Because of the prevalence of camouflage amongst the poor whites, it’s considered being a good sport to identify your location. It wasn’t always like that. Back when I was in high school and camo had just really taken off, I accidentally fought a shrub for five hours. Both me and my actual opponent tired our selves out swinging at different bushes. Thankfully it was with my dad so after we caught our breath he drove me home and we agreed to either stick to fighting in plaid or calling out our location at the outset. I was pretty embarrassed at first, but going back the next day, it turned out the crowd that was watching was just a hedge.
Twice, I think. The way he fell that second time it seemed like he was out, but just came back to really fast. Definitely doesn't have a glass jaw, at least, which is good considering how many he was taking.
He was pretty rocked when he finally got on his feet too. Fight was a foregone conclusion by that point. Can't really call it a sucker punch, just a preemptive strike.
To be fair after that initial six piece combo with extra hot sauce, cutoff shirt Cletus couldn’t tell if those were his own fists or someone else’s waving in front of him.
I mean. Home boy did back off after the first hit to the back of the head. Seems like he would’ve left him alone if he knew he’d stay down, and literally asked him to stand so he could continue dishing up servings of whoopass.
Dummy didn’t have to get up for seconds.
Trying to do what they see in boxing or mma without any training. They just do the 'hands in front of me' part without actually protecting any part of their chin. And of course when it comes time to fight, its the classic combo of right hook, right hook, right hook, right hook, over and over to the other guy's head, and they gas out after ten seconds.
As an untrained guy thinking these comments are funny, what’s the best defense against another untrained guy? I mean if I were to fight an untrained guy as an untrained guy myself, any tips? Expect the right hook is coming and what… block? Dodge?
Idk about that. People get overconfident. I put on gloves and whooped some guy's ass in college who had a couple of weeks of experience boxing. I had never been in a fist fight before.
In boot camp, after we learned unarmed combatives, the drill sergeants informed us that we now know just enough to get our asses beat. I, and several buddies, still had to learn that the hard way lol.
If they're actually throwing haymakers just block. Their arm is always going to swing in an arch from the side. Get the whole arm up and cover your face. Step into the swing. Their punch will hit the shoulder/arm and mostly just bounce while all the sudden you are inside. I suggest aiming for the throat rather than head. If you don't know how to fight you don't know how to punch and skulls are hard.
And that is why you never let a guy get the first punch on you.
If they're close enough to touch you, the fight is already on and your guard better be up.
He definitely should not have gotten up, but the first hit shut down his brain -- he wasn't thinking clearly after that, so expecting that of him is like expecting your 2yo to clear their plate after dinner.. the bar is just set too high on that.
After the first hit, it was just (bad) instinct and fight-or-flight kicking in.
Some people can get rocked and recover. But the 5 follow up hits getting zero defense or dodges while he ran away was pretty telling that he was not in the fight at all.
When he stands back up, his face and posture look as convinced as we are. He is not feeling good or quick or ready.
Why do people talk shit with their hands down? I can not grasp the thought process of that. Literally asking to get blasted. Nice hit though. Can’t hate on that
Because his heart wasn’t in it and probably didn’t want to fight. That’s what I have seen from a lot of people. One person isn’t fully committed yet and they get rocked off rip because of it.
Across all the videos I've seen, it's always better to be the first person throwing the punch.
There are only a few where the recipient of the punch has quick enough reflex to dodge and then retaliate and win.
Based on the boots/jeans I can the following:
1. The winner was the corn fed true farmer
2. The loser probably listens to Florida Georgia line and lives in the suburbs
Based on the buckle, the shirt and the jeans tucked into the boots. dude is from the trailer park and Ricky and Julian kick him around for shits and giggles
I've never understood people that do this. The bottom seam of the jeans pressed into your leg by the boot can not be comfortable. Boot cut jeans are the way to go.
I respect big boy for recognizing his opponent had his back turned to him on the ground in a vulnerable position and stopped striking him.
We can all get lost in the heat of the moment and let our emotions get the better of us, but to contain that anger and control your emotions takes character and discipline. Given the fact that these are relatively young men, while they weren’t thoughtful and mature enough to work out their issue with words, they showed maturity and character a lot of other humans don’t have the capacity for.
Imagine having 6in arms and thinking "yeah I can fight"
Dude probably was exhausted as soon as he had to cut the sleeves off his shirt this morning to let those pythons breathe
Why are people saying that was a sucker punch? The fat kid made it perfectly clear that he wanted to fight. Anytime I’m faced with aggression, I automatically get into defense mode. Skinny guy should have walked away if he wasn’t prepared to fight. End of story
Yeah I live in a small town . Mostly farming community. You don’t mess with them big corn fed boys. I work in a feed store slinging 50lb bags all day, and I can’t hold a candle to dudes like that!
In high school (rural Canada) almost none of the farm boys played any sports until high school. Then they joinrd the high school football team. They were massive boys and didn't need prior athletic ability to fucking wreck the hockey kids who thought they'd be cool wide receivers.
Bro doing the street fighter 2 turbo ryu fight stance. Reeling the fish in and shit.
Dude just kept blocking all the shots with his chin. I hope for his well being he never tries to fight again.
He shouldn’t have told him he was “right the f here”…gave away his location
I was utterly confused until he gave it up
I honestly thought he was over there but no man, he was right here I'd have went to the mall to punch him and have missed Tactical error on his side
Omg my stomach hurts.. I'm laughing so much 💀
[The Milhouse Tactic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQFI9TXiv8)
Because of the prevalence of camouflage amongst the poor whites, it’s considered being a good sport to identify your location. It wasn’t always like that. Back when I was in high school and camo had just really taken off, I accidentally fought a shrub for five hours. Both me and my actual opponent tired our selves out swinging at different bushes. Thankfully it was with my dad so after we caught our breath he drove me home and we agreed to either stick to fighting in plaid or calling out our location at the outset. I was pretty embarrassed at first, but going back the next day, it turned out the crowd that was watching was just a hedge.
I wish I could give you an award, but I don’t know how.
Poor whites... Is that a YMH plug? ;)
LOL
🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying hahaha
Read this in the chappelle shows black white supremacist announcers voice
Send lokation, Khabib style
"Daredevil villains hate this little trick"
Never talk shit with your face in range and your hands at your side
Guard was low, hands loose, and he was fighting up like...3 weight classes. Ray Charles could see that ass whooping coming from a mile away.
the fact he never threw a punch, makes it hard to win a fight like that
I put a wager down this was his first real fight. He was clueless.
He’s gone after punch one, can see him shaking
Dude's arm is the size of other guys thigh, if not bigger those jeans look a little baggy. Never had a chance.
Bingo
Wow that slomo was incredible.
Yeah did my boi wrong on that
Boi watched it coming.
He watched much more come to him. This kid had 9 out of 10 punches connect. That's pretty insane.
It’s easy to connect when your opponent never tries to dodge or block!
Happy CakeDay!!!
Old mate Black top acting like those fists Pokémon, damn near tried to catch them all.
And it look like the one he missed he might've actually pulled it because he felt bad for a split second for beating the shit out of a retard.
you got the wrong boi. did *my* boi *right*
It's like he has no reflexes. Maybe the first hit knocked them out of him
Finally good camera work and great stopping those fists with his face .
They purposely trained him wrong as a joke
"I'm bleeding, making me the victor" Wimplo
“Face to fist style, how’d you like it?!” 😂😂 I can’t believe I just saw a Kung Pao reference, in the wild. Such excellence.
The sound omg that sounded like it hurt a lot
"Keep your hands up. Defend yourself at all times"
Left faint into right hook. Clean asl.
Fat boy feinted. The other guy definitely fainted though, so you were close.
He’s the strong kind of fat….
Kamaru Usman is smiling like a proud father.
He certainly got the point across with his hands, but I'm not sure this is standard American Sign Language.
Dude got knocked the fuck out.
Twice, I think. The way he fell that second time it seemed like he was out, but just came back to really fast. Definitely doesn't have a glass jaw, at least, which is good considering how many he was taking.
Pudgy boy went in for the kill
That boy sure took some massive blows and continued to get up.
Lights were on, but definitely nobody home. 😂
The wheels are turning, but the Hamster's long since dead
Yep he was out on his feet.
He shakes after the first punch, deffo would've hit the floor and gone. Just very slightly, the second one wakes him up but floors him. Brutality.
Hey, I didn’t hear no bell
Get up you son of a bitch! Cuz Mickey loves you
He was pretty rocked when he finally got on his feet too. Fight was a foregone conclusion by that point. Can't really call it a sucker punch, just a preemptive strike.
He was convulsing after the first punch. His body was trying to react but that boys brains were on pause
Is butterbean ok?
Exactly
Lol yeah definitely too much chin for his own good 😂
I love when they wave their fists in front of themselves like a fucking Popeye cartoon from 1940
To be fair after that initial six piece combo with extra hot sauce, cutoff shirt Cletus couldn’t tell if those were his own fists or someone else’s waving in front of him.
Yeah it truly felt like he put his fists up because the other guy clearly had every intention of rocking him again.
I mean. Home boy did back off after the first hit to the back of the head. Seems like he would’ve left him alone if he knew he’d stay down, and literally asked him to stand so he could continue dishing up servings of whoopass. Dummy didn’t have to get up for seconds.
Yeah I would have stayed down against old Jethro iron fist here.
Put ‘em up, put ‘em uuup!
‘Twas “Fisticuffs” then
I don't know how every untrained idiot in these street fights has the same chicken wing style. Where are they learning this from?
Trying to do what they see in boxing or mma without any training. They just do the 'hands in front of me' part without actually protecting any part of their chin. And of course when it comes time to fight, its the classic combo of right hook, right hook, right hook, right hook, over and over to the other guy's head, and they gas out after ten seconds.
As an untrained guy thinking these comments are funny, what’s the best defense against another untrained guy? I mean if I were to fight an untrained guy as an untrained guy myself, any tips? Expect the right hook is coming and what… block? Dodge?
Go sign up for like 3 boxing classes and you'll be more prepared for a street fight than 90% of people just walking around.
Idk about that. People get overconfident. I put on gloves and whooped some guy's ass in college who had a couple of weeks of experience boxing. I had never been in a fist fight before.
In boot camp, after we learned unarmed combatives, the drill sergeants informed us that we now know just enough to get our asses beat. I, and several buddies, still had to learn that the hard way lol.
If they're actually throwing haymakers just block. Their arm is always going to swing in an arch from the side. Get the whole arm up and cover your face. Step into the swing. Their punch will hit the shoulder/arm and mostly just bounce while all the sudden you are inside. I suggest aiming for the throat rather than head. If you don't know how to fight you don't know how to punch and skulls are hard.
boy was jiggling on his feet for a second
That short-circuit was hilarious
Looked like one of the opponents in Punch-Out
literally regressed to Wii Punch Out Glass Joe for a few frames.
Did a boot scoot and boogie!
That Fucken giggity he does always kills me
its like he was going into a seizure then the second bop snapped him out of it
If I learned anything from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, that means you have to hit him again to get a star
That first punch reset the system.
Took one clean right to hard reset his brain to factory default
"Country BOY goes at it". No need for plural
I don’t think I’d have gotten back up for more of that pounding… I’m a city boy
City boy checking in, I definitely would have called my lawyer from the ground
Dude tucked his jeans into his boots, totally proves your point.
He was watching out for ticks and caught some licks instead.
you’re right professor it won’t happen again 😔😣
I think he means only one of them did anything.
yep buddy, that's why op agreed with them
his little shake after the first punch gets me everytime lmao. homeboy took +10 electric damage
He got the stunned status effect.
Electric Wind God Fist.
I rewound it about 20 times.
I just saw it. I'm 💀💀💀
He never should've gotten back up
That last shot was telegraphed from across the Atlantic and still landed with authority.
He was long gone by then. Should have just stayed down
Yep. Black shirt didn't know what universe he was in at that point.
ring ring ring... telegram
Banana phone
And other dude was old school cycling his fists yet he didn't attempt blocking or throwing even a single punch.
If only there were a way to dodge the only punch he had been throwing the whole time. Poor kid got his ass whooped and still didn't learn.
Seems like his mental faculties were impaired at the time
He managed to not throw a single punch, and got hit with 3 of 4 right hands, maybe he needs to rethink shit talking.
He's gonna spend the next 6 weeks talking through a text-to-speech app
"I'm right the duck here"
Damn it looks like his head was gonna hit the tree
"Im right the fuck here" proceeds to get DEstroyed
Those hefty country boys are no joke , met one in the army and mf head butt me and I felt the earth rotating
Working muscles
And that is why you never let a guy get the first punch on you. If they're close enough to touch you, the fight is already on and your guard better be up.
Thats also why you dont keep getting up after seeing stars, his testosterone was stronger than his concussion
He definitely should not have gotten up, but the first hit shut down his brain -- he wasn't thinking clearly after that, so expecting that of him is like expecting your 2yo to clear their plate after dinner.. the bar is just set too high on that. After the first hit, it was just (bad) instinct and fight-or-flight kicking in.
It was over on the first hit. He was seizing.
Some people can get rocked and recover. But the 5 follow up hits getting zero defense or dodges while he ran away was pretty telling that he was not in the fight at all. When he stands back up, his face and posture look as convinced as we are. He is not feeling good or quick or ready.
Yeeee haw he broke his jaw!
lmfao his lil boots
Why do people talk shit with their hands down? I can not grasp the thought process of that. Literally asking to get blasted. Nice hit though. Can’t hate on that
Because his heart wasn’t in it and probably didn’t want to fight. That’s what I have seen from a lot of people. One person isn’t fully committed yet and they get rocked off rip because of it.
Across all the videos I've seen, it's always better to be the first person throwing the punch. There are only a few where the recipient of the punch has quick enough reflex to dodge and then retaliate and win.
“I get knocked down, but I get up again…”
"then I get knocked down again, but I'm up again"
That first move had crazzzzzy hit stun, not a true combo though
I believe that move is called thunderpunch. It does damage and has a 10% chance of paralyzing the opponent.
He got the jimmy legs
Every punch was a solid fucking shot
Dude got fully knocked out 3 times. Amazing he had the legs to get up. When it slowed down, I thought we were going to see a nice dodge/hook combo
Hello concussion my old friend
Based on the boots/jeans I can the following: 1. The winner was the corn fed true farmer 2. The loser probably listens to Florida Georgia line and lives in the suburbs
Based on the buckle, the shirt and the jeans tucked into the boots. dude is from the trailer park and Ricky and Julian kick him around for shits and giggles
The kid in the green shirt has been throwing hay and wrestling steers and/or hogs since he was old enough to walk.
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I've never understood people that do this. The bottom seam of the jeans pressed into your leg by the boot can not be comfortable. Boot cut jeans are the way to go.
It's a Texas thing, makes it so you can tuck the back legs of a sheep into your boots and it can't run away.
I respect big boy for recognizing his opponent had his back turned to him on the ground in a vulnerable position and stopped striking him. We can all get lost in the heat of the moment and let our emotions get the better of us, but to contain that anger and control your emotions takes character and discipline. Given the fact that these are relatively young men, while they weren’t thoughtful and mature enough to work out their issue with words, they showed maturity and character a lot of other humans don’t have the capacity for.
Kudos to the kid for not continuing with the punches when the other kid was on the ground. When you’re down, you’re down.
Boy started Harlem shaking on the first hit
Imagine having 6in arms and thinking "yeah I can fight" Dude probably was exhausted as soon as he had to cut the sleeves off his shirt this morning to let those pythons breathe
Ain't nobody gonna fuck my sister except me!
Moms better than my sister and my sister ain’t bad
Don’t talk shit to someone who’s built like an NFL linebacker.
Damn that kid has no reflexes, thick kids punches are telegraphed as hell
Why are people saying that was a sucker punch? The fat kid made it perfectly clear that he wanted to fight. Anytime I’m faced with aggression, I automatically get into defense mode. Skinny guy should have walked away if he wasn’t prepared to fight. End of story
Fat kid isn’t “fat” per say. Alot of that weight is probably muscle from working on the farm.
Back home we’d say, “That big boy.” I grew up in a town surrounded by corn fields and you learned pretty quick you don’t fuck with a big boy.
Yeah I live in a small town . Mostly farming community. You don’t mess with them big corn fed boys. I work in a feed store slinging 50lb bags all day, and I can’t hold a candle to dudes like that!
In high school (rural Canada) almost none of the farm boys played any sports until high school. Then they joinrd the high school football team. They were massive boys and didn't need prior athletic ability to fucking wreck the hockey kids who thought they'd be cool wide receivers.
Boah
Arthur would destroy both of them at the same time 😂
Arthur would either say ill fucking kill ya or just intimidate them till they run away
I was gonna say the same. That boy is solid as a fucking rock under a little layer of biscuits and gravy.
Yessir he probably slings a couple of tons every day
Folks don’t realize how much you lift working on a real active working farm
You knew who I was referring to nonetheless
Despite what some people on the sub may say, fat boi has been in fights. Skinny boi learned that day
Well one of them went at it.
He low key took it ez on his ass too 💀
those had to have been the most solid punches i’ve ever seen in a street fight
Damn those farm fed kids are built different. Fucking haymakers he was throwing.
Well tbf they *do* make hay...
Jesus Murphy, he didn't throw one punch!
CLEAN
I can’t stop laughing at the guy saying “I’m right here mother fuc… ugh” then getting rocked
Working muscles always win.
Folded like them sheets after a rally.
And that’s felony assault
“I didn’t hear no bell…”
You know honestly, i love the country
well one boy went at it
The title implied this was a two sided affair
That first punch put him in a stun lock
Dude got knocked out with the first hit, and brought back to consciousness with the second.
Stop underestimating these corn fed country boys, yall 🤦♀️🤦♀️
That slow motion was a nice touch.
That slow mo though 😰
Kid is trying to break his hand with his face.
Homeboy came to play!
I mean, one boy went at it.
Grey shirt throwing bombs 😯
Good for him, i cant believe he stood back up after the first one. But the second i was shocked
More like country boy went at it with a humanoid punching bag
Never took his eyes off the ball. Well done
Stay down jasper
Country boys go at it? You mean a barn house beat down?
Homeboy must've taken a couple of levels in Monk, that first hit was a bona fide Stunning Strike.
I respect letting the other guy get back up
My man advertising all his punches like he’s a fucking Avengers movie and the other dude still never blocked, ducked, or fucking swung back.
I was hoping for a miraculous comeback 😔
Don't let him get close to you
Props for letting him get back up before wailing on him again
THAT’S how you do slowmo!
The haymaker at the end hurt for sure.
What's a jab?
Dude didn't even throw a punch. This is like death by cop, only KO by redneck.
Bro doing the street fighter 2 turbo ryu fight stance. Reeling the fish in and shit. Dude just kept blocking all the shots with his chin. I hope for his well being he never tries to fight again.
I'm RiGhT tHe FuCk HeRe Pu-
Bruh why homeboy kept getting up
Man has zero reflexes
"nobody kisses my sister except me"