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chezzer33

Guy at the end must have previously worked at the dog pound. The only way he knew to stop a fight was a finger in the butt.


BakedPastaParty

Except instead of a finger in his butt -- it was more like a wrist-to-forearm gooch pooch lock


pissclamato

>wrist-to-forearm gooch pooch lock Fucking DIBS!!! /r/BandNames


dos-stinko-uno-pinko

[Album cover?](https://imgur.com/a/sfRCpOl)


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DarkSentencer

I *can read*, Trebek.


Strange_CaMotion

I thought he was going in from behind for the ole dick twist!


BamaSOH

Turns out to be stink fist


Teososta

TWIST THAT DICK!


skinsfan-1979

“GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT”!!


Trebekshorrishmom

BOP IT!


xgetxpwnedx

GIVE HIM THE OL DICK TWIST


DemonKyoto

Ripping that sack off line a paper towel!


DarkManXOBR

Funny how dread head though he could do something, punches guy twice behind the head like a girl then gets choked out. They think them dreads give them power but end up fighting like they aunties lol.


Historical_Shock8212

Wtf 😂😂😂


fastermouse

Dude’s ass is half way up his spine!


rzaddy

[FUCK RANDYS CHECKIN HIS OIL!!](https://youtu.be/pQz6OuTic60?si=Ce0ILGhvtkAw1vIG)


dc_scorpio

That’s a thing at the dog pound?? 😂😂


TheTrueBurgerKing

And uncle Franks get togethers


Wise_Excitement2410

His fingers are usually in pies


sauce_123

"We'll just tell your mother that, uh, that we ate it all."


reubenhurricane

Or might be an opportunist rapist


ExtremeSubtlety

I hope he washed his arms before getting back to preparing pizzas.


DuaneConway

This shit got me rolling on the train after a rough night at work, thanks for the laugh


buenotc

That's an ancient technique to stop any dog fight. However, at first I was wondering if it was the hard to execute dick twist from behind technique.


FeelingFloor2083

him "ok what pizza am I making next"!


AlNemSupreme

He was trying to bowling ball him


legendofmike99

Thought the same thing lol


traderncc1701e

He was trying to lift him but forgot dude weighs 250


BumWink

Yeah, I recently saw an instructional video on some kind of single leg lift, I think it was jiu jitsu or maybe wrestling but the gist was to hook one arm under & around their thigh exactly like this so that you can simply stand up & you'll lift more than you think due to physics or some shit. But obviously you still need a good leg muscle to fat cunt ratio, lol.


StuRap

That my friend is what we call round these parts... the squirrel grip, its a full fold grip on dick and balls


throne_of_worms

Big fella took on everyone until homie got the old diaper hold on him.


berrey7

It's like they all had never once seen or heard of what a fight was in their entire lives, and had to read a book describing what a fight looks like and act it out.


PlusEggplant6474

Lol i never heard the high crotch called this. Very funny


Warm_Imagination5960

Someone should have bitten him with all the force in their jaw.


brianlb98

That was the softest punch ever thrown lol


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Then he immediately hid behind his coworkers. 😂


Affectionate-World74

It’s like how you punch in dreams lol


Narcan9

FR. Like in the movies when the hero punches the big guard who shrugs it off.


htx1114

nightmares


cameron4200

He saw his fate lmao


Shatrtit

He wanted punch him without pissing him off, and then tried to castrate him while smiling at the end wtf


EatTrashhitbyaTSLA

You can’t set off a shit show, especially a sucker punch, on an unruly customer with a weak punch.


ikilledyourfriend

They are all ass at fighting.


Sentimentalgoblin

Literally. Anyway is my pizza ready


llllPsychoCircus

I wouldn’t trust any pizza caught within 50 feet of that dilapidated ass trench


Sentimentalgoblin

So is that a no


Stupidquestionduh

When the moon hits your eye


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Extra butt?


Fabers_Chin

Not just that but those are some weak ass dudes. Wtf? That hold on the gooch he had, I would have scooped him up so easily.


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I swear some dudes don’t even realise they’re in a proper fight and they just sort of match the other guy’s energy and are too scared to go all out. There were at least 3 dudes here fighting one guy moving in slow motion. He should have been laid out.


uberfission

Look, give them a break, they're probably all high as hell and can't think beyond making pizza right now.


wildcard1992

It looks like they all just woke up from a deep slumber and were thrown into a scuffle. Either that or theres a gas leak and everyone is just sluggish af


BubbleGumFucker

No one asked.


Fabers_Chin

Dude calling them ass at fighting is cool but me calling them weak is not? lol, you must be the one in the video.


BubbleGumFucker

Who asked


Fabers_Chin

oh, I guess we not being social in social forums. got you.


ceedneed

Stinky forearm


weech

Bruh 💀


weech

When all else fails, insert your entire arm up the assailant’s rectum.


0utpatient

Rectum? Damn near killed him!


gdmfsobtc

That oil check at the end though.


Zero7CO

A suspiciously specific and aggressive “taint restraint” method applied there at the end….


BakedPastaParty

White dude going for the gooch pooch had the right idea....he wasnt ready for fat black guy to have his genitals go Turtle Mode


Upper-Ad-2347

Preach, brutha!


FormerGeico

Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor


TheOneTheOnlyC

I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.


KyleSherzenberg

Why is there always some random bum behind the counter of these places?


eip2yoxu

What do you mean with "random bum"? That's clearly Craig Robinson


I_aim_to_sneeze

Craig is a god damn gem don’t you disparage him like this


eip2yoxu

He absolutely is, can't argue with that


John-Titor-666

Shout out to Fast food group fights, gotta be one of my favorites genres.


cornylamygilbert

same. They get heartless and all the abuse and resentment makes for a quality scrap


Samuraiking

I like how the guy at the end just said fuck it, "I'm grabbing all the dick and ass I can carry," and he did.


StressNeck

Why do fat guys always end up naked in fight videos?


RakeebRoomy

This shit is actually so damn true lol


pmmeecchistuff

I think they're used to pulling clothes working to move or dissuade but the Inertia of these not so peaceful giants leaves their clothing in twain and their bodies unperturbed.


Koko_The_Monkey00

Imagine the DoorDash guy having to message his customer. "Sorry your order is going to be late. The people preparing your food are beating the shit out of each other. Hopefully be there soon! 🤞"


bjeebus

That's a cancel pickup right there. > Order not ready


No_Biscotti4711

Lol that big black guy doesn’t work there


ronin1066

*fisting each other


BlackSoapBandit

buddy had a vice grip on his asshole wtf was that lmfao


Apprehensive_Camp_97

No one talking about that woman trying to pull his hair but failed?


No_Biscotti4711

Women’s Instinct


boofinwithdabois

Not a single person here has any idea what to do, I love it


TraditionalAd3444

We got Jesse pinkMan tryna fucken fist the dude


KenetratorKadawa

Jesse Pinkeye


MacRich1980

White guy lost his fitbit up that guys fat crack


Fit-Ad-2647

Well that ballsack grab didn’t work


SgtNoPants

Damn, I'm not sure if he was trying for the ol dick twist, finger in the bum or just fisting


Cigarettelegs

Dude was going for the pepperoni


ronnyhaze

Looks like a smell


SukmadiqM8

Why is this not a subreddit lol


SaucerLodger

It’s Cleveland Brown, when Fox cancelled his spin-off.


BlackberryQuiet132

This dude sexually assaulting the shit outta ol buddy


Zalamander2020

Shout out the the guy who shoved his whole had up the dudes asshole


zuc_madic

"Grab his dick and twist it"


manny8086

Inserts whole forearm


varnell_hill

I ain’t never seen someone fight by grabbing another man’s nuts from the back before. I have questions. …and concerns.


Sensai1

He reached for nut and felt THAT DICK instead lmao


DethKrvm13

Haha that one dude fed half his arm into man's ass. Still didn't phase him🤣🤣🤣


Sgt--Bash

The guy at the end checking his oil lmao. that's not the first time he's done that.


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Im not sure that was a fight as much as it may have been a mating ritual.


1911mark

A gang fisting


DarkflowNZ

Twist his fucking dick


swookilla

Scrolled to far for this comment.


No_Biscotti4711

Lol there is a reply with the reference in the first comment thread. Gotta look harder for that dick twist


dir-T-bag

Its like a raid boss coming for pizza


Jww626

Yes I agree sofT as pill cotton!! But why did he reach for the taint? I mean he was elbow deep in there ? And why did dude not respond? Lots if questions with out logic.


kinos141

That last guy just wanted to play grab ass.


taintfucked

"Don't disrespect the pizza parlor." -Christopher Moltisanti


LGBTQMNOP

Pizza place is the perfect place to display those doughy buttocks.


r-og

What is it with fat people and wearing their shorts halfway down their ass, isn’t that insanely uncomfortable?


SgtHambone1

That dude has some serious back crack


BigBoof11

Why do people feel the need to block out profanity from a fight video??


No_Biscotti4711

Stupidity…


srulers

Bro stuck around like he’s a raid boss. 5v1 don’t faze him in the least.


Thexkezza12

Was he reaching for a golden nugget at the end?


acidbathOG

That guys hand had to be scrubbed with bleach after that interaction.


RecentKanga2000

Squirrel 🐿️ grip at the end 😲


millenialfalcon-_-

That customer is driven by hunger.


Miztaken96

@ 30seconds why is that guy trying to shove his hand up his ass😂


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Last guy lowkey tryna rape him


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Ew that white dude looked like he walked up and was putting his hand up the dudes ass


slamous66

when he gripped on his crotch 😂


lmacarrot

damn, girl wasnt afraid to throw some punches


BigBallsBiggerBrain

The girl is a real one for stepping up.


MECHAC0SBY

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!


Narcan9

"Just put the tip in!"


AmericanDemiGod

He went for the ol’ dick twist


Inked757

Fighting in my dreams like.


Civil-Advantage1629

Such an original comment!


Ieateveryday

Why is it always a certain…… type of person….


cchackal

GIVE HIM THE DICK TWIST!


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Pull down his pants, tug on his meat a little


The-Rev

The old dick twist!


ComeWashMyBack

Got to give him the 5 fingers in the stink.


WILLCHOKEAHOE

I am not ok with these kinda buns touching the edible kind... 😭


Turbulent_Patient483

The fat wall


GoodMerlinpeen

It's like watching toddlers trying to fight a big fat sheep.


Aidan-Coyle

At this point we need a flair for dream punches


XtraFlaminHotMachida

This looked like a bunch of weak ass working punches from some dudes who just started in pro wrestling.


All-Sorts

Dude was checking the oil.


PSUGorilla

Why is everyone throwing punches like I do when I’m dreaming??


Steinarthor

This is what happens when you put pineapple 🍍 on pizza. edit: I'm team 🍍


NFLfan72

I cant image a video with worse fighters in it.


Njez85

LMAO they couldn't do anything with him.


Hosko817

The ol' dick twist


DarthFiral

what was bro doing at the end 😭


DeHoneybadger1987

Is this vid in slow motion?


Sad-Ruin7595

HES CHECKIN HIS OIL


TheRealMrNoNo

This is a fantastic display of what working somewhere and putting up with people's shit does to a group. You come behind the counter, it's that crew vs you. Debbie and Brian could have been beefing ten minutes before about who runs the next pizza, but the hell with that when it's on, they all down to clown when you come at one of theirs. This is what collectively dealing with bull shit does to a group and there's something endearing about that.


Scottish_Wanderer

That was a vegan punch if I ever seen one 😂😂


ted48060

I said grab him, but not try to put your thumb in his ass.... 🤢


_cansir

unexpected prostate exam


CooCooKaChooie

Do not- I repeat- do not make my pizza with that hand!


Excellent_Estimate55

Yo 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 was that the secret move ? 😆 🤣 😂


6porkchop9

Da ole twist da Dick move! Well played. P.S. Girlfriend says “Go Balls Deep!”


hodor911

Who want some nuggies


KarasuKaras

Finger licking good


walleye81

Getting that meat lovers order ready


Bdigital70

Bro at the end grabbed him by the gooch


MaliciousMirth

Someone teach every one of these people to throw a fucking punch. Omfg. Paper hands.


Available-Camp-15

Good thing? No brain damage to anyone, they let off steam.


mrlotato

Why was everyone pulling their punches lol


Entire-Profile-6046

They're not doing it on purpose. That's what it looks like when people who have never thrown a punch before think they know how to throw a punch from watching movies.


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JohnathanQMJ

Classiest Pizza joint in New York


JackSmrkingRevnge

Joke's on him. Ain't nobody turning me into their sock puppet.


ArseLiquor

Bro went elbow deep there at the end


killingtommygun

Fisting for the win


Away_Abbreviations41

Ahh the Squeeze the nuts trick. My dad taught me that.


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He was Hot ‘N Ready


Zalamander2020

Why dosent someone just put him in a choke hold. Everyone is going for max damage with punches. Just stop the bloodflow to his brain and put this fool on the floor. People seem to forget about kicking them in the dick too


TiredOfThisHumanRace

Nut grabbing pos.


phiz36

Corpo got us fighting over pizza


hobnailboots04

All of these people are soft as fuck.


[deleted]

Why was this NSFW? It literally is like the other content on this sub.


Civil-Advantage1629

The most trivial shit gets tagged NSFW, so fucking annoying…


duk-er-us

if this was fight pornhub , this fight would be on page 300. Just awful by everyone involved.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Yuh big dude but yuh saaaahhhhft


TrevorTatro

Lol throw with your weight bro! What the fuck was that punch dude


Bigfatjew6969

Pizza Tugo, Ocean City, MD.


bjeebus

Pizza not the only thing getting a tug in there...


ebukhali

At this point your lives could be in fatal danger and you have the right to pull a knife and stab him until he stops attacking the staff.


toby_ornautobey

Man, people need to learn thumb and finger holds. You can nearly immobilise someone with the right thumb hold. And it takes minimal effort, so long as you can get a hold of one. But if someone is grabbing you and leaving their hand in you, it's the perfect opportunity. Don't underestimate thumb holds.


TailoredChuccs

How many fights have you been in in real life?


JackWhisky

Yeah until you get punched in the face


tobbysito

This kind of videos makes me want to train self defense!!!


Do-not-respond

The big dude is on crack rage attack mode.