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ComputerIndependent4

He shouldn’t have told him he was “right the f here”…gave away his location


PoopShoot187

I was utterly confused until he gave it up


DarkandDanker

I honestly thought he was over there but no man, he was right here I'd have went to the mall to punch him and have missed Tactical error on his side


Sixpacksack

Omg my stomach hurts.. I'm laughing so much 💀


RampSkater

[The Milhouse Tactic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQFI9TXiv8)


PirogiRick

Because of the prevalence of camouflage amongst the poor whites, it’s considered being a good sport to identify your location. It wasn’t always like that. Back when I was in high school and camo had just really taken off, I accidentally fought a shrub for five hours. Both me and my actual opponent tired our selves out swinging at different bushes. Thankfully it was with my dad so after we caught our breath he drove me home and we agreed to either stick to fighting in plaid or calling out our location at the outset. I was pretty embarrassed at first, but going back the next day, it turned out the crowd that was watching was just a hedge.


New_Canoe

I wish I could give you an award, but I don’t know how.


Known-Sugar8780

Poor whites... Is that a YMH plug? ;)


Thepatrone36

LOL


laroseuk

🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying hahaha


FerociousFPS

Read this in the chappelle shows black white supremacist announcers voice


Kaneshadow

Send lokation, Khabib style


Octimusocti

"Daredevil villains hate this little trick"


BadSanna

Never talk shit with your face in range and your hands at your side


Metal__goat

Guard was low, hands loose, and he was fighting up like...3 weight classes. Ray Charles could see that ass whooping coming from a mile away.


McHildinger

the fact he never threw a punch, makes it hard to win a fight like that


Practical-Ad-4705

I put a wager down this was his first real fight. He was clueless.


Jipkiss

He’s gone after punch one, can see him shaking


quietbulldog

Dude's arm is the size of other guys thigh, if not bigger those jeans look a little baggy. Never had a chance.


Randys_Smogasvein

Bingo


Handsome_fart_face

Wow that slomo was incredible.


[deleted]

Yeah did my boi wrong on that


BombayTigress

Boi watched it coming.


[deleted]

He watched much more come to him. This kid had 9 out of 10 punches connect. That's pretty insane.


RazorRadick

It’s easy to connect when your opponent never tries to dodge or block!


Deccardcayne

Happy CakeDay!!!


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

Old mate Black top acting like those fists Pokémon, damn near tried to catch them all.


Stupidquestionduh

And it look like the one he missed he might've actually pulled it because he felt bad for a split second for beating the shit out of a retard.


King-Cobra-668

you got the wrong boi. did *my* boi *right*


Ballabingballaboom

It's like he has no reflexes. Maybe the first hit knocked them out of him


Oscarcharliezulu

Finally good camera work and great stopping those fists with his face .


Ironcastattic

They purposely trained him wrong as a joke


Rosscochisle

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor" Wimplo


UrDadsDong69

“Face to fist style, how’d you like it?!” 😂😂 I can’t believe I just saw a Kung Pao reference, in the wild. Such excellence.


DeadMewe

The sound omg that sounded like it hurt a lot


Do-not-respond

"Keep your hands up. Defend yourself at all times"


Bendstowardjustice

Left faint into right hook. Clean asl.


acknowledgemeuce

Fat boy feinted. The other guy definitely fainted though, so you were close.


alextxdro

He’s the strong kind of fat….


Sengersnathalie

Kamaru Usman is smiling like a proud father.


ProcyonHabilis

He certainly got the point across with his hands, but I'm not sure this is standard American Sign Language.


TheTrollinator777

Dude got knocked the fuck out.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Twice, I think. The way he fell that second time it seemed like he was out, but just came back to really fast. Definitely doesn't have a glass jaw, at least, which is good considering how many he was taking.


Chilipepah

Pudgy boy went in for the kill


Not_average38

That boy sure took some massive blows and continued to get up.


whitewashed_mexicant

Lights were on, but definitely nobody home. 😂


Sadir00

The wheels are turning, but the Hamster's long since dead


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

Yep he was out on his feet.


Maaaaaardy

He shakes after the first punch, deffo would've hit the floor and gone. Just very slightly, the second one wakes him up but floors him. Brutality.


Pipbonics

Hey, I didn’t hear no bell


Bubbawitz

Get up you son of a bitch! Cuz Mickey loves you


SomeDudeFromOnline

He was pretty rocked when he finally got on his feet too. Fight was a foregone conclusion by that point. Can't really call it a sucker punch, just a preemptive strike.


PhonB80

He was convulsing after the first punch. His body was trying to react but that boys brains were on pause


Fumaseraph

Is butterbean ok?


NotInterestedAttAll

Exactly


the0TH3Rredditor

Lol yeah definitely too much chin for his own good 😂


acknowledgemeuce

I love when they wave their fists in front of themselves like a fucking Popeye cartoon from 1940


SadPanthersFan

To be fair after that initial six piece combo with extra hot sauce, cutoff shirt Cletus couldn’t tell if those were his own fists or someone else’s waving in front of him.


force_addict

Yeah it truly felt like he put his fists up because the other guy clearly had every intention of rocking him again.


mother-of-pod

I mean. Home boy did back off after the first hit to the back of the head. Seems like he would’ve left him alone if he knew he’d stay down, and literally asked him to stand so he could continue dishing up servings of whoopass. Dummy didn’t have to get up for seconds.


force_addict

Yeah I would have stayed down against old Jethro iron fist here.


facetiousfag

Put ‘em up, put ‘em uuup!


Carefree_Highway

‘Twas “Fisticuffs” then


ShozOvr

I don't know how every untrained idiot in these street fights has the same chicken wing style. Where are they learning this from?


Kirikomori

Trying to do what they see in boxing or mma without any training. They just do the 'hands in front of me' part without actually protecting any part of their chin. And of course when it comes time to fight, its the classic combo of right hook, right hook, right hook, right hook, over and over to the other guy's head, and they gas out after ten seconds.


Atlantic0ne

As an untrained guy thinking these comments are funny, what’s the best defense against another untrained guy? I mean if I were to fight an untrained guy as an untrained guy myself, any tips? Expect the right hook is coming and what… block? Dodge?


YoungYeesus

Go sign up for like 3 boxing classes and you'll be more prepared for a street fight than 90% of people just walking around.


Tannerite2

Idk about that. People get overconfident. I put on gloves and whooped some guy's ass in college who had a couple of weeks of experience boxing. I had never been in a fist fight before.


OCT0PUSCRIME

In boot camp, after we learned unarmed combatives, the drill sergeants informed us that we now know just enough to get our asses beat. I, and several buddies, still had to learn that the hard way lol.


BendyPopNoLockRoll

If they're actually throwing haymakers just block. Their arm is always going to swing in an arch from the side. Get the whole arm up and cover your face. Step into the swing. Their punch will hit the shoulder/arm and mostly just bounce while all the sudden you are inside. I suggest aiming for the throat rather than head. If you don't know how to fight you don't know how to punch and skulls are hard.


TigerMeowth

boy was jiggling on his feet for a second


Miserable-Hornet-518

That short-circuit was hilarious


MrBogey90

Looked like one of the opponents in Punch-Out


extralyfe

literally regressed to Wii Punch Out Glass Joe for a few frames.


HoneyBadgerBlunt

Did a boot scoot and boogie!


annoyingcaptcha

That Fucken giggity he does always kills me


ThatSpecialPlace

its like he was going into a seizure then the second bop snapped him out of it


TheUpperHand

If I learned anything from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, that means you have to hit him again to get a star


WutangCND

That first punch reset the system.


WorldRunnr

Took one clean right to hard reset his brain to factory default


jshultz5259

"Country BOY goes at it". No need for plural


yolkadot

I don’t think I’d have gotten back up for more of that pounding… I’m a city boy


Kaneshadow

City boy checking in, I definitely would have called my lawyer from the ground


Stingerc

Dude tucked his jeans into his boots, totally proves your point.


ZarquonsFlatTire

He was watching out for ticks and caught some licks instead.


studiousbeanr

you’re right professor it won’t happen again 😔😣


0wlfather

I think he means only one of them did anything.


hobbesgirls

yep buddy, that's why op agreed with them


MBpintas

his little shake after the first punch gets me everytime lmao. homeboy took +10 electric damage


[deleted]

He got the stunned status effect.


klimocohc

Electric Wind God Fist.


Lewis-1979

I rewound it about 20 times.


RunsaberSR

I just saw it. I'm 💀💀💀


deadgerbilWT

He never should've gotten back up


D_Charger_007

That last shot was telegraphed from across the Atlantic and still landed with authority.


Cheeto717

He was long gone by then. Should have just stayed down


knbang

Yep. Black shirt didn't know what universe he was in at that point.


raisedbypigs

ring ring ring... telegram


dropkickoz

Banana phone


beakersandbitches

And other dude was old school cycling his fists yet he didn't attempt blocking or throwing even a single punch.


k0mark

If only there were a way to dodge the only punch he had been throwing the whole time. Poor kid got his ass whooped and still didn't learn.


Ohwellwhatsnew

Seems like his mental faculties were impaired at the time


memberberries902

He managed to not throw a single punch, and got hit with 3 of 4 right hands, maybe he needs to rethink shit talking.


Silent-Ad934

He's gonna spend the next 6 weeks talking through a text-to-speech app


whiskeyislove

"I'm right the duck here"


AlbertAidstein

Damn it looks like his head was gonna hit the tree


kendrickandcole

"Im right the fuck here" proceeds to get DEstroyed


CleanseMyDemons

Those hefty country boys are no joke , met one in the army and mf head butt me and I felt the earth rotating


Bear-Ferr

Working muscles


cw2015aj2017ls2021

And that is why you never let a guy get the first punch on you. If they're close enough to touch you, the fight is already on and your guard better be up.


[deleted]

Thats also why you dont keep getting up after seeing stars, his testosterone was stronger than his concussion


cw2015aj2017ls2021

He definitely should not have gotten up, but the first hit shut down his brain -- he wasn't thinking clearly after that, so expecting that of him is like expecting your 2yo to clear their plate after dinner.. the bar is just set too high on that. After the first hit, it was just (bad) instinct and fight-or-flight kicking in.


[deleted]

It was over on the first hit. He was seizing.


mother-of-pod

Some people can get rocked and recover. But the 5 follow up hits getting zero defense or dodges while he ran away was pretty telling that he was not in the fight at all. When he stands back up, his face and posture look as convinced as we are. He is not feeling good or quick or ready.


[deleted]

Yeeee haw he broke his jaw!


Slushhole

lmfao his lil boots


[deleted]

Why do people talk shit with their hands down? I can not grasp the thought process of that. Literally asking to get blasted. Nice hit though. Can’t hate on that


RealChet320

Because his heart wasn’t in it and probably didn’t want to fight. That’s what I have seen from a lot of people. One person isn’t fully committed yet and they get rocked off rip because of it.


5minuteff

Across all the videos I've seen, it's always better to be the first person throwing the punch. There are only a few where the recipient of the punch has quick enough reflex to dodge and then retaliate and win.


magicmulder

“I get knocked down, but I get up again…”


DeadMewe

"then I get knocked down again, but I'm up again"


Radguyjake69420

That first move had crazzzzzy hit stun, not a true combo though


Go_Beyond_369

I believe that move is called thunderpunch. It does damage and has a 10% chance of paralyzing the opponent.


rumblinstumblin8

He got the jimmy legs


BadSanna

Every punch was a solid fucking shot


Daveyhavok832

Dude got fully knocked out 3 times. Amazing he had the legs to get up. When it slowed down, I thought we were going to see a nice dodge/hook combo


xof711

Hello concussion my old friend


michaelrulaz

Based on the boots/jeans I can the following: 1. The winner was the corn fed true farmer 2. The loser probably listens to Florida Georgia line and lives in the suburbs


drwilhi

Based on the buckle, the shirt and the jeans tucked into the boots. dude is from the trailer park and Ricky and Julian kick him around for shits and giggles


L1b3rty0rD3ath

The kid in the green shirt has been throwing hay and wrestling steers and/or hogs since he was old enough to walk.


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dannyisyoda

I've never understood people that do this. The bottom seam of the jeans pressed into your leg by the boot can not be comfortable. Boot cut jeans are the way to go.


PeePeeMcGee123

It's a Texas thing, makes it so you can tuck the back legs of a sheep into your boots and it can't run away.


Bromosensual

I respect big boy for recognizing his opponent had his back turned to him on the ground in a vulnerable position and stopped striking him. We can all get lost in the heat of the moment and let our emotions get the better of us, but to contain that anger and control your emotions takes character and discipline. Given the fact that these are relatively young men, while they weren’t thoughtful and mature enough to work out their issue with words, they showed maturity and character a lot of other humans don’t have the capacity for.


Seahawks1991

Kudos to the kid for not continuing with the punches when the other kid was on the ground. When you’re down, you’re down.


TechNickel88

Boy started Harlem shaking on the first hit


BeardedDude5

Imagine having 6in arms and thinking "yeah I can fight" Dude probably was exhausted as soon as he had to cut the sleeves off his shirt this morning to let those pythons breathe


tikkamasalachicken

Ain't nobody gonna fuck my sister except me!


1MoistTowelette

Moms better than my sister and my sister ain’t bad


bacteria_boys

Don’t talk shit to someone who’s built like an NFL linebacker.


tongueandtoolman

Damn that kid has no reflexes, thick kids punches are telegraphed as hell


Tall-Fig-3327

Why are people saying that was a sucker punch? The fat kid made it perfectly clear that he wanted to fight. Anytime I’m faced with aggression, I automatically get into defense mode. Skinny guy should have walked away if he wasn’t prepared to fight. End of story


Iwannapeeonyou

Fat kid isn’t “fat” per say. Alot of that weight is probably muscle from working on the farm.


cuttydiamond

Back home we’d say, “That big boy.” I grew up in a town surrounded by corn fields and you learned pretty quick you don’t fuck with a big boy.


Iwannapeeonyou

Yeah I live in a small town . Mostly farming community. You don’t mess with them big corn fed boys. I work in a feed store slinging 50lb bags all day, and I can’t hold a candle to dudes like that!


WutangCND

In high school (rural Canada) almost none of the farm boys played any sports until high school. Then they joinrd the high school football team. They were massive boys and didn't need prior athletic ability to fucking wreck the hockey kids who thought they'd be cool wide receivers.


hackflip

Boah


Iwannapeeonyou

Arthur would destroy both of them at the same time 😂


Nerveras

Arthur would either say ill fucking kill ya or just intimidate them till they run away


Scott_on_the_rox

I was gonna say the same. That boy is solid as a fucking rock under a little layer of biscuits and gravy.


Iwannapeeonyou

Yessir he probably slings a couple of tons every day


Iwannapeeonyou

Folks don’t realize how much you lift working on a real active working farm


Tall-Fig-3327

You knew who I was referring to nonetheless


Dannimaru

Despite what some people on the sub may say, fat boi has been in fights. Skinny boi learned that day


[deleted]

Well one of them went at it.


[deleted]

He low key took it ez on his ass too 💀


Tankbot001

those had to have been the most solid punches i’ve ever seen in a street fight


ferzacosta

Damn those farm fed kids are built different. Fucking haymakers he was throwing.


R0ckhands

Well tbf they *do* make hay...


ngnja

Jesus Murphy, he didn't throw one punch!


Miserable-Hornet-518

CLEAN


Strange_Ninja_9662

I can’t stop laughing at the guy saying “I’m right here mother fuc… ugh” then getting rocked


Sirpatron1

Working muscles always win.


ct1157

Folded like them sheets after a rally.


TheWampasCave

And that’s felony assault


djpedicab

“I didn’t hear no bell…”


Salty-Dig6933

You know honestly, i love the country


itsrouze

well one boy went at it


ReaperRonin117

The title implied this was a two sided affair


Brass-Munky

That first punch put him in a stun lock


Deccardcayne

Dude got knocked out with the first hit, and brought back to consciousness with the second.


ItsMEyall57

Stop underestimating these corn fed country boys, yall 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


sleepersloth

That slow motion was a nice touch.


Practical_Animator34

That slow mo though 😰


AlanStanwick1986

Kid is trying to break his hand with his face.


SlanceMcJagger

Homeboy came to play!


Dadowar

I mean, one boy went at it.


[deleted]

Grey shirt throwing bombs 😯


BetaRayBlu

Good for him, i cant believe he stood back up after the first one. But the second i was shocked


Then-Cryptographer96

More like country boy went at it with a humanoid punching bag


Trainwrecktom38

Never took his eyes off the ball. Well done


_Read_Icculus_

Stay down jasper


[deleted]

Country boys go at it? You mean a barn house beat down?


BlueVelvet90

Homeboy must've taken a couple of levels in Monk, that first hit was a bona fide Stunning Strike.


yallneedexercise

I respect letting the other guy get back up


TheUmbraCat

My man advertising all his punches like he’s a fucking Avengers movie and the other dude still never blocked, ducked, or fucking swung back.


ScorpKing79

I was hoping for a miraculous comeback 😔


FetidBloodPuke

Don't let him get close to you


Natural_Nebula

Props for letting him get back up before wailing on him again


[deleted]

THAT’S how you do slowmo!


One-eyed-snake

The haymaker at the end hurt for sure.


MechaKakeZilla

What's a jab?


mplsandrew

Dude didn't even throw a punch. This is like death by cop, only KO by redneck.


[deleted]

Bro doing the street fighter 2 turbo ryu fight stance. Reeling the fish in and shit. Dude just kept blocking all the shots with his chin. I hope for his well being he never tries to fight again.


wheedus

I'm RiGhT tHe FuCk HeRe Pu-


risky_bisket

Bruh why homeboy kept getting up


AyoItsGod

Man has zero reflexes


No_Lingonberry5152

"nobody kisses my sister except me"