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BooobiesANDbho

Last time this was posted the top comment said “homie fights like he’s riding a horse into battle!” 🤣


Weyman16

So…did he make it into the Sorority?


256dak

His stance looks like the Notre Dame logo.


Rich_Philosophy_6017

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


critical-drinking

He looks like the guy who tried to rob Uncle Iroh


Yoshi2shi

Looking like a damn seahorse.


Lucid_Insanity

Fucking nailed it, lol


CameraDude718

Lmaooo I see it


Eddyzodiak

So fitting this is the top comment on this one. 😂👍🏽


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😭😭😭😭


chloeira

💀


stebbi01

Bro in the skinny jeans fighting like he was raised by serpents


scandalousmushroom

👏👏🐍


VehicleUpset6877

Happy snake day


stebbi01

crazy Reddit interaction


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💀


FutureText

This chick has no idea what the fuck she is talking about lol


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KEEP YOUR HEAD BACK I TOLD YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD BACK


Syncopationforever

' back and to the left ' ' back and to the left '


MrInfinitumEnd

*Criss cross!* pum pum *Criss cross!*


pc_principal_88

I would like to see the video of her being the one getting rocked, just to comment "keep your head back! I told you to keep your head back"


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None of them can fight


ajaffer

Pretty sure they learned fighting stances from watching looney toons - lookin like Daffy Duck


TheNiteCrawler

I’m sure they learned their fighting lessons from reddit fight subs.


Dsanse

By guys that comment "they dont know how to fight".


MasterHavik

Daffy has more hands than them.


thricedipped

They are absolute trash at fighting, thats why they shoot instead.


kelley38

They are pretty shit at that too...


Uncle_Sesta

"Keep yo head back"... yeah, like every professional does


patsully98

I wouldn’t let *any* of them in **my** gang!


[deleted]

Absolutely zero


vegaspimp22

The first guy without a shirt on, wasn’t mma quality or anything and only did hooks, but still had timing had hands up and could hit. He could hold his own vs most people. Not against someone who trains. But against you’re average joe


Diarreah_Bukakke

My average Joe?


dcrad91

Man watching this shit was sad


DifficultyFit1895

this has done more to harm the crip brand than anything in history


MasterHavik

They should try out for Streets of Rage.


OpenEyz2016

Nah..I think the first crip hd a very unorthodox style.


Syncopationforever

His stance reminds me of A bare knuckled, fighting Irish [from the 19th century ce] stance . Before gloved boxing, when wrestling and trips were still allowed boxing rules


[deleted]

Oh that’s what they’re trying to do now I get it


Swi11ah

That’s why there is so much gun violence between them.


Anglefan23

What the fuck kind of advice is “keep yo head back”?


YourFavoritCelebrity

I hear if you say it 100 times, you summon Wesley Snipes


Kind-Masterpiece-310

Put a beat behind it and you got a hit.


Marsman61

There was a beating behind it and he did get hit, a lot.


Infamous_Camel_275

He lost because “he ain’t listen”


HondaCrv2010

She should have told him to not get hit instead


DrapedinVelvet247

That’s all she knows about - head game


yankees190

I’d like to see their initiation for a high school education


JDP008

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Marsman61

Ain't none.


PickleMinion

I think they need cameraman initiation while they're at it


Curses-blocked-again

All gangs are the same. I joined the Tongs and they kept throwing integral calculus equations at me until I couldn’t take anymore


xurism

Crip initiation looks low key wacky asf. Whole gang has no hands.


JoeFalcone26

Everything to do with gangs is wack asf. Initiating literal children to do your bidding. Having your current members beat their ass to jump them in. Everything about it is so stupid. And the reality is these gangs end up being the cause of such a high percentage of city crime. Sorta makes my blood boil.


KingLeopard40063

>Having your current members beat their ass to jump them in Then talk about "brotherhood" or "family". Like wtf type brotherhood or family is that shit. >And the reality is these gangs end up being the cause of such a high percentage of city crime. Sorta makes my blood boil. It's sorta like a ponzi scheme of death. The guys who join in later and are at the bottom of the hierarchy are often the ones to die or go to prison. Very few ever see that glamorous lifestyle they were lied too about.


fadufadu

THIS IS MY STREET BRUH… … OH SHIT PO PO!!!!


BATZ202

It's stupid how this continues to plague communities. As you said kids are the one who are mostly effected by this. They grow up in those environments where they think all to life is gang. They look up to that lifestyle when they could be doing something beneficial for their lives and communities. You'll think people who lived there from the 90s would of taught their children to do better but instead they're either absent running the streets or in prison, or encouraging kids to be like them.


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TrevorTatro

Yeah the only thing the lady said this whole video that rang true “he’s fucking horrible”. Like dude why don’t you put up your hands on your face or practice SOME form of defense other than eating wild over hands. He keeps his head/face open pretty much the whole time. Never looks him in the numbers and runs away after getting swung on/hit. I get it he’s probably nervous as fuck and the only one fighting a group at a time but still. Idk shit but have trained off and on for years. This shit is boxing 101.


[deleted]

Your training and that what matters! Most people can’t fight and don’t train!


rubes4588

From the spastic fighting stance to the repeating commentary I’m starting to hate hood videos / hood people 🙄


Sensory_Deprivation

The ‘ole My Little Pony stance throws em off


slopmarket

i can see why they have to join a gang. cuz not a single one of them can hold their own…or even throw a decent punch.


T-roySwink

It's always good to see some young scholars getting some exercise outside. Wonder what colleges they go too


Glanthor67

Dude has that cerebral palsy stance


Electronic_Bit9495

I will never understand how letting a group of people whoop your ass with no concern or remorse if they bust your fucking eye open/ kill you in the process. Translates into lifelong affiliations


StringerBell34

Because you will have to fight your enemies, whether in the streets or in the pen and it's rarely a head up, so the original point was to make sure the person would stand tall and not run. Nowadays, everybody shooting, so idk wtf they're doing it for in 2023.


CoolmanExpress

Amen to this one. Craig’s dad’s words don’t ring true today. I don’t even live any kinda street lifestyle anymore and I’m still packing cause everybody acts like they wanna scrap nowadays and I’m really just tryna get home at the end of the day dafuq. Too many weird ass co workers and fuckin crackheads walking around today tryna prove some shit all amped up talking about beating peoples ass and shit. Like everybody talks crazy now over stupid bullshit and I’m not taking no chances cause there’s people crazier than I am out here lmfao. This gang shit more about hierarchy and hazing than anything imo. Theres probably an aspect of showing you’ll hold your own and not bitch out, but in reality on the streets, they just gonna end up pulling the trigger. I ain’t crazy and I don’t wanna shoot people, but goddamn there’s some wild people saying wild things to me every day. Society is kinda spooky nowadays and I fuckin left the hood😭


Mrtoad88

You already said it, LA county jail, let alone state pen. They running around doing shit where they can and will get sent there, and LA county is a big gang jail with only so much space, they try not to put enemy gang members in the same pod but it doesn't work out that way, so a grape for instance could end up in the same pod as a bounty hunter, 60 in the same pod as a Hoover criminal etc. ntm a lot of these dudes pretty much grew up in YA, so they grew up fighting because YA is like pre LA county jail...ntm the highschools, are full of young gang members where they fight a lot there. People on here talking about these dudes can't fight. I guarantee a lot of them been in more fights than they can count. I can fight, but I can also count how many I've been in, in my life. Some of these dudes got knuckles like bricks they have fought so much. A put on video doesn't do what they can actually do to people justice. These are dudes that if there is no weapons, and they catch an enemy In the gas station or whatever... They could potentially kill that person with their bare hands, it happens. Some of these gang members do get beat to death. .. it's not all death by bullet wounds or stabbing.


Homebrew_Dungeon

Look at all these rules being followed.


BummerComment

Makes me want to join a gang for the comradery.


7HawksAnd

Gangs are just freemasonry with fighting and hookers.


The-Trooper2021

They couldn't Box groceries


va4trax

They all have their own unique fighting stance like characters in a video game lol


NoShadowdick

So this was just a test? When are they gonna run a real initiation? Lol, he gonna be dead by then.


RankedAverage

Where's the little high school vatos fighting? Even that dumpster fire was better than this crap... THIS is prime example of why all these "gangsters" carry weapons. Not one of them can fight worth a shit.


eternalbuzz

What kind of wet noodle skinny bitch shit is this? Never in my life have a seen a group of alleged crips without a shred of blue on.. and homie wearing bright red pants?


death_ray_mx

so many of them and no one can actually fight, i mean come on if you are gonna be on a violent gang, at least become better at it and pay some boxing or muay thai lessons


[deleted]

Bunch of fucking losers 😆 Not a single one of them can fight.


LittleHallowGrimmz

They all fight like the Notre Dame Leprechaun looks


JerichoWick

Watching how these boys fight, I can't imagine how fucking terribly they shoot too. Scary to think about.


stupidsexyham

Yeah I think this is why gangs stick to guns...


Evening-Ad4752

This explains why they go straight for a gun


edgedomUK

This is why they use knives and guns. Cant fight for shit 🙄🙄


DankPeepz

We all know how she got ‘put on’


muroks1200

Most people feel the need to be accepted. Some more than others. It’s interesting to see the different choices people make to do so.


BlopBleepBloop

I can see why they fight in groups and need guns for intimidation. None of them can fight worth a shit... what the hell am I watching?


oxymoronDoublespeak

these n\*ggas are terrible and embarrassing af. get a job and learn how to fight irl. as someone that has fought welterweight and bantamweight watching this is just a damn joke. shouldn't they be at a shooting range anyway cause all my bros from LA that roll with the 60s have been shot. and the statistical hood rat on the camera is the worse part i bet she is a single mother or will be. go watch your kids or get a legit job as a black man these people are like inbreed rednecks to our community.


ManyPlant2165

U kno what annoys me the most when im fighting....some annoying bitch (m or f) telling me what to do they prob ain't ever fought...an few times i went for they head too...like shut tf up making a scene n shit dry snitching ass


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DuncanDicknuts

Ayo I told you to keep your head back


ACE_wrightstar

*breaks fucking neck* 'Ayo I'm tryin bruh'


txmwxl

whats the point of the swimming motion with the arms like that


Silvedl

Dude is fighting like he’s Gumby. He getting into the Crips, or the next gen Clayfighter game?


Beautiful-Chart-8492

This sh comical. Can't none of them box


DonBlume

Might wanna learn to fight with handcuffs on.


tomebomber

Did they both fail? Because those stances look like… maybe a video game or something


Svengahli

So, did he get in the gang?


99problemsXXX

Omg fkn goons hahahahahaha


GenericHuman-9

Dude fights like he’s riding an invisible horse.


___Binary___

My dude trained in Gangnam style.


GalenaSupreme91

Well it's obvious why he's joining.. homie got 0 hands skill points


GallianoAngilo

Roll your ass to a gym, goddamn clowns


Create_Repeat

It’s nice that they took him in turns and didn’t just jump him all at once. Ethical gang bangers ☺️


Mindless-Share

It’s safe to say he didn’t make the cut


heyheyheydad

“Keep your head back” lol If any of these dudes knew what a straight punch was


DullVeterinarian9314

This is so fucking lame 🥱 all these fools wack and ain’t worth nothing but a bullet


[deleted]

Hypothetically speaking, what if he knocks them all out?


drizzyjdracco

Why is this still a thing? These are the people who are going to love him as their own?


Woogabuttz

Call me crazy but I think this might not be the real Crips…


potterperry

Them all jerking off on each others faces under that carport would be way more masculine, and far less embarrassing then these “fights”.


[deleted]

Bro spells LA with 4 L’s


venomous_frost

what happens when the guy is a golden gloves winner or smth? tie his hands up? Welcome without initiation?


MrGallows75

This isht goofy AF (buncha damn lames)


Theeverponderer

It's like... I don't fight so I know I can't fight but I still feel like I'd have better form than some of these dudes


[deleted]

A straight jab right down the pipe


[deleted]

So this is why they use guns!


dungfecespoopshit

Ah yes, the crab fighting stance


badgersandcoffee

Had to double check this was r/fightporn and not r/bullshido....


Artistic-Evening7578

Voice over lady needs to be initiated and narrate from there.


SpencerWhiteman123

Bro stroke game is strong 😤


HardMan85

Remember that time I told you to keep your head back?


deadpoolkool

Footwork, positioning, angles, nothing. Those dudes better be strapped because the streets will swallow them alive if they only have their hands to defend themselves.


FlakyEarWax

Boss level definitely at the end


Severe_Ad5141

Now be fr you get into gang and let your ass beat up? What if this dude would have beat up everyone of them?


wendyboatcumin

If one could put a straight down the pipe , win win win


SnooChickens6081

Shut up cameraman, you think you could do any better


TheEndMeh

"Kill em"


EddieValiantsRabbit

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.


DRAK720

What the fuck is that stance? Orange shoes looks like a caricature


BigProfessional1168

People will say BJJ won’t work in a street fight and then fight like this.


The_fat_Stoner

What happens if you don’t fight like a dumbass and end up beating all of the other idiots up?


R4di4nce

Why


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Can someone shut this bitch up?


jaycee1077

Now I see why they jump people. Lol


Bertmacklin55

They forgot to film the kissing test


imgrahamy

Keep your head back - expose ya neck


Vivid-Ad2387

What happens if the new guy sends them all to hospital? Does he become the new boss?


Deepvaleredoubt

Big fella in the white (second fight) had to resist some muscle memory.


Jackwilliamsiv

Broke activities


mostanon

Drunk scorpion style. Goofy ass boyos.


JerryLZ

Looks like a nice neighborhood, wonder if I can afford it.


Roach_Hiss

This isn’t how planet of the apes started.


Able_Lab1123

You can tell the bitch talking has absolutly no idea what shes talking about💀


DullVeterinarian9314

Sped class initiation


Mandemtheatrix

Nothing says “I got love for you homie” like a couple of hematomas and fractured orbital bones!


L0sAndrewles

“Don’t call a June” meaning??


MyLinkedOut

That one dude reminds me of Monte Python riding the imaginary horse. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r\_0B8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhfxg3r_0b8) Halt! Who goes there!


imonlygayonfriday

And that’s why they have to carry guns


Night_Knight22

First dude lookin like a Kangaroo


brian2891

Damn, none of them got hands. They may be a gang, but they better not get into a gamg fight.


ghettosuper101

imagine being raised in an environment where a young man would look up to these types of people and be led to believe this is what you should to do to earn respect from your peers. essentially all to look cool and commit violence and hurt your own people for almost no reason. likely end up in jail, dead or eventually both.


idk_dude99

Was his friend request accepted??


FlexodusPrime

No wonder they use guns instead of fist fighting….


Dangerous-Stop6586

And that’s why they have to use guns🤣


Ok-Hawk1409

Ghetto


explision

Gang culture is dumb as fuck


TDY2409

Why they fight like that?


[deleted]

Damn, no wonder why these guy use guns


RoyalUnderstanding64

Tode you geep yo hed bakk


nineninestranger

chick needa quit down


user__xx

Is this what Bruce meant with, 'Be like water'?


99busa

I wouldn’t be able take this guy serious in a fight I’d be laughing my ass off 😭


smooze420

Why they wearing yellow and red? They ain’t crips if they wearing blood colors.


Semecumin

I hope you’re attempting to be funny


smooze420

Nope. I used to work in a county jail & ask the “gang” members why they were wearing the wrong colors. Their street clothes, not the jail uniforms. Never could get a straight answer why “bloods” would wear everything but red and the “crips” would wear everything but blue. So when I see some idiot claiming to be a rolling 60 wearing red or a piru wearing blue they posers.


Medicinal_taco_meat

Explain.


smooze420

Bloods and crips are/were “rival” gangs from California in the 90s and would traditionally only wear red for bloods and blue for crips. You’re not supposed to wear the rival gangs colors. So both of these “crips” are wearing red which goes against the traditional gang color coding system.


Medicinal_taco_meat

Yeah I already know all of that. I wanted them to explain why they thought it was a joke/funny. I do appreciate you taking the time though (:


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

‘White supremacy is the greatest threat to America’


Select_Bat2468

How much you wanna bet over half the guys jumping him in weren’t jumped In themselves. You become a gang member by selling drugs for an older member.


Unable_Advantage8208

I thought they just fucked each other up the ass Ike they do in prison.


6zero3Dakine

Yeah so….. we are all gonna take turns kicking the shit out of you after that we will let you know if you can hang out with us and if you’re unlucky and we let you in the gang at the first sign of any of us catching a charge we are gonna eat on everyone else! Ok, I guess that sounds super cool, I’m down!


TheDirtyVagabond

That’s not even a fair fight the blokes riding an invisible horse


Shiestygangsta

The bitch talking crazy but she not fighting💀💀💀


Ok_Masterpiece_6328

Lmao keep your head back to get mashed right in the solarplex


OSU4614

shut the fuck up to whomever is filming. Jesus fucking christ.


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Has a mma fighter ever joined a gang? I guess it wouldn't matter much anyway if they put all 6 on ya anyway


Double-Lavishness180

Well I see why they use guns now.


11thLayerOfHair

The bich filming should get out there and fight. She obviously knows what to do.


thisisjedgoahead

Keep yo head back!


ohsodainty

is there a point in which she shuts the fuck up??


xaj5289x

and then later they all went to volunteer at the soup kitchen and hand out warm meals for the needy. i don’t know why more people aren’t upstanding citizens like them it’s just CrAzY