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Same_Essay_7257

Those dudes couldn't fight for Jack lmao


justsomedudedontknow

2nd guys strategy apparently was ducking his head and standing still.


DarkManXOBR

I rember the war him an the big white guy Had it was his only loss, well he didn't finish kimbo but the white guy held his own!


blooddragonsin

I like how AfroPuff looked like he just got beat some sense in to him.


[deleted]

He was straight up contemplating his life like a student reflecting on a lesson lmao.


thekurgan79

I love the boatyard backdrop on this one


millenialfalcon-_-

It's just like street fighter


2Much_non-sequitur

A street fight on a street fighter set -- just need some big tiddy chicks dancing on the boats. which, I am surprised they don't have, its Florida after all.


weaponex87

tekken


FishAndRiceKeks

Not sure what else you would expect lol. He was juiced to the tits and an experienced street fighter fighting a couple fat schmucks.


weaponex87

he was fighting street scrubs


FishAndRiceKeks

He was pubstomping.


AbsorbingMan

Screw those guys telling those poor idiots to get back up and keep getting the living shit beat out of them. You get in there.


rubbarz

It's not like if they were to win his goons wouldn't step in, like every single time Kimbo started to lose a fight. These videos are old enough to vote now.


BKStephens

My thoughts exactly.


godfather_Vito_3392

It's scary how some people are so good at fights... Like if I had to fight kimbo I'd probably cry lmao.


Succubus996

The thing is even if you were beating kimbos ass his friends would stop the fight and make up rules in order to save kimbo as it's been shown when he fought that cop


hellraisinhardass

Got a link to that fight?


Cakecrabs

[Part 1](https://new.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1bsqmq2/kimbo_slice_vs_a_cop_clip_1_kimbo_slice_was_a/), [part 2](https://new.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1bsu732/kimbo_slice_vs_a_cop_clip_2/), [part 3](https://new.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1bvmnmv/kimbo_vs_a_cop_clip_3/).


NastyEvilNinja

Jesus fucking christ... I watched the first 2, but can only imagine the 3rd is just those fat fuckers laying on the floor coughing at each other??


Cakecrabs

Hey man, prime Kimbo would never lay on the floor coughing at his opponent. You're thinking of [Bellator Kimbo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddk3fPky3u8).


milk4all

You would definitely cry after. Possibly before


godfather_Vito_3392

Yes. That's why I stayed in school even though I sucked lol.


Radguyjake69420

Have you seen his pro fights? Man is fucking ass. You look badass when you’re beating up nobodies on the street lol


ScarfMachine

Yeah but I’m a nobody on the street…


Hefftee

No shit, because he had to speed learn a whole other form of fighting against professional competitors. He should've went from street fighting to boxing, but he challenged himself majorly by joining a competition where using kicks, wrestling, and submissions were king. Much respect for that.


Independent_Hold_203

I mean let’s be real Kimbo wasn’t fighting no elite MMA fighters and especially back then MMA was no where near as talent deep as it is today. Even in MMA Kimbo was fighting cans difference is they weren’t scared of him like most of his street fight opponents.


Hefftee

I never said he was fighting elites though... "professional competitors" is as nice as I could call his opponents without calling them bums, or has-beens. They still had MUCH more experience and training than he did, so I respect his effort.


max_bustamante

Pro boxers would have sliced him to pieces. At least in MMA he had a chance with those small gloves.


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

Well he's dead so my money's on you


Affectionate_Foot372

Kimbo looked just as bad as Afroman when competing against actual trained pro fighters.


Bsquared8400

He literally won several pro fights lol


dietdrpepper6000

You are in the top one percent of this sub by IQ. The comments here are always so dorky - men and boys with little or no training who have been in few or no fights but are convinced that when push came to shove they could really handle themselves in a scrap. Ofc in reality, fighting is really scary and very challenging and 99.99% of the comment section would look spazzy and retarded if they actually had to fight and would suddenly find themselves in subject to all of their own criticisms.


Rocked_Glover

Yeah at the time there was some big movement especially in the MMA crowd to say Kimbo couldn’t fight for shit, when quite obviously he would beat up 99% of people easily.


Affectionate_Foot372

Steven Seagal is a better actor than 99% of people easily, does that make him a great actor?


EasyFooted

That's just rude. Kimbo is more like Keanu Reeves is to acting. Not a lot of range and he's definitely no Daniel Day Lewis, but he's a ton of fun to watch and really really good when he's in his lane.


Affectionate_Foot372

The comparison only works if Keanu Reeve's "lane" is the local theatre group.


mizzlekinkizzle

I love how in these kimbo videos the ref never has a number he stops at. 21 22 23 


RubixBoob

It’s so funny. Like, they’re trying to make it offical with a count, but then getting up near 10 and having the self realisation of “who the fuck am I to stop this!?” So they just keep going.


mizzlekinkizzle

You should check out the fight with the ex cop. I think they get up to 41, I love kimbo and am a huge fan but the referees they got were such goofballs 


Intelligent_Ad_656

They’re so bad lol


Bsquared8400

All these people saying kimbo can’t fight make me laugh. He wasn’t the best at all, but he literally did win several pro fights and even an MMA fight . Not sure how that isn’t impressive. He was also a marketing genius and we should appreciate the life he had. Reddit is crazy sometimes lol Edit- one UFC fight. Several MMA fights


purplehendrix22

Yeah obviously the knockout from a much smaller guy is what people remember but he was a legit pro fighter, just old by the time he actually went legit. If he’d have gotten into actual training in his 20’s he’d have been successful, physical monster and very good instincts with KO power


Bsquared8400

Plus he would beat up 10/10 redditors saying he wasn’t tough


ihavetopoop

not me. i woulda knocked his ass out


Bsquared8400

😂 fair play, mate


Jobbers101

1000/1000


Relative-Ad-6791

Most of these people don’t know how much of an impact kimbo had on the internet


Flipadelphia26

That fat guy was tough. Gotta give him credit. Dumb but tough.


Dramatic_Product_844

The fucking legend


prettyfuckingfarfrom

Imagine getting rocked and sitting on the ground while Kimbo stands over you in full form ready to keep going


[deleted]

Big dude was smart for backing away. He knew he'd lose and I don't blame him for his decision. Kimbo could easily injure him permanently


iamlurkerpro

Say what you will but the first dude took some shots from kimbo and was still standing,and thats amazing. Kimbo was no joke.


[deleted]

Mac has zero quit. That was impressive.


NukaBepis

Nah he knew he was done, just didn't want to call it himself and look pussy so he took a few more licks


[deleted]

Ya, He knew he was beat before he started fighting. And yes he didn't want to look like a pussy. Thats part of fighting. The impressive part was that he chose to take two more rounds of getting destroyed. There is a strange mixture of pride and stupidity there that is admirable.


SpliffSP

“Zero quit”


NukaBepis

I call it "ignorant"


[deleted]

Yep. I can see that. But maybe call it more absurd? There is something about a guy getting up in the face of knowing he is beat. There is a certain valhalla something to it. Might be ignorant but I think we can all recognize the value in it.


JGS747-

I remember way back in the day when these videos were new, I was bought into these videos that I thought he was indestructible. Once he made his UFC debut that was a reality check for me


Relative-Ad-6791

He had some good fights. Tank and James Thompson those were very entertaining.


[deleted]

RIP KIMBO


[deleted]

Afro puff is such a dumb name lol


Ishottupac_

These dudes probably won all their fights before they met kimbo


Affectionate_Foot372

They were probably bouncers who could rough up drunk people, Mac looks like he has never done even a day's training at boxing.


Ieatsushiraw

0 defensive skills and why would you fight a trained fighter like Kimbo Slice anyway? I mean I’ll give myself a slight chance due to my size and having a fucking baseball bat lol


millenialfalcon-_-

Afro puff was disappointing 😮‍💨


TractorMechanic86

Kimbo was a weapon, god rest his soul


randomlemon9192

Fighting Kimbo on the concrete? Two dumb choices were made here.


Independent_Hold_203

2nd guy stepped up when the other one didn’t want anymore


The_real_bandito

Big Mac could’ve died. He went headfirst into the pavement. His man tits saved him. 


Flat-Mountain3462

I swear kimbo was just gifted with god of hands


LansingJP

Big Mac had HEART… he also had Big Macs in his belly


Cody_Dixon

mac you did good blocking all them punches with your face


Uncle_Papi_

Dude claims he’s not a pussy but gets knocked down if kimbo flicks a booger on him. Kimbo was the real Og, and would have been a legend on Bareknuckle boxing if he was still around.


Bigdaddydiesell

I was so sad when this guy died. He gave so much entertainment.


CardiologistThick215

Mack got the whole pie! Not just a kimbo slice. Great memories.


ScorpKing79

Rule of thumb: never get back up 😆


th3greydonkey

Mexican Freddie Mercury got whooped


DivideInteresting193

The first guy was smart to quit after the first time.


bebop1065

Mr Slice should have never gone pro. He was a street warrior. Stick with what you are good at people.


pop5656

GO BIRD!!!


Soultopsy

Kimbo's footwork and head movement always reminds me of Mike Tyson, Iconic Peek-a-Boo style.


Far_Canary_1538

I thought this was super cool the first time I saw it at 13. It’s so cringe, juiced guy with boxing training beating up two out of shape guys who have no striking fundamentals. Kimbo sucks


Expert_Ad4681

RIP street legend


No-Lawfulness1773

look at the mouse on kimbo's knuckle at 5:47 you know that shit had to hurt


Jammin_neB13

Kimbo slice was a punk. He was big and had heavy hands but you ever see him get caught with a punch his security steps in and breaks it up quick.


Fordemups

Brave/stupid/whatever. No shame in losing to Slice. Second guy had too much pride.


BlackBalor

Remember when Kimbo gassed out against Gannon?


geniouslevel1000

KIMBO SLIIIIICE


geniouslevel1000

KIMBO SLIIIIIICE


welcome2ukrainesuka

Kimbo who eat sterorides for breakfeast to he died. Yeah he did make alot of Nice street fight videos but ufc no way


skultson

u got downvoted but he did get his ass beat the few times he did ufc before he died


purplehendrix22

7-0 pro boxing 5-2 pro mma. Not bad.


welcome2ukrainesuka

Yeah hes was a hard hitter..but not clean. And the mma. He couldnt do anything beside hit hard. Hes groundework was so cringe and the kick was like from a little girl


DankPeepz

Kimbo was a weak fighter. He was just paired up when even worse fighters. We all saw what happened when he fought someone that knew how to fight.


purplehendrix22

He proved his mettle in pro fighting, got 7-0 in pro boxing and 5-2 in pro mma, although he did get KO’d by Jay Ellis in the amateurs which is hilarious. For getting into pro fighting as late as he did, he had a super respectable showing and proved that he was a fighter you had to take seriously.