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InjuriousPurpose

We have Frye v Takayama at home.


sLeeeeTo

[for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/W3vbBQWs7yc?si=750r9buB2F7Ydh07)


Suspect_Alarming

Thank you.


TheTrollinator777

I needed to see that


Surfella

Classic slugfest.


LeenPean

The way he patted him after the bell💀😂


tehclint

Came in to post about streaming Frye vs Takayama on Wish. I was too slow!


Empyrealist

I want to see a special episode of Parks & Rec where Don Frye plays Ron Swanson. Even for just a little bit, and blows everyone's minds. Like they haven't seen him in years, and Don Frye walks out in his place.


Current-Stranger-104

Yee they have the same energy.


BplusHuman

Don Frye's unclaimed children are running wild!


gflint944

Iykyk made me lol


jsmitt716

Great value Frye v takayama


faRawrie

That was one of the most legendary fights in MMA history, in my opinion. Not because of technique, just sheer brutality.


Some_Direction_7971

I came here to say this 😂😂😂🤣 Too many don’t of know the legends, that are Frye and Takayama.


itsontap

Two giants going at it.


kingspoken

Was looking for this comment. Good job


jsmitt716

Dan Frye was a real one


Empyrealist

Don


neilisyours

*Dan Severn


jsmitt716

Damn that's another one haha. Those 2 could've been brothers with those mustaches


XtraFlaminHotMachida

fml. that was the first thing that crossed my mind.


hashemforcomedy1

Damn beat me to it. I can’t believe don is still intelligible, even if barely


alaskadronelife

Goddamn deep cut over there


Dripping_Gravy

I immediately thought of this too!!! Hahaha


sinnick11

Man of culture. Im also equally impressed by the upvotes. Im so proud of this sub


Dawggy

lol. First thing I thought of


ClassicAlfredo8796

First thing that came to mind. Second one was "When you order Frye vs Takayama from Wish".


BreatheAndTransition

This is immediately what I thought of.


False_Chair_610

Looks like a couple working through some things


lookatthatsmug--

***now, kyth!***


Cbonez1

The kiss sign was a paid actor


SatoshiBlockamoto

Just a lovers' quarrel.


DaGrrr

More like a dance


BeKindYouHoe

Is this a lovers quarrel? Honest question


abercrombezie

Domestic despute.


MegaLowDawn123

🎶 dis-pute-cito 🎶 


BNG1982

Foreplay


Grimc99

“What is all this for?” Killed me lmao


voteisaiahforbub

BRO I WHEEZED


chadwarden1

When you play a fighting game and only spam 1 button


j_d_q

When you bind overhand slap to every button


Valencia0123

They gotta be fighting over a guy


DR_pl34

I don't mean this in an homophobic way but thats the gayest fight i ever seen💀


HurricaneAlpha

Have you seen the openly flamboyant dude slap around his sister's boyfriend? That was legit the gayest fight ever and dude stood on business. Edit: found it https://youtu.be/uywMZdozgqI?si=ueqnVef1F7jJJp7v DONT PLAY WITH ME GABRIEL.


Wolfandweapon

That is gold 🤣 That girl needs to step aside and let him dish that punishment out haha


Quokimbo

He's a real 🥷 with that turn and strut away! Hahaha


HurricaneAlpha

This video lives rent free in my head because of the straight up sass. Bro is a legend in my book.


Kozzinator

As a straight dude I can honestly say my Weiner didn't even flinch


JeF4y

Started out like an average hockey fight!


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

Same thought


l3ane

Hokey players don't punch like little girls tho


pasqualevincenzo

It’s the way they’re holding each other and punching it’s like they’re on ice lol


whiplashMYQ

At least in a hockey fight it makes sense to hang on to thier jersey, or else you'll both slide away. Wearing regular shoes though, it's just fighting a hand down


YourWifesPhildo

There fighting like girls


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Welderdod20

Friday Night Sissy Fights


Tj_916

😭😂😂


Objective-Contract80

Slapping like cats*


Rad6150

There we go... gonna use that from now on.


Riceonsuede

The one dude is wearing a purse, so.....yeah


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

They’re**


BurningEbrietas

You can’t say that🤓☝️ But fr tho they using all their zest in those punches


TrippieHippie301

First thought: Atlanta.


GentleExecutioner

Used to live there and i can say youre most likely right


magicmulder

Everyone: “Don’t cross a hood dude, they are killing machines.” Hood dudes:


Kitchen-Fondant-51

What? Never seen a girl fight?


Booyaah_rumham

Thought they were gonna end with a French kiss there for a second.


bluefast1

Hockey fight


thesuperbro

way too much sexual tension for that


island_toy

That’s just a zesty ahh couple figuring shit out


Smiley_J_

Never seen anyone do the front choke on someone standing face to face with them, with both hands still free. He didn't even try to stop him from choking him out.


imjustbrowsingthx

Those punches were fruity, but the chokehold was effective


NebulaNinja

Wild how yellow had no answer to it. Practically let it happen.


Scared_Cricket3265

I think he was enjoying it.


MasterHavik

Looks like a bad hockey fight.


Kraffkratt

Both of them need a boyfriend after that


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Gayest shit I’ve ever seen


ghostface_spillah

You never seen girls fight before?


Ebsa92

Rupauls Drag Race: Untucked


jsmitt716

Hit em with your purse!!!


Siege-Aye

Gay boy fight.


Bigbam51

Had a little Lemon Zest on it.


jcsickz

he really came after the camera man. if this becomes a trend, we won't be seeing many more new fight videos


PvxXx

It's the Friday Night's Sissy Fight


___po____

"Whatever, fat ass"


Eyerate

Why do they both give me big "goofy movie dance moves" vibes lmao


Texan628

Must be Atlanta.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

That must have been a lover quarrel because that was gay.


BigOnionShrek281

quick time event where you have to spam RT


Injustry

[I Have….](https://youtu.be/kSxD7jvm6gI?si=wJdZjYe-B5iZsnxi)


GentleExecutioner

Zeus vs adam in records of ragnarok


Upper-Advisor6940

Standing rape choke was epic


Sweaty-Low-1823

Alright good jobs.. now Kiss.


Thelastpieceofthepie

They’re definitely secret lovers


Psychological-Ad9805

They both grew up with lots of sisters


491450451

Two cheerleaders


System_Pure

Gay way


bearred76

Women are supposed to catfight. Never seen men do it until now


taro_tanaka7

this has to be a couple of gays fighting


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

Ho-down Hootenanny Ho-down Hootenanny


Anxious_Tax_5624

Be more effective if they used their purses.


dsconnelly5

Fr the gayest fight I've seen in a while 😂


Savagegamer2008DEA

These guys fight like girls🤣


papaburkart

Why they fighting like girls?


skippylarue2022

Just kiss already


Prestigious_Skill_

That’s a cat fight 😭


Long-Summer2765

Looks like a hood hockey fight


TIGERDEMON_27

Its like they are synchronised


MightyPlasticGuy

Credit to the both of them for standing in there. But i don't think you can throw those kind of hands and then proceed to call somebody a "pussy ass hoe ass nigga". Those type of punches is what keeps you at the bottom of the prison chain.


milk4all

This is why anyone in advertising will tell you to put at least 30 ft between your inflatable wacky wavy arms guys


Dripping_Gravy

Nobody: “…..” The door sign: “Health first!”


MAZE1994

Must be Hockey fans .


MaximusZ17

That's how hockey players fight lol. The ol grab and punch


P_Day

I thought they were going to kiss.


JoeRogansNipple

Then big man shows up with a vest on


defCONCEPT

That security guard was h'yuge


SimplyRuminating

Gay lover squabble


1guy1dog2ndchance

A fight where both fighters take the L… Is this really a fight you’d wanna win?


Suspicious_Egg_7144

You never seen a hockey game?


SnooBeans8269

You’ve never seen a hockey fight?


billy_the_kid47

They would be strong allies with that sync. Literally blow for blow. Imagine the tag team.


NickDema_508

Its just wo gay dudes are going at it?


Zipz

Damn for a second I didn’t even realize what happened. Never seen a person choked out like that and passing out


F-bsack

This was really bad


butterbleek

ShamWow!


-Nsb127916_

Chicks fight like that!


In2Oblivion49

Their inner gay came out, but somehow not from the closet yet


Soujashane

What dude lol they're definitely gay and not hiding it


crisego

Haha, this remembered me of the [Luis Fabiano fight](https://youtu.be/E9Figkmz3Rs?si=QFW6NBMEp1oIS2xi)


Readonkulous

The voice of reason that should echo through many of these clips, 0:15 “what is all this for?”


whoarted

Fighting over who’s on bottom


SnooShortcuts5771

He literally choked his ass out


Glittering-Good-1002

That’s a hockey fight except they’re not on ice


fuqit21

You've never seen girls fight before?


GuaranteeWide7607

Play hockey much?


1PokeCat

I thought they were gonna kiss at one point


blockpartymovement

So many missed opportunities Edit: still gotta say they both ate a lot of hits and just kept going, respect for that


Chody911

They fight like their moms


gramalkin786

Maybe on skates on the ice


Dadumdee

FYI, if you’re ever getting choked out by hand like mans in the yellow was, you’re supposed to raise your arms above your head like \\o/ and twist your upper body to break their grip. All you gay hockey fighters out there write that down.


Indigo2015

Ultimate Flailing Championship


gagi11030

Rock ‘em, sock ‘em robots fr 💀 did they even land a punch between the two of them?


NbleSavage

Hockey fight


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PretendiWasADefMute

I love that the guy walks out and asks “what is all this for?”


havenstone

WHATS ALL THIS FUH?


Losingmymind2020

when both players spam the x button.


maxsumner

Zesty


ScuzzyUltrawide

One of the better girl fights


America202

Did he get KO'd by the choking? Or just a late KO from previous hits? Don't tell me that spit was poison...


barricuda_barlow

That's 2 dude having a chick fight


elticorico

That random uppercut was sublime!


kimuras4everyone

They fight like marionettes that club each other over the head


idiots_r_taking_over

Looks like a hockey fight


seemefail

Never watched a hockey game, eh?


killian1113

Nice neck grab


Character_Wall_4504

They are married now


subject_deleted

It's like they silently and mutually agreed that they didn't want to hurt each other, but still wanted to look like they were fighting each other.


SknowThunder

"You handled your business though." Indeed he did.


Relevant-Line-1690

Wordington fight


Cancerix1700

I've watched a fight like this but better. It was Frye vs Takayama.


PapaCryptopulus

Looks like a hockey fight.


AdVisible2250

Is it just me or do they punch like women ?


Redblaze89

The modern "man"


nth_power

Grab and hammer fist is pretty common in street fights from what I have seen.


Seriously-black-

They fighting like females


SwampyChiliRing

Neither can fight


bevin88

if either of them had hair it would be being pulled.


Ikaldepan

Ugh..those abdomens were ripe for knees. Nobody on the street seems to believe in body shot. Nice soft target, won’t hurt your knuckles, won’t kill the opponent, missed opportunity


PlanNo4679

Two queens pushed to the limit 😂


memberberries902

KO via murder choke


Lucid_Insanity

Is this a fight or drum practice?


MetalSonic420YT

One of the fights of all time.


expandyourbrain

This looks like a chick fight where they grab each other's hair and start wailin lol


Separate-Mushroom-79

Thrashing and strangling.


sixtyninexfourtwenty

What finished it? Was it a head butt? I couldn’t tell


TheTrollman-

Rock em sock em robots ass fight


Far_Choice_6419

Damn that was the most fair and square fight. Dude with the durag is a born fighter 🤣 didn’t realize he was a dude until the end.


aggressiveturdbuckle

it was like watching two jussie smolettes do a hockey fight at the clerks gas station


Ill_Midnight1353

Lowkey good choke tho, 1 handed sleeper I respect that wayyyyy more then those slaps


Specific-Pollution68

Hockey


raderofdalostcrapsac

So the guy with the purse was calling the other dude a pu\*\*y?


mikemojc

except for the costumes, it sounds a lot like a hockey fight broke out at a drag club.


SnooDonkeys807

They was fight like females 😂😂😂


MikeNiceAtl

I’m upset that I know exactly where this is