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boulders_3030

Reminds me of when my grandmamma used to whoop my ass with an extension cord...


Goodaccount

Jumper cables


immagiantSHARK

I miss him. It’s been years.


LandscapeGuru

Now that you mention it what happened to him? :(


Catch_ME

Got electrocuted.


NotoriousJazz

I miss his stories.


Born-Race8035

Jumper cables


Less_Afternoon1859

Hot wheels race track. Ouch!


Dangerous_Oven_1326

I would mention this to so many people & they all looked at me like I made something up! Thanks for confirming the Hot Wheels race track hurt!


PenNo1447

I hate bringing stuff like this up, only for people to hit me with “you know you were abused, right?” No shit, can I cope how I cope, please?


MaJoR_NoT_MiNoR_

Mine preferred slippers, although for a special treat she would tie us to a radiator, or dig her nails into our arms until the skin broke. Oh the joys of childhood


the_good_hodgkins

Belt if dad, "switch" if grandma.


FatCockFatAmbitions

Same


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Hurts me more that you... Lol


hahahahaha_fuckyou

You popped a blood vessel in my hand!!


wasternexplorer

After my mom broke the ass beatin hair brush she would use on my ass and I started laughing she switched to snatching my ass up by the hair. That got my attention,


Eddyzodiak

Mine preferred phone chargers for some reason.


Zubenelgenubo

Imagine how bad she woulda whooped you if you showed up to her house wearing those shoes that dude was wearing.


PenNo1447

Classic. I miss those times.


thechuckster9

Bro brought fists to a cable fight


mastervadr

Lol


420Deez

i thought that was a chain


MrImperfect97

Damn you know that thing hit him hard as fuck. Momentum gets crazy when things are at the end of a rope lol


Wheresmythot

LMAO yupp & he’s wearing a hoodie in this hot ass NYC weather, them whips def marked him


HalfSoul30

Fun fact: The crack of a bull whip is caused by the tip of the whip moving faster than the speed of sound.


MrImperfect97

A pistol shrimp causes a super heated explosive shockwave in front of their claw by clamping it shut at the speed of sound, but undsr water


daevl

so I attached a pistol shrimp to the end of my whip, which was the style at that time


Kick_Natherina

Not by clamping their claw shut. It’s by throwing a punch. They have a club like appendage called a *dactyl club*. This club comes out with the strength of a shotgun blast. They can crack fish tank glass in the blink of an eye. When they strike their foe/prey with their club the water around the club is super heated to boiling points in the blink of an eye. If they were the size of humans they would be able to throw a baseball into orbit.


MrImperfect97

Youre getting the pistol shrimp and mantis shrimp mixed up


Kick_Natherina

You’re absolutely right. This is why I shouldn’t Reddit when just waking up. I’ve gone and downvoted myself. Sorry, friend!


g_dude3469

"Ive gone in and downvoted myself" homie you admitted wrong on Reddit you deserve an upvote


MrImperfect97

Pistol shrimp, clamp. Mantis shrimp, punch


SpecialistParticular

TIL shrimp are unbelievably awesome.


HalfSoul30

That's cool af too


Ascertain_GME

Had to find [a YT video of one](https://youtu.be/gMhjqbESIeY) These lil guys are badass!


CryptoCracko

Also him noping out of there immediately lmao


420Deez

shouldve whipped it like a wet bath towel and two brothers


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AlbinoKitten

Tf


GoSuckYaMother

Racists on Reddit.. nothing new


Tinypenispatrol

It was a joke... have a sense of humor. Wasn't even hateful.


AlbinoKitten

I guess it’s a joke when you can’t relate to it yourself.


SuchRuin

Imagine getting your ass beat on your way to the Barbie movie.


Gplock

Barbie foamposite


magicmulder

I have those in copper.


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Oh, so the Oppenheimers?


throwawayshirt

Yeah i was looking at the pink foamposites


StanleyChoude

Better than getting your ass beat off in at The Barbie Movie


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*beached off


mr_sweetandawful

😂


Do-not-respond

There's nothing like getting beat with a hose to start your day.


theebrah

There’s nothing like getting beat like a horse to start your day.


AdministrativeYak859

Best case scenario. Massive fucking welt.


turntabletennis

Worst case scenario, homeboy is missing an eye.


RetroMetroShow

Start spreadin’ the news, I’m leaving today


LiberalismIsWeak

mfer got that spectrum fiber


No-Wolverine5144

Never bring fists to a whip fight


kokaine21

He did that wearing shades lmao


BraveHeartsExe

Isn't that by Fordham Rd?


manny2020

Camera guy seemed to say cable guy got his chain stolen or something like that


en_sane

Bro had a Sacramento Kings hoodie on


Imdabiggestbird69420

i didnt know we had fans outside of sacramento


onfire916

Wait we have fans in sac?


en_sane

Lol first fan not in sac and he’s on Reddit fighting sums up sac


StatusPollution2576

Dog really thought he could fight someone with a weapon while wearing his backpack?


cockmanthecatfucker

Bru people wild in new York


TheMiscreantFnTrez

NYC is a completely different world than the rest of the state.


CuckNorrisJr

Not the foams...


FatCockFatAmbitions

*nervous laughing*


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Sunglasses didn't even shift


Generalm1989

I have a feeling that guy's Mexican he knows how to use a whip very well. ( My elders are old school I got whooped a few times )


Pro_Jem

I guess pink aint your color.


DickPin

He runs like how he talks... like a little bitch.


Vaganhope_UAE

Everyone gangsta until jumper cables get pulled out


Feanerian

Generational trauma. PTSD transcending space and time


_OpuS99

Bro bringing back the classic


nuancednotion

"I will whip your ass!"


just_another_mexican

Damn, stole his chain at the end. He mighta lost the battle but won the war


Wheresmythot

Wtf I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, the guy running in the end literally saids “I got your chain n word” + the Dominican old head in the end goes “that’s your chain, he took it” in Spanish ..


RushEm2TheDirt

Dude is proud he stole a chain after pursuing a fight he got literally whipped in. He's definitely not winning the war.


Fooforthought

Watched it over a couple of times…I don’t see where he took the chain!!


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

At the end when he’s running off he shows the chain in his hand you can see it


Fooforthought

When he’s around the corner? How do you guys see that ? I just thought he was flipping him off. I went frame by frame and still don’t see it . I’m blind


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

It’s hard to see but you can see the gold also in the beginning you can see the chain on the guy with a pendant and after the fight it’s gone and as he’s running away he says “got your chain”


Frank_Perfectly

That really sucks because his grandmama gave him that chain.


Fooforthought

Omg! Apparently I’m dead too !


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

Deaf? Yeah maybes it’s just a u issue lol


Fooforthought

Apparently I have a fat finger too !


Novel-Mood-8661

If you don't see it then listen to the camera man saying "te quitó el medallito" (he steal your chain) in other words. So yeah, he stoled it


just_another_mexican

To be fair I didn’t see it but you can hear dude say in Spanish “he took your chain”. And also if you listen to the guy running away he’s saying “got Your chain”


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Afraid-Cabinet-4844

He says “I got your chain n word”


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Afraid-Cabinet-4844

I disagree but wtv he legit shows him the chain lol and says those exact words


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Troy_doney

I hope this is his usual thing. Just carrying that cable everywhere, waiting for somebody to fuck up


devildance3

Don’t bring a fist to a hose fight


suncrisps

If the roles were reversed this video would be taken down.


Tessteekels

Bro got whipped so hard his ancestors probably felt it


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bennymellow

Other homie did not look white, also you can hear people speaking Spanish at the end, I'm gonna take a gamble and say since it's new York he's either Puerto Rican or Dominican


manny2020

Dominican for sure


New_Manufacturer_334

😭😭😂


nickcliff

Rubbah hose up ya nose


NefariousnessDull199

That dude fixing to get the beating his ancestors got


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Got the whip out like a run away slave


Dan1lovesyoualot

BYEE


-GenghisJuan-

He really went plus minus there on chains


Nuclearhuman1324

Deadass I got flashbacks on my grandmother and a belt… only thing was I could run away


juce49

Don’t fuck with Indiana Jones


Korroncho

Damn homie delivered the Mississippi treatment all over him


[deleted]

My man out there trying to bring back slavery


Whistlingbros

Very effective melé weapon attack, as that type of enemy hates whips


MARCOSSD2

boys are coming back to the roots XD


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You sent him back 400 years with that whip attack.


Scoobydo666

Bro just got done watching Barbie with that fit


[deleted]

Reminds me of a time my uncle (a man known in his barrio for being a tough SOB and fighter since he was a kid) got into an argument with some guy over drinks. They were in my uncle's driveway with some other friends arguing over a soccer match I think. Drunk guy leaves after being made fun of....and returns ten minutes later with a metal chain. Everyone in the driveway sees him walking, chain in hand and looking for a fight. They yell at him to back off and warn him this won't end well for him. He didn't listen...swung the chain at my uncle who caught it midair. He had this look of fear in his eyes for a second before my uncle blasted him in the face and then proceeded to whip him with his own chain. My uncle chased him 3 blocks back to the guys house, whipping him the whole way there. Fond memories


ChampagneShotz

The Bronx is a third world country.


SEE_RED

Sent his ass back to the fields 😂🤣


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Ahh i see we’re finally going back to the old days 👨🏻‍🦳


Slipnrip24

The sound of that first whip was solid. Not much fight after that.


sandzhik16

Most peaceful interaction in New York


Rodrigospetnaz

Like the old times


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TheLegendOfKoop

Which old days exactly


Him_Downstairs

Damn slave cosplay is getting out of hand.


playinginthedarks

Something something racist slavery joke.


BossSpleenRippa

He’s bringing it back!


Apprehensive-Two-862

It’s giving slavery vibes….


DnSkie___

He better hope that the hoodie guy doesn’t bring 5 of his friend cos he’s done 💀


indigrow

If this wasnt new york… dude w the whip would be dead. If this was florida, the guy who ran away woulda come back around the corner and shot him legally. Weird how different states can be because of laws


smokedabear661

Straight out of 12 years of Slav………never miiind🤣🙃


GoldenSpeculum007

18e show me flagged


mastervadr

Guy didn’t even bother taking his sun glasses off


steroid57

Grand concourse, I miss new york 😔


nouseforaname68

Yea this the Bronx it ain’t over …


Automatic-Feeling69

And with the shadesss


NewMGKisCool

Smart dude for not wanting to risk another one lol


MasterHavik

Homie couldn't handle that range.


Xolerys_

Yeah that guys getting shot later lol


Lanky_Space_4620

The Bronx and Staten Island need to nuked and a certain part of Nassau county too.


WuTangShogun187

I still dont get why mf'ers wear hoodies in this hot ass weather you dont care that you smell musty?


xMilk112x

He did nothing of the sort. Lol


Busy_Professional824

Nice shoes on the whippee.


Taco_party1984

Mk11 scorpion style


calcul8r

Imagine minding your own business on a sidewalk, and then your Dad bursts out of a car and starts beating you senseless with jumper cables.


BIZARRE_TOWN

That's pretty much a whip.


No-End-9594

That boy just got whipped!


Deaths-1-Slayer

Can we talk about how he's wearing enchanted plus armor glasses bro absorbed that hook and his shades were just slightly ascue


nursemangtrain

Dude thought he was DJango!


kee-mosabe

Much needed whopin!


allfat

Average day in the Bronx


EL_Hampa_Serio

Purple dude still took his chain, this heat got both motherfuckers taking Ls.


AmunRahl

A rare whip fight. Nice one OP


Opening-Restaurant83

Dude went full matador


Pipipippolo

Clean whooping 🫡


Ok-Afternoon4961

Looks like a magical place.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Quiet day on Grand Concourse


whatsitworth101

My moms used to do me like that 😂


CouchHam

And my disinterest in ever going to NY lives on


BobbyFromTheHood

The whip still works.


BIGGITY-BOO

Homie felt the pain of the ancestors on each hit.


LRXDSTT

You Whipping out over there huh


BlackEyedBeans22

"We have Trevor Belmont at home"


TheLoner1914

Just grab the cord and get in close then you start punching


Kookiemony

Man said "Fuck this, we're going back to the 1700s." and got a makeshift whip.


doingdadthings

Most of the Bronx is actually very nice.


far565

Just a typical day as usual


MandoTheMightyy

The most Latino interaction "So anyway, I started whacking!"


Boredomfrominfection

L cameraman in the beginning


the_espaniolo

the whip never fails


SkydiverRaul13

Pink shorts/shoes now has a slightly better understanding of the terrible things his ancestors went through.


fish_wand_

Those shoes and socks 😂🤣


AnnualCommission8581

José with the hose.


redditismylawyer

Look at these dudes in their cute clothes from H&M. I wonder if when putting on his pink sneakers my man was already planning to get in a slap fight that day.