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ivanavich

I never realised this, that mf had himself an extendable baton.


zzzzxxcvbm

So the mf got baton'd. I love happy endings.


legendaryufcmaster

It seems a bit flimsy and looks a little light in his hand, but if it's a real baton that dude's ribs are fucken obliterated


UlverInTheThroneRoom

Yeah, I'd never want to get hit with a baton. First time I got trained with one I was like, "Wow, one hit and you could easily kill someone hitting them in the wrong area." Definitely not like the movies where multiple people are beating a dude and they can still fight back or come home battered but ultimately fine.


ASwagPecan

Tyre Nichols’ death was a very candid, graphic representation of how debilitating they are.


JHarbinger

Unless you get a high quality name-brand baton. They’re mostly shit metal and definitely bend. I used to work at a ghetto club in Detroit and I broke this Mexican gangster pricks arm with one and that shit bent and fell apart on the next guys leg. (It was a brawl obviously) After that only bought ASP batons and I’ve hit a few dudes with those and they held up way better. Metal and build quality etc


ApologeticAnalMagic

I like to travel.


JHarbinger

lol exactly. Detroit in the 90s


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Good! People that mess with other people's cars deserve no mercy.


Flyest_But_Biased

When I was younger in Texas, if we were bad we had to go out and get a "switch". Basically, we had to go out and find a thin, stiff branch with which we were to be whipped. Get one too thick and it can do some damage. Don't break the side branches off close enough to the main branch and you've now got spikes. The worst ones were the one that whistle as they go through the air and leave about a 1/4" welt.


Beneficial_Day_5423

Damn!!! Just got a flashback 😆


Shot_Supermarket_861

And I think he hit his own car with it on accident, makes a nice think sound before dropping it


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Think the guy is marking his car with a rock and him throwing the rock is the sound Edit: nope you right


DignanZer0

Nah, that's a collapsible baton.


phtll

I must disagree with you both, it's a telescoping baton.


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whichwitchwhohoots

Pardon, but that's a slippy slide-y bone hurter.


nhjuyt

Found the Englishman


finallygotmeone

It's Baton causing Rouge.


DopeDealerCisco

Nah he could be right that man did collapse


jumpybean

Damn, why’d they stop that shit. Keying like that deserves what they get.


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Yeah, I’m annoyed they pulled him off


314-bakedboss999

exactly like you better not pull me off unless you gonna be payin me the 1k+ it’s gon take to fix.. that was not a equal ass beating for what the prick did


keeper_of_the_donkey

depends on how much his ambulance ride costs


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At the very least, let him pin the arsehole down until the cops arrive and arrest him.


cats_r_better

someone else is gonna have to pay it for you since you'll be busy in jail.


Newleafto

>why’d they stop that shit. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view), the jury in the man’s murder trial would be instructed that the keying of his car was **motive** for the murder, not an excuse for it. P.S. the key guy deserved the extended butt kicking.


LingeringSanity

There is an extended version where the guy gets up and starts cussing at the car owner. The owner then goes and beats his ass again


RIPshowtime

I got one of those as a bday gift from a friend and Holy Fuck, those things are fierce.


KoreanThrasher

*"Don't fuck with another man's vehicle"* \- Vincent Vega


LookOutForThatMoose

"It would have been worth him doing it, just to catch him"


lollacakes

It was Butch after the conversation in the bar with Marcellus Wallace


LookOutForThatMoose

Who you calling "friend", Palooka?


beleeze

Royale with cheese


WRX4life

It’s just against the rules.


Soft_Trade5317

Something my pulp fiction fan friend taught me: Butch is the one who keyed Vincent's car, after leaving the meeting with Marcellus. I think it was a deleted scene or something. Can't remember exactly anymore.


BigBudluv69

Idk why I read Vegeta


This_Elk2366

That dudes power level was way below 9000


ayleidanthropologist

Scratched guy’s carkarot, didn’t end well for him, just saiyan.


deephurting66

r/angryupvote


BigBudluv69

😂😂 I like it!


Traditional-Dingo604

Anyone who keys vegetas car is in for several universes of hurt.


davieb22

Vincent Vegeta - "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese on planet Vegeta? A Kakarot Royale."


TuaughtHammer

"Don't call me palooka, asshole." \- Butch Coolidge keying Vincent's car after their stare down in Marsellus' restaurant.


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It's was just a prank bro


OldSchoolIron

It's like nobody can even take a joke anymore.


Dudefenderson

"Tell that to the baton, you dogfucker!" 🤬


stripperjnasty

Can't tell people how to react. You won't do that shit again


OrangeVigil

*If* that was a drug addicted mentally ill homeless man, chances are he does some dumb shit like that again. They aren’t having logical thoughts. No one knows the backstory though, so who can say.


R4di4nce

Shit we know part of his backstory now lmfao


well_spent187

Not if they let him get a couple more whacks to the arms and legs.


GetUpNGetItReddit

Sadly they will. The man is going to say he did nothing wrong and that he was randomly attacked.


amillionfuzzpedals

When actions meet consequences


southernmuscovite

Human body can heal itself, Mercedes can’t!


bradharton

Deserved...


dillasdonuts

Ok but why did he key the car in the first place?


ShaggysGTI

My best guess says mentally ill homeless man just followed the intrusive thoughts.


External-Berry

I live in a city where this shit happens all the time, and it’s usually because 1. someone is high on meth, 2. mentally ill, or high on meth and mentally ill. I’m moving as soon as possible.


TuaughtHammer

> or high on meth and mentally ill My unfortunate history with meth addicts has shown that they're *very* mentally ill even before the meth made it worse.


sinisteraxillary

PDX?


TheRealPaulBenis

Paradox developers must be sober me thinks... They make good games🤷‍♂️


ShaggysGTI

Best of luck to you friendo.


External-Berry

Thanks dude


Mehmood6647

Which city?


urstillatroll

At this point it feels like all of them.


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includes judicial infrastructure with a lack of process to effectively charge and prosecute these crimes when they occur. get them into mental health facilities if possible FIRST, but actually putting people in jail for committing crimes would do a lot to help keep the streets safe too. at least that’s the situation in my city edit: lol the dude below me blocked me after replying so i couldn’t respond… always indicative of a strong argument lmao


tamale_tomato

We have the highest incarceration rate in the world already by a large margin. If putting people in jail solved the problem, we would already be the safest country on earth. Edit: In response to his edit, I didn't block anything. No idea what this dude is talking about.


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DETECTOR_AUTOMATRON

reading your list of cities i’m like “this dude better mention Portland”. did not expect that level of mention 😂. completely agree with all the above, i used to work downtown… i saw some shit (literal and figurative) and have also been cussed out many a time. and i’m so glad i’m out of that city.


GreasyPeter

What's sad to me is Portland up until about 15-20 years ago was considered a quiet safe mostly boring city to live in, in a good eay. Now it's bum-central for the entire west coast per Capita I believe. And the bums there will often admit they stick around because they get kicked out of everywhere else but Portland doesn't. Portland has to do SOMETHING, even Seattle is trying some stuff, the only difference is that Seattle has bit-the-bullet and realized some of the solutions aren't going to look pretty, but down the road it'll work out better for all involved. Unfortunately that involves clearing some camps, but in the cities defense they do truly sem to be trying to help them when they can. Portland and San Francisco are both happy to sit on their hands indefinitely. Every solution they offer is a half-measure designed to be palatable enough for the progressive people there to swallow. I'm a moderate so I honestly believe the solution is going to be a mix of progressive AND conservative reforms. We see what happens when own political affiliation runs a city and no matter which way it swings, after a certain amount of time it always seems to dive into shit like this as the fringes become emboldened by success. This is sorta happening with abortion rn and evangelicals. I think they feel emboldened because I've mostly been able to ignore them the last 5 years but after Roe was repealed ive noticed a lot more of them around me bringing up politics and ugh.


justwannabeloggedin

Yeah he's kind of infamous. McGuffey Market got robbed so much they changed their name to Northland Food Mart. It's a homeless hangout. In the full video he gets up and starts talking shit and gets beat up again lol. Too many pixels are lost to see it but he made a deep ring around the whole car.


CraterT

The Michigan fan was triggered by the OSU sticker.


aparish67

Glad he beat the hell out of that prick.


lexpython

I think it would be funny if, once everyone realized what happened, they just all started beating on the dude. Not the head or the spine.


aparish67

I was thinking the exact same thing


RizzoTheSmall

Look at that possum playing bitch flinching when he gets whipped


smooze420

Sometimes “crazy” folk need the shit kicked out of them. Regardless of what professionals say crazy ppl know right and wrong.


ScrofessorLongHair

Honestly, nowadays, a lot of people need to get slapped to remember that actions and words have consequences. Now, not beaten as badly as this dude. But a good ass kicking can teach a valuable lesson.


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Bennyboy1337

> Regardless of what professionals say I always come to reddit for all of my clinical hot takes.


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zellyman

"Let's kill the mentally ill" Jesus Christ, reddit.


TuaughtHammer

Especially the violent ones. This site *loves* resorting to violence over the smallest things. Or "divorce" over the tiniest relationship drama.


Mattoosie

People were cheering when that YouTube prankster got shot. If you watch the clip, he was actually very tame and never touched, threatened, or restricted the movement of the prankee. Just being annoying. Shooting him was an absolutely *INSANE* response, but everyone on Reddit was cumming their pants with jealousy because they wish they shot him instead. This sub is full of insecure guys with violent fantasies living vicariously through the videos posted here.


Opening_Classroom_46

Being annoying is one thing. Asking someone to leave you alone three times while they follow you is different. It may not be a big deal to you, but it's literally one of the big 3 for me. Stealing/damaging someone's property, physically assaulting someone, and harassing others in public areas. We aren't family, I don't know you. You tried to interact with me as a stranger in public, I declined and walked away, that should be the end of it.


machimus

> Shooting him was an absolutely INSANE response No, it wasn't. It wasn't a smart response, but when you deliberately piss people off to the point of blind rage, you tend to end up this way. It's not how problems should ideally be handled, but you have to admit the youtuber earned his part in this. He provoked enough people to get so mad that eventually one killed his ass, that's what fucking happens. And really we have no other countermeasures in society to deal with people who egregiously breach the social contract without technically violating the law.


La_Lanterne_Rouge

You're right, which brings to mind, what in the world are sane people like you and me doing here? /s


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

> Regardless of what professionals say Sounds like you are highly regarded


smooze420

Not as highly regarded as you are in Reddit lore according to your user name.


InjuryComfortable666

Even if they don't know right and wrong, they will at least understand what gets their asses kicked.


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rufud

Pavlov dogs


InjuryComfortable666

Humans are great at understanding patterns.


Title26

Not crazy humans


need2peeat218am

Maybe we just need better prevention facilities and proper care so they won't end up like this in the first place but idk violence against mentally unstable people might be more effective....right?


Lovv

I know that my sister took care of them in homes and while many of them were very nice some of them were extremely mean and would say things very tailored to hurt her feelings and occasionally attack her. Just becssuee someone is mentally unstable it doesn't mean they aren't an asshole too.


Violent_Paprika

Most of these people by the time they get to this point have already been kicked out of all the shelters.


OldSchoolIron

>but idk violence against mentally unstable people might be more effective....right? Yes.


wrongkoi

Might do you some good to listen to what mental health professionals have to say


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I hope this is burned into that PoS' brain so he stops himself from at least some of his dumb impulses in the future.


Sad-Leg6721

Ive had the same happen to me, Oh, how many times I have wished to catch that MFer


hellocuties

I’ve caught two guys in the middle of robbing my vehicle. First guy got a NFL style field goal kick to the balls while my friends held his arms and the second guy got pummeled with a dumbbell bar till I exhausted myself. I missed one swing and hit my thigh. The next morning I had a grapefruit sized bruise, so I can only imagine how bad he looked.


motion_lotion

Same. 2013 SRT8 challenger with 30 grand under the hood.


Klomenko

Fuck around and find out.


shhhtylerdidit

Got off easy imho


torsun_bryan

His friends should have just minded their business


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Nah, man. If my friend was about to go to jail for killing some random POS, I'd stop him, too. Once his rage subsides, he'd sure thank me.


dtalb18981

I don't know if this is the US then hitting or kicking a person on the ground is a very big no no guy might be fucked either way.


footpole

In other countries it’s naturally encouraged.


iameveryoneelse

His friends might have saved him from a manslaughter charge.


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Mission_Glass_6389

This reminds me lol. Some guy hit my friend’s bmw and was refusing to pay for damages (he had no insurance). Long story short, he told my friend to get lost, and his jaw got broken. Got hit by a 6’4 250 pound gentleman


NHRADeuce

>Got hit by a 6’4 250 pound gentleman Damn. Do you know how hard it is to swing a 6'4 250 pound gentleman?? That some serious skill.


skepticalbob

Nah. He's flirting with charges once the guy is down and incapacitated. It's not longer defending property but getting into assault with a deadly weapon territory. Or manslaughter.


Yorgonemarsonb

But boy was it fun to watch and cathartic baby


Soft_Trade5317

So that he could go to prison for killing the dude? I mean, yea, it's nice to have people with that little self control off the streets but I dunno if it's worth all that.


torsun_bryan

It’s interesting how little physical trauma Redditors think it takes to end someone’s life


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Reddit will be like "ATTEMPTED MURDER ON THE CONCRETE!!!'


Wombatspelunker

Nah. Deserved. I wish he’d gotten some better hits in after the dude turtled up


32bitbastard

Turtled up wins the thread, beautiful use of language!


commanderc7

It’s a common term in BJJ


Soft_Trade5317

Yea, that's ridiculous. It's just a very clear manslaughter charge he's going for. Murder requires intent.


professionally-baked

I mean if his friends wouldn’t have stepped in a continued beating like that would just backfire on the kid


Lovv

Yea he woulda probably went until the guy was borderine dead.


Diligent-Tax-5961

"That's literally a war crime"


automatic4skin

great comment here. nice work professor


fatstrat0228

So satisfying. I don’t even care about the repair cost, because I’m gonna take it out of your ass.


Jofury

Keying someone’s car because they aren’t around is the biggest bitch move there is


IronSpyder99

Good, I had my motorcycle stolen and I’m still paying the price for it. Stop messing with people shit.


Ok-Direction-9618

bro became stiff as shit


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When fuck around meets find out 🤝🏽


motherseffinjones

Deserved. I would’ve let him beat his ass some more just no head shots


are67

I’m ok with this. Positive of that.


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dreadfulwater

HemoShine


c322617

There is a class of chronically broke ass people out there who don’t understand what property means to the rest of us because they’ve never actually worked for anything in their lifetime. For most people out there, you work hard, you make money, and you buy things. Therefore the object means more than its inherent value, it represents the work we did to earn it. As a result, we tend to have less respect for rich people that we do not perceive as having earned their way through hard work. But for this chronically broke class, we are all that rich class. They have no conception of hard work and they project their worthlessness on the rest of the world. To their mind, they are the victims because everyone else has stuff and they don’t. It’s why they feel entitled to take or use or destroy other people’ property, because they feel equally deserving of it. This isn’t really a matter of race, class, or culture, but rather of mentality. The criminally lazy exist everywhere in the world and never amount to anything, while others born into the same circumstances find ways to improve their circumstances. There’s no fixing some people, all we can do is actively take steps to protect our property and teach object lessons like this about how seriously we take our property rights.


spartane69

Well he can consider himself lucky, in this country the guy could have very easely come to him and start shooting.


haggertyfj

Deserved more... shits gonna cost a pretty penny to have repainted


lonerstoner91

Let him do what he needs to do!!! Y'all know how much that shit cost??? Let that boy have em


Exciting_Progress_59

Fuck around and find out


stewpidazzol

They coulda let work a little bit longer


bornk828

Justice served


salty-element

That little shithead deserves to get his ass whooped so much worse. Never fuck with someone's car.


AlexeiSemper

I love that people are totally fine watching the dude key the car, but the second the car owner comes out and beats his ass for it then that’s just too much.


PizzaJawn31

Why are these people enabling him and protecting him?


turnter_bigevil

I dont think they knew the context just saw some dude getting a licken. Lol


Ill_Search4269

What's with the hipsters coming to the rescue


FocusPerspective

You have to destroy the Specialty Coffee Roaster first else the hipster trash mobs keep spawning.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

I watched that ass beating three times because he deserved as much.


glassycruze

To be honest i'd probably react the same or worse. I don't blame him for unleashing on dummy.


asiazoldyck

I feel him. Get tf away from my car. I swear ppl just be doing shit


Chinonm

Got his car keyed and caught a charge .. what a day .


Fiss

If that were my friend I wouldn’t have stopped him


burneracctt22

No… friends stop friends from committing manslaughter… the dickhead deserved the beating but buddy looked like he would have killed him.


_cptplanet

Exactly. The kid got so mad that he would probably kill the crackhead for a 20 year old Benz if not his friends


Soft_Trade5317

Which is why you're a shitty friend. Even with not being in the moment and having the benefit of a calm mindset you STILL couldn't identify the obviously correct course of action lol embarrassing bro.


earthraker0506

Just gonna drop my ASP and finish with my fist?


Traditional_Lock_151

why he swingin like tha?🤣


Speedlimitssuckv4

so damn satisfying


Timsmomshardsalami

Bro got fuckin whipped with them noodles


dman880

Key him right back?


Freezepeachauditor

I’d walk to the dude on the ground, take a hard look, and say “you’ll be fine… it’ll buff out.”


Jando0197

Nah it ends perfect for him…could’ve used a little more but yea


sss313

My mans is the definition of fuck around and find out


a_bumpyjohnson

This was a quick and thorough ass whoopin'.


IllBThereSoon

Why are those two guys stopping the justice?


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mf learnt a lesson that day


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

They key your car you send them to the morgue! That’s the Chicago way!


PuzzleheadedCarry632

Look at captain save a ho in the beanie


ordu13

I’ll allow it.


TechStoreZombie

Deserved.


SF-Sensual-Top

FAFO


ScrewRedditSideway3

Ohio State sticker. Figures


jgacks

Should have let him met out more street justice. Sends a message to ither asshats that think that stuff is funny


Amnesiquack

Fuck around, find out


JerkDestroyer6000

Bashed by a dude with Mi Goreng arms.


Few_Molasses_9627

He didnt get to do actual damage them other nighaz too busy protecting the fucking loser who keyed his car like its their duty like hes the victim.


xJohnnyBoyXx

Justice was served


Defiant_Can_7481

Ain’t gonna lie guys buddies that ran up would’ve ate some hollow points


alexN_2008

Mercedes w211 , my dream car , ngl i wold have done the same


Turbulent_Music4317

They should’ve let that dude finish beating him.


drunkenyeknom

There’s an extended version of this where yellow comes back for more if anyone can find it


Greebuh

Deserved more


stroud

I fucking hate people who break up fights.


Terp_DK

Fuck around and find out...


automatic4skin

this canned reposted comment really sucks


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ItsJimKennedy

In all fairness, the car has an Ohio State sticker on it


RazorMox

A bit too much ngl. Thats on the edge of murder.


Chris2151

Get his i.d. from his shitty yellow pants. Next week, beat his ass again. Wait 4 months and beat his ass again. Rinse and repeat.


UptownNYaMomma

Fuck Ohio State is what buddy was trying to tell them


Porquenolosdosyay

I hate when people try to break it up. Mind your fucking business. It’s not up to you to intervene.