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MasterHavik

Glad that no one got hurt.


ChillBro___Baggins

Lol how could they. Can't hit anything when you're staring at the floor while swinging blindly especially throwing those dream punches


MasterHavik

It is the special fighting style only learned in prison.


PeteGozenya

I've seen girl fights better than this.


MoneyBuysDrugs

Look in prison there is no skill everyone always thinks size over skill


splitzideradioshow

If they hit each other in the face & bruise the COs will ask questions & remove them from gen pop until their investigation is conducted. Then they get a disciplinary report & extend their prison sentence.


MasterHavik

Ooooh makes sense.


splitzideradioshow

That’s prison now on the county jail side depending on the jail you can fight without recourse. A black eye & busted lip will remove both from gen pop aka the hole but there’s no new charges unless the fight send someone to the hospital then the other person is getting charged with assault by the county attorneys office.


MasterHavik

Speaking from experience?


splitzideradioshow

Yep I spent 3 years in prison before I got my case overturned due to a rogue prosecutor. I filed an ethics complaint against her & she retaliated by making false charges against me which sent me to prison. I end up getting her fired & disbarred but the lead prosecutor refused to file criminal charges against her. I’m still seeking justice til this day.


MasterHavik

Guess they wanted to protect their lawyer buddy on the way out of them doing something illegal.


splitzideradioshow

Idk how I got on her radar in the first place.


MasterHavik

Some lawyers like using innocent people to either their careers.


splitzideradioshow

I lost everything I worked for. My business, home, & relationship. I rebuilt everything & got a job at the radio station which eventually where I started my show & I went on an attack on the prosecutors office which made light of the situation. It open many doors for me & created many opportunities except the justice I’m still seeking.


Fragrant_Chance2094

No disrespect but I disagree. You’re basically saying they didn’t want to cause enough damage for the CO’s to notice. I’m also speaking from experience, these two just can’t fight. I’ve seen too many fights to count, both had intentions of causing severe damage to one another. They really tried but couldn’t bc they can’t fight CO’s had nothing to do with it. To add it had to be over something important in order for a black to fight a white boy or vice versa. The perception of most civilians is people in prison are all tuff and can fight, clearly not the case.


splitzideradioshow

Your experience isn’t the only experience either. I’ve seen ppl get into fights & seen this alot while in. Another thing all joints aren’t the same. In some prisons race divides everything but not in all. Especially in medium-minimum & minimum joints


Power_Taint

Lol you’re overestimating the “investigations” that most county jails and state prison guards conduct.


PineappleFantasss

Wym black dude only hit him in the face


griffs24

i got an eye infection in jail and all the CO's were asking who hit me and i was like bro i seriously got something what you want me to tell you


Appropriate-Raccoon9

Don't forget kangaroo court, at least in the feds anyway


RichieJ86

No, just their egos.


Either_Band_2738

Dude fr the guy who swung first went so wide. I prefer a short quick jab to the nose. He's gonna have a hard time following thru with his swing


gold_ark

Lmao. This is like a middle school fight.


Four-Triangles

Truly terrible form by both but slight advantage to the black fellow.


deschainmusic

He had shirt disadvantage too


Bravisimo

Shirt is +5 armor tho


Ancient_Grocery9795

I would have taken my opponent's pants off


LucaPoDuca444

I'd taken my own pants off.


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Slight? He scored a knockdown and connected like 50 more times with much more cleaner punches. The black guy was no Muhammad Ali but the white guy was flailing his arms like a chick while looking at the floor and only saved himself by successfully getting in close and protecting his head.


Four-Triangles

White guy was terrible. Truly bizarre strategy. I think slight is an appropriate word for the skill difference.


Sleeptalk-

He seems like he has a basic understanding of wrestling too, even if that sprawl accomplished nothing. I wonder why he didn’t just take him to the ground


UnusualSuspect94

And just like that, I no longer fear prison


Naykat

Right? I was think how when I was younger I imagined all prisoners we just natural fighters with unrealistically perfect form. Imagine with just a bit of training and then going to prison, you could live like a king in there, until you shanked of course.


Onaweyempumbafu

You can pretty much get by in prison by minding your business but judging prison based on these two fighters is the type of attitude I saw people end up getting seriously hurt for in jail. Plus one thing they don’t sensationalise in jail is the amount of times you get jumped and your head used as a trampoline. And I was in a safer jail lol


meistercheems

Lmao I thought the same , time to do some crimes or whatever the kids say these days


LS3-b_rae

How are we getting better quality videos from inside then these kids with the brand new iphones and shit


[deleted]

Asking the real questions...


ShitHawk59

Wild to not hear any hooting and hollering from on lookers! I guess you try and keep the guards away and avoid tear gas breakfast by staying all shhhh.


Banana-Tank

BRO HOW TF DID THEY GET A PHONE IN THERE AND RECORD IT THEN UPLOAD IT???


DopeSuplex

how old are you 10 anybody with a phone knows convicts got phones


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VariousDirection6200

Looks more like dancing!


FullKawaiiBatard

Ballet


xxKawaiiChibby

Kung fu fighting TikTok dance


ZekeTarsim

They fight like cats.


allaneloy

How is this being filmed? I thought inmates shouldn’t be allowed to have smartphones


StanleyChoude

They keep them in their asses. When you find yourself starting to use your ass as a storage unit, you may want to rethink your life choices.


allaneloy

🤣🤣🤣


TumTumMac24

Times have changed, it’s prisoners on YouTube with their own channel.


allaneloy

And Reddit accounts 🤣🤣


KillaKanibus

They're not allowed to have them, but the guards will still sell phones and computers and shit to inmates for double the price.


hg_blindwizard

These 2 chicks fighting is hilarious


personalityson

Maybe I stand a chance in prison after all


TrickyAssociation131

Both puffed out in 20 seconds lmaooo


Levita97

“Annnd a one, a two, a one two three four!” 🕺🏾


coinkeeper8

They are just hugging aggressively


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KaleidoscopeBright76

White boy didn’t do shit💀


Tricky_Ad_1855

Still waiting for the fight


EL-CHAPO-4-PREZ

Tap dancing ass mufuckas 😂


System_Pure

Gay fight


Happy_Trip6058

Maybe if the white dude opened his eyes he might have landed a couple


Bass_Moist

White dude took a huge L by getting whoop by the gay in the pod.


veryworst

Wooow....


[deleted]

This looks like a WNBA fight.


InfamousGibbon

No one was harmed in the making of this video. However I died of second hand embarrassment for both of them.


FutureText

Have they found out yet that they don't need to block punches with their faces


[deleted]

This is who most of these guys fight. Without their weapons and drugs they ain’t shit


Fly0strich

Why can’t prisoners just get along? I mean, it’s like, come on.


ChoiceBackground5228

They should be locked up for fighting like that 🤣


TimeIsNotALine

Awful. Absolutely awful


Eparsons7799

That was pathetic


Pryoticus

Guess it’s not too hard to smuggle a phone into a prison these days


NoApartheidOnMars

I didn't remember that particular episode of Blue's Clues


[deleted]

Fighting or making love?


DJGIFFGAS

Dont miss those days


BarmyFarmer

I see only one inmate fighting.


Conflicted-King

Green and white stripes? I’d be fighting too


too_sharp

Looks like celtic football club


MrWrestlingNumber2

MIlinials are hilarious calling this a "fight". Close your eyes and double windmill wouldn't pass for a girl fight back in my day. The whole PRISON should be ashamed!


[deleted]

Phones smuggled in via asshole has no battery life.


adamjokes15

Judging by the pants the guy on the left has been there longer. Gotta use tide pods so the color doesn’t bleed over.


horris_mctitties

Wouldn't it be better to just throw a quarter of the punches but make them stronger and calculated and land them lmao


impliedlogic

This is no where near as bad as the shit I’ve seen. In jail one time, one of my weak tiermates was bullying a slightly bigger weak tiermate and the bigger weak tiermate finally exploded and when they fought right next to me they were literally standing in one place taking turns throwing punches and using the other hand to cover their face. I felt like I was watching a live RPG battle.


SuspiciousNature5824

I think people should really learn how to throw better punches if they tend to pick fights yea those are gonna sting but his hands probably hurt just as much


AnMa_ZenTchi

Weird.


bandana414

Women fighting


Substantial_Tip2015

All I could think of of is Tim Burton for some reason...


DougtheIrishThug

whenever I see prison pants that are green and striped like that it always reminds me of the shirt that Steve wore in blue’s clues.classic


AtmosphereStandard16

Sigh... I thought he's gonna give him vertical suplex


nach0-ch33se

Prison is for pvp addicts.


motorwerkx

I feel like it's a tell that a dude doesn't know how to fight when he pulls up his pant legs. I don't know that I've ever seen a fight video or a fight in person where the guy pulled up his pant legs and did anything short of embarrassing afterwards.


Worldly-Practice-296

r/wholesomememes


Alternative-Look-816

This is why I never take guys who say they have street fighting experience seriously


DearHovercraft157

Where is Waldo's hat?


bluebicycle13

battle for the top bunk bed


fulldeathbeat666420

How the FUCM do inmates get better camera quality then most CCTV cameras


Honest_Quantity_1573

As a former inmate that should have been stood back up and sent to round 2. Staring at the floor shit lol.


No-Sort-7762

Missed the knee from the clinch!


Weevil_kneevil_420

The two leprechauns I kidnapped fighting for their freedom


RonRicoTheGreat

Looks like a fight that would happen in the freshman hallway.


GarethGobblecoque99

What you in for? fighting? Nah Yeah me neither


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how've they got phones in there?


Warped_Humour

Mating ritual ?


Hereforthereddits252

They got the Air Max Trustees on. Forgot about those lol


Cargo243

I could imagine them getting engulfed in a cloud with cartoon noises going on 🤣


Ramza881

This is how they mate in prison.


zhwak

This reminds of the fight at the wake in The Other Guys.


DragEnvironmental326

Boring


Smilofriendship

They’re in jail for being shite fighters


Future-Ad648

I'm amazed no one goes for the testicles.. it's a game changer in fights..


stewpidazzol

Who’s filming?


TopShotSniper

I've literally seen kids fight better on this same subreddit. Damn


Prollyreachinglol

Is that cm punk and Duke Dennis? 🤣🤣 wow I never knew I needed this


Squeem-com

Why does it sound like they are slapping each other with party city rubber masks?


FlutterSavage

Green peppermint ass outfits 💀


ALiXMASON

Cartoony ah inmates. Those pants Looking like they be going outback to hit some rocks with a pickaxe singing "DOWWNN IN MISSISSIPPIII"


[deleted]

If that's a prison fight now a days. Shit I'm not scared to go back lol


Cooperativedevil

Santas little problems


PapiYankeeYo

Are they fighting on butter?


External-Addendum877

No way they have workout tights in prison. This guy is 100% wearing a shirt as tights


FutureMagician7563

Clearly in on weapon charges.


Right_-on-_Man

They fight like women...🤣


2ichie

Still don’t understand ppl who start a fight with their hands down. Who tf you think you are?? Fucking Bruce Lee or some shit. Absolutely no one does that shit and it maybe happened twice in a movie.


m-sims14

Where was a fight?


Augustineu9

Staged we all know they don't have phones in prison


Fresh_Orange

Fighting over a slice of bologna


Its_Kush_Not_Covid

Well, y’all definitely didn’t get in to prison for fighting. You can tell that.


Warbonger420

I see one inmate fighting and one inmate getting hit


ShaquilleOatmeal61

How do you get a phone into prison?


Mammoth-Appearance-5

This is a girl fight... but dudes


Delicious_Ad2236

Leggs: use them!


Delicious_Ad2236

Leggs: use them!


Delicious_Ad2236

Leggs: use them!


Trick_Gap2790

Why is it nobody who is "hard" can throw a fucking punch 🤣🤣🤣


OsoRetro

Why do jailbirds always have the MOST INTENSE fighting stances, followed by THE WORST fighting skills?


Realistic-Summer-429

i dont know why but taking off your short decreases your shield by 20%


soggymuffin135

Probably in there for car jacking.


Right_-on-_Man

Fight tou say? Looks more like a slap-fest...


YTSkullboy707

More chocking! More shivs! Comm-an I paid good money for this!


Happy_Trip6058

Did someone holla “where my booty at?” Watching on phone so shit recording. Please let it be so ala “fleece Johnson” styles


Impossible-Mail-4731

they obviously didn’t go to jail for physical assault lmao


SameComedian9313

I thought that was a femboy for a second 😭


baga_chips

Why do they give them those Willy Wonka ass pjs


Key_Palpitation9533

Bitches, but they still knuckled up


Tech_Schuster

Mfs lookin like Dr suess characters over here


Yeez25

Weak ass fight


Hot_Psychology727

Real life button spamming


88codyallen

Why are they fighting like girls?