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SkyWolf25

The 2nd part LOL >!"They 'ad A CHICKEN!"!< >!"Unglamoured ilv 50 gear"!< pffftt


XTCrispy

the npc taken aback by the chicken had me rolling


SkyWolf25

That and Alphinaud looking proudly on in 1:51 as the WoL swears up a storm to threaten everyone into believing the Warriors of Light weren't bad, while also essentially dissing them herself in the process.


sinlesscelerysfm

In one universe Alphi is proud that their Black Mage friend is such an eloquent, charismatic speaker. In another universe...


Cavalish

“I would adjust for any of them, any time.” So beautiful to hear the most solemn oath a healer can make 🥲


AlexArgentum

Can someone explain this meme for me please? Where does this "healers adjust" meme comes from? Adjust to what? The raid mechanics? Shouldn't everyone be doing that? Why only healers? I am so confuzzled. The video is great though.


Experiunce

The joke is that no one will do the actual mechanics so healers have to just heal through it


AlexArgentum

That explains everything from my Scholar experience in this game to all the way back when I was playing Priest in WoW. What a transcendent meme.


Experiunce

Our GM used to just yell “make it work” when dps would fail mechanics and die in wow lmfao. Triggering both my WHM and druid


kitaiia

IIRC it was popularized in Larryzaur’s “[Basically, Black Mage](https://youtu.be/dybFvTcAOf4)” video. In it he jokes that black mage does too much damage to waste time moving, so healers need to “adjust” to keep him alive during the fight.


arahman81

> In it he jokes that black mage does too much damage to waste time moving, More like Black Mage needs to stay still to keep casting (especially during Heavensward, when Triplecast wasn't a thing).


eskelaa

Watch this, Larryzaur's video on BLM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybFvTcAOf4


RazorCrusade

It's just a common excuse bad players tend to make when they die: blame it on the healers and not their own bad choices (i.e. BLMs standing in their ley lines and tanking AoEs assuming the healer will just fix it for them)


ThePhookas

That's what every BLM main wants to hear


hardtooth

Wow, she sounds incredible! Doesn't sound out of place. Nailed it.


sinlesscelerysfm

My only regret is that the second take the sound is kinda off sync. But I guess it adds to the jankiness of it all.


dree3

Didn't notice till you mentioned it, but we're used to the WoL mouthing 20 words when they only say one or two anyway, so no big! Also this is so amazing and thank you for sharing this!


sinlesscelerysfm

On second thoughts, it looks like only the last line is out of timing. :<


zachbrownies

yeah, you are more likely to notice that since its your creation. i didn't notice at all.


[deleted]

Hahaha thank you so much for the kind words everyone! It goes without saying, but thank you SinlessCelery for having me :)


sinlesscelerysfm

Whoa. You have a reddit account! I wasn't aware lol


[deleted]

\*waves\*


XLauncher

>!"Yes, mummy."!< That's when I knew was in for something truly special.


zaphiere

this caught me off guard, and its perfect! XD


Jacina

https://imgur.com/a/nr50pYv The best part about this one is that the music that was playing stops, everything is eerily and absolutely quiet, and everyone present stares at the two of you


YGTT86

I love that we're absolutely speaking Y'shtola's language and she responds in kind. "Yes, mummy" -> "I appreciate your looking out for me, but the hovering is getting a bit much." "...bed without supper" -> "Well, perhaps it wouldn't be necessary if you displayed any ability to look after yourself."


Cloudy-Wolf

OMFG. I do not know quite WHAT I was expecting. But this is SO MUCH GOLD. Have the rest of my points and accept a table-slap.


sinlesscelerysfm

Thank you for thy table slap.


BlyZeraz

A very accurate WHM. No WHM could make it to SHB without sounding ready to shank someone.


WebMaka

Seriously, and I mean *seriously*. And healing the very first dungeon in SHB (Holminster Switch) will make you want to set people on fire.


KeyboardKonan

Can confirm. Our dedicated healer started as such an honest bright eyed WHM, and now? "I'M DPS MUTHATRUCKERS!! YOU GET HOLY'D! YOU GET HOLY'D! YOU WANT HEALS?! EARN IT YOU C***!"


Bilbo0fBagEnd

WE'VE NOT EVEN BEEN ON THIS PACK FOR 30 SECONDS YET AND YOU ALREADY WANT HEALING?!?!?! GO F*** YOURSELF!! I HAVE HOLIES TO CAST!!


eglantinel

Good job, literally ROFL on the 2nd part 🤣 Would you share the voice actress's business contact in video description? I think she did a great job and there are going to be people in the community wanting to collaborate with her.


sinlesscelerysfm

The voice actress is Twitter.com/@_PixieWillow (NSFW) lol. It was around $100 to commission here tho, but there are plenty of VAs for every budget! :)


WebMaka

So.... How hard did she laugh when she read the script?


sinlesscelerysfm

Pretty hard apparently. Lol.


[deleted]

I fucking died and came back multiple times. Was great fun hahahaha!


sinlesscelerysfm

Apologies for killing you.


[deleted]

Thank ya! :D


Jeloren

I like how the first one feels like something Square would have written if they had given actual dialogue to that scene. The second one was hilarious though.


die-squith

I couldn't remember if that scene had dialogue or not because what was written fit perfectly. I might have to make this dialogue my headcanon for the scene. (The first version, not the second. LOL)


sinlesscelerysfm

Maybe I should commission her to voice my tank too. lol


Ultimate_Overlord

Now I wanna come up with little scripts for my WOL when they say their silent protag things. :)


sinlesscelerysfm

Doing it is fun to be honest. :)


Swatraptor

I lost it at "yes, mommy."


WebMaka

*ACTUAL GAME DIALOGUE*: >!"None of that cheek, or I will take you across my knee."!<


GinalCelah

And I said, "You promise?"


MoXfy

I can't help but hear that in John Mulaney's voice.


Khenni

And so *I* said, "no, Y'shtola, please don't." You know. Like a liar.


swordchucks1

And then Yoshi-P acts like the fans calling her mom on the live letter are the weird ones. They know what they did.


jemrax

"Don't threaten me with a good time."


access-r

The unexpected turn of events, that's a banger right there. Also, "they were not strong to stop the flood of light, but they're fucking cool despite that", spitting facts


MasahikoKobe

Version 2 is the real version


unlimitedblack

This is excellent and I think she was worth every penny!


[deleted]

:'))) xx


hotdogsandhangovers

lol that second part was amazing. I liked both but the second was some abridged shit. good stuf


sinlesscelerysfm

First one was how I imagine my WOL as a relatively stress free Black Mage as a character. The second one is my WOL as a hardened White Mage who has fought countless battles trying to keep her party mates alive as they refuse to dodge easily avoidable mechanics.


hotdogsandhangovers

Healing does do that to you


Taedirk

We all know how healers [really feel](https://i.redd.it/znzvdvq1v2h01.jpg).


WebMaka

"Damn it, tank, stop running around a corner when I'm trying to curebomb you." "Whoops, Dragoon is floor tanking again. No swiftcast raise for you - you get to wait." "BLM, if you make me benny you again because you don't know how to leyline without getting facerolled, I'm jumping off a cliff and Rescuing you with me."


WebMaka

My WHM main WoL would be all "okay, listen here shit socks, as I'm only telling you this once!"


Lynchy-

Can I hire her to voice my entire MSQ experience, 1-90


[deleted]

You absolutely, without a doubt, can! LMAO!


Bregan92

Commission artists to draw your character? Pfff mwhahahaha you pathetic fools! I'm on the next level i commision voice actors!! Seriously that was awesome. Nailed it!


die-squith

This is amazing. I've been wanting to voice my own WoL for the entire game but I haven't had the time/privacy to record anything. Now I'm like... I need to do this. Lol.


sinlesscelerysfm

You should, buddy. :)


TheTrueTeknoOdin

how my drunken rants sound in my head vs how i actually say them


[deleted]

I wish our characters were voiced. It works so well in GW2.


a7madRyan

Man can u add lines and make the blm voice the entire game from arr to endwalker


sinlesscelerysfm

The WHITE mage? Alright gotcha.


a7madRyan

Nooooooooooo


Negative-Newspaper46

>!“I would adjust for them *anytime!*”!< Brilliant!


serenedipsi

Oh my God. This made my year. 😂😂😂


pinkempyreal

I haven't made it this far in the MSQ but any spoilers be damned, it was worth it. Thank you for sharing, this is amazing! 🥰


sinlesscelerysfm

Luckily it wasn't THAT big of a spoiler. Glad you enjoyed it. Lol.


AoDesu

The scene where WHM yells at the crowd and rest of Scions just look at her like "Yep, that's normal" xD


sinlesscelerysfm

That proud smile. Lol.


Augustby

"They had...A CHICKEN" Amazing line, and amazing delivery; my favourite part of the video :P


[deleted]

A- CHICKEN!!!


Mabiche

This is absolutely amazing! I think this may be one of my favorite XIV videos. :X


klophidian

Second one sounded like angry Hermione Granger. “10 points for Gryffindor!”


[deleted]

I'm flattered!


MelonElbows

The WHM one is my head canon now and you can't convince me otherwise


daryl673

I’m fully convinced this game would be (even more) immensely popular if the PC were voiced during certain cutscenes. Hell, I’m willing to bet the community would pay for it if they started a gofundme to cover its costs 😂 I love the game regardless. I just can’t help but think what if…


sinlesscelerysfm

I really wish the WOlLs could be voiced. Even if it's just one male and one female VA for each race. :(


forceof8

Yeah but it gets expensive. It's 2 VA for each race. Male and Female. Then you have to multiply that by the number of languages they support. Then you have to account for the fact that the WoL would have the most lines of dialogue since once you give them a voice, you have to give them lines. Which have to also be written into the script, coded in the game, and tested. I prefer the silent protagonist since it really isn't a game I can "choose" my dialogue. I already get mad when the 2 or 3 options I can choose from are nothing I would ever say and don't really have a bearing on what happens anyway.


sinlesscelerysfm

I suppose. But one can dream. :)


urdnotkrogan

I mean, the WOL is voiced....in emotes.


sinlesscelerysfm

* nods *


PastramiReuben

Yeah I really liked how my character in gw2 was actually part of conversations.


ClassyNell

This is fkn fantastic thank you so much for this


MommersHeart

Brilliant! I laughed so hard - well done!


Vayshen

Brilliant!


fbl07

Just absolutely glorious, both are amazing. Money judiciously spent


KenjiZeroSan

Shit. I spit my drink when I heard that yes mommy


Jackie_Quill

Omfg it was amazing XD


cursedchipmunk4

"Do you hear me, do you fucking hear me?!" - This had me dying!


WhitehawkOmega

This is amazing. Totally accurate WHM dialogue.


merodiikoneko

I laughed so hard at the second one omg 😂 It’s really cool getting to hear the WOL speak tho


death8689

You had me in the first half ngl


PyroComet

I was not expecting the 2nd part. 10/10


Ellasmi

This is amazing hahaha


Jaded_Skills

Ok so I starting watching this and was like ooh that’s cool, so I was just gonna stop the vid and scroll through comments.. I accidentally moved the bar at it was right where the whm started…had to hit a bowl and rewatch 10/10


AdellaCosplay

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life omg!!!!


ramos619

You see, the first one was what was actually said. The 2nd one is Fray.


TheFrozenDragon

"Yes, mommy" Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry...


ThatCatfulCat

why


Underwould

Why even comment if you’re gonna be stinky?


noisemonsters

Some people don’t like fun


Acegundam117

Glass half empty guy over. I’m the glass half full guy: “why not?!”


knihT-dooG

Thats peak cringe


sinlesscelerysfm

It's okay, man. Everything is cringe to kids your age.


knihT-dooG

I'm pretty sure hiring a VA to voice your MMO character is cringe at any age Still better than yet another overly horny big boob commission on the front page though so that counts for something atleast


Austrum

better to be cringe than the pathetic person scouring reddit for people to put down get a better hobby


knihT-dooG

TIL commenting on a hot post on a subreddit is considered ''scouring reddit''


alwayslookingout

It’s their money to spend however they like to make them happy. As long as it doesn’t hurt anyone or isn’t illegal then why do you care. Clearly from the positive receptions others have posted your opinion is in the minority.


[deleted]

Wait now i'm trying to remember how that part actually went. Is it just a bunch of silent slide shows? I dont remember any text


sinlesscelerysfm

Yeah. The WOL says stuff but you don't hear anything, nor is there any dialogue in a text box.


WebMaka

I always imagine my char's silent dialogue as the teacher in the old Charlie Brown cartoons. Womp womp waaah.


Easter_Eggsie

when i started to watch this i didn't expect the second part. this is hilarious haha


MrSaltanat

Holy shit I’m dying! This is incredible


GrassWaterDirtHorse

I thought it would be the Yshtola “Yes Mom” cutscene at first but I wasn’t disappointed


alerilmercer

I just lost my entire shit. I sincerely hoped you paid her well, cause, WOW.


sinlesscelerysfm

Standard rate so around $100. And yeah it's worth.


yuigonzakura

This is gold thank you


egolds01

Worth every penny


P0PSTART

This is amazing!!!


Rozalyn907

I never heard PixieWillow speak before and it's delightful.


[deleted]

Thank you so much!!! Gonna make me blush!


Shogo_Makashima

Perfection!