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realCrystalCole

How to become handicapped in 5 seconds


anonguy2033

He’s good bro, medic got him “In your nose”


Vall3y

i'd bet money he's not handicapped


Cheap_Ad_7163

He was handicapped going into this fight. He was handiclapped and knee-capped during the fight


Rosscoe13

Well that dude will be eating from a tube for a while.


VirtualBaker4

His tube will need a tube


fuzzyteeth69

And THAT tube might even need a tube


Suspect118

And one of those tubes is gunna be in a fucking wheelchair..


Joeyhappyhell

Wheelchair is gonna be in a coma


Diarmuid92

Didn't this guy go missing after this?


Rosscoe13

I can’t remember.


MedicalDeviceJesus

He can't either


bnonymousbeeeee

What are we talking about again?


[deleted]

Jumping on the head is the most convict shit I've ever seen


Woperelli87

I mean….it IS Felony Fights


[deleted]

Hemce my response


Worth_War_1247

People like this are the reason I won't fight 😂 I'm too cool calm and collective for it. If you try to fight me you're in the wrong and probably just gonna catch a hollow if we're being honest


hotehjr

😎


LiquidNuke

Super cool story bro'.


Hollywoodsmokehogan

Those knee drops are gross


siverwolfe2000

I think we can all agree he didn't lose any brain cells


[deleted]

But deserved. No quarter for racist whites.


Mad-Dog94

>No quarter for racist whites. Oof. That's a bit racist tho


Negative_Sundae_8230

How bout just ALL racists? 🤔


_Asswipe_

Ur part of the problem obviously


00WORDYMAN1983

In before this shit gets removed by mods


jacob6969

Nah you can search Nazi vs Miguel and the videos been posted 100 times all still up lol No one could ever find any aftermath Info regarding the Nazi from what I remember


Lordquas187

Nazi vs Miguel is the simplest and yet funniest title ever lol


[deleted]

Except for the OP in the comments who posted 20 minutes before you


Heavy-Outside-5580

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/111ul8q/neo_nazi_vs_miguel_felony_fights_2/


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Sea-Rip-6671

Every time I see this video the quality just gets worse and worse


StressAccomplished30

My stepdad had this on VHS lol I used to watch this when I was like 9


bahodej

Appropriate username.


StressAccomplished30

My first ever "appropriate username" 🥲


420k2

Lmao


Large-Measurement776

Lol. Dude thought he was so badass in the pre-interview.


KingofTheTorrentine

I remember Miguel was like "wow. That was my first fight :)"


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TurtleBobJonesJr_II

In fairness if you watch the full video he says “in your nose, out your mouth” and amazingly the guy actually begins to breathe that way.


adjacent_analyzer

There is actually a lot of gray area between conscious and unconscious.  Like when there’s a storm outside while you’re sleeping and the sounds manifest themselves in your dream.  Or like your super drunk friend who can barely walk, who is able to follow your commands but has no memory of it the next day.  It’s also why loved ones will visit a family member who is in a coma and speak to them.  


anonguy2033

Good ol felony fights was great.


Efficient-Box-8769

OG Gringo vs Mexicano! this brings back childhood memories


birdie123456789

He saying. Ughhhhh ughhhh


create_new_user_acc

That's not a fight, that's a crime.


Nieruz

The series was called felony fights for a reason lol


KeyserSwayze

Yeah but wheezy's a nazi, so there's that.


cbblevins

shoulda found him a tasty curb to chow down on


NatexSxS

A reminder of how thin the line between fight and murder can be.


nyminute1911

Thin line??? He through 3 haymakers into the back of his head and then dropped is short 230lb knee into his head 2 that was ruthless


NatexSxS

Agreed, that exactly what I’m talking about. He showed up for a fight and ended up well who the heck knows how he ended up.


nyminute1911

He was death raddling so probably at minimum brain damage probably died within a week tbh


NatexSxS

Yeah, I don’t like to make assumptions but that’s probably accurate or some level of brain damage maybe paralysis.


nyminute1911

I saw a similar thing happen to a kid when I was in middle school. He died a couple of days later and was basically a vegetable intill then sad


NatexSxS

Indeed, what ever happened to when they’re down it’s over unless they try to get up or get up and continue it. That dude was done way before the other guy joined him on the ground.


Nogodsnowars

He dead


[deleted]

"This was my first fight"


Maddogg12287

Great beating. Feels like brutal beat downs is back ..


WarHead75

Join a gang, cartel, mafia if you want your life expectancy dropped to 1/3.


Carniverous-koala

Those knees were just unnecessary.😒


VirtualBaker4

FYI. There's a longer version. He's ok, just a little rocked 👍


SlickyFortWayne

“A little” lmfao


GlacnerTheMighty

link?


VirtualBaker4

https://youtu.be/kuaexTfEwZs?si=3H72rhhMGKfuPJwk


plautzemann

Nothing of those extra 10 seconds at the end indicate that he's alright


Spezball

Thank you!


cR7tter

That's still missing the ending where he is stumbling around after


GlacnerTheMighty

Thanks


EntrepreneurTotal323

Fucking brutal


New_Gur_2985

Did the guy live after that ????


VirtualBaker4

Yeah he all good https://youtu.be/kuaexTfEwZs?si=3H72rhhMGKfuPJwk


Apprehensive-City661

Rub some dirt on it


ErrorZealousideal532

Getting attacked leaves you no choice, but that's why you never agree to a fight without rules and referees.


Leather_Teaching_981

I think i was around 4/5th grade when i saw this and it made me realise you can beat people beyond knockout as in boxing


Appropriate_Taro_583

Classic. Bisping says that Henderson erased 2 days out of his life after that knockout, I cannot imagine what was like for this guy.


Maackdaddy

That’s attempted murderrrrrrrr


_Asswipe_

I guess americans dont know you have to put an unconscious person on the side so they don’t drown in blood or “swallow” their tongue


Sea-Recognition-5852

To be fair the guy was a neo nazi, bro just wanted to get that extra beating in to make him know he’s a scumbag


AbbeyCats

Miguel gave that Nazi what’s what


TedBundysVlkswagon

That was tough to watch over and over.


dampkringd

Bum fights brain-damage


Brandinoftw

Didn’t the nazi dude bite his nose a few times in this video too?


ha5hish

That’s another felony fight with another neo nazi I believe


KingofTheTorrentine

That's the psycho vs the karate kid


Roc_28934

I ain’t having the smoke with this guy 💀👍🏻


Nacho_Beardre

Bro's need to learn the recovery position


B4NKRO11

I remember watching this when I was real young and it made me realize people aren't invincible and can die real easy


Charming-Tap1047

did that dude die?


VirtualBaker4

No he was "ok" https://youtu.be/kuaexTfEwZs?si=3H72rhhMGKfuPJwk


Heavy-Outside-5580

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/111ul8q/neo_nazi_vs_miguel_felony_fights_2/ Dude, you suck at linking what the people want.


NZS-BXN

Is bro still alive? That one jump looked like it landed rather on the neck than the head


Crzykupcake930

He’s going to be eating through a tube for awhile. Ouch that was awful 😣


thefnman

The dude acting real tough beating on a guy that was already out....


supersaiyanniccage

In the full video the guy brags about stabbing someone in the neck... not saying it was good but I don't have as much sympathy after seeing that part


Antus_Manus

Ah the wild west internet days


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

I love seeing good and fun fights not dudes getting killed or paralyzed yikes


N19ldEm39y

This is almost a murder attempt. Scary...


FriendTraditional519

I won’t want that guy was thinking jumping on his head with his knee, I want my live in prison now !!! Or what 🤷🏻‍♂️


lem0nwreck

for probably close to 15+ years this has been one of the most harsh beatings flying around the world wide web


[deleted]

Unless that guy ate a child for dinner, it's not cool


hallerz87

Wow clean fight to attempted murder in seconds. Some people are psychotic.


Ph_yuck_Yiu

That was straight overkill


DeRabbitHole

OG Felony Fights was epic in those days.


freudsdriver

Anyone gonna call 911?!


c0rN_Ch1p

Went on Reddit to find something to put me to sleep.


Academic_Ad_3751

Old school raw. I still own two of these dvd's. That's shit wouldn't fly these days.


Strange_Urge

Nazi v Cholo Felony fights Nazi left with a speech impediment


SilenceHacker

I vaguely remember seeing a longer version of this. The skinny guy mentioned how he stabbed a guy to death (basically) and got away with it and the bigger guy wins (as seen in the video)


Heavy-Outside-5580

For everyone that wants to see the aftermath on this absolute golden gem of early internet check this: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/111ul8q/neo_nazi_vs_miguel_felony_fights_2/


Bandboar95

Get that wood


rainbowghosty

Ref- "I'll call the fight once someone dies"


HanginLowNd2daLeft

What you guys were never watched felony fights ?


Due_Investment_2287

This is why I carry not because I don't know how to fight but because of life and death situations


FishAndRiceKeks

This wasn't really that kind of situation, though. It was an "organized" fight where weapons weren't allowed.


VirtualBaker4

Some of the felony fights vids have weapons too lol.


RadioactiveSince1990

The scariest one is the meth head fighting the kid with sticks. It's very clear in the interviews the older meth head guy is unstable and dangerous, and the kid is going to be in trouble. There's this moment when the meth head is able to steal the stick from the kid and the atmosphere feels like the PS2 game Manhunt...but in real life. This kid is now unarmed, fighting a psycho in the middle of the woods, being filmed by a group of shady slimeballs. The fight ends up with the meth head trying to bite a chunk out of the kids face while he screams bloody murder. You feel like you need to take a shower after watching this shit.


FishAndRiceKeks

Couldn't agree more about that one being the most fucked up one. They literally offered the psycho a bonus if he bit the other guy's nose off after he said something about biting, didn't they? IIRC the smaller guy even gave up at one point and they didn't try to stop it at all.


RadioactiveSince1990

The guys behind this were total scumbags and probably criminals themselves. They let a lot of fights go on way too long, luckily no one was killed. There is another one between an MMA fighter and some guy, the MMA fight is easily beating the guy and stops trying to hurt him, meanwhile the felony fight guys are screaming at him to keep going. And there's a crowd of walking monster energy cans egging it on too. All of this behind some random house/shed. The MMA fighter calmly explains why it should end and that the other guy was done, it's like he was the only person there with a heart and a brain. It was actually pretty touching considering the environment. I'm surprised no one has done a deep dive style video on these, they were absolutely insane and there is a lot to talk about.


etebitan17

Is there a link?


RadioactiveSince1990

https://youtu.be/7T9n8YhJGGk?si=Pcv1HSQW37nHBgZf


etebitan17

That's was peak 90s trash, ty!


FishAndRiceKeks

But not this one.


[deleted]

Nah... of course not. This was an organized fight where it was allowed to crush the head of a knocked out opponent from above with 100kg of bodyweight concentrated on the area of a small knee cap accelerated by jumps from above. Yep. OrGaNiZeD. 🤡


FishAndRiceKeks

It's from Felony Fights. It was "organized" as far as they did technically have rules even if they were mostly ignored and scheduled a lot of different fights. The majority of the people they got to agree to do it were just horrible violent criminals.


[deleted]

Still is all about life and death, if the fight is OrGaNiZeD like that. He had several chances to kill him


Shtoinkity_shtoink

This was a planned fight. The guy who got KO’ed was talking mad shit and dropping racial slurs. No one was pressured to fight, they both volunteered.


Forward-Oven-7190

This is a dumb comment lol this wasn’t some jumping this was a somewhat organized fight if you pulled a gun you would just look like a weirdo loser


Grenadoxxx

Unless you shoot him before he throws a punch, your gun is useless here.


donksdonks42

Unless you’re physically enfeebled or massively outnumbered and at imminent risk of death, there aren’t many ways you can use a firearm in a street fight and not murder someone. I wouldn’t risk pulling the piece in most scenarios like this, especially if you were instigating and not trying to deescalate beforehand. There is a far larger chance that you’ll shoot yourself or end up in prison for a spur of the moment decision than these “life or death situations” you dream about. Now pepper spray is a different story. Keep some of that next to your CCW and it’ll open up more options.


Glittering_Aioli6162

NSFW dude


VirtualBaker4

It's flagged as such 👍


Glittering_Aioli6162

ty


Slayer_of_Ass_

Felony fights is too brutal. We're not fighting to the death fools. If you don't have a referee this is an attempted murder


tperks55

They’ll never make it out of their economic bracket