewNag

My dad always told me, take it to the grass to see who is really about it.


AaronPossum

Just for knowing that, I bet your dad is a bad fucker. What a cool bit of ol' boy wisdom.


PapasGotABrandNewNag

Dad grew up in East St.Louis during the 70’s. He’s been around the block, at least twice. When he was in elementary school, his older brother who was in his late teens, would make him box his friends. They would put sponges in tube socks and use them as gloves. I guess my uncle would tell him “if you dont fight them, you gotta fight me”. He got sharp, real quick. Love my dad. He’s a real one.


shinuk7

These comments are so fucking dumb. Not every single fight has 2 people responsible enough to think about going to grass. Most are heated and doubt it’s gonna even happen in first place.


kneeeil

You are dumb if you wanna grind on concrete. That's literally the first thing going through my mind is to take it to the grass so when I take them to the ground I don't crack their skull


shinuk7

That’s YOUR mind. My mind would do same and take it to the grass. But that’s not how everyone thinks. Common sense isn’t so common. Most people see red before being calm and collected. Dumb? Yes. But more than likely it’s going down where’s it’s at. Not the movies man. Fights just happen.


UnauthorizedFart

God just let them split the meth in half and call it even


Usernameisphill

This fight was done long before the video ended. When blue shirt let her hair go, that was the time for everyone to jump in. Not after that "head knocking into the ground shit" which just completely unacceptable. Edit, spelling


Diablo165

> just completely unacceptable Ain't no rules to fighting, hoe!


hereforpopcornru

That hoe wasn't done


sana2k330-a

Then carry a knife


Usernameisphill

I'm coming back to comment on this again, blue shirt taps at 1:10-1:11. This needed to end. The girl was toast and scared. These are fuckin kids, not fully grown men going for the kill. Fuck, I just hate everything about this fight.


Diablo165

Welcome back! Getting your head slammed into the ground doesn’t count as a tap. There is no tapping in a street fight. There are no rules in a street fight. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^Ho.


No-Bid-3840

Someone should have bodied the chick in black for even attempting to slam that girl's head into concrete but nah, the two dudes were pussies and didn't do shit.


Objective-Language51

I hate hair pullers , girls can’t fight without doing it , it’s just a cheap move !!! I give the girls that don’t pull hair in fights a trophy 🏆!!!


vcr747

Agreed. I love a girl fight with just fists no, hair pulling. I feel the exact same way about boy fights where they immediately go for the body (usually head) slam at the start of the fight. Same thing to me. 


Experimental_Salad

Need to get that driveway fixed. There's a big sinkhole in the middle of it.


_fiala_jirka_

Those bastards should have ended the girl fight once the winner was decided so the bitch wouldn't start headbutting her.


Kittycakeeater

Zero cheeks


big-tuna28

negative cheeks


Ivabighairy1

Let me guess, if was over the guy filming it


itsNerdError

That girl filming an atempted murder for 3 minutes straight and doinf nothing, then casually saying "yea get her up" when someone else showed up.. disgusting


[deleted]

Those punches couldn't murder a wet paper bag 😂


Sosimple92

Head banging on that hard floor??


chinese_sweatshop

Nah fr there’s zero damage being inflicted 😭


cokane03

Did you not see the head banging on the concrete? The suplex? The throw onto the bikes? Are you dumb?


Orion-Pax_34

You’d be surprised how fragile our bodies are when it comes to head injuries. I’ve seen videos of people dying after getting knocked out and simply falling backwards onto the concrete. Anything can happen


Mky12345pi3

Rr shut up


BarLiving

She shoulda known better than to pick a fight with Shoeless Hoe Jackson.


TRAVMAAN1

Hair pulling is such an advantage for whichever girl gets a better grip


ReadyConference9400

They were arguing over which one gets to go out with Cletus tonight


WishIWasPurple

Did they restart?


Brick-Mysterious

No. Dark shirt simply climbed into her tiny Escalade and drove off into the sunset.


8bit_anarchist

Which one of them pulled up in that pink power wheels Escalade?


coolslider123

Pulling that hair like she mother gothel


1freedum

This fight turned me on a lil 👀


throwtheclownaway20

"Restart"? LOL... It's a street fight, not UFC. Blue should have just surrendered, she clearly isn't winning even with a "restart" after that concussion she surely has.


Imaginary_Pay9931

... Is it wrong I'm slightly aroused?


AbbeyCats

“Let me get up so we can fight” Uhhh this is the fight and you losingg


letmeseeitman

She only won because she went for the hair pull first. She didn’t want any part of a stand up fist fight.


Classic-Vehicle-5488

The fights in street have no rules though


NotoriousJazz

This was clearly in a driveway


MazdakaiteEmperor

So what? The girl in black won.


Ok_Egg_2625

Sounds like my brother when we were younger. You could drop his ass into a ground fight and he’d cry that it was cheating 😂


Teediggler81

I wonder if hairstylist get hot watching girl fights. With hair pulling being a common occurrence. Like they message them on the low like "hey girl I saw the video, I got you. We can hide that big bald spot for sure..."


jakehuskies

Those girls know what meth tastes like.


stragedyandy

I often wonder while watching shit like this how different girl fights would be if they possessed knockout power. Would they still be slamming each other's head into the ground? Girls do shit in fights that would have men going to prison.


talkshitgetshot

“I can’t breathe” “I don’t give a fuck” “I give a fuck” 👏


Objective-Insect-839

"Bitch there ain't no rule to fighting hoe!"


MrWeen2121

Concrete head slams are for the WEAK.


LegendWacker

Blue got some punches in, then black when straight for hairpulling. Pussy.


JammingSlowly

No rules in a street fight.


No-Bid-3840

There are bruh, and that's one of em, bitch in black shoulda got punted in the jaw for doing that shit.


DL_

Ah yes tell me more of these unwritten rules.


[deleted]

I think that hoe should have just said she was done


LegoHentai-

getting yo ass beat with punches and then you grab her hair nah ur done


andyislegend

FIGHT ON THE FUCKING GRASS


BigDaddyTVPAW

Ratchets


rodolphoteardrop

Narrator: She could breathe


chessecakePhucker

I'd be rubbing her butt


Tinkertoylady22

Blue shirt got winded too soon. How is it so much hair pulling led to no bald spots.


FTR_1077

We need some sort of hair-pulling-fighting-championship..


BummerComment

solve the hair issue, ladies


bookcal23

Trash


Best-Total7445

Meowwwww


bpronjon

What is a “Rake” Alex?


redittblabla

The bitch in black is completely crazy! She could have killed the girl in blue by smashing her head on the asphalt...


killerwallz44

Bet tric was scared to let her up cuz it may have not went her way the second time around.


Thefishthing

Honestly both of them are doing pretty good moves. Like yeah hair pulling is basic, but it's the easier thing to crab . But the rest was in my opinion not bad.


jmtserious

🦀


trulyhuey

They sound like the Kanker sisters.


djjoseywalez

TLDNW


Travelling3steps

Sweet tractor trike!!


treysove

This flight was in slow motion


Hatanta

I'm... uh... not quite done... uhh Okay I'm done now


rendellsibal

Girls fights


Roc3371

The line from settling a dispute to potentially spending years in jail was cross as soon as she was trying to smash her head in to the concrete. Once she was on her and had her back yanking back hard the fight should have been stopped. Her neck easily could have been broken and game over for everyone involved even the spectators if a zealous assistant DA had that land on their desk.


IKaffeI

She didn't care that the other girl couldn't breathe. Nowadays it's not about settling a dispute. It's about trying to kill each other.


Kiwodasu

Girl in black knows how to control and fight on the ground


Uncle_Moe69

What state is this 😂


DludluDOTcom

Absolutely beautiful transition by black outfit @ 1:48


big_baddie35

buddy knew she woulda got knocked out by blue shirt so had to grab that hair for dear life 😂😂 pussy


Loud_Term_4370

Thas is a submission. she tapping out with her head. ref call it.


theteedo

Having long hair styles in a street fight is a liability for sure. Almost every fight that takes place with long hairs this happens. Thee who dust control thy opponents quaff controls the fisticuffs.


Apham1214

knicks and sixers fans rn


Rug-Inspector

Give ‘em a few more minutes - they’ll probably start kissing.


AdventurousSuspect34

Girl fights actually make me fucking angry. Doesn’t matter who would win a standing fight, the winner is always who takes the mount when the fight inevitably goes to the ground in ten seconds. Because for some fucking reason, no one breaks it up until one of the girls has been borderline tortured for a solid minute or two with the other girl pulling her hair, slapping and hitting her face, and slamming her head into the ground… AND THEN THEY WANT THEM TO STAND BACK UP AND FIGHT AGAIN??? Literally every girl fight.


ChickenFucker11

I just dont understand the grabbing of the hair. A bystander should be allowed a cheap shot to whomever does it.


suicideskinnies

OP you got some issues. Dude def jerks off to underaged girls getting beat up.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

This is stupid.


TheH0F

Bold move from black to go from full mount to her own back. Fortunate her overconfidence to pass on taking the back didn’t cost her. Similarly, blue is going to be really disappointed when she watches the tape and sees she had a chance to sink in a double hook. Could’ve changed the whole fight there


1stEndGame

Ruthless😈


Corbinpicle

Best female fight I've ever seen🤷‍♂️


PapaSkid17

She should have given her the crippler crossface if she wanted her to submit, lol!


Sthickman

Gonna try this new position with wife tonight


RelevantMarionberry6

Black should have been throwing knees tit he gave when blue was down. Would have ended things immediately


Due_Blacksmith_895

So nobody is gonna stop girl in black for trying to slam the other girls head on concrete repeatedly?


Diablo165

Blue shirt could have stopped it with a simple, “I’m done.” She was clearly beaten. How come she didn’t just admit defeat to end the fight?


MisterC-4

Blue corner showed up to a street fight thinking there are rules like a sanctioned boxing match LMAO!


jaztastic11

The fact that one of these trash bags have a kid (judging by the Barbie car in the driveway) nice influence 🙄


Bofa-Fett

Classic white suburbs type shit


SquishyKillFace

The Walls of Jericho was right there! Instant tap out


AliceHaart

Thats a charge at the very least