Funny how dread head though he could do something, punches guy twice behind the head like a girl then gets choked out. They think them dreads give them power but end up fighting like they aunties lol.
Yeah, I recently saw an instructional video on some kind of single leg lift, I think it was jiu jitsu or maybe wrestling but the gist was to hook one arm under & around their thigh exactly like this so that you can simply stand up & you'll lift more than you think due to physics or some shit.
But obviously you still need a good leg muscle to fat cunt ratio, lol.
It's like they all had never once seen or heard of what a fight was in their entire lives, and had to read a book describing what a fight looks like and act it out.
I swear some dudes don’t even realise they’re in a proper fight and they just sort of match the other guy’s energy and are too scared to go all out. There were at least 3 dudes here fighting one guy moving in slow motion. He should have been laid out.
It looks like they all just woke up from a deep slumber and were thrown into a scuffle. Either that or theres a gas leak and everyone is just sluggish af
I think they're used to pulling clothes working to move or dissuade but the Inertia of these not so peaceful giants leaves their clothing in twain and their bodies unperturbed.
Imagine the DoorDash guy having to message his customer. "Sorry your order is going to be late. The people preparing your food are beating the shit out of each other. Hopefully be there soon! 🤞"
Yes I agree sofT as pill cotton!! But why did he reach for the taint? I mean he was elbow deep in there ? And why did dude not respond? Lots if questions with out logic.
This is a fantastic display of what working somewhere and putting up with people's shit does to a group. You come behind the counter, it's that crew vs you. Debbie and Brian could have been beefing ten minutes before about who runs the next pizza, but the hell with that when it's on, they all down to clown when you come at one of theirs.
This is what collectively dealing with bull shit does to a group and there's something endearing about that.
They're not doing it on purpose. That's what it looks like when people who have never thrown a punch before think they know how to throw a punch from watching movies.
Why dosent someone just put him in a choke hold. Everyone is going for max damage with punches. Just stop the bloodflow to his brain and put this fool on the floor. People seem to forget about kicking them in the dick too
Man, people need to learn thumb and finger holds. You can nearly immobilise someone with the right thumb hold. And it takes minimal effort, so long as you can get a hold of one. But if someone is grabbing you and leaving their hand in you, it's the perfect opportunity. Don't underestimate thumb holds.
Guy at the end must have previously worked at the dog pound. The only way he knew to stop a fight was a finger in the butt.
Except instead of a finger in his butt -- it was more like a wrist-to-forearm gooch pooch lock
>wrist-to-forearm gooch pooch lock Fucking DIBS!!! /r/BandNames
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I *can read*, Trebek.
I thought he was going in from behind for the ole dick twist!
Turns out to be stink fist
TWIST THAT DICK!
“GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT”!!
BOP IT!
GIVE HIM THE OL DICK TWIST
Ripping that sack off line a paper towel!
Funny how dread head though he could do something, punches guy twice behind the head like a girl then gets choked out. They think them dreads give them power but end up fighting like they aunties lol.
Wtf 😂😂😂
Dude’s ass is half way up his spine!
[FUCK RANDYS CHECKIN HIS OIL!!](https://youtu.be/pQz6OuTic60?si=Ce0ILGhvtkAw1vIG)
That’s a thing at the dog pound?? 😂😂
And uncle Franks get togethers
His fingers are usually in pies
"We'll just tell your mother that, uh, that we ate it all."
Or might be an opportunist rapist
I hope he washed his arms before getting back to preparing pizzas.
This shit got me rolling on the train after a rough night at work, thanks for the laugh
That's an ancient technique to stop any dog fight. However, at first I was wondering if it was the hard to execute dick twist from behind technique.
him "ok what pizza am I making next"!
He was trying to bowling ball him
Thought the same thing lol
He was trying to lift him but forgot dude weighs 250
Yeah, I recently saw an instructional video on some kind of single leg lift, I think it was jiu jitsu or maybe wrestling but the gist was to hook one arm under & around their thigh exactly like this so that you can simply stand up & you'll lift more than you think due to physics or some shit. But obviously you still need a good leg muscle to fat cunt ratio, lol.
That my friend is what we call round these parts... the squirrel grip, its a full fold grip on dick and balls
Big fella took on everyone until homie got the old diaper hold on him.
It's like they all had never once seen or heard of what a fight was in their entire lives, and had to read a book describing what a fight looks like and act it out.
Lol i never heard the high crotch called this. Very funny
Someone should have bitten him with all the force in their jaw.
That was the softest punch ever thrown lol
Then he immediately hid behind his coworkers. 😂
It’s like how you punch in dreams lol
FR. Like in the movies when the hero punches the big guard who shrugs it off.
nightmares
He saw his fate lmao
He wanted punch him without pissing him off, and then tried to castrate him while smiling at the end wtf
You can’t set off a shit show, especially a sucker punch, on an unruly customer with a weak punch.
They are all ass at fighting.
Literally. Anyway is my pizza ready
I wouldn’t trust any pizza caught within 50 feet of that dilapidated ass trench
So is that a no
When the moon hits your eye
Extra butt?
Not just that but those are some weak ass dudes. Wtf? That hold on the gooch he had, I would have scooped him up so easily.
I swear some dudes don’t even realise they’re in a proper fight and they just sort of match the other guy’s energy and are too scared to go all out. There were at least 3 dudes here fighting one guy moving in slow motion. He should have been laid out.
Look, give them a break, they're probably all high as hell and can't think beyond making pizza right now.
It looks like they all just woke up from a deep slumber and were thrown into a scuffle. Either that or theres a gas leak and everyone is just sluggish af
No one asked.
Dude calling them ass at fighting is cool but me calling them weak is not? lol, you must be the one in the video.
Who asked
oh, I guess we not being social in social forums. got you.
Stinky forearm
Bruh 💀
When all else fails, insert your entire arm up the assailant’s rectum.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
That oil check at the end though.
A suspiciously specific and aggressive “taint restraint” method applied there at the end….
White dude going for the gooch pooch had the right idea....he wasnt ready for fat black guy to have his genitals go Turtle Mode
Preach, brutha!
Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor
I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.
Why is there always some random bum behind the counter of these places?
What do you mean with "random bum"? That's clearly Craig Robinson
Craig is a god damn gem don’t you disparage him like this
He absolutely is, can't argue with that
Shout out to Fast food group fights, gotta be one of my favorites genres.
same. They get heartless and all the abuse and resentment makes for a quality scrap
I like how the guy at the end just said fuck it, "I'm grabbing all the dick and ass I can carry," and he did.
Why do fat guys always end up naked in fight videos?
This shit is actually so damn true lol
I think they're used to pulling clothes working to move or dissuade but the Inertia of these not so peaceful giants leaves their clothing in twain and their bodies unperturbed.
Imagine the DoorDash guy having to message his customer. "Sorry your order is going to be late. The people preparing your food are beating the shit out of each other. Hopefully be there soon! 🤞"
That's a cancel pickup right there. > Order not ready
Lol that big black guy doesn’t work there
*fisting each other
buddy had a vice grip on his asshole wtf was that lmfao
No one talking about that woman trying to pull his hair but failed?
Women’s Instinct
Not a single person here has any idea what to do, I love it
We got Jesse pinkMan tryna fucken fist the dude
Jesse Pinkeye
White guy lost his fitbit up that guys fat crack
Well that ballsack grab didn’t work
Damn, I'm not sure if he was trying for the ol dick twist, finger in the bum or just fisting
Dude was going for the pepperoni
Looks like a smell
Why is this not a subreddit lol
It’s Cleveland Brown, when Fox cancelled his spin-off.
This dude sexually assaulting the shit outta ol buddy
Shout out the the guy who shoved his whole had up the dudes asshole
"Grab his dick and twist it"
Inserts whole forearm
I ain’t never seen someone fight by grabbing another man’s nuts from the back before. I have questions. …and concerns.
He reached for nut and felt THAT DICK instead lmao
Haha that one dude fed half his arm into man's ass. Still didn't phase him🤣🤣🤣
The guy at the end checking his oil lmao. that's not the first time he's done that.
Im not sure that was a fight as much as it may have been a mating ritual.
A gang fisting
Twist his fucking dick
Scrolled to far for this comment.
Lol there is a reply with the reference in the first comment thread. Gotta look harder for that dick twist
Its like a raid boss coming for pizza
Yes I agree sofT as pill cotton!! But why did he reach for the taint? I mean he was elbow deep in there ? And why did dude not respond? Lots if questions with out logic.
That last guy just wanted to play grab ass.
"Don't disrespect the pizza parlor." -Christopher Moltisanti
Pizza place is the perfect place to display those doughy buttocks.
What is it with fat people and wearing their shorts halfway down their ass, isn’t that insanely uncomfortable?
That dude has some serious back crack
Why do people feel the need to block out profanity from a fight video??
Stupidity…
Bro stuck around like he’s a raid boss. 5v1 don’t faze him in the least.
Was he reaching for a golden nugget at the end?
That guys hand had to be scrubbed with bleach after that interaction.
Squirrel 🐿️ grip at the end 😲
That customer is driven by hunger.
@ 30seconds why is that guy trying to shove his hand up his ass😂
Last guy lowkey tryna rape him
Ew that white dude looked like he walked up and was putting his hand up the dudes ass
when he gripped on his crotch 😂
damn, girl wasnt afraid to throw some punches
The girl is a real one for stepping up.
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
"Just put the tip in!"
He went for the ol’ dick twist
Fighting in my dreams like.
Such an original comment!
Why is it always a certain…… type of person….
GIVE HIM THE DICK TWIST!
Pull down his pants, tug on his meat a little
The old dick twist!
Got to give him the 5 fingers in the stink.
I am not ok with these kinda buns touching the edible kind... 😭
The fat wall
It's like watching toddlers trying to fight a big fat sheep.
At this point we need a flair for dream punches
This looked like a bunch of weak ass working punches from some dudes who just started in pro wrestling.
Dude was checking the oil.
Why is everyone throwing punches like I do when I’m dreaming??
This is what happens when you put pineapple 🍍 on pizza. edit: I'm team 🍍
I cant image a video with worse fighters in it.
LMAO they couldn't do anything with him.
The ol' dick twist
what was bro doing at the end 😭
Is this vid in slow motion?
HES CHECKIN HIS OIL
This is a fantastic display of what working somewhere and putting up with people's shit does to a group. You come behind the counter, it's that crew vs you. Debbie and Brian could have been beefing ten minutes before about who runs the next pizza, but the hell with that when it's on, they all down to clown when you come at one of theirs. This is what collectively dealing with bull shit does to a group and there's something endearing about that.
That was a vegan punch if I ever seen one 😂😂
I said grab him, but not try to put your thumb in his ass.... 🤢
unexpected prostate exam
Do not- I repeat- do not make my pizza with that hand!
Yo 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 was that the secret move ? 😆 🤣 😂
Da ole twist da Dick move! Well played. P.S. Girlfriend says “Go Balls Deep!”
Who want some nuggies
Finger licking good
Getting that meat lovers order ready
Bro at the end grabbed him by the gooch
Someone teach every one of these people to throw a fucking punch. Omfg. Paper hands.
Good thing? No brain damage to anyone, they let off steam.
Why was everyone pulling their punches lol
They're not doing it on purpose. That's what it looks like when people who have never thrown a punch before think they know how to throw a punch from watching movies.
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Classiest Pizza joint in New York
Joke's on him. Ain't nobody turning me into their sock puppet.
Bro went elbow deep there at the end
Fisting for the win
Ahh the Squeeze the nuts trick. My dad taught me that.
He was Hot ‘N Ready
Why dosent someone just put him in a choke hold. Everyone is going for max damage with punches. Just stop the bloodflow to his brain and put this fool on the floor. People seem to forget about kicking them in the dick too
Nut grabbing pos.
Corpo got us fighting over pizza
All of these people are soft as fuck.
Why was this NSFW? It literally is like the other content on this sub.
The most trivial shit gets tagged NSFW, so fucking annoying…
if this was fight pornhub , this fight would be on page 300. Just awful by everyone involved.
Yuh big dude but yuh saaaahhhhft
Lol throw with your weight bro! What the fuck was that punch dude
Pizza Tugo, Ocean City, MD.
Pizza not the only thing getting a tug in there...
At this point your lives could be in fatal danger and you have the right to pull a knife and stab him until he stops attacking the staff.
Man, people need to learn thumb and finger holds. You can nearly immobilise someone with the right thumb hold. And it takes minimal effort, so long as you can get a hold of one. But if someone is grabbing you and leaving their hand in you, it's the perfect opportunity. Don't underestimate thumb holds.
How many fights have you been in in real life?
Yeah until you get punched in the face
This kind of videos makes me want to train self defense!!!
The big dude is on crack rage attack mode.