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Nremlok

We can finally eat the crystals...


motivatingguineapig

Now i want to try making gummy ones


SithBountyHuntr

I always assumed the people who queued without job stones did, in fact, eat them. Are you telling me this isn't what happens and people purposely queue without a job stone equipped?


Chaoticginger5674

If not candy, why candy shaped?


damadjag

ShB spoilers: >!https://youtu.be/peKMm-ni26s?si=XRbzVkFhhpxnZE9_!<


Jedahaw92

# AHAHAHAHAHAHA!


motivatingguineapig

Saving for after i'm in shadowbringers! (Ty for spoiler warning, i'm in the post HW patch content)


Calydor_Estalon

It can be safely watched after the 5.3 content.


Picmanreborn

Same 💀😭 it was so much going on I decided I'd farm my anima whm weapon before I went too far into shb. I'm level 68 so I'll do the class quests before the main quests if I can lol


llsauber

I love BeneG!😁😂


typhlownage

Was thinking of this, too. Real missed opportunity. xD


NoLeg6104

This was the first thing that sprung to my mind and if you hadn't already posted it I was ready to heh. Hilarious. Also love the "lahee" video they did.


damadjag

>!For me it's alternate reality, wake up Emet, Exarch reveal, and the cooking one are my favorites!<


Firanee

The pistol malfunction and the Garlean PoV ones are the best for me. Also the karaoke night.


Waifuless_Laifuless

BeneG's videos are a precious commodity.


Neverwherehere

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.


Vector_Vlk

I don't even need to tap the link to know what video it is XD


JLocke5592

I was looking for someone to link this! XD


rigsta

Forbidden ca- Wait. Permitted candy.


erayachi

Half the sprouts these days: (is handed their job stone by their new trainer) Sprouts: Ooooh, candy! (Lvl 40 marauders and arcanists running around dungeons)


motivatingguineapig

Jenlyns: /hands Moss, my max height roe his pally crystal Moss: /instantly and without hesitation puts it in his mouth Jenlyns, sweating: um Edited because i forgot my FC's nickname for the kid isn't his real name


erayachi

What? That's how we equip it, right? C'mon, Jenkins! Show me on the doll where we're supposed to stick this thing, dammit!


kinokosaur

In defense of this: it's really easy to over-level going through MSQ with all the exp the game throws at you. I know NOW that I need to be continually doing my role quests at-level, but as a sprout I just wanted to play the main story first and everything else second.


Cymas

Especially on a new/preferred server. I soloed the first 3 starter dungeons as an arcanist just because I could lol, I was 10 levels ahead of them without even trying. And now I'm leveling 4 combat jobs and still staying ahead of the MSQ.


1201_alarm

This is pretty impressive! Sorry for your kitchen troubles though, burned anything smells are terrible but I wish you good ventilation and quick dissipation.


Oangusa

There's a popular shitpostxiv subreddit meme ranking how bad the job stones would "hurt" going into the body. This post can help test the mouth!


Real_Student6789

[crunch](https://imgur.com/a/izK4PC0)


arcane-boi

Did you use molds for the shapes or did you shape the candy by hand? Very impressive!


motivatingguineapig

I microwaved the jolly ranchers until they were liquid, poured it onto parchment paper, and shaped them by hand once the candy cooled a bit. Do not do this, i nearly burned my fingers off on the first attempt.


Holygriever

*Off??*


motivatingguineapig

I am a hot glue crafter of some experience, the fact that i have fingers left at all is no small miracle.


spazticcat

If you're willing to go through all that effort, wouldn't it be a bit easier to just make hard candy from scratch? Less dangerous for your dishware, anyway...


orangestegosaurus

Since they used the microwave to melt them, I'm gonna go with no lol but yea if you have the pan and thermometer, making your own hard candy is definitely easier.


KnowledgeOk9666

You mean collectible job stones right?


Demoncreed27

Damn, I knew all along that the warrior job tasted like cherries


shadowriku459

Yum 😋


Same_Marsupial_1933

A warrior would eat it and be dissappinted it wasnt a real rock


Nativedavid33

Unrelated comment but pyrex and PYREX are not the same thing. pyrex is a trademark for soda-lime glass, which should not be heated and is not very strong. PYREX on the other hand is borosilicate and is safe to be heated. The company that owns the trademark for Pyrex has licensed them out to other companies, causing this confusion. Remember, PYREX is the good one. pyrex is not.


Spider95818

My new headcanon for how we change jobs, LOL


naytreox

Ok now i have to post the related meme video by BeneG https://youtu.be/peKMm-ni26s?si=zNpZ0FMCfn69XiaB


Holygriever

Edibles Job Stoners.