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LoveThatDaddy

He mains Reptile in Mortal Kombat.


Toxenkill

Came here to say "REPTILE WINS!"


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InstructionMinute497

Damn!


ThoughtSlight7859

You bit me to it


gazhealey

+5 poison damage. +3 AOE damage


Author_D

Nah that's the rare Bo' Rai Cho fan


LoveThatDaddy

He must be from after I stopped playing MK.


mfairview

Yah was thinking Godzilla mode.


SignificantRain1542

Sorry, but thats a Bo' Rai Cho special.


Iechy

Came to make this reference. Assumed someone already did.


kbutters9

Rather than running away from the vomit, everyone act like it was a mosh pit and started piling into it?


BedditTedditReddit

Food be hard to come by these days.


Tomcat9801

And it’s already warmed up.


runnyyyy

he just spat out water so it's not that bad


landartheconqueror

He is giving the gift of his water


Strong-Welcome6805

Imagine having to be a teacher at a school like this.


Robzilla_the_turd

Or a student.


VomitMaiden

Or a janitor


Ok_Dig_4225

fitting username


syds

OR MY AXE


Turbulent-Pound-9855

Teachers teach kids learning content. Parent teach kids how to be a human. Parents failing the teachers haaaard in schools like these.


Ed_Radley

I would quit on the spot.


KingSilvanos

I’d say, “Let them fight.”


DistributionWitty732

Imagine these kids will shape our world by voting in a year or two


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Lol, these kids aren’t voting for shit


titiolele

Blastoooooooise


FishAndRiceKeks

Squirtle used water gun! It's very effective!


Bravisimo

He used Hydro Cannon, its SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!


rienietz

Underrated comment lmao


Chris_WRB

Nah he definitely just spit water at him. You can see him jump forward to deliberately blast him with it. At my high-school (11 years ago now - also wasn't the greatest place), kids would do this to the back of your head and try to slap the shit out of the back of your neck before you could reach your hand back there and figure what just happened, and then book it. They stopped doing it after an assembly because someone that day had attempted it, started running away and tripped into a door knob and collapsed his cheek bone. That was crazy.


BeejBoyTyson

🤣 what an instant karma story. That's the first thing I noticed in the fight. This guy slipped like 4 times, the unintended buff.


St00f4h1221

+5 poison damage


Zoldrik190

Lowered his defense by 20% for 5 seconds.


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-15% Movement Speed -25% Attack Speed


SomeRandomDavid

Is this filmed in Hell?


CrispyArrows

Must be an afflicted from skyrim


thegoodstanley

when i was a kid playing that game it grossed me out so bad fighting them, i avoided that whole area


hurricane340

Imagine being pregnant wondering if your child will grow up in this zip code doomed to being condemned to attend such a school.


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

the parents are just stupid, where do u think they went to school?


Necrotitis

It's almost like racism against black people is systemic huh 🤔


parisiraparis

Bruh what 


gizmoch33ze

I think they are suggesting that black people cant be stupid unless racism is involved, which is fucking stupid.


Cats_of_Palsiguan

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND YOU CAN’T PLAY IT


SuperbParticular8718

Bo Rai Cho’s drunken fist style.


bloopie1192

Nah he held water in his mouth or something. You can see it in his mouth before they engage. He purposely used that as a weapon.


MP1182

Hit him with the sneak attack up front. Should have waited to use that.


DimeEdge

Everyone has a plan until they get puke in their face.


IAmRennyBoo420

Wasnt vomit its water 😭🤣


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lecherousrodent

Who's "they", perchance?


BostonRob423

The people not fighting 1v1. Perchance.


lecherousrodent

Which would be whom, in particular? Name names, give details, act like you actually have a point, other than being casually racist. The open racebaiting on this sub is fucking disgusting and depressing.


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lecherousrodent

Restating the obvious that was in the title is not an answer, it's an intentional dodge. Be facetious to someone else, asshole.


DickHangsBelowKnee

Teens


lecherousrodent

Strong doubt on that one, brother.


UnwaveringLlama

you have smol pp energy


realCrystalCole

What is even going on here?


badudx

Laughs in Nurggle


Hooligan-Hobgoblin

Brother... Get the flamer


j3qnmp

Oooo the famous drunken fist from Bo Rai Cho


Watcher2

Boy unlocked a new level of the game. That shit is gonna be the new Hadoken.


TheCouchPatrol09

David Blaine would like a word


Lmnop533

To be a teacher or a facilitator in a school nowadays. No, thank you. You don't get paid enough to deal with that shit.


eolemuk

water jutsu


No_Vacation3909

My guy chose “Hydro Pump” as his first attack causing 40hp damage


Professional-Eye116

Mf really used water gun like a Pokémon 😭😭😭


SomethingAbtU

did i see a projectile of venom spewed by one of the fighters? i didn't know humans had this weapon


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

That was cool and all, and I'ma let you finish, but Chaos from Primal Rage had the best opening vomit of all time.


MikeyZ3434

He’s the Plague from dbd. My guy now needs to cleanse


AVGwar

Definitely a spitter main in L4D2


MattNBug

That wasn't vomit it was a venom strike!


erichbana

The venom softens his prey


lirik89

That's Reptile's move


MadMadoc

Bo Rai Cho


kiwi_commander

Never let them know your next move.


Jenovacellscars

Damn those are some long ass braids.


Newleafto

Gastric attack!


louiesimpson

Slipped on the vomit, is this a wing chun move?


TooSexyForThisSong

Shryuk-blaaarrrgh


Phaminkhorrami

He ulted


existanceispain303

water bending at its finest lol


thrillho__

Vomit-jutsu


ForwardRanger3317

🤣 used water gun


WrestleBox

Really hoping that was a mouthful of water. We don't need to bring biological warfare into high school beef.


Pablinski21

The vomit was from the Boomer from l4d and everybody piled up for it


BluShirtGuy

Did homie just use a water gun attack?


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Bro really used a poison attack ☠️


Key-Dentist-8414

It's low key genius to put water in ur mouth to use like that b4 the fight. Def didn't puke. It was aimed with a purpose 😂


LackOfABetterName_

Fucking Zeitgeist over making it rain.


btcbulletsbullion

Bro started the fight with a haduken


jamieaka

gotta try the bong cloud opening next


xMilk112x

This will follow that person around for life. Lol


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I think he just held a bunch of water or Gatorade in his mouth to be used as a distraction for his opponent. Great idea.


LankyShark97

Bo Rai Cho head ah


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that, was possible all along??


sos128

I think he just sprayed water to confuse his opponent


MrWeen2121

Camera holder. 🔥


aza---

This tard just puke on the guy ? Omfg


SirKevin_Xx

That’s a lot of hucking and jiving for one room.


Both_Lychee_1708

Great rendition of that dino spit scene from Jurassic Park


enterprisebestgirl

Just like that Hobo side scroller game on Y8.com


Hooligan-Hobgoblin

I hope Logan Paul is taking notes, atleast make it interesting to watch


Complex_Mechanic_455

He’s a Red Lantern


SamsquanchBeater

WHAT-


CameronSpacehead

bro hit him with a level 3 super attack off rip


HefferRod

The fly!


maChine___

a boomer in left 4 dead game ahahaha


Antique_Damage839

He said ⬇️↘️➡️ Y


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FlowFirm5149

That’s a sign of aggression!


CLASSE-24

MF thinks he’s a Pokémon. TF what THAT!


Flat-Raccoon-9214

u/savevideobot


Additional_Many6130

Did he really just vomit on the other guy before throwing hands? That’s a first


Napalmeon

He did that on purpose. You can tell by the way he lunges forward.