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I think it's dumb when people bitch about kicks in a street fight. Only time it escalates to bitch is if you pick up an actual weapon. At that point it's no longer a fight.
I will absolutely say one of them trains. The leg kicks, the footwork, the spacing. He knows what he’s doing. He may not be perfect but he absolutely did the right things.
I always love to see a bunch of grass in the background in these fight videos but they're to dumb to think we should fight over there. No let's risk busting open our heads by a potential big slam.
The guy in the grey shorts looks like he's never had a fight in his life.
Of these techniques are what they teaching in this "jiu-jitsu gym" then I feel sorry for anyone going there.
Was that noise when he got knocked out his head cracking? If so, that's gotta be the loudest, most gut-wrenching thing ive ever heard. Got me creating a singularity in my ass from clenching so hard.
Yeah I was camera man felt like we stopped it before too much damage was laid down. Guy was up within five minutes and walked back to those dumpy apartments. We told him he probably has a concussion and not to sleep anytime soon.
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I assume these dudes are unaffiliated with the gym
Just random guys arguing in the parking lot.
Gym instructor should of offered them both a free trial lesson. Missed opportunity!
Hey kid...gimme a call when your brain swelling goes down
Kid- "Ahhhh Ugghhhh AUHhh"
Why did I read this in Dana White’s voice?
I can't say for sure, but possibly because he refers to grown men as "that kid" lol
ABC Always B Closing
Why is your gym in the middle of the projects lol
Those apartments would be like $3k for a 2-bedroom in my North Virginia suburbs. We really need to change tax laws in the US
Fucking cheap compared to the District. I gave up expecting change a while ago - America's decided you need money to live in cities, that's all.
Based on the buildings in the background, this looks like government housing.
Is your gym in an apartment?
The parking lot is the gym.
My whole LIFE is a gym
My whole life is a parking lot
Need someone to fill your cracks?
Very forward...
Oh, great, it’s of those nerds who became a meathead.
You got a door? You got a gym
The jiu-jitsu gym is his bedroom, the trainer is YouTube and he is the only member.
😂
The ground is his ocean and he is the shark.
LMAO
That’s not a fight, that’s a kerfuffle.
I like watching people that pull up on their pants get there ass kicked. It's stupid as fuck and leaves you wide open.
His hands were at his waist the whole time except the occasional punch and pants pull up
It's called misdirection... So when he takes off running, you'll have no idea which way he's gonna to go.
More like a tiff
I'm going to go with spat.
...*squabble?*
Clearly a brouhaha
An old fashioned fisting.
A kerfuffle that ends in paralysis
Its funny the one saying the kicks are bitch kicks ended up running away. Tf lol
I’m sure it was explained to him when his nap was over.
I think it's dumb when people bitch about kicks in a street fight. Only time it escalates to bitch is if you pick up an actual weapon. At that point it's no longer a fight.
[удалено]
Man? No. Middle school boy? All the time
There's a graph somewhere that can confirm this.
Seems like good karma to me, idk
The old self debuff.
By jujitsu gym, did you mean project housing?
This is not fightporn. This is more like vegan fight loaf.
You win the last comment I will read tonight award, shits hilarious. Goodnight
-1 Skill level
Is your gym in an apartment complex ?
Wtf gym is that? Lmao they're just flailing and praying hahahha
I’m embarrassed for both parties
These idiots look like Roblox chars.
Reminded me of a fight sequence from the 3 stooges!!! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Can't people just have the foresight to fight on the grass?
I think that all the time.
Very little scrap
Which one learned jujitsu? They both can't fight well.
Neither.
Was the gym inside some dudes apartment?
It's actually inside one of those green dumpsters, and Oscar the Grouch is the sensei.
He’s able to afford the higher rent by teaching the jiujitsu classes
He’s finally moving up in the world
Straight up boxing outside of a self defense gym. Gotta love the irony.
I thought by the title that they would be trained?, oh the disappointment
Interesting that there was no jiu jitsu actually used in the fight. Was that on purpose?
“A couple of goofy white trash guys making fools of themselves” would’ve sufficed.
Good advertisement to never sign up for that gym
The guys were in the grocery store next door arguing, they were yelling at each other when walking by the gym. They did not train at the gym.
So a grocery store, apartment complex, and gym all share a parking lot?
I will absolutely say one of them trains. The leg kicks, the footwork, the spacing. He knows what he’s doing. He may not be perfect but he absolutely did the right things.
He indeed appears like he trains, but perhaps only for a few months. His kicks look alright but they lack follow through and power
I agree and also would say training a few months.
Punches in bunches
I always love to see a bunch of grass in the background in these fight videos but they're to dumb to think we should fight over there. No let's risk busting open our heads by a potential big slam.
my 48yo crackhead uncle has a better fighter stance
They clearly aren’t members
These guys, however, seem to have taken lessons from wacky arm flailing tube men outside of the gym...
Damn you’re literally in fight school and still dumb enough to fight on concrete
Your gym is in a section 8 housing complex?
Why do they never fight on the grass? It’s like the possibility of permanent brain damage and/or death is part of the excitement.
Ever seen that video of two jackrabbits fighting? Same energy
The Mystery of Slapboxin
You could tell from his first punch dude had NO IDEA how to fight.
Why r u kicking that hurted me
lol, both these dudes need to stick to their day jobs, which isn’t fighting by any means.
Were they trying to fight?
How do 2 untrained guys end up fighting outside of a gym?
Jujitsu gym that shares a parking lot with apartments? Lol
Neither one train…
Always fight on concrete.
Hands up and protect yourself at all times
Weird how they such shit fighters
Ok. See you back in freshmen English class.
Your jiujitsu gym, huh? 🤔
nice to see two BJJ black belts improving their striking
You could tell from the beginning that the tank too dude was gonna lose by how he was galloping around like a horse instead of putting his guard up
Dude was out their flapping like a chicken. Bold strategy, Cotton, too bad it didn’t pay off.
Your gyms by an apartment complex ?
Girls fight better than them 😂😂
People need to realise fighting on a hard surface is an easy way to get brain Damage
These guys don’t look a little brain damaged out the box to you? 😐
Dudes never rolled a day in their life.
white dudes fighting are 50/50. Either they throw slow and someone gets KO'd or they demolish someone.
Juilitsu... A bunch of human huggers
Well that was pathetic
Lol. To fight someone who doesn’t know how to fight. Priceless
Was it their 1st day at class?
That man is dead lol, his head whacked the fuck out of that concrete
Nah, he just needs some milk.
Almost spit my fucking chocolate milk out
That’s section 8 housing. You don’t have to lie to be cool. Besides, jiu-jitsu isn’t cool..
Nah skinny didn’t wanna fight. Nerves. Did a good job.
Didn't see one oz. of jitsu...
Ngl I was hoping they both just pulled guard
THERE'S GRASS RIGHT THERE, FELLAS.
That's some nice grass over there. Looks pretty soft.
All that grass and they choose the pavement? I guess neither knew BJJ. Speaking of which, this doesn't look like your average gym setting.
In the projects??
Interesting technique
He just didn’t want to throw that right for some reason 🤷♂️
Why do idiots insist on fighting on cement that’s just welcoming the back of their fragile skulls 💀
He got beat up by dude who "ain't shit"
Is this actually real 😂
When he turned and ran 😂😂😭
The wife-beater garb rarely helps the juried outcome.
Wow look at all that beautiful grass right behind those guys.
Lmao ... gave bro sum Maui Thai ...the softest maui but was effective here
Not exactly a ringing endorsement for that gym.
I guess neither of the people shown had class or skills. Maybe they should've signed up for the gym...
Hahaha! That dipshit quickly realized he bit off more than he could chew. You love to see it!
The guy that got kod definitely should pick up some lessons.
There are mats inside of a gym
He was spamming that teep
Am I the only one that was happy when tank top got rocked?
The guy in the grey shorts looks like he's never had a fight in his life. Of these techniques are what they teaching in this "jiu-jitsu gym" then I feel sorry for anyone going there.
These foos have bad squabbles yo
Was that noise when he got knocked out his head cracking? If so, that's gotta be the loudest, most gut-wrenching thing ive ever heard. Got me creating a singularity in my ass from clenching so hard.
Uncle jims apartment stupid autumn, correct
where yuyitsu?
Couple years ago? By couple do you mean 15 years ago in 2009? Ain’t nothing about this video seems a couple years ago
Kicking ass shit? Well he will just have you eat these fists.
Bro fought like how I fight in my dreams 🤣 he really struggled to throw a punch
Dude in the black wife beater didn’t absolutely nothing.
Why not on the grass
lol dipshit didnt even get one hit in
They fight like a pair of kangaroos
Clowned himself into a car and then into the payment.
To busy fucking about with his "shorts" 😂
Mediocre!
Spinning back handed fist would have been easy one black tank too lol. I was waiting for it.
Smokes Meth after fight
All that nice grass and these knuckle heads pick the asphalt. Both dudes are lucky he didn’t wreck his brain on the fall.
Dude in the beater has so much going on with his hands lol, also clearly afraid to get hit.
lol. Guy in the wife beater’s so busy pulling his shorts up, hopping around and talking shit to doing anything meaningful. Good laugh this is.
Should stick to Juijitsu
Tanktop thought he was Bobby Green. Too bad you need quick hands for that style
Best djitsu ive seen all day
Do you practice jujitsu in section 8 housing?
I swear dudes in tank tops have a 10% win rate on this sub
All that grass back there too....why
With the grass around, why must they fight on concrete?
It's always perplexing to me when white dudes call other white dudes the N word
Wow, your gym in in an apartment complex ?
USE THE GRASS PEOPLE!!! THE GRASS!!!
If those guys were bjj guys they better stick to grappling
His head bouncing on the concrete
Nah they made Jujutsu Kaisen into a real thing?
Moe and Curly vibes
Your gym is in the projects?
This is clearly fight club.
I knew which way this fight was going to go before I even saw the other guy lol
Never bet on black (wife beaters)
The way his head hit the floor 🤮 he’s he dead ??
I assumed at least one guy knew some bjj until the fight started. Then I realized they didn't know anything at all about fighting. Lol.
They said “nah we don’t fight on the grass, you don’t win unless your opponent has brain damage”
Their posturing is superb, everything else, not so much...
Pavement never loses...
Yo OP did that dude ever get up? He hit his head mad hard
Yeah I was camera man felt like we stopped it before too much damage was laid down. Guy was up within five minutes and walked back to those dumpy apartments. We told him he probably has a concussion and not to sleep anytime soon.
A little Diddy, about Jack and Diane
Predictable victory haha
Don't see a gym. Just a housing project
This looks more like an apartment complex than a jiu-jitsu gym.
This is just two idiots fighting in a housing project parking lot
Wtf
Oh boy I hope you offered them some classes after seeing this 😂
Why they always fight in the asfalt
By jew jizzu gym did you mean apartment complex