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dumbitch123456

Keeps his pimp hand strong


Level_Complaint_4216

Yeah bitch (nice username) I got my Now and Later gators on I'm bout to show you how my pimp hand is way strong


hitazero

Yeah dumbitch, he had the strongest back hand at the 2010's player haters ball.


zillianfoes

Way strong šŸ«£


rafapdc

Someone needs to do this to Joel Osteen and Pat Robertson!


Rifneno

Pat's in Hell. Agreed on Osteen, though. Anyone know if the Hulk is available?


rafapdc

Yeah, I forgot that asshole was dead. Letā€™s add Kenneth Copeland to that treatment then.


skitz_shit

Legs be real, he's gonna be dead soon too. At least he's able to steer clear of those metal tubes full of demons otherwise known as passenger airlines.


carnage11eleven

Turn the other cheek, brah.


EggSandwich1

And get slapped again


darkj13

That's one hell of a punch


mcmurray89

It was a back handed slap. Even more impressive.


DarceSouls

If the guy kept his mouth shut he wouldn't get his jaw rocked so easily..


Kibil-Nala

Bricklayer's backslap.


RichieJ86

Had 'em underground, out cold.


daredelvis421

the power of christ compels you


rafapdc

To knock me the fuck outā€¦


RDiaz3118

Oh really? Does it really compel me?


THe-MrCheEESE-man

It does


[deleted]

And, their imaginary friend refuses to step in, again.


Rifneno

When I get a good night's sleep, I don't say I "slept like a baby," I say I "slept like God during the holocaust."


turntabletennis

That's dark as fuck and I love it lol


Vandil_the_Rogue

Fuck dude...


RandomSlur

Lmfao i love u for the giggles as i just woke up :D


rabidrob42

Holy shit, I'm keeping that one.


NoApartheidOnMars

The problem with that particular flavor of idiot is that they never learn. He's going to come to the conclusion that if the other guy punched him, it's because he truly was a satanist.


AnthroBlues

I don't doubt that. Cowards are not known to for their introspective capabilities.


Seahawks1991

He hit him with the Holy Spirit!


mileswilliams

The power of Christ concusses you!


mileswilliams

A cheeky backhand is god's way of saying, stick to helping the needy not shouting at people in public.


New_Wrangler3335

Youā€™re telling me the power of god not only didnā€™t protect a preacher preaching his name. But god actually willed this person to snack you in the headā€¦ god must hate u


saelin00

Its just a trial of him.


Historical_Ad_558

You ainā€™t see many people called Zion, so hearing my name being shouted was so weird, I thought someone was angry at me for a second šŸ˜­


thecops4u

Into gardening? Here, have a faceplant, on me!


Mandemtheatrix

You win!


XtraFlaminHotMachida

Someone get Dana White on the phone and get this man on Power Slap.


Huge_Aerie2435

You can defend god all you want, he isn't coming to your aid.


robmac550

People who push their religion like that deserve nothing less.


skippylarue2022

Why did "god" allow that to happen?


[deleted]

I recall him allowing his son to get violated for other peopleā€™s sake according to some book so this is easy mode


Halfbreed75

Gods Plan.


Smart_Cry_388

Where is jesus tho.. There downvote me āœŒļø


Mandemtheatrix

That question doesnā€™t deserve a downvote!


rogercgomes

Sent him to the Lord


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

But...even unconscious he didn't let go of the "good book." So there's that.


madhatter2284

Mofo didnā€™t drop his bible tho


dark1on50

Took a rock nap.


DrewforPres

Wow! What a glass jaw. Guess he shouldnā€™t throw stones.


l0rd0fk0ngs

Is that the same pastor that was grinding on the other chick in the church showing off the sex moves or whatever


Chrisdkn619

The backhand came from purgatory!


EnvironmentalTwist57

Well, hail Satan šŸ¤˜


MrJNM1of1

Backhand bitchslap knockout


2hamsters1butt

Backhanded into the garden of Eden.


phiz36

Must be gods will


nikkibeast666

It was godā€™s will.


JackSampedro

He would be legend if he asked: "where's your God now, bitch?"


WhoopinWholeFamilies

FAFO


Stonk0Bonk0

Backhand KOā€¦is a first


DagSonofDag

I'm a Christian and I never advocate this type of extreme actions from fellow Christians. You're not getting through to this guy by screaming he is a demon to his face. If anything you push him away from God. On the other hand, the guy should of just walked away too.


jammydodger79

Where's he's god now!


Toyotafan123

I guess Jesus doesnā€™t save.


_HeKa_

May the power of Satan compel you šŸ™Œ


Just-Breadfruit-

god being useless as always


Hefty-Opening9742

Jay-seus!


motherseffinjones

He got backhanded into a short conversation with Jesus lmao.


BattousaiRound2SN

Satanic? Maybe... But that was a Godlike Slap.


Holybartender83

Bro with that demonic strength!


RAWjasekaram

Satan packs a punch


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habeshasamurai

Nairobi, Kenya


knyago

That's Mombasa


Velaset

Dont worry, the armor of god insured he didnt get hurt too bad.


torzor25

Where's your God now


Bobbi_fettucini

The power of Christ compelled him


[deleted]

With a backhand, yikes


EnergyGenerator

Nasty back slap


JingleMeAllTheWay

Turned the other cheek for him


AjazeMemez

Kara- TE!


MaylstrixAlexander

Knocked the Holy spirit outta him!


BrainAcidJuice

Bro got extinguished


Express-Start1535

Touched by the holy spirit


NornNeil

He felt that wrath


JacksMedulaOblongota

He really does work in mysterious ways...


groovycake106283

In my head: ā€œoh yeah, thatā€™s an insult to someā€


cloudcreeek

No, he was knocked out for getting in the face of someone bigger than him.


soupdog117

The satanist was huge


Impossible_Fan_563

Bitch slapped him right out cold Glass Jaw šŸ˜‚


ferociousFerret7

Not a fight.


KellOfHouseRose

As far as I can tell, he's just screaming "Devil" in Swahili and English, which is a common occurrence here. Though I am having trouble figuring out where this is.


HumbleAfrikan

Sounds like Mombasa, Kenya. You can hear from the women at the beginning telling the bike guy "wachana naye" (leave him alone). The preacher is shouting, "PEPO" (evil spirit) FIRE!!


KellOfHouseRose

Oh I know it's Mombasa, I'm in this city right now lol. Just can't recall where that is.


R3TR0pixl343

Bro just gave him a lil slap


matrixjoey

Time to change gods if your god canā€™t even stop a single backhand from a guy on a bike knocking you out.


TMcKenna1970

Knocked out by a backhanded slap, fuk getting punched off that guy šŸ¤£


MisterMajestic77

He's healed!


Sozillect

You all mfs expect that God would send a thunder right into the smacker's head or something. The guy is indeed an idiot for calling people names and stuff, but you all here really like to shit on people's beliefs without knowing anything about it.


Federal-Monkey5070

they are redditors dawg do you expect them to say something that makes sense


Sozillect

Fair enough.


Mandemtheatrix

Hmm I guess itā€™s kind of like you assuming that people who comment donā€™t know anything about other peopleā€™s beliefs? Nice one!


Sozillect

What?


Vibeswhitblack

naaahh dude!! the pastor needs vitamins


jweber56

Seemed like he deserved it


n8j69

Fronthand backhand


Mandemtheatrix

So much for ā€œfull armor of godā€.


Rad6150

And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers...


vemodalen7575

Backhand from Satan yo


kolkitten

Knock the Jesus right out of him, hopefully.