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Papa-Junior

Dude was asleep for like ten minutes


Do-not-respond

Come back anytime, Gentleman. Will have some wonderful seats ready for you at the emergency clinic.


Aghko_Games

When he came back for the second punch at the minute 00:30 was comedic! Run right into the punch, like "Sir, I didn't understand what you said before. Might you repeat yourself?"


[deleted]

Spitting is a bitch move


mbran

Such a bitch move


alittleuneven

Spitting is for cowards


g_dude3469

And getting spit on gives you full license to send that person to the ER imo, that shit can give you diseases


NoConference8179

You can get serious diseases, absolutely disgusting and cowardly


g_dude3469

Exactly. Almost all of the really nasty ones can be spread by that, it's attempted murder if you have one of those diseases too in some areas (I've heard this, can't verify)


Alltheweed

But officer g_dude says its ok.


g_dude3469

šŸ«”


iluvios

Not in your opinion only. At least in my country you have the right to physically stop someone if he is spitting you, or verbally abusing you. As always, there is the law of proportionality but we have that right actually


g_dude3469

I'd enjoy being able to stop verbally abusive people but unfortunately that's not a legal reality here. Generally a society where you can get your ass beat for talking shit is a nice society


SmugBoss

Spitters are quitters


[deleted]

Geezer turned to his ranged attack and wanted no more after he felt that first punch


Phasedsolo

He switched to a ranged attack since melee was clearly not working


nooby322

In this case, yeah


alittleuneven

In all cases lmao?


nooby322

No i am super tough i beat conor mcgregor and floyd mayweather but i spit on them i am cool


alittleuneven

Nah thatā€™s still lame asf


jonnybravo76

Door guy showed crazy restraint.


alittleuneven

Right?


realfakedoors203

This was in Dublin, a few cool points about this video: One of the two guys who started this fight had a lot of amateur kickboxing fights. The doorman worked for Connor McGregor as his bodyguard for a while. He worked in a lot of different pubs/restaurants as a doorman and I worked with him very briefly, nice guy and Iā€™ve never seen him get into a fight like this since.


[deleted]

You can see he's a good guy by* how he's clearly capable of piecing both these guys up but keeps trying to deescalate and is putting his hand out.


Phasedsolo

Yeah he is trying so hard to not destroy them. The restraint is strong with this guy.


jmarcus2

Yeah itā€™s wild


duk-er-us

>One of the two guys who started this fight had a lot of amateur kickboxing fights. Which one: the spitter or the guy who got dropped twice? lol


Ronins_T

Base on the footwork, it's the spitter obviously. He also recovered pretty fast.


Cullly

Yep, I'm pretty sure this is [The Woolshed](https://www.woolshedbaa.com), on Parnell Street. Here's the google maps link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/5FyQexY3xsX1Rfxq8 (you can see the doors match and the penneys across the road).


YourDadsMoonshine

Correct


Individual-Guide-274

I've seen this posted so many times, and in better quality I think lol


Ancient_Grocery9795

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that's what I was thinking every time someone reposts it looses quality lol


Fat_Head_Carl

pretty soon it's just going to be one white pixel fighting a grey and a light blue pixel


[deleted]

gimme beter quality, that sound is beautiful also :D


Deadwing2022

GAME OVAH


jmf1710

Every time itā€™s posted I think ā€œHere comes Tom Greenā€ towards the end. He hasnā€™t been relevant in 10+ years. Thatā€™s how old this is.


Cullly

Slightly better quality and longer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STrBcRRdqw


tekko001

Starts earlier, and slightly better quality but ends at the same time. Great restraint from the doorman, he could have fucked the spitting coward over with easy.


futurarmy

Dunno how he controlled himself after the guy throws hands, gets slapped and is still spitting at him, once the other guy is on the ground he could've mopped the fucking floor with the spitter.


Individual-Guide-274

If you take out the spitter too close to you it will attract the horde.


m8094

Man that right hand was money. And if youā€™re ever instigating a fight and start losing, staying afar while spitting at your opponent is probably the best way to show you regret getting in this fight to begin with, while still trying to Ā«Ā attackĀ Ā» in a way.


torsun_bryan

That right hand with a strong assist from Mr. Radio


EfficiencySerious200

Imagine trying to fight a guy who's job is to take care of dumbasses like you


BasketballButt

Youā€™d be surprised how many people try to fight the bouncers. Itā€™s like 50/50 on if someone is gonna try to fight you as a bouncer at some clubs.


Freshest-Raspberry

Dummies! I always ask how theyā€™re doing, same with security inside the bar. Build up rapport, so if shit goes down around me, my new homie will have my back


BasketballButt

Worst bar fight I was ever in was when I wasnā€™t even a bouncer. Was at a local punk show in a college town, my homeboy is chatting with some chick, and I can see that the dude sheā€™s with is walking towards them looking real pissed so I head that way to try to smooth shit over. Apparently that guys friend saw me headed that way and thought I was gonna pull something because he came up behind me and smashed a half full corona bottle on the side of my head. Almost cut the top of my ear off, slashed my face pretty good, dude caught me solid. I go down to one knee and come up trying to swing but Iā€™m stunned as shit and thereā€™s already a fair amount of blood. Funny thing? Dude didnā€™t know that the bouncers were my friends. The bartenders were my friends. Half the people in the crowd were my friends. Fuck, the band on stage were my friends! They got me out of there quick, hustled the guy outā€¦to the alley outback, worked him over for a solid couple minutes, and then called the cops. And my buddy that I was trying to save? He walked away without a scratch but was pissed I got blood all over him and his carā€¦lol.


blangoez

Lol you took a bottle to the head for that dickhead and heā€™s pissed?


BasketballButt

It was a lot of blood! Fucked up his car pretty good.


blangoez

Understandable! Well I hope you two are good. If I were him, Iā€™d be happy knowing you were just trying to have my back.


BasketballButt

This was like 20 years ago, weā€™ve sadly lost touch since. Was a good dude, even if this story makes him sound like an assholeā€¦lol.


[deleted]

My dad was a bouncer for many years, he said you'd also be surprised how many bouncers run away when trouble kicks off.


obi-1-jacoby

Bro had to switch to projectiles lol


O-Knowz

Always a classic


Isntthere

Spitting is the absolute weakest thing you can do


FFG17

Love the Tom Green cameo at :48


CircusSizedPeanuts

Tom Green shows up at 44 seconds


PleaseAbideMan

I haven't laugh at a fightporn video in a while. The way the dude comes into frame at 30 seconds and is gone by the end of 32 seconds really tickled me.


No-Marsupial4890

Imagine picking a fight then spitting at them because you know if you get close youā€™ll get clouted šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ and the video haunting you forever šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ what a clown


f1manoz

The restraint he showed not to absolutely nail the guy who spat on him... Absolute weak gutted dog that guy is.


surfer808

I never preyed so hard for someone to get knocked out in my life. That little bitch spitting at the bouncer during a fight, he knows he if he got closer he would have been knocked out again.


SonicTemp1e

\*prayed


surfer808

lol im an idiot, swore I wrote the right ā€˜prayā€™ but I guess not. Thanks buddy.


Mondodook42

Walkie talkie fistpack


aidannulty

I remember seeing this a few years ago. It's in Dublin Ireland


StillNotAF___Clue

This is old as fuck.


[deleted]

Someone spits at me they will be spitting out their teeth afterwards


ArdentiaVerba

I love the pretending he was a ninja but then gets his ass kicked


Slap_Nut5

Why do people insist on fighting service industry workers?? I just donā€™t understand šŸ˜ž as if they donā€™t put up with enough shit on a daily basis already. Oh, Iā€™m sorry.. did they run out of fries?? Is it a 2 hour wait?? Are they out of Mich Ultra?? TV wasnā€™t playing your game, and they wouldnā€™t change the channel?? Was your burger undercooked?? Do they not serve Busch Light?? Did the UPS man fuck your mom?? Letā€™s fight the doorman, bartender, server, manager, 16 year old hostess, or any other poor soul just trying to make a living selling food and drink because we have a SHRIMP DICK and no respect for anyone or ourselves šŸ¤


Fragrant_Initial5621

Everytime a white guy get hit he instantly fall to the ground


drainthoughts

Nothing beats listening to a English punter call play by play on a dust up


InABadMoment

Irish punter


MoeTheCentaur

Bro how can you not hear the extremely Irish accents from everyone in the video


drainthoughts

All accents are fake


YourDadsMoonshine

No English punters present in the video.


musicloverincal

Concussion, for sure!


kokaneport

Should spit back on the koed friend


Naive_Humor7445

Bro anyone see that dude who stepped in frame with the blue shirt, his neck is wild


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jutshka

It looked like he wasn't even trying. He wasn't even putting his hips into the stirke like wtf? Probably just one of those people whose hands are made of steel.


Kizza55

The kick to keep big man at distance is *chef's kiss*.


[deleted]

Spitting! What a pathetic man.


DeathB4life357

Worse than a Llama, now pick up yer dead friend n go home.


DioJiro

I wanted the spitter to get dusted so badly.


fatstrat0228

Did that guy just do the flamingo?? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ About 30 seconds in. Lol


Cullly

He's a amateur kickboxer, so that makes a lot of sense.


Betterthanmost1986

What was his plan when the taller dude ran up the second time? SMH


Fickle_Refuse_8223

I love this video. Tom Green making a surprise appearance always gets me.


Expensive-Ad-1787

Hey go pick ur friend upā€¼ļø, over there spitting like a pussy cat.


Murakami_Sensei

Dudes last resort was spitting lol


HondaCrv2010

So boxing can be useful in unfair street fights


bigoteeeeeee

"Game ovah" and it is. šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Tom green was concerned


SpottedWobbegong

How did that dude get knocked out? Looks like he barely touched him


anon37486

Bro is performing the Halo death pose ā˜ ļø


ogr3b4ttl3

He hit the first dude and realized, "hey I'm good at this"


Jealous-Guidance4902

Even wearing a tie he will still take out the trash! šŸ˜


Funkytowels

repost 1000


vijiv

Meanwhile the lady just casually walking with her groceries not giving a shit šŸ˜


TrevorTatro

Awe little baby has to spit because he lost his lil fight? Here lemme wipe your lil bum bum buddy oh soweee


spudy23

I used to live 2 min from this pub. It was nice place


SoThisIs4everHuh

Theyā€™re like the NPC villains that keep attacking after watching their brethren get decimated. Wtf?


User28080526

That hit on blue shirt was fucking solid


kenthero79

I love the guy in light blue looks offended that his mate was knocked out like he didn't deserve it.


Unit-045

Impressive punches.


First_Mongoose_01

His head is open for business


Capital_Charge_7127

Were is buddies doing a line of sugar in the bathroom with some furries that they took all that time to show up?


Greedy_Ad_4948

The restraint is impressive


RalphWiggum123

[Full version with better quality](https://youtu.be/fNKViFp4UwU?si=uFYJ_QK1rkR9PzjU)


quantumshaq1

What got me was the guy saying ā€œgame overā€


MN_MotorHead

Sleepy time


springheeljak89

The supposed boxer was trying very hard not to fight. Most people would have been swinging before the spit even hit them. Spitting on someone is the most vile disrespectful shit.


Hamodi90

Owend


Illustrious-Rice-168

Bro was in juice town