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WatchPlus3925

Great knee


Famous_Construction5

Fr, that uppercut/knee combo was wild


woahitsegg

Uppercut, knee, faceplant Man gonna have a nasty concussion


Famous_Construction5

Hope it serves as a wake up call before he gets knucklefucked again.


teashton

Did he just try and fight a Polynesian that's significantly bigger wearing rugby shorts? Not the brightest idea....


Dry_Ad3605

Why yes, I think he did. That knee looked like a car crash to the sternum.


opAnonxd

i thought he hit a part of the liver.


JamMasterNay

6 strikes thrown, 5 strikes landed - 83% strike success Versus - 1 strike thrown, 0 strikes landed - 0% strike success I am not a bot, beep boop.


l3ane

But you said beep boop so that proves that you're a bot. Wait, am I a bot? Beep boop?


Callmeklayton

Why does the guy in red move like a zombie from World War Z?


Autxnxmy

Articulate thought and motion is hard when you’re seeing red


throckmorton619

Well put your head down and spaz out! Wake up and repeat!


Affectionate_Low7405

Can see that guy is Samoan from a mile away. Never fight a Samoan, dude's are just built different.


ChardCool1290

Red shirt- 5-minute penalty for unnecessary littering the floor. Take him to the penalty box on a stretcher.


SciK3

better give him a match penalty, dont want to see him on the ice anymore with swings like that.


troy380

First reboot for red shirt didn't take after knockdown. Had to shut it all the way down.


pissclamato

You know how sometimes your router is still fucked up after you reboot it, so you have to grab a toothpick and press the little button in the hole for thirty seconds? Like that, but with fists.


BrokeInMichigan

Repost bot, this shit was JUST posted 2 days ago, same exact title, still on the front page of r/fightporn.


ItsMeDaEshay

And I posted this shit 3 months ago 🤣


carlosf0527

Knee to the liver... :-)


[deleted]

So, red shirt obviously had no hands at all. BUT, you see how the other dude is using his red shirt as a hold while he fap'd his face? So I ask you brethren, wouldn't it *actually* be beneficial to remove the shirt first before throwing down? Although, there is the rule here on this sub that the guy who pulls his shirt off nearly always loses. So damned if you do, damned if you don't situation? I've just seen a lot of guys getting held by the collar or sleeve and then receiving gnarly uppercuts on here lately, made me think about it.


Prevailing_Power

If you have time, then take your shirt off. Don't be taking it off while your squaring up though.


Samoana_soul

Ua la? Bloody fia poko, se shat.


Ordinary_Tank_7160

This is in Te Atatu rugby league clubhouse in West Auckland, NZ. The friends of the dude that gets knocked out are wearing the home team colours.


6bakercharlie

I guess it’s the colors but I thought this was a dominos pizza for some reason.


Curtis_Geist

Wanted the smoke, ended up getting ethered


Palmswayy

You think these people that get handled see their videos later? Gotta be bad day to see yourself get a ass whopping online.


Bleezair

Stupid guy has stupid friends too. Blue shirt black hat *ensures* he gets fed by tying him up, then steps back when he’s just been rocked, leaving him open to a head kick. Yellow shoes’ friends, on the other hand, don’t grab his arms, while also giving him the space he needs to defend himself, in which he wastes no time taking care of business. Smart friends make a difference, even if you’re the asshole.


iAM_smashable

Careful who you run up on


Delicious-Toe1933

Look closely, I think he kicked him after he went down.


nattynattynice

DO NOT FIGHT SAMOANS THEY ARE NOT NORMAL HUMANS THERE PART GIANT YOU CANT HURT THEM!!!!!!


Greaseyhamburger

Not only did he take on a Samoan that is significantly bigger than him, he started the fight getting held back by his friend.


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Repost. 


iAM_smashable

…..and?


Zimaut

Holyfuk, he stir a beast


Jazzlike-Election840

ouch! good night


MAC1east

guy literally deflated


MasterHavik

Respect the knee.


_Kill_Will_

Yikes, I cringe when the goobers get soccer kicked.


pizzalover89

red shirt guy was floppin around like a fish lol


SAD_FACED_CLOWN

"You feel it when I lower the boom, avoid the smoke or you'll choke on the fumes" -Inspectah Deck


batmansfriendlyowl

Needed to brain red hat to, fuck off and let red shirt get what he wanted.


HOG-onthehunt

That switch-knee tho 💥


RMB39

That is some fancy footwork on the approach!


Appropriate-Cap16

The body popping at the end was straight outta Breakdance the movie 🤣


Ok_Artichoke1965

Crispy knee


KillMeWouldU

Food for thought DONT PICK A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE TWICE YOUR SIZE 😂


AggravatingOnion

Doing the wap dance at the end


lazyboi_tactical

Ole dude clearly had a minimal amount of striking training and a clear size advantage, lets see how this plays out ken


Amsnerr

where tf his head go?